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One I just heard... laughed forever. One day, a bird was complaining to a bull because he couldn't reach the top of a tree. The bull said,"I have a suggestion. Eat my crap eveyday, for a week, and you'll make it to the top. It'll make you big and strong." So, the bird did as he said. Gradually, he fattened up, and got bigger and stronger, until he could reach the top of the tree. But then the owner of the bull came out, saw the bird, and grabbed a shotgun, killing the bird, while shouting "Meat for a month there!" Moral of the story: Bull(snot) will get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. :lol:

Okay, first off, UP THE IRONS! Okay, now that that's out of my system, on topic... Don't they say space is absoulute zero? And how do we have the technology to measure this stuff? And yeah, I find this stuff really interesting.

EDIT: Nevermind, got one.

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5/10, a bit to blurry. Out of curiosity, who is that in your avvy? It looks vaguely like the guy from Doom 1.

Wait for Resident Evil 5 to come out, it's gonna be amazing. If not, Fall of Man is a lot of fun.

Randy Rhoades FTW! Shame he died...

Haven't a clue. A chair is generally used for sitting in.

4/10, recognize your sig.

^Waffles FTW!!!1! \/Likes goldfish?

You figure, half of the stuff they do is a publicity stunt... the more trouble they get in, the more people hear about them, and the more people come to their games. Which means more money for them. Paris Hilton, however, should just go back to jail... no one really likes her anyway. She's tried to sing :-X , she's made videogames :XD: , and none of them are any good. Maybe she should just kill herself...

Ibanez semihollow? I don't know, can you take a closeup of the head? It'll help.

I'm giving out free kicks to the balls, would you like to jump in line for one of those too? =D> That made me laugh....

I disagree, I love Orson Scott Card(Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow), he wrote my two favorite books of all time. A very gifted SciFi writer.

Wow. Immature much?

But like diapers they are not reliable. Heh, true. :-w If only there was a pill that could do the same job as a diaper. "New product! Urine2Oxygen, feed it to your baby, and never mess with diapers again, just breathe in the new fresh air" That made me lol... :lol:

Is anyone else thinking about making a reality TV show on this topic?!?!??! It would be killer!!!!!1!!! Anywho, on topic. Yes, I would switch, but it would depend on the girl in question. It would be pretty akward to see them in school the day after you go back, though... I wouldn't stay female, though, it'd be waayy too akward IMO.

But like diapers they are not reliable. Heh, true. :-w

So... this whole post has turned into another "I Hate America" thread. No, I'm not playing the victim. I'm actually pretty tired of all the stereotypes people base us on. Like I said, live here, meet our people, and then come talk to me. I don't agree with everything our government has done, that would be foolish to the point of sheer idiocy, and not every American is a killer. People brought this up in the last topic. We fight with whoever shares our values and morals in general. Not everyone shares the same, and Americans seem to be based off of the ones who express the tendancies of serial killers. We go in to stop genocide. Yes, some of us are patriotic, and feel so inclined to defend our country, do you want to crucify us for it? You do realize we have the power to control most of the world. Do we? Are we the ones controlling Britain? Russia? Canada? No? You realize that when most enemies see the stars and stripes, their pulse probably quickens? We'll be the one of the first to come to your aid if you are ever invaded, and yet we still are the scum of the Earth. Your welcome. It makes me laugh to see these people on here, and around the world. Hohto, maybe I will become president. My first course of action would be to invade a few countries and make it as bad as you say we are. Venomai, the day we have world peace, I'll eat my own feet. Having a few pacifists crying for world peace isn't going to make it happen. Alternitave solutions have been explored. But, though I wish it were possible, they don't usually work as well as violent means. Now read it and see things from our point of view. Don't bother posting a reply, as I'm not going to look at this thread again. I may be a hypocrite American, but I have a sense of patriotism, and it makes me sick to see people attacking us like this. Source: Peacekeeping: The Mission Is Likely to Fail

Condoms are easier to change then diapers... :wink:

So... which homosexual debate is this one? 10? 12? Anywho, on-topic... I personally think it is wrong, and am totally homophobic. I do not feel comfortable with another guy checking me out. I don't think it is right to have a sex change (God made you who you are, stay that way, IMO), and it's disgusting to think of 2 guys...well... :-X :-X Women too. It's just...wrong. If the bible says homosexuality is a sin, then he wouldn't make people gay, they have to choose it. Tidbit of info I heard on the radio- 3 in 10 Rams(male sheep) are gay, or something like that. I almost had wet myself, I lauged so hard...

0/10, can't see it.... comp must be messed up. New avatar^.^

3/10, name rings a bell...

You people speak like you live in America. People who don't live here shouldn't judge us. I don't say Canada sucks, because I don't live there. TBH, I hope some of the people on this forum don't become Presideents/Prime Ministers, because they will attack us simply because of the media. You need to stop being so naive about things. We aren't terrorists. What you are basing everything on is stereotypes, propoganda, and media bulls*it. Come live in America for a few years. Then come back and talk to us about how bad we are.

By the way, my post stands unquoted. Prove to me that animals should take priority over humans. It's quoted now. But seriously, would you rather kill an animal quickly and painlessly or a human? I completly agree with you, insane. I'd go for the animal... I wouldn't kill my dad instead of my dog. I don't want to kill my dog, but I will if the alternitive is family. And I'd rather blow up a cow warehouse(don't know if that's what they are called :-s ) than a cruise ship...