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Personally, it doesn't seem like this show will last more than a month, and that's if it's only on once a week. I mean, sure, seeing people be stupid is funny, but there's only so long something like that can last.

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Are you smarter than a 5th grader? no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little tip on winning the show, act like a moron on the invterview so they choose you then get all the questions right during the show

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AHH! Half or more of the people who posted here are so stupid!!! A millennium is not 200! 10 people posted that the Sun is the answer to the star question and people still ask if Alpha Centauri is right! Who can't freaking spell allegiance??

 

 

 

Next time you try to act dumb, please use the "hide" tags...

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Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

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AHH! Half or more of the people who posted here are so stupid!!! A millennium is not 200! 10 people posted that the Sun is the answer to the star question and people still ask if Alpha Centauri is right! Who can't freaking spell allegiance??

 

 

 

Next time you try to act dumb, please use the "hide" tags...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow, only 1 person said they couldn't spell allegiance, and then he spelled it right... Also, we were talking about 1st graders, who in no way can spell allegiance. So please, before calling other people dumb, maybe actually see if what your saying is true. Also, no one asked if Alpha Centauri was right...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, if you think we're losers, why post?

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Beanonator asked if Alpha Proxima, which is in Alpha Centauri, was right...

 

 

 

I could spell allegiance when I was a first grader.

 

 

 

Anyway, sorry if you got offended...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Losers often amuse me... (Not all of you are losers anyway).

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I could spell allegiance when I was a first grader.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, aren't you special? Anyway, I highly doubt that more than 20% of 1st graders can spell allegiance or that it is even taught in first grade, which it isn't...

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I cant spell and I can STILL spell allegiance. but this is just another fox show, whos execs came up with it when they were drunk at some party. I havent seen it, but it sounds funny, and is defenitely better then the "whos my daddy" show they had on awhile back

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He means Alpha Centauri, not the Sun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alpha Centauri is not the closet star to earth, the Sun is the closes. Alpha Centauri is a star system made up of three stars so it is not even a Star. The stars in the system are called Alpha Centauri A, Alpha Centauri B and the third star is called Proxima Centauri. Out of the three stars the closest to our sun is Proxima Centauri. So answering Alpha centauri is wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mom was being smart with me, and when I said "Proxima Centauri" was the closest star to the Earth, she almost pissed herself. I thought it was a stupid joke. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I do like that show. "Which shares the longest border with the U.S., Mexico, or Canda?" I almost died when she said Mexico.

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i find this show one sided leaning towards the kids. the adults havn't read the text books in years so the "what is a pronoun?" question might have been hard for them while the kids could've just read that in their text book yesterday at school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then again its still funny :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. Why the hell do you need to know pronouns, unless you have a job that deals with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They only answer like 4 questions a show... Also the kids there are obivously like, geniuses of their classes and were told the answers before the show :? One of the questions was like "Who was the first president to be impeached?" and it was like a 3rd grade question... Are you kidding?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's bs, I never learned any presidents when I was in elementary school, except the 3 most recent and the first few.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you smarter than a 5th grader? no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Little tip on winning the show, act like a moron on the invterview so they choose you then get all the questions right during the show

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly \' .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could spell allegiance when I was a first grader.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, aren't you special? Anyway, I highly doubt that more than 20% of 1st graders can spell allegiance or that it is even taught in first grade, which it isn't...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I doubt it is.

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the category was like first grade astrology or something.
arghhh!!!! NEVER confuse astrology with astronomy. One is a real science which helps us to understand how the world works. The other is pseudoscience designed to part gullible people with cash for horoscopes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah phew, you said it :P

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Heh, I remember when a dude paused to find the answer for 2x5.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But this show is such a conspiracy. You get no dignity, only cash. If you lose, Haha, you lost to a fifth grader! If you win, so what? You answered elementary school questions.

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Heh, I remember when a dude paused to find the answer for 2x5.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But this show is such a conspiracy. You get no dignity, only cash. If you lose, Haha, you lost to a fifth grader! If you win, so what? You answered elementary school questions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You should be keeping skills of basic mathmatics with you. Why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BECAUSE YOU USE THEM EVERYDAY IN LIFE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is truely pathetic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well if you win, you actually kept a bunch of useless facts with you throughout your whole life (unless it's required for a job or used in daily life).

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Where do you live? What's it called? Can I watch in on youtube or download it somewhere?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whats a ProNoun?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The idiot lady thought Mexico had a longer border with the US than Canada does with the US. And yes, it was the Sun, as it is the closest star, the category was like first grade astrology or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or like how this lady could only name 3 states that border the Pacific Ocean <.< She forgot ALASKA! How freaking hard is that... Then how she had to use a life line to figure out what the biggest type of bear is. I was yelling Polar Bear at the screen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She makes me mad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The idiot lady thought Mexico had a longer border with the US than Canada does with the US. And yes, it was the Sun, as it is the closest star, the category was like first grade astrology or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or like how this lady could only name 3 states that border the Pacific Ocean <.< She forgot ALASKA! How freaking hard is that... Then how she had to use a life line to figure out what the biggest type of bear is. I was yelling Polar Bear at the screen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She makes me mad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

watch?v=QyGavKKRC8w

 

 

 

Personally, the bear question doesn't seem all that easy. What were the other choices?

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It wasn't a multiple choice, but she narrowed it down to polar bear and grizzly bear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TBH, I had no idea what the answer was. How the hell am I suppose to remember these useless facts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I missed the states one too. GRRR makes me so mad. I'm still in school too. Oh well I'll start taking social studies again next year.

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It wasn't a multiple choice, but she narrowed it down to polar bear and grizzly bear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TBH, I had no idea what the answer was. How the hell am I suppose to remember these useless facts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I missed the states one too. GRRR makes me so mad. I'm still in school too. Oh well I'll start taking social studies again next year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

california, oregen(excuse the spelling), washington, alaska, and hawaii

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats not hard :XD:

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