Everything posted by Lenticular_J
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Xbox 360
Why are you asking other people for your name? Whatever. Be like every 12 year old kid. IiI KIllii K1dZzz IiI or some [cabbage].
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Watchmen
Looks cool. I might check it out this weekend. I should read it, too. Not much else to say besides it looking like a very interesting take on the Cold War.
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Getting a Job at 14 [Lock Please]
Car washing is also a great idea. I might do that this summer, too. It's best if you get some hot lady friends to help in bikinis, or if you yourself are good looking in a swimsuit.
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Adventure!
Wow, this is like my eighth thread lately. I'm a busy little bee. So, we live in an age where hopefully there are no extreme mysteries about the Earth (I don't mean evolution and all that, I think you guys get what I mean. If not, I'll explain.). But, we're not yet exploring our so-called final frontier. I also don't want to swim around on the ocean floor. So where's the adventure? It's the one thing I've yearned for all my life. Imagine being a settler in the 1800's coming onto the Great Plains, and seeing on of the herds of buffalo ... from horizon to horizon, the entire land is blotted out by the animals. Or perhaps you're a sailor for Columbus. You're disgruntled and prepared to kill your captain within days. But, [garden tool], what's that ahead? Perhaps it's India! So, what I'm trying to say is, do you guys wish you lived in another age? Where adventure was commonplace and easy to reach?
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Cologne
It's the movie Anchorman. Which, in turn, referenced the film Spanish Fly. EDIT: Joes, I really hope you don't pour it on yourself like they do in the store. That's gotta be the nastiest, more over-powering smell in the world. I get a headache just walking by that store. Some of their clothes are nice, though. Very easy to find just as nice - or better - for cheaper, though.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
Aye. Although summers I might just pack up and travel around like I'd love. I kinda wish I'd lived in another age entirely. I want ADVENTURE. Maybe I'll make a thread on an online forum about it. EDIT: Oh, and for more on-topicality, I've seen plenty of the girls at my school naked. As in, pictures. Although several haven't been shy when hanging out. It's always funny when girls think their naked texts (is there a shorter term?) will be kept secret by their "true loves." Seems like every day at lunch everyone will gather around one guy saying, "Oh dude his girlfriend sent him another naked picture!" Good times.
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Fallout 3
I played it on Xbox, but I HATE DARK SCARY PLACES. It's why I pretty much couldn't play Oblivion alone. Bioshock, oh God I needed a diaper and complete daylight. At least with Fallout I can hit VATs like my life depended on it.
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Getting a Job at 14 [Lock Please]
I've thought about working for my parents. But I'm not a nuclear medical technician nor a bank teller. So, really, I guess I could mow lawns for both of them.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
Don't mock me. I can't adventure for almost ten years. WHYYYYYY. Well, maybe during collegiate summers. There's an idear. Of course, if I actually get a job somewhere cool, like National Geographic or something, I could do that AND make oodles of money! Hurraaaaaaay!
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Much better, I'll bet. The one time I shot a bullpup, I was amazed. Well, not really amazed. But it was cool looking. And easier to shoot. I miss Amarillo. My friends there had all the fun.
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Today...
Argh. Now I'm grumpy-frumpy. I want a motorcycle (Triumph Scrambler, specifically), but there's no chance I'm getting one until I go off to college and live basically on my own. And while I'll have a part-time job anyways, I'm not sure about whether or not I'll have a car/bring my car there (I probably will have one). And if I have a car, why buy a motorcycle? Bah. Maybe my car will collapse and I'll find an amazing, "part-time" $130 a month deal on a Scrambler. :l
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Apparently the Canadians will have a part in the game. All twelve of them will be happy. Just a small jide snab. I know there are like twenty of you now.
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Should I feel bad for my Uncle?
Seriously. These guys are way too critical. You would have to literally drag him to a clinic. As much as I'd like life to be a movie, a talking bunny isn't going to persuade your uncle to give up the drink.
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Drivers permit
Augh. Me and mydad were so close to buying a '70 charger for five grand. It was exactly like Dukes of Hazzard, but, with that price, we couldn't. There wasn't even a motor or transmission, and the body was [bleep]ed up. It would have been fun to restore it, but half of the work me and him wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell to actually do. Most of it woulda been worked on by someone else. Boo.
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Work outs
Running and ab workouts. You'll really burn the [cabbage] outta your belly, and have a nice little present underneath! That's what's happened to me. I have a little bit of a belly, but it's actually pretty hard. I'm happy. Doing the same kinda things male gymnasts do it actually a good workout. I've been doing it for about two weeks, and I've already increased my bench max to 165.
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Post pictures of your pets here
She looks kinda little for a lab. But maybe that's just the pictures.
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
No [cabbage]. I saw National Lampoon's Band Camp (I believe it was NL). Also, isn't a clarinet larger than a tromboner?
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Should I feel bad for my Uncle?
Seriously. This ain't gonna do [cabbage]. Drag him to a rehab clinic - about the only thing anyone can do. It's a disease same as a drug addiction, and it's really about impossible for him to quit.
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Fallout 3
Yeah, in my good game when I rented this, I skipped the entire GNR thing because I checked out Rivet City. So I had to fight [bleep]ing everything on my own.
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Metal
It scares me. But stuff like System of a Down is pretty funny. I like Tool, too. Oh, and if Incubus counts, that. But I count them as nineties.
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Today...
We didn't have an essay. You're a sophomore, aren't you? I'm a freshman. We just had a few short answers and thirty-odd multiple choice. The short answers were rough, though. My first one I really liked, but my other two were only okay. But, then again, the TAKs graders are complete morons, so it should fly with them.
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What movie(s) did you last see?
Good movie. He's done a lot of those thirty-day challenges - they're all pretty cool. I watched The Blues Brothers. Can't believe I haven't seen it until now.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
What? My friend got naked pictures from his girlfriend today. HE ASKED HER OUT THIS MORNING. I mean, she is a [bleep], but ... It can.