Lenticular_J

Nuh uh, it's about a ten-minute battle that's just solid [wagon]-kicking. No interruptions. And the rest of the show isn't bad, I mean it's a lot like Mythbusters. They even trash talk. Very terribly, but A for effort.

WHAT. JERK. I still have two more Fridays, and then end on a half-Thursday. And then I have three more years until I'm done with high school.

Watched the talent show, and enjoyed it. I am devoting the entire weekend to my CPA, harmonica, and videogames. I will not leave my room for anything but extremes.

Yeah, I think it's funny how half the time pirated movies don't have those sorts of things in them. Love it. Plus, what if the person did steal cars and handbags? That ad would just inspire them on a film-stealing spree.

Plus he was defending others' nations. With malaria. That he got from their nations.

Ah. Then that is not good at all. This Judge Burke guy sounds like a real [wagon] who just abuses the power he has. Crazy New Hampshire.

Uh ... It says he's being held because he won't give his name ... And then he says he doesn't know why he's being held. I'm confused. New Hampshire's crazy.

Considering joining academic octathlon next year. Just so I can conquer the entire world's nerds and be the king. Bwaaaah. I can definitely see at minimum a state win. So we'd be off to see the New York or Washington or whatever. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i think a kid gave me a contact high

Dinosaur Comics is still very relevant. I love Duke Nukem.

I've been meaning to start watching it, but I've been watching less and less TV lately. I hear the ninja got beat by somebody stupid.

Concocting schemes for cash. Realizing Rice will be way beyond what I can pay, because my parents have too high of an income to qualify for grants, but not enough to pay for my school. Plus, I want about $3,000 for my eighteenth birthday. It will be an epic day, mainly because oh crap wait college will start that day DAMMIT COLLEGE. I guess I'll party it up the week before, then. So there. But, yes. I'm concocting.

I went to the thing where they give a free piece away. There was a reason it was free.

The grilled chicken is terrible.

And how do we not know of a massive Dyson Sphere beyond the plane of our furthest sight, pulling us with its gravity? I just find it stupid when people get so smug about the Big Bang Theory. It has evidence enough to appease us now, sure. But sickness and economic troubles was evidence enough to appease people into killing witches and Jews.

Actually, it's the best we could come up with. Well, some scientists wanted to say Chuck Norris just did it with a roundhouse kick, but apparently they think the evidence matches up more with a Big Bang.

Looked like they pulled a Donnie Darko on you. Expect to be confused unless you're on the chronic.

Actually, it's the centuries of Europe's "bettering" of the continent.

Hah. They should have here. (Our population is about 61% Mexican and Guatemalan here anyways) There have been at least twelve fights at school, all in the name of Cinco De Mayo. As well asan unconfirmed gang brawl. I just saw a bunch of pissed-off looking black people walking in the same direction, so I figured. A tip for anybody planning to get in a fight: Don't do it next to the 300-pound wrestling coach. I feel sorry for the guy that got pulled back by the coach, the other guy easily got some bad hits in before the stupid school cop got there. You deserve it. You sure do. I myself am preparing for steak tonight. Starting to think a girl in my theater class is cute. I may just use my moves on her. I think I've practiced enough on girls I'll never actually date. EDIT: Oh what the [bleep] I got beat for my article on Helium on Lubbock-area real estate. I actually live here, and know a real-estate developer. I probably got beat by some sweatshop DAMMIT I WANTED THOSE FORTY DOLLARS. Although it was my first real estate article, so I really don't know if I did it right anyways.

Sure. I'm sure they've seen everything I've looked at. Plus that's about a hundred and fifty grand for me. Although, then again, I like how my parents hardly know anything about my inner workings or whatever. Anonymity is nice. I probably would. That'd pay for college, my tattoo, my motorcycle, lessons, and a few sessions of skydiving.

Girls like guys that smell relatively neutral. That's why I usually use men's degree (smells exactly like a shower, I love it) for deodorant. Don't use spray to get away smell either. If you want to use Axe, use the bodywash. That stuff actually smells good, although I still prefer Irish Spring.

Yeah, that is a [bleep] move. But, still, I don't think you'd be able to count all the times on this thread someone has posted, "I love her but she's dating a jerk and she calls me every night and cries." That's a lot of problems that can be solved with that, I guess. To be honest, it's not like you would be making them end a relationship. She'd clearly want to enough to end it. Besides, if they've only gone on two dates or something, the girl (if interested) will say something. If they've been dating seriously for months, one of them will say something, and everyone with common sense will back off after that. A short "relationship" would be on shaky ground anyways, and you'd just be an excuse for the girl to do what she really wanted. Now, seducing a married woman or something ain't cool.

Well, who says this universe is all their is. According to that one thread ages ago, there is a very plausible train of thought towards their being more than one universe. Which means, in turn, there could be something larger than that. Perhaps God was just some random dude in the ultra-universe, where our galaxies are just little electrons, and plugged in a lamp or something. I mean, I don't believe it. Just kinda throwing it out there. So I guess that wouldn't mean He'd be all that complex. I dunno. And for the last sentence, nobody on either "side" of this religion divide thinks it's better to admit that. Alright, I've noticed a lotta people talking about Jesus' life. I'm not gonna speak from the Bible, but from research into Jesus' life as a man. He was born. And He was very smart. He was, however, poor. His parents loved him very much, especially His mother. So, he decided, "Wow, it really sucks here." Bandits were killing people left and right, the Romans were complete [wagon], and the Jewish priests at the one center of Jew life, Solomon's Temple, were also pretty much buttholes. So. Jesus wandered for a while. Then he met a guy named John the Baptist. Basically, he taught Jesus a lot of the things involving dogma and the cleansing of sin. He baptized Jesus and was soon killed by the Romans, who were influenced strongly by the priests. Then, Jesus went around teaching things, namely things to help your fellow Man. Judaism was definitely far better for the rich in those times than the poor. That's one reason Christianity caught on so well, half the striving was to make everyone equal. So, he went around, building up a following, and then, supposedly, Jesus got sold out by Judas (although many have started to think Jesus asked Judas to do this, to prevent him from following the urge of running away). Romans/Jewish priests caught him, and, well, punished him. I skipped a lot in His life because too much is parables and whatnot.

What the hell. How is that even an exorcism. Sounds more like they just didn't really like Janet. That's horrible, man. A real exorcism isn't waterboarding and smoke. These guys need to be charged with something. Exorcism is kinda stupid in my opinion, and most people don't really believe in demons or whatever taking over bodies, but when your kid's acting really wierd and you can't control them, I guess they just get desperate. Still, leave it in the hands of the dude who sprinkles holy water on them and then gets eaten, while we film and sell it.

If I get as tall as I plan to be, I'll save all those tall girls from their short men. I'll wear a cape and be ... TALL SEXY MAN! Yeeeah.

Oh, I quit after I rage-destroy their entire kingdom. I save before every battle I'm in anyways. It's just bad at the beginning, when you're still small. Especially on NE. Damn Graveth told me to scout the Khergits, but forgot to tell me their 2000-man warparty was patrolling (faster than me >:l) the same area. That was a bad day. Had to leave behind, like, 30 troops.