gauper_kid

under 9000 Who was the last person to see you in your underwear?

i love you because you don't know anything

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 :ohnoes: \ Suddenly,a kitty died from eating

Dang, lost again

Oh God, my bad :wall: 11,231 ( i think i got it right this time =D> )

17. only 483 to go, we can do it! \

15. What color is your pee?

i love you because i have to if i want to make a post.

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Here lies Wongtong. She ate glass.

Banned for reasons yet to be determined.

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water

Holy Unmercenaries Saints Cosmas and Damian Eastern Catholic Churches Crusades Jesus Christmas Santa Claus Reindeer wow, i did it. I like this game, lets keep it going You have to find: Sand

:thumbsup: eating glass

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gauper kid holy crap.... I swear to God i did that with my elbow (just really slowly.)

jeans

Here lies Gauper Kid. He might be dead.

you do, but your legs are devoured by mudkipz. I wish i had green hair.

Why can't you just stop talking when I'm trying to eat my dinner?

eat glass

0, never seen you before

American money is so boring. I want colorful cash! Btw, those conspiracies about 9-11 on the bills is a bunch of BS.

I've never really had any problems with acne, so i can't really help you there. maybe you could try eating glass