Which 99 would you want IRL?

[penguinmonger]

construction- when someone comes to my house, ill be in a demonic throne and drop them into a dungeon with [bleep]e pits and dragons and if they reach the treasure room by some miracle, they will get a banana :twisted:

[Rebdragon]

Probably Magic because you can bake pies and able to make money by amazing people with your skillcape.

 

 

 

If you had 99 magic you'd make money with the cape emote?

 

You could do that, or you could just... high alc?

 

 

 

Anyway, i'm pretty bored so...

 

Me too...

 

 

 

Attack -> I guess high accuracy with melee weapons would be alright 5/10

 

Pressure points. 99 attack and you'd be able to KO someone at the gallbladder, stomach, golgi tendon, triple warmer, gallbladder 20... any pressure point, with 99 attack they're toast. 7/10

 

Defence -> High defence just makes it less likely for people to hit you. With low hp, you're still stuffed if they get lucky. 2/10

But you'd know techniques to fend and deflect attacks, not just take them (I'd consider that HP anyways). 6/10

 

Strength -> I guess you'd be an awesome boxer if you got the first shot in. Fairly useful just generally in life 6/10

True, being strong is useful, though I myself wouldn't want "99 stength", way too bulky. 4/10

 

HP -> There's very little in RS that does over 99 hp damage, so you'd be getting close to immortal. Pretty cool! 9/10

Okay, so you can survive one hit... doesn't mean they're aren't going to be more :-s . 3/10, since "Hp" is much more mental than physical in real life.

 

Ranged -> Like attack, this wouldn't be bad. You'd dominate a few sports. 6/10

 

I guess, it'd be a talent that would be used on fairly rare occasions though. 5/10.

 

Prayer -> Protect from melee makes you invulnerable to fists and knives. Protect from range makes you invulnerable to gunshots (cannons are range remember ;)). You can restore HP, make yourself stronger, and lots more. An awesome skill 10/10

 

Bleh, prayer doesn't work like that in real life... so sorry people :-$ .

 

 

 

With 99 prayer you'd be very Zen though, and you might be able to get your pulse down to 1 BPM like those crazy monks o_O. Ultimate serenity.

 

 

 

6/10, not for the skills, but just for the Zen-nis of of it :P .

 

 

 

Magic -> All depends on whether you need runes. If not you get lethal offensive capabilities, the ability to enchant jewellery, you can teleport, and turn items into 150% their worth in gold. Amazing. If you need runes, pretty worthless. 10/10 or 1/10

 

Realistically, 1/10. Spells require runes.

 

 

 

That, and you need to look up the Alchemy laws and regulations :wink: . Transmuting lead, or any other substance, into gold is a criminal offense.

 

 

 

Source: Fullmetal Alchemist, episode 9, "Be Thou for the People/Gun no Inu no Gindokei".

 

Cooking -> You'd be a brilliant chef, which i guess is ok if that's your thing. Good, but not great. 5/10

 

Awesome skill. Bump that baby up to a 6/10 at least.

 

 

 

Woodcutting -> I can already cut down normal trees, and there aren't any magic trees around. Yawn. 0/10

 

Agreed :lol: .

 

Fletching -> You'd make decent money as a craftsman, but there's little practical application. 5/10

I agree with your point, but I'd consider it a 0/10 based on that.

 

Fishing -> Again, you'd make decent money as a fisherman. And i guess it'd be nice if you ever get stranged near a river with no food :P 5/10

 

2/10... don't know how much 99 fishing is going to help you that much, especially when you can't get into the big money if you work alone.

 

Firemaking -> Petrol is my 99 firemaking. 1/10

 

Are you kidding? 10/10!

 

Crafting -> See fletching, although crafting has a bit more application aside from making you money. 6/10

I'd agree, but again, I'd drop that to a 4/10.

 

Smithing -> See fletching. 5/10

3/10.

 

Mining -> I'd hate to be a miner. 2/10

Pfft, 0/10. Me no fan of being trapped in a mine.

 

Herblore -> Assuming you could find the herbs, you could make some pretty cool potions. The guy who said he'd use 99 herblore to make crystal meth and ecstasy made me laugh more than anything else all night :D Can't decide if he was an idiot or a troll. 5/10

 

I'd label this an 8/10. What I could put in the ladies' drinks with that kind of herblore lore... that, and you could spice up any drink perfectly :) .

 

Agility -> Good for gymnastics, running marathons, and climbing trees 6/10

10/10 if you ask me, though I'm a trickster myself. Though, I can't help but find everyone wishing for 99 agility hilarious; if you didn't spend all day on the frikking computer, you wouldn't need to be here wishing you were actually capable of moving your body!

 

Thieving -> As someone pointed out, you only need 1 thieving to pickpocked a man, and you're not going to run into any higher level people. It would make you more likely to be successful i guess, but still the threat of failure would put me off 3/10

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Though, being an expert in the field would make for a lot of fun. 5/10 if one wants to live on the edge.

 

Slayer -> Until an Abby teleports into the real world, this is pretty useless 1/10

Agreed.

 

Farming -> Not my thing 3/10

Meh, 99 farming wouldn't seem all that useful to have alone. If you could give it to yourself and everyone working on your farm, then it might be useful. 3/10.

 

Runecraft -> If you need runes for magic, this would be pretty sweet. If not, pretty useless 8/10 or 1/10

 

But you can only either Runecraft or Magic, not both :wink: . 1/10.

 

Hunter -> Another one that would be decent if you need some emergency survival, but outside of that pretty worthless unless you're poacher scum or something. 2/10

 

You don't need 99 hunter, you just need to watch Man vs. Wild on Discovery Channel.

 

Construction -> see fletching, except that i really hate building sites and concrete :/ 3/10

 

S'pose I agree on that one as well. Though, you'd be a pretty sweet architect with 99 Construction, and that'd pay a hell of a lot.

[flying_death_bombs55]

99 str + my school (which I hate) = OWNED!!

[L2the_Umber]

Prayer ftw Put on piety and own the NARBS

[Lemurian]

Defence, Agility, Crafting and/or Herblore.

[RUNESCAPEfantasy]

health-someone shoots u ''ha ha didnt hurt'' they shoot u again and again saying ''why wont u die'' and u go cos my health is 99 and guy goes so u must off ran out buy now

 

and i go no got 10 left he goes ''die''(kills me) lol random ftw

[WolfhunterXZ]

I'd probably want either 99 cooking (Open a 5 star restaurant anyone?) or 99 Agility, be able to run the farthest and fastest, and jump walls and whatnot.

[speedy1135]

maybe world 99, would be fun 8-)

[doomy]

With 99 cooking you'd be able to have a good profeesion as a chef, and you'd be very skilled so I'd guess the pay would be quite high.

 

 

 

Probaly that, or strength

[jemathonical]

99 Hitpoints, I have a lot of heart :P

[MidnightSoul]

Attack -> I guess high accuracy with melee weapons would be alright 5/10

 

Mmm, but, you'd be able to land more hits in. And remember pressure points? Easy KOs. 7/10

 

 

 

Defence -> High defence just makes it less likely for people to hit you. With low hp, you're still stuffed if they get lucky. 2/10

 

Mmm, you could easily block and fend off attacks. And you'd be able to figure out how to avoid the attacks. 6/10

 

 

 

Strength -> I guess you'd be an awesome boxer if you got the first shot in. Fairly useful just generally in life 6/10

 

Mmm, you'd be an awesome fighter. But, unless you had 99 attack, it'd be hard to hit. 5/10

 

 

 

HP -> There's very little in RS that does over 99 hp damage, so you'd be getting close to immortal. Pretty cool! 9/10

 

Mmm, you'd be almost immortal. What about beheading? What about being tortured? 6/10

 

 

 

Ranged -> Like attack, this wouldn't be bad. You'd dominate a few sports. 6/10

 

Mmm, give you a bow, join the army, slaughter. You'd be a sharpshooter. And, if guns were included in range, a master sniper. 8/10.

 

 

 

Prayer -> Protect from melee makes you invulnerable to fists and knives. Protect from range makes you invulnerable to gunshots (cannons are range remember ;)). You can restore HP, make yourself stronger, and lots more. An awesome skill 10/10

 

Agreed. 11/10.

 

 

 

Magic -> All depends on whether you need runes. If not you get lethal offensive capabilities, the ability to enchant jewellery, you can teleport, and turn items into 150% their worth in gold. Amazing. If you need runes, pretty worthless. 10/10 or 1/10

 

Mmm, possible. You'd enchanted a diamond ring, you'd be teleported home near death. And you could teleport to your nearest store to buy food. 9.5/10, if combined with Runecrafting.

 

 

 

Cooking -> You'd be a brilliant chef, which i guess is ok if that's your thing. Good, but not great. 5/10

 

Could be useful. Start a resteraunt, become rich, enjoy your own 5 star cooking. 8/10.

 

 

 

Woodcutting -> I can already cut down normal trees, and there aren't any magic trees around. Yawn. 0/10

 

Mmm. 1/10.

 

 

 

Fletching -> You'd make decent money as a craftsman, but there's little practical application. 5/10

 

Could make cash off this. 6/10.

 

 

 

Fishing -> Again, you'd make decent money as a fisherman. And i guess it'd be nice if you ever get stranged near a river with no food :P 5/10

 

Could be more useful than you think. 7/10.

 

 

 

Firemaking -> Petrol is my 99 firemaking. 1/10

 

Arsonist, much? 6/10.

 

 

 

Crafting -> See fletching, although crafting has a bit more application aside from making you money. 6/10

 

More useful if combined with Magic. 8/10. High profit.

 

 

 

Smithing -> See fletching. 5/10

 

Could be extremely useful. Making your own bullets, arrows, knives, swords etc. 7/10.

 

 

 

Mining -> I'd hate to be a miner. 2/10

Jewellry mining, makes you rich. Dangerous. 4/10.

 

 

 

Herblore -> Assuming you could find the herbs, you could make some pretty cool potions. The guy who said he'd use 99 herblore to make crystal meth and ecstasy made me laugh more than anything else all night :D Can't decide if he was an idiot or a troll. 5/10

 

Helpful if your a drug addict or drug dealer. Wouldn't mind making explosives. 7/10.

 

 

 

Agility -> Good for gymnastics, running marathons, and climbing trees 6/10

 

And super jumping. 9/10.

 

 

 

Thieving -> As someone pointed out, you only need 1 thieving to pickpocked a man, and you're not going to run into any higher level people. It would make you more likely to be successful i guess, but still the threat of failure would put me off 3/10

 

Easy cash. High risk. Amusing job. Could make a large profit.

 

 

 

Slayer -> Until an Abby teleports into the real world, this is pretty useless 1/10

 

Slay your boss or teacher. 4/10. Get a free break from school/work.

 

 

 

Farming -> Not my thing 3/10

 

Self supplier. Supply shops. Your set for life. 7/10.

 

 

 

Runecraft -> If you need runes for magic, this would be pretty sweet. If not, pretty useless 8/10 or 1/10

 

Use it with magic, your safe. Sell the runes, your safe. 9/10.

 

 

 

Hunter -> Another one that would be decent if you need some emergency survival, but outside of that pretty worthless unless you're poacher scum or something. 2/10

 

Could hunt down your enemies. 7/10.

 

Construction -> see fletching, except that i really hate building sites and concrete :/ 3/10

 

Could show off your wealth, making your own 10 star mansion. Have a dungeon. Be powerful and famous. 6/10.

[spikethebloody]

Firemaking :mrgreen:

[Jimmyw3000]

Agility...Then i oculd run rings around the bullies and then run away

[Robot919]

I would want 99 agility, that would be awesome!!!

[Robot919]

I would want 99 agility, that would be awesome!!!

[ShimChip05]

I say Agility or Cooking, because then i could like do totally crazy stuff, and i could make an agility arena, and get money haha, and i can cook real good stuff ;)

[Blaze_9555]

definitely 99 attack and agility.

 

 

 

 

 

I could wield any weapon in the world expertly and then be a ninja with my speed....

[kelem_ryu]

Magic. What else?

[hotshotkid69]

I would do mining and smithing \ \ \ major $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[phata_elise]

I'll even settle for lvl 1 magic IRL. Home teleport would be great, free and fast way of getting home after a good night out...

[Rebdragon]

With 99 cooking you'd be able to have a good profeesion as a chef, and you'd be very skilled so I'd guess the pay would be quite high.

 

I suppose, but you'd be equal in skill to what, tens of thousands of other chefs :wink: ?

[-Devoted12-]

Construction!

[doomy]

With 99 cooking you'd be able to have a good profeesion as a chef, and you'd be very skilled so I'd guess the pay would be quite high.

 

I suppose, but you'd be equal in skill to what, tens of thousands of other chefs :wink: ?

 

Yeah, but how many people supposedly have 99 irl?

 

Thats one question that may affect peoples opinions.

[gun_hippy]

Thieving, i'd pay a visit to for knox.

[Mstrgmr]

I would say Agility or Cooking