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Dream Job

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retired.

For it is the greyness of dusk that reigns.

The time when the living and the dead exist as one.

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retired with money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fix'd.

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Me doing staff.

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If its okay with darkknight why dont we post what jobs we would never wanna have.

 

 

 

Mines toothpick factory worker, but not any toothpick the wierd ones.. Cardboard if theres any other kind... or a uhh what do you call the people who work in sewers and clean the wires (no disrespect to anyone who has these jobs its just not my first choice job.... by a long shot)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I dont mind but i want to know peoples dream jobs aswell.Im not going to mention this though in the main post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Runescape - Currently In-active and a cancelled membership due to a broken computer and a cabbage laptop!

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(Previously 'Darkknightider', wow that was a bad name :p)

Play cricket for $1,000,000 a week!!!

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Freelance Hobo. No, seriously. I'll beg for my meals each day, and spend my spare time in the library, building up a large knowledge base of trivia, then go on Jeopardy, pull a "Ken Jennings" and win 3 million dollars. Since I'm freelance, the government can't automatically claim 1/3rd of my winnings. Then my money will go into a high-interest savings account, and I'll live off of that for the rest of my life.

There's no sig here. Move it along...

To be the owner of a small business. 94% of all businesses in Australia are small-medium businesses and I want to be a part of that statistic. Of the 1/3 of all small businesses that fail within the first phase of the business cycle, I want to be a part of the 2/3 that don't fail.

Owner and programmer of a large video game company.

Hum...programming by day, designing random robots by night, and attempting to finish my novel whenever I have spare time.

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Pr0n director 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doesn't sound too shabby.

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I'd like to run a game company too and be a lead designer. I've always wanted to be an animator, but I have little artistic ability, sadly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a brilliant idea on how to start a game company with pretty much no money involved, but I'm not tellin' anyone about it. :D

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I'd like to run a game company too and be a lead designer. I've always wanted to be an animator, but I have little artistic ability, sadly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a brilliant idea on how to start a game company with pretty much no money involved, but I'm not tellin' anyone about it. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O RLY?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

A dictator. No, not an evil one. Oh and make sure it is good hours.

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Gynecologist :lol: Jk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Owner of microsoft

Quit RuneScape :)

Network Admin....ya, thats my dream job :lol: kinda mirrors the job i'm aiming for atm =D>

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Pr0n director 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why be the director when you can be the star? :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I personally aim for a job in video game design or animation, though something in architecture or archaeology would be awsome.

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Heart_Of_Ink = Best idea ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway ... broadway actor, CS/Coder/Storyline writer for GaiaOnline, author, Hollywood actor.

 

Pr0n director 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why be the director when you can be the star? :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I personally aim for a job in video game design or animation, though something in architecture or archaeology would be awsome.

 

 

 

Because then you'd be out of a job in probably less than a year.

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Pr0n director 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why be the director when you can be the star? :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I personally aim for a job in video game design or animation, though something in architecture or archaeology would be awsome.

 

 

 

Because then you'd be out of a job in probably less than a year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That would still be one awsome year. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why watch when you can experience it?

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hat would still be one awsome year. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why watch when you can experience it?

 

 

 

Let's see... would you want pr0n* with you in it all over the internet, when you're, say, a middle aged dad or a grandpa? Ugh... I'd hate that, I'd like set a rule that my kids could never use the internet... Get your own chicks and have fun with 'em, no need to shame yourself for it forever :? .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Can we get that word unblocked? I'm sure most everyone here is mature enough to use it properly (and it's not like those who aren't can do a lot of damage with it); it's annoying to try and have an intelligient conversation on a subject, and have to censor evade to do it.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

 

hat would still be one awsome year. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why watch when you can experience it?

 

 

 

Let's see... would you want pr0n* with you in it all over the internet, when you're, say, a middle aged dad or a grandpa? Ugh... I'd hate that, I'd like set a rule that my kids could never use the internet... Get your own chicks and have fun with 'em, no need to shame yourself for it forever :? .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Can we get that word unblocked? I'm sure most everyone here is mature enough to use it properly (and it's not like those who aren't can do a lot of damage with it); it's annoying to try and have an intelligient conversation on a subject, and have to censor evade to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You only live once dude, its best to live life without thinking of the consequences(Unless death, severe injury, or jail are on the list of possible consequences), be too careful in life and you won't ever have fun.

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hat would still be one awsome year. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why watch when you can experience it?

 

 

 

Let's see... would you want pr0n* with you in it all over the internet, when you're, say, a middle aged dad or a grandpa? Ugh... I'd hate that, I'd like set a rule that my kids could never use the internet... Get your own chicks and have fun with 'em, no need to shame yourself for it forever :? .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Can we get that word unblocked? I'm sure most everyone here is mature enough to use it properly (and it's not like those who aren't can do a lot of damage with it); it's annoying to try and have an intelligient conversation on a subject, and have to censor evade to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You only live once dude, its best to live life without thinking of the consequences(Unless death, severe injury, or jail are on the list of possible consequences), be too careful in life and you won't ever have fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a really stupid statement considering that consequences can ruin a persons life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd love to be a successful pro tennis player. 8-)

 

Let's see... would you want pr0n* with you in it all over the internet, when you're, say, a middle aged dad or a grandpa? Ugh... I'd hate that, I'd like set a rule that my kids could never use the internet... Get your own chicks and have fun with 'em, no need to shame yourself for it forever :? .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Can we get that word unblocked? I'm sure most everyone here is mature enough to use it properly (and it's not like those who aren't can do a lot of damage with it); it's annoying to try and have an intelligient conversation on a subject, and have to censor evade to do it.

 

 

 

You only live once dude, its best to live life without thinking of the consequences(Unless death, severe injury, or jail are on the list of possible consequences), be too careful in life and you won't ever have fun.

 

 

 

Regarding the first quote: Yes, I agree. Sure, many would not know about that 'secret life', but the self-guilt would always there. I'm very conscious of my reputation and how it effects my future and future opportunities in life. At times, I'm often not a particularly strong person. That guilt would crush my self-confidence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regarding the second quote: Ok, so you regard it as something to strive towards, almost? That, once 'experienced', it's an accomplishment that you can safely tick off your 'list of things to do in life'? Personally, I find it appalling. Maybe my attitude is different because I'm female, so I'm positioned slightly differently in this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a different note: in addition to my previous post, I'd also like to be an interpretor, on some level. It would be nice to put my 6 years of French study to good use.

Actually I was pretty much just joking around, I would never do it myself, but you all really need to lighten up, taking something so little so seriously, and you call me apalling?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go through life like that and you're sure to get nowhere fast.

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Either a Mascot or a golf player.

 

 

 

Golfers get like 900bil* a year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*not an exaggeration

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