Lateralus

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Legalise it, legislate it, done. I'm going out like Hemingway should I ever end up in a situation where I'd prefer death. Both barrels of a shotgun between the eyes.

Off the computer, ya. But on an internet forum, not so much. It's only funny when people are trying to be hard if they can get punched in the face. I don't even notice any machismo. Boring people are just less boring if they're arguing.

Am I the only one who loves it when people are at each others throats?

Uh, cologne isn't the same thing as aftershave. Aftershave is the stuff you put on after you shave, cologne is the stuff you can put on anytime. British thing. If it's fragrant liquid that you're supposed to put on your skin, it's aftershave.

Emphasis is for...? I don't come here to laugh. Most of the 'funny' posts make me angry.

Cologne is such a sleazy word. It's aftershave. Anyway, Paco Rabanne Ultraviolet and Armani Black are what I wear. I don't wear aftershave every day anymore - I've gotten lazy and must stink.

This is honestly your view of an ideal world?

Even if that dilution involves keeping in contact with people living far away? If there's no face to face contact then there's no dilution at all. If you want to keep in touch with your friends who are far away then that's cool, but I bet most of the activity on sites like facebook and such is between people less than 10 miles from each other.

I dislike the whole concept of social networking. People barely have anything to say face to face as it is, it seems silly to further dilute it by posting messages on your friend's page.

Collectivism almost always tends towards facism - It's not coincidental. The Road To Serfdom by Hayek is an excellent text on the subject.

Drugs are pretty important to a drug addict. Those guys need help too.

Read Lolita.

That's the worst word I've ever heard in my life.

Van Morrison - Moondance I heard a few tracks from the live Astral Weeks album on the radio last night and it reminded me how much I love Van Morrison. I especially love that record.

It'll never hold up in court. You could even argue that you were taking in light rays from inside the property, which could be viewed as trespassing. WHY DID YOU LOOK AT HIS HOUSE??? TRESPASSING!!! Are you really a law student?

Your scenario is needlessly complex. If you stand at the window of a normal house stark naked, someone will phone the police and they can charge you with public indecency.

To spite your face.

I don't feel any obligation to my family at all. My immediate family and my dad's parents are the only ones who I know and like, so they're the only ones I ever see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REjbpys3LGc Big Fat Bass.

If you're talking about his supposed deathbed conversion then you're wrong. That's just a malicious rumour.

You don't understand evolution.

My little brother turns 18 on Saturday, so I'll probably take him out for a few beers.

It's only slightly on topic, but this is one of my favourite comics: Obviously it can apply to much more than just kissing.

If I were a zombie I'd eatie-eatie-brains-oh-yummy-yum All day long I'd put them in my tum If I were a zombie man.