HONEY I'M HOME! Oh god I had to say that so bad... Anyway, most stupid way I've ever hurt myself? I'd say when I was about 3, I took a temper tantrum in a Video store because I wanted a bag of Jelly Babies and because my dad held my arm I dislocated it. That's not the worst of it either... The hospital thought it was a break and put my arm in a cast! After a few weeks I was still in pain, they took it off and pushed it back into place. Damnit that hurt. Another one was in high school, I didn't want to play football (soccer) so someone in the class decided in his wisdom to boot the ball in my face. I lost my temper but I didn't go for him, I went straight for the changing rooms, door was locked so I tried kicking it open. That didn't work so making me angrier I decided that it would be a good idea to start punching, you know because I can totally punch harder than I can kick... (NOT) and breaking my hand was the result before one of the gym teachers calmed me down. Not bad considering it was 4 weeks before the exams, damn hand healed in 3 weeks so I still had to do the exams. :(