Everything posted by i_love_burritos
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Food
Just a thought. Next time you're eating a peach or apple or pear or any fruit, just remember, you're really eating -- swollen ovaries. Mmmmmmm ! Take a moment to think about that.
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Husband injects sleeping wife with AIDS Virus
So I guess Love really does conquer all. Except AIDS. Hey Love, tell me when you come up with a [bleep]ing AIDS vaccine.
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Death and the Afterlife
I'll be sure to tell you guys the answer to question 1 after I've found out myself. Oh...
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So I think I'm bi-polar
One of my friends is bi-polar. He's just excited all the time. So, I dont know about you, but it would be best to see a doctor. Not Web MD either ...
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Student's jaw blown off by gum
I had a cup of vegetable soup but I'm still hungry... What should I do [eat] ?
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
I can't really comment, abc, my eyesight is weak. It's only deteriorating...
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Death and the Afterlife
1.) I really have no idea, not too worried seeing as I have much to do here, now. 2.) I would like to understand everything about everything. Everything I never knew, I want to know. Then, prefereably a comfortable environment living as I was before I was dead. With a garden, sunlight, books to read and company.
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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...
Drinking by yourself? :unsure: With a drink he invented. Haha yes, deathdrow. And no, not ever. My good friends boredom and laziness always show up. And... something to add. More random bruises and cuts. Where the [bleep] do they come from. I'm perplexed.
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Looking for a New Game? Ask Here!
Torchlight. The man summed it up in one word. Thanks ! Looked it up, and it's definitley interesting. Looks quite awesome. Hoping my computer can handle it...
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Coffee/Tea
Why? That seems just stupid. Tea is NASTY. Don't drink it Wug. NO YOU'RE NASTY.
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How famous are you on tip.it? (Over 10k posts)
1/10 Second time I've seen you.
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Looking for a New Game? Ask Here!
A RPG, not too complicated. Like Sacred, or Morrowind, or Diablo II. Doesnt have to be online. Thanks
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Today...
It's after high school and before university. Basically, there were too many losers going straight to university after high school, so they made high school one year shorter than the norm and invented Cegeps (what I call college), which are two years long for pre-university programs. Cegeps are there to bombard students with work in order to weed out those who wouldn't do good in university. Ah I see. Not like Australia. K - 12, then straight to uni. I imagine where you're at is 12. Talking with deathdrow, "highschool" ends at year 11. I wish we had some snow here. Forecast was 21 - 35 celcius. WHAT THE [bleep].
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Husband injects sleeping wife with AIDS Virus
Well his plan completely failed. The only sex he will be getting is from Jamal. Dont forget Bubba. He better not drop the soap.
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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...
It's 8:40 right now, and for the last two hours I've been drinking and listening to music. I really should be labelling some diagrams... on something.
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Done anything awsome lately?
I cured cancer only using my left hand, then going downtown I roundhouse kicked 500 zombies in the face. Then I scaled Mount Everest using my teeth, and on the summit I found Death. He felt chatty, so I amused him for a while, got bored then put him in a leglock then made him promise not to kill anyone. After that, I circumnavigated Earth by jumping on kilometer long trampolines. Then sliding off the edge of the Earth itself I found Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hoffa and happiness in another dimension. Convinced them all to come back to Earth with me and eat some pizza. Inside the empty pizza box I found the secret to timetravel and went back to August 2, 1934. When there, I persuaded Hitler to open a vegetarian restaurant. Ipso, facto, avoided the Holocaust. Using the same timetravel I teleported back to 7 December 2009, and using a hypermegaultrasuper flux capacitor, solved hunger, poverty, disease. Believe it, [bleep]es.
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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...
I'm rolling my eyes.
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Omegle.
Oh, Rainy, you so crazy.
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the (financially realistic) ideal honeymoon
Yes. This.
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Real life pictures - 3
I can still tell ... somehow. You just get a feeling.
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Real life pictures - 3
Yeah, what jaerk said. In the other photo, your hair is lighter, face is sunken and longer. Eyes sunk in.
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Real life pictures - 3
You look different from your other photos. And Triforce FTW.