warren211

/\Indeed I am a cat biter < Eats kittens. With a little steak sauce and seasoning, roasted over a skillet. \/ Eats dogs

My 3rd birthday. vaguely. What was the stupidest thing you've ever done?

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Car. Although bicycles would be fun to throw at buildings. Would you rather: cheat on your spouse and no one knows you did or not cheat on your spouse but everyone thinks you did?

Banned for caring whether someone is stalking you.

I've found shotgunning to be my calling in this game. I have a habit of not noticing far away players so sniper rifles are pointless (and my hands aren't steady enough) and I also have a habit of accidently running into powerful players and dying quickly. With my trusty shotgun (forgot what it was called. it's the higher level one, the non pump-action), I can blow their heads off as I run into them : Oh and I have a bit of a question... my ping is really high in the games (usually 160-190) and thus I lag in high-puplar games, intense firefights, and often get kicked out of games and can't access low ping servers. Can anyone give me tips on how to lower my ping?

I play Call of Duty 4 on my laptop. Works like a charm (although you'd probably need the USB mouse like me). I have Windows Vista, but for some reason my ping is really bad and I lagg a bit in big firefights, but It's still fun.

LOL, I was so happy when they little scheme didn't work out. I mean how are you going to just fake an injury and then be okay afterwards...the Chinese are sad. She did that in one of the prelims too if I'm not mistaken... grabbing her stomach, complaining about the pain, then suddenly jumping back in the action. About the medal count... The winning country of the olympics is determined by number of medals total right? Or number of golds?

^I'm not positive, but I think you have to play the game to the very end if you want to update it. If you quit early, I don't think it counts toward your play time.

I hate the double standards our country has. White guys or any other race cannot call black people the N word, yet amongst themselves they do it frequently. I was in Chicago one day and saw on a bus advertising a Black radio station. Their slogan was "I see black people". Two things wrong with this. One: A radio station for blacks? What would happen if there was a radio station for whites? National controversy, loss of jobs, and CNN going berserk with on-the-spot news coverage. Two: The slogan. If there was a radio station saying "I see white people" it would probably be looked down upon. Then there's Black history month. What would happen if there was a White history month? Sure, there are many countries with White people and that would mean a lot to cover in the month, but then there are also a lot of Black countries as well. I'm of Indian/Pakistani heritage so this stuff doesn't mean much to me anyways, but I'm still dissappointed at all these double standards.

I've heard on the news they've considered taking out baseball and softball from the Olympics. As for Bolt's run, people are actually finding ways to moan about his performance in the 200m. After the race he went around celebrating, did some little dance, and said "I am #1" to a TV camera. Now the IOC is saying they don't appreciate him being cocky and that he should have gone to each competitor and given em a handshake or a hug. They seemed to overlook the part where the american sprinter and that other dude who got disqualified (Martina I think) came and had a group hug with Bolt. They're just trying to find ways to make Bolt more controversial. When you train that hard for every day, practicing for hours on end, monitering your health and constantly trying to get better, I think you deserve to celebrate a little bit. Especially if you've made your entire country proud by being the fastest man in the world.

*Buries Dizzle alive... In chocolate!*

Meh, I don't think I've had such a sweet binge compared to you guys. Although at a formal party I did have 10 slices of Pound Cake. Mmm... pound cake. =P~

^Ah yes I remember that one from the 90s. I was rather little at the time and didn't quite understand why the lady was smashing things with her frying pan. It scared me. :uhh: I think celebrity ads get people the most. "Omg the Jonas Brothers advertise Target. Mom, when's the next time we're going to Target?!?!?!" I get that every time my brother and sister see that commercial on the Disney Channel. And the fact that they believe that hello-goodbye song was a Jonas brothers song when it was actually an oldies song brought back for Target. When it plays on my dad's oldies station, my little sister goes "Hey! They copied the Jonas Brothers Song!" :wall:

Haha, those are great. Don't underestimate the power of a desk. Anyways, I guess I should answer the question. I'd be a duck. Because that won't happen with me alive, particularly with those fighters, as I said. And I decided I'd get reincarnated. I hope you know that if you're under a desk, and the ceiling falls, you're dead. The desk will just fall on you and crush you. I know plenty of fire fighters, and they all say that if the person had been next to the desk, instead of under it, the person could have been saved. Not to mention the little effectiveness a desk has against the heat and radiation of a nuclear bomb :wall:

The only French phrases I know are RSVP and bon appetite :wall: Oh and there's avalanche. But arguably it's an English word derived from French. Sacre bleu! I always wondered what that meant

^I don't suppose you realize this particular forum is called Off-Topic for a reason :wall:

I was known for knocking myself in the head accidently most of the time when I tried a trick. Took me 3 weeks to master making it go up and down, and even then I can only do it twice in a row before screwing something up -.- We should make extreme yoyo-ing and cup stacking an olympic sport.

Probably either because CNN is crap, or because they don't want to cause panic. Nuclear Doom isn't exactly what the world's public wants to hear. ...Or because they're too busy reporting on the Olympics or the [bleep] presidential elections. The last thing the media seems to care about is causing panic. They thrive off the panic business. When people are afraid of a global crisis, the first thing they turn to is the news. CNN would have too be pretty stupid not to realize how many viewers they'd get if they put up the story. Unless the media actually cares about the consequences of a controversial story... Anyhoo, I knew that US involvement was a very bad idea in the beginning. Having a very large, disciplined, powerful enemy is not very useful. Why did we need the nuclear base in Poland anyway? Shouldn't someone have pointed out that Russia might just get a little worried? Saying the base was to help stop global conflicts not necessarily involving Russia doesn't help either, in Russia's eyes it seems like a blatantly obviously threat.

Ello all, I've come to crash the party! As for considering people demonic, I think religious and political extremists are. *shudders* Who do you think is the most influential person in your life?

Banned for turning a smily green with sickness and forcing him against his will to smile so as to create the Mr. Green smily. You sick jerk. :-X

*Hires cheap anti-drug cartoon character to snatch cigarettes away and bore you to sleep with a lecture on the dangers of smoking. While you sleep, I offer prisoners redemption from their crimes by bribing the president provided that they steal the cheese from Silver. The prisoners steal the cheese, give it to me, and I fly off to an obscure island no one's ever heard of*

Banned for not listing them :|

Executioner. Google.