Giordano Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Oh my god more grammar nazis Grammar Nazi's unite! I like all my tucking fypos :cry: Do you have a English class? "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imyou2 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I think a warning for lunsta (sp) says (kinda fast) may cause loss of hearing , dizziness or death ,(normal speed) so try lunsta for a better nights sleep :-s siggy ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I'd like to clear something up. I wouldn't be doing that if he hadn't been saying that George Bush needs some learning lessons. Just pointing out the irony is all. :? [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ortiz9471 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 (on bottom of box) caution:do not turn upside down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Oh my god more grammar nazis Grammar Nazi's unite! I like all my tucking fypos :cry: Do you have a English class? B+ in language Thank you very much Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 If he read this, George Bush may have learned something. :roll: The irony of it all.You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself Go ahead. I wouldn't be criticizing you if you hadn't been saying someone should learn something. :roll: Dammit, you beat me to it. I was going to say the same thing. By the way to the author, where did you get all these from? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issy2 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Packet of Nuts- Warning, contains nuts. (on the same packet, under 'Allergy Advice') Do not take if allergic to nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 This was in a coach to somewhere: Warning: water only toilet. The picture on it was hilarious. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrM2000 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I think a warning for lunsta (sp) says (kinda fast) may cause loss of hearing , dizziness or death ,(normal speed) so try lunsta for a better nights sleep :-s Hey! Lunesta is perfectly safe... My dad is vp of sepracor the company that makes it :D Also if you want someone to listen to you tell them someone is stupid maybe u shouldn't act stupid yourself... On-Topic: I live for warning labels... that's why i hang out at the grocery store :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Pfft, warning labels. They take all the healthy fun of Darwinism out of our lives :-s My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase_cool7 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Pfft, warning labels. They take all the healthy fun of Darwinism out of our lives :-s On an unrelated idea, I figured out how to get rid of all the scammers beggers and microers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumpta Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 If he read this, George Bush may have learned something. :roll: The irony of it all.You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself Erm, more grammar nazism coming right up. Wouldn't it be: If he had read this, George Bush might have learned something. It feels weird to me to use "read" simple past. Or, of course: If he reads this, George Bush may/might learn something. It would still be more logical to use "might" because it indicates lesser probability than "may". And low probability is obviously what you're trying to get across. *ducks from flames* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 omfg i laughed so hard at that, had to go get my mum to look too there great thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzimatt Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 hairdryer: do not use while in bathtub consumer reports magazine has some good ones in the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt23 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Chainsaw Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. :o I need to keep that one in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonimu Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If he read this, George Bush may have learned something. :roll: The irony of it all.You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself Erm, more grammar nazism coming right up. Wouldn't it be: If he had read this, George Bush might have learned something. It feels weird to me to use "read" simple past. Or, of course: If he reads this, George Bush may/might learn something. It would still be more logical to use "might" because it indicates lesser probability than "may". And low probability is obviously what you're trying to get across. *ducks from flames* Yep, you're right... And to Abyssalwhip, how are you making under an A in a class? I don't do my homework at home and I still have a 4.0 GPA (although it does get kind of stressful when I've got to type a 4-page report in my 30-minute lunch...). (I know that the "..." above and the paranthesises around this sentence are not supposed to be there.) Losers...Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If he read this, George Bush may have learned something. :roll: The irony of it all.You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself Go ahead. I wouldn't be criticizing you if you hadn't been saying someone should learn something. :roll:You're the one that has to learn to stop editing everyone's posts so they meet your standards of grammar -.- You both are being Negative Nancys... This isn't a board on pointing out grammatical errors...is it? If he reads this, George Bush may learn something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You both are being Negative Nancys... I'm enjoying it :D . As am I , there both making idiots of themselves http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falco513 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You both are being Negative Nancys... I'm enjoying it :D . As am I , they're both making idiots of themselves :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noobish111 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Guys, no more Nazi-ism... :anxious: To make this post not spam, On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost. On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head. On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner. A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use. Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding. Ow.... A handheld massager warns consumers: Don't use while sleeping or unconscious. Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes. Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns Do not drive with sun shield in place Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp. Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. On a box or rat poison Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a Domino's Pizza box Caution: Contents hot! Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally. An electric cattle prods warns: For use on animals only A can of air freshner warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption. In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand. Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. Instructions for an electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally. On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating. A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe. Ex-Runescaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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