dragoonson

I still have sharp hearing,and I blast my metal at full volume.Trick is not to listen until your eardrums hurt #-o

I had a hair about back of neck to end of ribcage-ish...I had a strip of hair shaved off above my collar so I wouldn't get caught.Pretty epic when I went out,honestly.

I guess I'm immature but I lol'd

Now You're Gone-Basshunter.Not my favorite,so its gonna be Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss-BloodHound Gang.Unts unts unts baby.

I had to pee,and I dreamt I was falling into this giant toilet so I was like "ah,cool" and five minutes later I wake up with wet pants and a raging hangover.Thank God I was at work,backstage.

Its like grafitti lul.

I fail without a keyboard to help.

What I don't understand is how some of you didn't notice this thread has indeed been recreated in the gallery in the events between locking and unlocking.

Was deleted/secretized,and I am afraid he ran out of balls.

I don't think I quite expected that speed on a country song.

1)-Blasphemer must die 2)-Lul TIF seems to have a permenant window in Opera.Beside my IGN walkthroughs and school timetables.

If we are to be forced Shakespeare works,at least let us decide which work we want.I barely held my fist away from many walls through Romeo and Julliet,imagine if I spent a year reading slowly because the rest of my class can't comprehend English.

I know what you like (In your wardrobe).A song by a band that's probably not your taste. Give Voltaire a try,I guess.

Romeo and Julliet wasn't good but not for why you state.My mind just rejects romance stories. I thought Julius Caesar was pretty good,but I've not read the parts involving Octa-something.I haven't bothered to finish it,after "Et tu,Brutus?"

Can we like split each scenario into little strips with their own standing jokes like the comic I linked?If so first strip should be something like this. First Panel:~RANK~ Awesome-An introduction Second Panel:Fact X (Rank Awesome repeats fact X) Third Panel:Bear intrusion Fourth Panel:Rank Awesome says witty joke about headlocking the mother bear and lunges into battle. I fail at wit so I leave it to Someone else.

Because you wish to emulate the degree of natural awesome I emit.I have revealed you motivations.

I genuinely laughed at Henry V,so I guess he's not bad.The play on French/English words is pretty good,I never thought of those. And yeah I always disliked books given to me for literature reviews.I mean come one,Bridge to Terabithia?Geez.

Why is Israel to blame?The Jews were displaced by Hitler in WWII,given land around their holy land,which coincidentally Islam's THIRD holiest land (first and second are in their possession) and constantly attacked by Palestine for that.Now they retaliate and they're at fault.Excuse me,who is in Iraq searching for a man from Iran? Oh wait,who is in Iraq for nothing anymore?

This doesn't count as my first work,as the name I saved it as says,its a dwaft.

20.When rated on a scale of ten,is how much I want to meet the girls of the forum :twss:

Yeah they're real scary :roll: Mortuaries, dead of night My body starts to rise In my mind the horror lives To feel death deep inside Relentless lust of rotting flesh To thrash the tomb she lies Heathen [bleep] of Satan's wrath I spit at your demise Virgin child now drained of life Your soul cannot be free Not given the chance to rot in Hell Satan's cross points to Hell The earth I must uncover A passion grows to feast upon The frozen blood inside her I feel the urge the growing need To [bleep] this sinful corpse My tasks complete the [bleep]'s soul Lies raped in demonic lust [Lead - King] Her stomach bursts the casket breaks The seed has taken form A writhing shape of twisted flesh The Devil's child is thrown Hungry for the smell of Death He rules forbidden evil Vengeance with a frenzied hatred The bastard now must die Lost souls of the dead Form legions that burst through Hell's Gates Death of one sacrifice To avenge the raped corpse from the grave Blood of one mortal man The fire grows stronger within Fate of a frenzied lust Lucifer takes my dark soul Down to the fiery pits of Hell (Down to the fiery pits of HELL) [Lead - Hanneman] Necrophilia is pretty scary.I mean,unless you find it in the hot[dog]uaries.

1)-You know you want to do it in my butt,in my butt. 2)-Fix'd it for you foo. Not me?

PM for confirmation =D>

i'm sorry, I dont get it Nothing to get.But whoever has such a relationship,Ben gives you 17 days. Our collective awesome is quite interesting to me,I wish to study it.

Its a good place for advice.Like you know,when you're pounding on some girl you're too big for,and your girlfriend calls you up to tell you she met a new boy,because your relationship is so good she will tell you anything?