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Everywhere - and unperceived The theory long ago conceived Though long it took, for acceptance They're now widely believed - [hide=What is it?]Atoms. Aren't I so poetic?[/hide]

Try giving free cookies to everyone who comes. :P Be prepared for harsh discipline, but keep at it and don't let the punishments faze you. Take them with head held high and a sort of cocky, humorous, confident attitude - not rebellious or defiant, just act like this is having no effect on you at all (or like you're enjoying the punishment, even) - teachers cannot stand this. It drives them right up the wall.

Punch in the stomach, knee in the nuts, arm behind the head forcing it down, stomp on their legs when they're down so they can't get back up, and spit in their face. () \/\/ /\/ {- |) ! :P No, seriously. Are you big? Are you tough? Do you look like it, at least? If you can answer "yes" to any of these three questions, then get in their face, real confident, say, "Hey, you got a problem with that guy? That guy's a friend of mine, You got a problem with him, you got a problem with ME! Got it?!" or something to that effect. If you're a year or two ahead, chances are they won't mess, especially if you're there with some friends. Or, be a [kitty] and tell a teacher. -100 points for cowardice, but if it works, then it works. Problem is, though, it often doesn't.

Divide - 1/4 invest, 1/4 donate to charities, poor, et cetera..., 1/4 spend on house, car, stuff, general awesomeness, 1/4 bank. (Let's say $10m USD, making 2.5m for each purpose...hmm...well I'd never have to work again, for one. )

Thing is, if you impose severe restrictions on your kids they will grow to resent it, may even get rebellious due to your "oppression" of them, and end up even more likely to get in trouble. Just teach them common sense and make sure they know what's what and what not to do, and then let them free. Oh, and train them in some form of martial art - with a name that sounds like an Asian food with orange chicken and crunchy veggies - so they can protect themselves. Just my view.

Your mom jokes in general, no matter the age of the teller. People who never talk about anything but video games. People who never do anything but video games. Overprotective parents. Insane censorship. Emos, goths, punks, or dumb jocks. Stupid people. I said this before, but it needs to be re-emphasized. Squash, spinach and cauliflower. And lastly, people who just never, ever shut the f**** up.

REvamped! Couldn't help myself. :) Sped it up and made the first frame look, to my mind, a little better, in subtle ways. Hope you like it. Feel free to use.

Florida - Hurricanes China - Communist Japan - Their school system Most of the middle East and parts of Africa - War

Large or oversized breasts, especially ones with implants, are very unattractive - small, well-rounded, and perky, for preference. fat, to some extent People's feet are weird. Especially mine. But useful - they're tough and callused from hiking, and I can pick things up with my toes almost as well as my fingers. Most attractive: The face, the eyes, the hair...brown hair especially...long... I'm talking about in girls, of course. And curves, well, yeah... When it comes to guys, I'm not gay, but the sight of a strong, muscular, or agile and well-built guy is...not sexually pleasing, to me, but...it's like, I see them and think, "Hey, he's pretty good, isn't he? I wish I was that good", or something along those lines - but I'm definitely not gay, or even Bi. It's like a recruit soldier watching a skilled veteran in action, or a basketball player admiring the skill of a superstar - not envy, as such, but an appreciation of...quality. Damn, it's hard to say this without sounding gay, which i assure you once again, I'm not.

Well, yes...but if a parent is violating the basic rights of the child, the child does not have to "take it or leave", especially if there is nowhere to go.

And, according to you, Squirrels In UFOs. :P

What's your biggest pet peeve? In Runescape, in the forums, in real life, whatever. I suppose this could be moved to ot, but it seems sort of rant-ish, so...) I'll start: My pet peeve on Runescape (though I rarely play anymore) is people calling you "noob" for everything you do, even if you're better than them - My pet peeve on the forums are threads where more than half the posts are bumps, or there are >=5 bumps in a row, or where every reply to the thread is a bump by the original author (Happens in RSOF a lot) And a general one for anywhere is stupid people. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. :evil:

Due, most likely, to laziness, illiteracy, general stupidity, or a combination. Are you a roller coaster person?

No s---, Sherlock! I like roller coasters - Six Flags rocks.

I thought crucifixion they didn't nail through the bone, but managed to avoid it somehow (because it would be hard, wouldn't it, driving a nail through solid bone?) If it is done that way, though, and the bones do, then there's another bit of evidence pointing towards it being Jesus.

They're both good. My dad's job, after all, is a computer programmer (he prefers Python, he taught me C/C++ a while ago and may teach me about Python soon) and though my mom is not good at technical stuff, she can type, make Word documents, send emails, play games, and do all of the basic stuff your average person would require from a computer. Most of what I know about computers I learned from the "heyyyy, what does this button do? *click* " method. :)

If you have the sense of humor of your average dead rabbit, that is. Whoever responds to this post is an idiot. (there, beat that statement with sarcasm!)

I think he's dodging. It's definitely relevant.

Hmmm. EDIT: Dammmmmmmmmmmiittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid censor! I mean, just saying "qu33r" with e's instead of 3's in a poem is no big offense to anyone, is it? I mean, it was common language in the day this was written... :evil:

ah. an arguer willing to admit he may actually be wrong. My faith in humanity has been restored somewhat. Now if only the other side would follow suit... :-w

Really? Maybe you should try people. Females, for preference. :P Oh, almost forgot- I have hair.

*brings in Intelligence Booster 2000 and Stuff-To-Do-With-Your-Free-Time Enhancer Model Z* *fires* *watches everyone in this thread to go away as the effects sink in* *takes cheese which is lying on the ground* *looks at it* ewwww, swiss. *throws in the trash* *walks off* :-w

"wishes that it" ________ ate __________ because ________ told them to.

3.6 planets and 13 acres. I live average, though I always try to help the environment. Not too sure if it's very effective though... it is true we should do something, but we should NOT go back to pre-industrial times and living like total hippies. Though that would be a good thing, the truth is that society now is too based on modern ways. If we tried to abandon all of that and go back it would just destroy us.

Yeah...things like that never mess with humans, unless they're desperate, out of food, and are having their habitat enroached on. In one way, I think they should stay away - but in another way, i realize it's getting harder and harder for them to do so.