i got two harry potter ones: *BANG* Harry had been so concerned with the wand in Voldemort's hand, he hadn't noticed the gun in his other hand! :lol: another one: Harry ran as quick as he could through the town, Voldemort and his death eaters right behind him. Harry ran across the street, ignoring the "DO NOT WALK" light. *WHAM* Harry gets nailed by a bus halfway across the street. Voldemort laughed insanely, "Thank you, Ernie!*" :lol: *Ernie is the driver of the night bus.