Everything posted by Lenin64
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For all us cynics out there...
^Guilty as charged, but I've still yet to suggest we solve the economic crisis at the ATM or say that we have people jump on tanks and throw grenades into them.
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I Am Mad at my School!!!!
Sneak in, and if they catch you and ask what you're doing just respond with, "Oh, I'm just sneaking in". Then rip out their jugulars and [bleep]e the punch. That'll get the party started right.
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What is your 'thing'?
The guy who spins his pen in outrageous patterns. And most of the people I know are the kind you would find cleaning their guns every night, but I'm the guy who would do so in a dimly lit room muttering to himself and twitching as he cleaned them.
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Baby Had a Foot in It's Tumor
But once you can chew with your feet, then we'll talk.
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
10912 i have the flu :( I have an impetigo. TAKE THAT. 10,910 I have half a baby growing out of my head. TAKE THAT. 10,904
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For all us cynics out there...
It's people like that, the idiots that are breeding like rabbits, that have made me who I am today; a sarcastic, ill-humored sonovagun. I'm not sure if I have a positive outlook or not. I guess I'm just living, and pushing away those that try to infringe upon it. Guess that's not too positive then. I think part of it extends from what I already mentioned; the vast amount of sheer idiots. I see them everyday, though thankfully in lesser numbers because of my higher level classes, but they sneak a few in there anyways. Plus the people I do hang around with are often sarcastic themselves.
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Baby Had a Foot in It's Tumor
What has the world come to when having another person growing inside of someone isn't surprising? What do you mean "What has the world come to"? Stuff like this is fairly common; fully formed teeth, eyes, and hair, among other parts, are found all the time. In fact, my mother knew two people that had teeth growing in their foot/body.
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Do you think you'll ever kill someone?
Possibly. I wouldn't kill someone close to me; I'd be an immediate suspect and have to go through all the questioning, lie detectors, etc. So it would probably be a random victim, and then hide the body within the walls of an abandoned building or something.
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What are you listening to right now!?
Hammerfall- Hearts on Fire
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Random Crap Advertisements
Lionel coin bank, lionel coin bank. Shoot those [bleep]ers, shoot those [bleep]ers.
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Snow & Snow Days
A snow day for 2 inches? :shock: We wouldn't have school probably a quarter of the winter if we got out for that :lol: Damn you. I've had nights where, before I went to bed, an entire bucket of water from that day's rain was outside, frozen solid, only to find the next morning everything had melted. The only snow I've seen this year was a light dusting on a Friday afternoon. This night it may freeze. Maybe.
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Who needs 8 hours of sleep?
You'll get my 8 hours when you pry them from my cold, sleeping hands.
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School and Dodgeball
I agree with this, we are wrapping kids up in bubble wrap and i think this has spawned the jackass culture I can just see it now: Jackass in the future, doing "crazy stunts" that were normal today. Riding a bike without a helmet and kneepads! Look out, that guy's crazy!
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VGA 2008 + EDGE Awards
Eh, I haven't played Littlebigplanet, so I can't really say anything about that.
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VGA 2008 + EDGE Awards
True, but you must admit, Dead Space deserves that best audio design. And who decides this stuff anyway?
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Going on a Diet, Need advice.
Except the Canadians and the Finnish, of course. I don't know how it's impacted my family's budget, but give the book "Skinny [bleep] in the kitch" a read. My mom got it for Christmas last year, started the diet, and lost something like 30 pounds. Still does it now. Be warned, it's veganism.
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Recommend a Movie
May I recommend Twilight? According to me mother, it's "better than a sharp stick in the eye".
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Random Crap Advertisements
I love how those commercials prtray the normally used product (i.e. normal blanket) to be horribly inefficient and frustrating, but the advertised product as perfection. But of course, they are. Which is why we must all join the cult of the Snuggie.
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School and Dodgeball
You think dodgeball is bad? My school has something called "The Gauntlet". Since there are two classes that have PE at once, it works out so that one class stands along the sides of the basketball court part of the gym with dodgeballs. The other class has to run through the middle, hoping not to get pelted by dodgeballs. It gets intense. Several times I've been the last man standing because I run low doing this, even diving down for cover next to someone who had previously been hit :lol: They call it the Gauntlet. I call it the Charge of the Light Brigade.
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What Game(s) Did You Last Get and What Are You Playing?
Yay, it worked! :thumbsup: Oh,.and so did IWBTG. So I'm playing that now, too.
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VGA 2008 + EDGE Awards
Boom Blox? Seriously? Man, that game blew like a cheap- no, no, bad Lenin. But still, seriously? And what about all the other categories of games? Adventures, horror, and yes, even JRPGs. Do they not get awards? And how did Braid not win, with all its atomic bombeyness?
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happiest, saddest or most boring moment of your life
Wow, I really can't think of any of them. I guess I just don't have too many defining moments yet....not a good thing, I think. I mean, I can think of fun stuff I did (like snowboarding in NZ, for example. I didn't do that, though) and some crappy moments (like when my dad deployed to Iraq) but none that stand out as the single happiest/saddest moment ever. And boring? Must not be too boring if I remember them.
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What Game(s) Did You Last Get and What Are You Playing?
Later. Right now I'm about to try to make a tank that detaches into a catamaran in Nuts and Bolts :thumbsup:
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The Big Three (GM, Ford and Chrysler)
Dammit, it's Chrysler. There go those extra credit points I would have gotten on that test....
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
What the [bleep] are you doing with acid and why did you give it to an animal, and then have the nerve to laugh and find it funny? PETA would have a god damn heart attack. OH NOES PETA! With their record, chances are PETA has given tons of hamsters LSD. And then danced on them.