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I think it's not like that. I think it's like, if you do something thinking, "Okay, I can say Sorry for this later and get away with it" it won't work, but if you do something sort of without thinking and then later go, "Oh my God, I can't believe I did this, I'm so sorry!" genuinely sorry and shocked, then you could be forgiven. And it only works the first time. EDIT: Note, I'm not really a Christian, or not a fundamentalist, not by most definitions, but Im saying what I think the Christian view is.

Talk about incredibly ignorant statements... Well geez. You could at least respect soldiers for what they do. It's not an easy job, from what I gather.

Nothing lasts and in the end, thousands of years from now, none of it will matter. There may be no reason for it. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. That doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't get the most out of this short little life you've got here, and enjoy it, help people, try to be as awesome as possible in the time limit given. Like playing a video game.

Of course it's possible to kill Chuck Norris. Haven't you ever heard of Ultimate Showdown? Thus, by somehow summoning Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and all the rest of the people mentioned there, I kill Chuck Norris. And take the hat. And get in a ship... And chuck it in a black hole. Then, just to be safe, I destroy the universe.

When I was 2, according to my parents. I don't remember. When was the last time you played Runescape?

We could all send him a PM every day trying to explain until he gives in and listens... :-$

If you're going to censor television because a child could see something bad on it, you might as well stop your child from going to school, because he could see something bad there, or hear about it from a fellow student. You may as well stop them from having friends at all, because one of them might end up telling him what the word "damn" means, or possibly how sex works, due to his natural curiosity. And this is such a bad thing, isn't it? :uhh: In fact, the parents and the government should all collaborate and work together so that children will be safe from all the dangers of the world. Thus, any persons under the age of 18 will be forbidden to leave the house, use a computer or watch a television without supervision by a government official, and shall not read any books not approved by a specialized committee. Tutors will visit the homes to impart knowledge deemed acceptable by the government to each child. Any knowledge deemed forbidden, inappropriate, or unacceptable cannot be taught to the child under any circumstances. If a child somehow learns this, they must be sent away, to a special camp, where they are made to forget. You know what, let's just do that for everybody. The government knows best, laws are always right, and the Bible is the absolute truth, so let's just make everything controlled by government committees, the Bible the only legal book, remove everything except government-sanctioned material from the computer and television, add a secret police force and voila! Perfect world. Of course censorship is a good thing. :roll:

...rhymes? That's really all they are...

But usually you don't even know you have it until a while after contracting it, while this requires you to take it right after contracting the disease, if i understand properly.

Pow. (Did anyone say it had to make sense? That was the first one that came to mind, seriously.) Kung-Fu.

In soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia steals this off of YOU!!!

I don't mourn. I don't know why, I have to really try really hard to cry when somebody dies. It's not like I'm inhuman with no emotions, but... I cannot see the point of an elaborate funeral where people wear black and cry, and pay thousands of bucks for it. Maybe I'm just naive.

The thing is, the moment something is forbidden it gains an attraction among most people. The human mind has an attraction to things that are forbidden to it. Censor something and you make people want to find out more about it. Oh, and Denmark is awesome.

Yeah. I said "powerful" in quotes - it's not like numbers have magikpowerzlolz or anything. But the numbers 3 and 4 are interesting, perhaps that would have been a better word.

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"I think the best sign of the existence of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." -Calvin, while observing a pile of dumped trash in the middle of the woods behind his house; Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

Why not? What changes do you propose?

Ah, we have a conspiracy nut. :D Just kidding, I think 3 and 4 are the 2 most significant numbers in a lot of things, their uses crop up time and time again. For instance 7, considered to be a powerful number, is really only 3+4, and 12, also considered powerful, is 3*4. There's lots of "powerful numbers" that are simply results of combinations of 3s and 4s. This is unproven, but I think it's possible to make any positive whole number by using 3,4, +, -< *, and /.

Six out of Ten. I've seen you around before. My presence is largely constrained to Off-Topic, Forum Games, and Varrock Library, so...anyone who isn't on there often will probably rate me low.

2, as it is not necesarily inthe world of Runescape, and #1 sounds a tad cliche. Young orphan fighter with something to prove...yeah, yeah, we've seen it before.

Given that this vending machine appears to contain absolutely EVERYTHING, including a good arse-kicking, I'll assume the machine is God, as in order to contain or be able to create anything, something must be omnipotent. Thus, by inserting a coin into God, you get your coin back, as God has no use for coins. You then receive a holy message from this disguised diety, and go live in a monastery under a strict value of silence for 7 years. Then you come back to Tip.It, under the username "4738_Carlin", trying to enlighten us poor forum members as to the true Way of God - with ur hoorible speling and inablity to use the shift kee. I, however, do NOT insert a coin, but sacrifice a lamb in front of the machine and kneel.

Well, given that I don't play anymore and was driven to quit due to noobs and Jagex itself by level 36... Yeah... You were pretty off. My guess is... *bum bum bum* 61. Mathematically, right in the middle of 3 and 126.

Name: My true name is unutterable in your tongue, mortal fools. Age: 13. Is that really the average age here? Guess I'm average then... Country: The Divided States of America City/Town: A little town near the Californian coast Sporting Interest: I don't play on any sports teams, but I enjoy playing more informal sports with friends on weekends and free time. Favorites: Football, swimming, biking, hiking, running. I don't watch many, prefer playing to watching. Music Taste: Rock, jazz, classical, new age, celtic, NOT rap, NOT heavy metal, NOT folk/country. Favorite band: Beatles. Also like Elvis Presley, Arctic Monkeys, et cetera. In the classical realm, they're all hard to tell apart, but Sousa and Rossini (sp? you know, he wrote the William Tell overture...) I prefer over the more boring, yet more classic, Beethoven, Bach and Mozart. Something rousing, you know, something more upbeat than your average boring symphony. Instruments: Trombone, trumpet, piano (though not for a long time), Indian flute, drum, mouth and lungs, cat. Beliefs: Believe in God, believe in Jesus, believe in spirituality, DON'T believe in dogma, DON'T believe in ritual/ceremony, DON'T believe in organized religion. Hobbies: Robotics, Civilization 3, hanging out with friends, girls, food, hiking, girls, writing, climbing, posting on Tip.It off topic forums, and girls. Ideal travel location: The rain forests, Italy, the moon and a girl's bedroom. j/k lol. You can remove this if you really think it's really inappropriate Job/Future aspirations: A nice job as an engineer, designing a) robots B) aircraft c) robotic aircraft d) friggin personal jetpacks; so that I can do what I love and get paid for it; A hot wife, a decent car, a decent, average house (BUT WITH A POOL); Enough money to live comfortably, not excessively, with any extra to be used for helping those who haven't managed to do that yet; And my own personal spacecraft, be-yotches. :P

Do Gettysburg, as has been said. I just finished a report on it myself, and there's a LOT of information out there, it's a cool battle, very famous, very big, very bloody, very important. I would just start by describing why it happened, then go straight into an account of the first day of battle - the Gettysburg Address might make a good intro.

It's really debatable, of course, how much an embryo is "alive" or "aware", and how much different killing it is from killing an adult - this is similar to Stem cell research (Of course stopping embryonic stem cell research is stupider than stopping abortions). The service should always be provided, for cases where it's totally necessary. Just as a backup. Banning abortion clinics altogether is sort of stupid - what happens if an 18yo girl gets kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and made pregnant? This is a time when you need an abortion. If the infant were allowed to be born it would make a lot of things a lot worse for its mother, and also for the poor baby - so we need to keep abortion clinics around. People who are anti-abortion can just stay away from them and let unwanted pregnancies develop into major problems, so that an infant's life can be preserved.