Oh my god more grammar nazis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grammar Nazi's unite!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like all my tucking fypos :cry:

 

 

 

Do you have a English class?

I think a warning for lunsta (sp) says (kinda fast) may cause loss of hearing , dizziness or death ,(normal speed) so try lunsta for a better nights sleep :-s

I'd like to clear something up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't be doing that if he hadn't been saying that George Bush needs some learning lessons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just pointing out the irony is all. :?

(on bottom of box)

 

 

 

caution:do not turn upside down

 

 

 

Oh my god more grammar nazis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grammar Nazi's unite!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like all my tucking fypos :cry:

 

 

 

Do you have a English class?

B+ in language Thank you very much

 

 

 

If he read this, George Bush may have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The irony of it all.

You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go ahead. I wouldn't be criticizing you if you hadn't been saying someone should learn something. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dammit, you beat me to it. I was going to say the same thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way to the author, where did you get all these from? :?

Packet of Nuts-

 

 

 

Warning, contains nuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(on the same packet, under 'Allergy Advice')

 

 

 

Do not take if allergic to nuts.

This was in a coach to somewhere:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Warning: water only toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The picture on it was hilarious.

I think a warning for lunsta (sp) says (kinda fast) may cause loss of hearing , dizziness or death ,(normal speed) so try lunsta for a better nights sleep :-s

 

 

 

Hey! Lunesta is perfectly safe... My dad is vp of sepracor the company that makes it :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also if you want someone to listen to you tell them someone is stupid maybe u shouldn't act stupid yourself...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On-Topic: I live for warning labels... that's why i hang out at the grocery store :P

Pfft, warning labels. They take all the healthy fun of Darwinism out of our lives :-s

Pfft, warning labels. They take all the healthy fun of Darwinism out of our lives :-s

 

 

 

On an unrelated idea, I figured out how to get rid of all the scammers beggers and microers.

 

 

If he read this, George Bush may have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The irony of it all.

You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erm, more grammar nazism coming right up. Wouldn't it be:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If he had read this, George Bush might have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It feels weird to me to use "read" simple past.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course: If he reads this, George Bush may/might learn something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would still be more logical to use "might" because it indicates lesser probability than "may". And low probability is obviously what you're trying to get across.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ducks from flames*

omfg i laughed so hard at that, had to go get my mum to look too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there great

hairdryer: do not use while in bathtub

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

consumer reports magazine has some good ones in the back

 

 

 

Chainsaw

 

 

 

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I need to keep that one in mind.

 

 

 

If he read this, George Bush may have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The irony of it all.

You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erm, more grammar nazism coming right up. Wouldn't it be:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If he had read this, George Bush might have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It feels weird to me to use "read" simple past.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course: If he reads this, George Bush may/might learn something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would still be more logical to use "might" because it indicates lesser probability than "may". And low probability is obviously what you're trying to get across.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*ducks from flames*

 

 

 

Yep, you're right...

 

 

 

And to Abyssalwhip, how are you making under an A in a class? I don't do my homework at home and I still have a 4.0 GPA (although it does get kind of stressful when I've got to type a 4-page report in my 30-minute lunch...).

 

 

 

(I know that the "..." above and the paranthesises around this sentence are not supposed to be there.)

 

 

 

 

 

If he read this, George Bush may have learned something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The irony of it all.

You grammar nazis make me want to kill myself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go ahead. I wouldn't be criticizing you if you hadn't been saying someone should learn something. :roll:

You're the one that has to learn to stop editing everyone's posts so they meet your standards of grammar -.-

 

 

 

You both are being Negative Nancys...

 

 

 

This isn't a board on pointing out grammatical errors...is it?

 

 

 

If he reads this, George Bush may learn something.

 

You both are being Negative Nancys...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm enjoying it :D .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As am I , there both making idiots of themselves

 

 

You both are being Negative Nancys...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm enjoying it :D .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As am I , they're both making idiots of themselves

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-w

Guys, no more Nazi-ism... :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To make this post not spam,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On some frozen dinners:

 

 

 

Serving suggestion: defrost.

 

 

 

On a hotel provided shower cap:

 

 

 

Fits one head.

 

 

 

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:

 

 

 

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

 

 

 

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:

 

 

 

Do not eat toner.

 

 

 

A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:

 

 

 

Not for highway use.

 

 

 

Baby stroller warning:

 

 

 

Remove child before folding. Ow....

 

 

 

A handheld massager warns consumers:

 

 

 

Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.

 

 

 

Warning on underarm deodorant:

 

 

 

Do not spray in eyes.

 

 

 

Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns

 

 

 

Do not drive with sun shield in place

 

 

 

Warning on a sharpening stone:

 

 

 

Knives are sharp.

 

 

 

Bottle water label warns:

 

 

 

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

 

 

 

On a box or rat poison

 

 

 

Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

 

 

 

On a Domino's Pizza box

 

 

 

Caution: Contents hot!

 

 

 

Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:

 

 

 

Do not use orally.

 

 

 

An electric cattle prods warns:

 

 

 

For use on animals only

 

 

 

A can of air freshner warns:

 

 

 

Keep out of reach of children and teenagers

 

 

 

Cheap rubber ball toy warning:

 

 

 

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

 

 

 

Caution on a package of dice:

 

 

 

Not for human consumption.

 

 

 

In the manual of a chainsaw:

 

 

 

Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

 

 

 

Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:

 

 

 

Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

 

 

 

Instructions for an electric thermometer:

 

 

 

Do not use orally after using rectally.

 

 

 

On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:

 

 

 

Remove plastic before eating.

 

 

 

A TV remote controller warns:

 

 

 

Not dishwasher safe.