Share Your Funny/Scary/Lucid Dreams

[Th3_Crusader]

In my scariest dream. I was looking out a glass sliding door. I see something moving in the woods. I go closer and my face gets sucked to teh glass. I couldn't move. Then I see the zombie-like figure come out and start running towards me. Then when his eyes met mine I woke up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm thalassaphobic, I've had another dream me and a few friends were on a speedboat, out in the ocean. Theres light blue water, and dark blue water. (this is like Mario Karts, light blue water you can get in, but dark blue you'll fall in) We see the dark blue water and i try to do a sharp steer away from it but I end up falling in water (in the edge of the dark blue water) I swim, and swim (its like its pulling me down) but I manage to break free and get realeased into the light blue water. I look over into the dark blue and these huge fish-thingys bigger then sharks are just waiting to eat me.

[Yes_Its_Ross]

Well I have one but it is extremely weird. Keep in mind that this is a dream and I have no idea how it popped in my head.

 

 

 

So I'm in this place with my friend Sarah. Its a huge room with around 7 or 8 beds. I think it was sort of like a shelter for people. So I'm under her bed, I guess that is where I was sleeping, and I look next to me and there is this vampire thing. (A little info: Apparently the vampires were HIV carrying vampires and they give you all kinds of diseases and junk when they bite you. Oh and I think we were running away from them and they were chasing us.) So the vampire says he is going to go bite Sarah, but I ask for it not to. It does anyway and I feel responsible and horrible for letting it do that to Sarah. Ending: Sarah gets AIDS and Cancer and I wake up.

 

 

 

It wasn't as scary as it was horrible. It made me feel really creeped out.

 

 

 

And here is another one...

 

This one was much more scary for me because I was sleepwalking and my mom woke me up. (NEVER wake a sleepwalker. They will freak the [bleep] out.)

 

 

 

I don't remember much of it but I'm in a space auction (Yes, an auction in space) and I am being sold to the highest bidder. All I can remember after that is me running around in circles and screaming. ( I think this is around the time when my mom woke me up.) Then I see my mom and start flipping out and screaming "DON'T BUY ME" and I thought the world was going to end. Eventually I come to and I start freaking out. Sleepwalking is some scary crap.

 

 

 

There have been a lot of times where I thought I was dieing in my sleep and I have woken up thinking the world was ending. It got really bad at one point and I faintly remember taking a piss in the middle of my living room. Since then it has gotten a lot better and I haven't sleepwalked for months.

[Wongtong]

I've had a lot of scary dreams, but they're not that bad.

 

 

 

One of them was when I was driving in a car full of aliens and they had a laser gun to my head and were telling me what to do, and if I wouldn't do what they said, they'd shoot me.

 

 

 

Another one was when some guy kidnapped me and strapped me down to a metal table and on the straps were these [bleep]es which dug into my skin.

[Guest]

I never have scary dreams... I suppose the only one I can remember when I was four, a was trapped in my car with a tornadoe coming at me. Not scary now, but I was four .

[Da_Latios]

The Prime Minister of England lost The Game on national television, and thusly the universe imploded upon itself.

[Guest]

The Prime Minister of England lost The Game on national television, and thusly the universe imploded upon itself.

 

I just lost the game.

[champion]

Not the scariest, but one time when I was about 7 I had an extremely realistic dream where I was kind of like watching myself sleep from a third person view. There was a huge spider that started crawling near my head, and in the dream I was thinking "Wake up! The spider's gonna killlll you O_O," so basically I knew I had to wake up so (now we're back to real life) I banged my head against the wall and realized as I woke up I was screaming.

[Mr_Adam]

One I remember from when I was 4ish is when these weird things* were chasing me, said they were my parents, and sucked me up into some weird-sewerish area.

 

 

 

Another more recently was short, but it hit. My bio teacher (who is kinda weird looking, but not ugly) had a pentagram-type shape drawn on the floor, and I was beamed up by aliens (thanks to her). There were no details, I was immediately beamed back with a third eye in my forehead, which would be a recorder for the aliens.

 

Aliens, man - abduction and being probed by an alien is freaky :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I have a dreamcatcher in my room, but I seem to be dreaming more lately (even though you technically dream every night). I know they're there, but I can't remember them when I wake up.

 

 

 

PS. I actually meant to post a thread like this after dream 2, but couldn't be bothered :P

 

 

 

It'd also be very cool if someone told about a Lucid Dream - a dream where you realize you are dreaming and have control of your dream :twss:

 

 

 

*Weird things: Sort of long alien faces, that looked sort of like bipedal tanks with vacuum hoses for arms.

[Guest]

 

 

 

It'd also be very cool if someone told about a Lucid Dream - a dream where you realize you are dreaming and have control of your dream :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive had a few! Not much happens, you can do anything, though. Run up walls, shoot stuff out of your hands, backflips, teleport anywhere instantly...Damn, they're so fun. Really rare though, i get one everey 6 months or so :cry:...The hard part is realising its a dream. Sometimes, you'll notice a difference, and question it (my first one was " Where did my bathroom go...?") :lol:

[Dizzle229]

On the topic of lucid dreaming, I had a dream the other night where after a few minutes (or could have been hours, or seconds, you never know when you're dreamng), I realized that whatever I thought about somehow tied in to what happened next. I realized that it was a dream. My next thought was "Awe, this is gonna be sweet! I can do whatever I want!"

 

 

 

*wakes up*

 

 

 

:wall:

[Guest]

On the topic of lucid dreaming, I had a dream the other night where after a few minutes (or could have been hours, or seconds, you never know when you're dreamng), I realized that whatever I thought about somehow tied in to what happened next. I realized that it was a dream. My next thought was "Awe, this is gonna be sweet! I can do whatever I want!"

 

 

 

*wakes up*

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

I was really stupid, once. I (purposily) woke myself up. (opening eyes forcibly on purpose = ftl)

 

[hide=Facepalm]#-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o[/hide]

 

 

 

Luckily, though, i fell asleep right away, and again it was the same thing..but, i was smart ;)

[anonymous1234]

On the topic of lucid dreaming, I had a dream the other night where after a few minutes (or could have been hours, or seconds, you never know when you're dreamng), I realized that whatever I thought about somehow tied in to what happened next. I realized that it was a dream. My next thought was "Awe, this is gonna be sweet! I can do whatever I want!"

 

 

 

*wakes up*

 

 

 

:wall:

 

I hate when that happens so badly. The more Lucid the dream gets the less vivid it gets and you essentially wake up from the dream being so blurry.

One of them was when I was driving in a car full of aliens and they had a laser gun to my head and were telling me what to do, and if I wouldn't do what they said, they'd shoot me.

That's just a typical day for me :? I really don't see the scary part.

[toast647]

I can't remember my dreams after the day it happens :(

 

Maybe I should write them down or something lol.

[Wongtong]

 

 

 

It'd also be very cool if someone told about a Lucid Dream - a dream where you realize you are dreaming and have control of your dream :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive had a few! Not much happens, you can do anything, though. Run up walls, shoot stuff out of your hands, backflips, teleport anywhere instantly...Damn, they're so fun. Really rare though, i get one everey 6 months or so :cry:...The hard part is realising its a dream. Sometimes, you'll notice a difference, and question it (my first one was " Where did my bathroom go...?") :lol:

 

I realise I'm dreaming all the time, but I can never control things that are happening. :l

 

My dreams seem to happen out of my control.

 

 

 

The thing that usually helps me realise I'm dreaming is, "What?! Since when was I a guy?!"

 

 

 

 

One of them was when I was driving in a car full of aliens and they had a laser gun to my head and were telling me what to do, and if I wouldn't do what they said, they'd shoot me.

 

That's just a typical day for me :? I really don't see the scary part.

 

Trust me, they were scary aliens.

 

 

 

I write down my dreams and if I read them, it makes me laugh.

[Guest]

 

 

 

It'd also be very cool if someone told about a Lucid Dream - a dream where you realize you are dreaming and have control of your dream :twss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive had a few! Not much happens, you can do anything, though. Run up walls, shoot stuff out of your hands, backflips, teleport anywhere instantly...Damn, they're so fun. Really rare though, i get one everey 6 months or so :cry:...The hard part is realising its a dream. Sometimes, you'll notice a difference, and question it (my first one was " Where did my bathroom go...?") :lol:

 

I realise I'm dreaming all the time, but I can never control things that are happening. :l

 

My dreams seem to happen out of my control.

 

 

 

The thing that usually helps me realise I'm dreaming is, "What?! Since when was I a guy?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

That occasionaly happens. Tip: Picture it happening in your head, and it will.

[Dax]

I can't remember my dreams after the day it happens :(

 

Maybe I should write them down or something lol.

 

 

 

I'm starting to do that now. Lol.

 

 

 

My scariest dream was I was walking around the streets of my town being a rebel and skipping school, I walked to the library and it was a Hospital, full of nearly dead kids, they were all sick. I walked I and made friends with this Indian kid, we were the best of friends, he died the next day, I was right next to him, and a sub teacher from my school came and got me and dragged me out the back door, the corridor was the same as one in our school, she took me to a room where one of my friends was, I eventually went psycho at him, after he locked me outside in the rain and I was planning to kill him, as he was going on about how stupid my Indian friend was.

 

 

 

Creeped me out so damn much when I woke up.

 

 

 

About those dreams where you can control it, I have a fair few of them, just nowhere near as much these days. :(

[Lateralus]

I never have classically scary dreams with zombies or any other nightmarish cliches, but I do have some very dark dreams. Recently I dreamt I was a Marine who had been captured, but the captors just took my rifle and let me go. The rest of the dream was me crying - And I mean really crying. It was as if it was my mother they had taken - to a few of my Marine buddies because I missed my rifle so badly.

[josh181830]

Not the scariest, but one time when I was about 7 I had an extremely realistic dream where I was kind of like watching myself sleep from a third person view. There was a huge spider that started crawling near my head, and in the dream I was thinking "Wake up! The spider's gonna killlll you O_O," so basically I knew I had to wake up so (now we're back to real life) I banged my head against the wall and realized as I woke up I was screaming.

 

 

 

LOL... I always bang my head against the wall when I sleep..

 

 

 

Most of the dreams I have have something to do with a shootout :wall: between a group of bad-guys and me?.. Pretty lame I guess, but I always end up twitching to dodge the bullets >_>

[Th3_Crusader]

I had a funny dream when i was driving I was moving my hand like I'd be moving my car to drive. I would do that with my hand and my mom said I was saying "Wheres the clutch??" lol.

 

 

 

Then I started freaking out in my sleep and i guess I was saying "Spider, spider, theres a spider in the bed" and I start going insane :lol:

[IGoddessI]

There's a few dreams that come to mind.

 

 

 

The first dream was a robbery that took place at my old work. I was counting the register at the end of the day, adding up the sales and the float etc and then someone dressed in black (face covered too) told me to put all the money in the bag or he'd shoot me. Well that day I felt sick so I called in to work and told them I wouldn't be coming in, so whoever was the senior member would have to just throw everything in the safe and I'd count it first thing in the morning. That night someone broke in to the shop and stole all the money.

 

 

 

Second scariest dream was my mum being in a car accident, dreamed that a semi trailer backed in to the car and squashed her. That day, mum was reversing out of the car park and semi trailer kept reversing and mum kept beeping the horn to get his attention as she was stuck between another car. The guy kept coming and went straight through the passenger side (mum was okay though). Just scary how it happened after the dream.

 

 

 

Third scariest dream was when I was walking in the park, it was starting to get dark. I sat down on a bench to catch my breath as I had been walking for quite a while and I literally felt something cold against my head. I looked up and it was a gun. Scary as anything because I felt everything:ohnoes:

 

 

 

The last one was when I dreamed of being electrocuted. I was standing on my bed, trying to change the light bulb and woke up, jumped and was quite startled.

[Furah]

Can only remember 2 dreams, both where when I was 11 or 12. One was where my family were driving a convertable up a spiral thing and I decide to jump out an land behind the car, which then fell off as the spiral ended, and I just caught the rear bumper with my big toe on my right foot, then after a second or 2 the car slipped an they died :cry: then I jumped down to where they were and I woke up as soon as I looked at them. The other was a Lucid Dream, where I could fly by flapping my arms, but it was hard to control, yet fun, I just flew above my school at the time, about 10 metres above the ground and didn't do any school work, infact all of my class was just standing there looking at me.

[ThurinEthir]

Slightly off topic - I've found that the stuff in my dreams usually has some sort of relationship to what happens to me during the day. I remember one time, we had a discussion here about redheads (I have no idea why?), and that night, the only redhead I know was in my dream.

 

So the scariest...Eh. I don't exactly remember how it goes...

 

It started with me watching the news (On a news website, reading a newspaper?), and there was something about a kindergarten class being slaughtered and hung on poles. Later on in the dream, my school is on fire. My backpack, with all my stuff, as well as a few of my friends, are on the other side of the flames. I start running around, apparently it's dark all of a sudden and there's a thunderstorm. I end up outside, and I see terrorists, whipping my classmates around. I get dragged over, and they make me do push-ups. As I do them, I see my school crumble to pieces.

 

Rather random, now that I'm reading it over.

 

(There was also that dream in which dinosaurs invaded my house, but that was when I was 4 and I barely remember it)

[sarg1010]

On the topic of sleep walking:

 

I've slept-walked right out my front door into the cold winter night, luckily my brother got home then and made me go inside lol... people can control me very easily when i sleepwalk :twss: Once when i was like 6 i took of my pants and underwear and put on a shirt instead and walked around my house saying there was a deer at the front door :D

 

 

 

Other horrible dreams = I'm in my hometown, but I don't know where my house is... I go to where i think it should be (in my dream) but it's just not there :( Made me cry when i was younger. Also when I'm like some fictional knight hero dude with a epic sword, running into battle, i swing my sword... hit the enemy but i don't do anything to them!!! Cut them, kill them, nothing... they just get knocked away then get up again :ohnoes:

 

Another dream when I was younger...

 

There was a big party going on at my house and I look down the stairs and this metal band called Gwar was coming up my stairs to kill us all :ohnoes: My brother listened to them alot back then :?

 

I've also had a dream where i can float a few feet off the ground and move by pushing off of things. Was fun but couldn't stop when I got going lol.

 

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[hide=yes I quote someone below me and re-post here]

I had a scary one once... :(

 

 

 

I was in my cousins house, I opened the door, and a puppet jumped out and punched me in the face. Then I went to run but it burst into flames and the house collapsed and killed me. Then I woke up.

 

 

 

:cry:

 

GF lol :twss:[/hide]

[Riku3220]

I was 8 or 9 when I has this dream.

 

 

 

So my older brother was walking me to the local Sonic I worked at (I have no idea how an 8 year old got a job at Sonic...) and he was smoking a ciggarette, but he doesn't smoke in real life. On the way there we met up with his friends who were also enjoying a smoke. For some reason my brother and his friends turn into some strange smoker zombies and start attacking me. I start running back to my house terrified and run into my friends who have also turned into smoker zombies. I start to take a different direction to my home and realise the entire neighborhood was zombified. I hop the fence into my backyard and run into the sunroom. There's a hidden key to get into the house and I couldn't find it. I could hear the zombies tearing down the fence. I start searching everywhere in the sun room. I find it all the way across the room and quickly unlock the door. Being inside of the house alone I planned my next move, Iwent to my closet and BAM! an entire arsenal of weapons.

 

 

 

I didn't get to finish the dream after I found the guns because I woke up. :x

[WookieeMania12]

A fat guy I know was naked when I woke up. I forgot what happened after that, but still... :ohnoes: