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Omegle is a site where you chat anonymously and randomly with strangers. Many people here already know what fun conversations can happen. Rsautohater and Blindbaker49 even found each other by accident! And so have Jesusinacan and Pirate_felix! Make sure you don't give out personal details, and only post conversations that follow forum rules.

 

 

 

Omegle

 

 

 

Try adding a 'hyt' to your initial hello. Out of the 4,000 people that you can be matched with, pretty much all of them will ignore it. But you never know when luck will come your way!


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Already a thread that jaerkd00d made a while back, I think. Not that I really care.

 

Trolling omegle is fun.

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Already a thread that jaerkd00d made a while back, I think. Not that I really care.

 

Trolling omegle is fun.

 

 

 

I searched before I made, and couldn't find one. If this is a problem sorry.

 

 

 

Here is my latest conversation:

 

 

 

Stranger: if you had 1 billion dollars what would you do with it?

 

You: runescape

 

Stranger: hmm but thats only $5 a month

 

Stranger: you would still have like 999,999 million left over

 

You: well.. i'd buy some tea.

 

You: and play runescape.

 

Stranger: so your a runescape noob?

 

Stranger: lol

 

Stranger: i used to play it

 

You: you're a runescape noob?

 

Stranger: im ashamed of myself

 

Stranger: for ever doing that

 

You: sorry for your loss.

 

You have disconnected.


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Already a thread that jaerkd00d made a while back, I think. Not that I really care.

 

Trolling omegle is fun.

 

 

 

I searched before I made, and couldn't find one. If this is a problem sorry.

 

Oh it's not, just certain mods might decide to come in and ruin a thread with perfect discussion value.

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Link doesn't work. You have a comma instead of a period. ;)

 

I've had some...interesting conversations. It's kind of hard to tell if you're being trolled back though. (Okay, maybe not...)


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I like to pretend I'm dying and make up elaborate plots.


 

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You: HIIIIIIIIIII!

 

Stranger: how are you

 

You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

 

Stranger: ha ha

 

Stranger: where are you from

 

You: Heaven.

 

You: I am God.

 

You: You are a sinner.

 

Stranger: OH.....no

 

Stranger: No....I'm a singer

 

You: I must leave my child.

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

I am God.

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Link doesn't work. You have a comma instead of a period. ;)

 

I've had some...interesting conversations. It's kind of hard to tell if you're being trolled back though. (Okay, maybe not...)

 

 

 

Thank you!


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You: Hi

 

Stranger: Wanna cyber?

 

You: No...

 

Stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

What a great start to a new site :|


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You: Hi

 

Stranger: Wanna cyber?

 

You: No...

 

Stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

What a great start to a new site :|

 

That's about half the people on omegle. lmfao.

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You: Hi

 

Stranger: Wanna cyber?

 

You: No...

 

Stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

What a great start to a new site :|

 

 

 

Awh, they'll get better! :)


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Majority of the 'trolls' aren't even funny. :|


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Every so often you match up with someone that's pretty cool to just talk to. Other than that it's a bit crappy.


There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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Stranger: hi

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: from?? :)

 

You: troll land!

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Heh, that was fun.


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[hide=I've lost faith in mankind for the zillionth time (racy language)]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hey baby

 

You: Haha, hi

 

You: hiii

 

Stranger: Ru a girl

 

You: Yup

 

Stranger: How old

 

You: 16

 

You: u?

 

Stranger: 18 but I'd have sex with u

 

Stranger: U ever had sex b4

 

You: Not with anything alive

 

Stranger: Oh u have a vibrator or a dildo

 

You: nooo

 

Stranger: With wat

 

You: My really ccccuutee puppy

 

You: you shoulda seen him

 

You: I got him like 4 months ago

 

You: had to kill him though

 

Stranger: Bs

 

You: huh?

 

Stranger: U had to kill him

 

You: Yeah, wellll

 

You: I just get these urges

 

You: idk, you probably think im a dork now, haha!

 

Stranger: No baby

 

Stranger: Do u have a sexy vagina

 

You: So we cooked it too

 

Stranger: I don't believe u

 

You: I'm serrrrioussssss!!!! hhhhhhhhaahh

 

You: I've killed a lot of dogs

 

Stranger: Now tell me about your vagina and the size of ur boobs

 

You: for each one I kill, I take their largest molar and grind it up into a fine powder

 

You: and mix it with a cup of water, then drink upp!

 

You: ;D

 

Stranger: Tell me

 

You: More about dogs?

 

You: or what

 

Stranger: Ur vagina and the size of your boobs

 

You: Aren't you freaked out that I like to mutilate and kill puppies though?

 

You: doesn't that make you unnatracted to me?

 

Stranger: No

 

You: So, even if a person is a sociopathic puppy-mutilating pshyco, you still will superfically find them attractive just because they claim to have female reproductive organs on an anonymous chat on the internet?

 

Stranger: Yes, but I just want to know about ur vagina and boobs now

 

You: I'm a 17 year old male by the way

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]


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Hahaha!

 

I recently discovered Omegle thanks to the relationship thread. My convos usually involve inappropriate trolling. I even got to claim I was into transpyronecrobestiality. Thank you for the Confessions thread for teaching me that word :D

 

 

 

I love trolling Omegle. New favorite pass-time


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None of your conversations were funny in any way.


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[hide=I've lost faith in mankind for the zillionth time (racy language)]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hey baby

 

You: Haha, hi

 

You: hiii

 

Stranger: Ru a girl

 

You: Yup

 

Stranger: How old

 

You: 16

 

You: u?

 

Stranger: 18 but I'd have sex with u

 

Stranger: U ever had sex b4

 

You: Not with anything alive

 

Stranger: Oh u have a vibrator or a dildo

 

You: nooo

 

Stranger: With wat

 

You: My really ccccuutee puppy

 

You: you shoulda seen him

 

You: I got him like 4 months ago

 

You: had to kill him though

 

Stranger: Bs

 

You: huh?

 

Stranger: U had to kill him

 

You: Yeah, wellll

 

You: I just get these urges

 

You: idk, you probably think im a dork now, haha!

 

Stranger: No baby

 

Stranger: Do u have a sexy vagina

 

You: So we cooked it too

 

Stranger: I don't believe u

 

You: I'm serrrrioussssss!!!! hhhhhhhhaahh

 

You: I've killed a lot of dogs

 

Stranger: Now tell me about your vagina and the size of ur boobs

 

You: for each one I kill, I take their largest molar and grind it up into a fine powder

 

You: and mix it with a cup of water, then drink upp!

 

You: ;D

 

Stranger: Tell me

 

You: More about dogs?

 

You: or what

 

Stranger: Ur vagina and the size of your boobs

 

You: Aren't you freaked out that I like to mutilate and kill puppies though?

 

You: doesn't that make you unnatracted to me?

 

Stranger: No

 

You: So, even if a person is a sociopathic puppy-mutilating pshyco, you still will superfically find them attractive just because they claim to have female reproductive organs on an anonymous chat on the internet?

 

Stranger: Yes, but I just want to know about ur vagina and boobs now

 

You: I'm a 17 year old male by the way

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

That was great XD

 

 

 

I've had a few epic ones... Usually I screw it up though :| Ah well.

 

 

 

Whats another thing asl can stand for? I keep trying to think of one.


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[hide=I've lost faith in mankind for the zillionth time (racy language)]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Hey baby

 

You: Haha, hi

 

You: hiii

 

Stranger: Ru a girl

 

You: Yup

 

Stranger: How old

 

You: 16

 

You: u?

 

Stranger: 18 but I'd have sex with u

 

Stranger: U ever had sex b4

 

You: Not with anything alive

 

Stranger: Oh u have a vibrator or a dildo

 

You: nooo

 

Stranger: With wat

 

You: My really ccccuutee puppy

 

You: you shoulda seen him

 

You: I got him like 4 months ago

 

You: had to kill him though

 

Stranger: Bs

 

You: huh?

 

Stranger: U had to kill him

 

You: Yeah, wellll

 

You: I just get these urges

 

You: idk, you probably think im a dork now, haha!

 

Stranger: No baby

 

Stranger: Do u have a sexy vagina

 

You: So we cooked it too

 

Stranger: I don't believe u

 

You: I'm serrrrioussssss!!!! hhhhhhhhaahh

 

You: I've killed a lot of dogs

 

Stranger: Now tell me about your vagina and the size of ur boobs

 

You: for each one I kill, I take their largest molar and grind it up into a fine powder

 

You: and mix it with a cup of water, then drink upp!

 

You: ;D

 

Stranger: Tell me

 

You: More about dogs?

 

You: or what

 

Stranger: Ur vagina and the size of your boobs

 

You: Aren't you freaked out that I like to mutilate and kill puppies though?

 

You: doesn't that make you unnatracted to me?

 

Stranger: No

 

You: So, even if a person is a sociopathic puppy-mutilating pshyco, you still will superfically find them attractive just because they claim to have female reproductive organs on an anonymous chat on the internet?

 

Stranger: Yes, but I just want to know about ur vagina and boobs now

 

You: I'm a 17 year old male by the way

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

That was great XD

 

 

 

I've had a few epic ones... Usually I screw it up though :| Ah well.

 

 

 

Whats another thing asl can stand for? I keep trying to think of one.

 

 

 

American Sign Language. It really should read A/S/L but whatever. I can't really think of anything cleaver for it though.

 

 

 

Oh it's not, just certain mods might decide to come in and ruin a thread with perfect discussion value.

 

 

 

If your insisting us Trainees we'll only ruin your fun if it doesn't follow Tip.It's guidelines/rules. So hopefully you have nothing to worry about. :)


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Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Wanna hear a joke?

 

Stranger: sure

 

You: Knock knock

 

Stranger: whos there

 

You: Disco

 

Stranger: disco who

 

You: Disconnect!

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

:thumbup:


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LMAO this seems like fun. I can't stop laughing right now. Especially at L0rds & Riku's

 

 

 

EDIT: Does Anyone know what this says?

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: Se for mulher da um grito e levanta a mão! o/

 

You: no way

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Big Brother is watching you.

 

Stranger: ....are you delusional?

 

You: Don't do anything you might regret.

 

You: He will see you

 

You: and find you

 

You: and hunt you

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Just had this conversation. :thumbup:


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So I've decided to try roaming around with doomsday stories. Stuff about "the shadow" and "the end" approaching.

 

[hide=A rather stupid example]Stranger: I love you. :3

 

You: I love you.

 

You: Thank you.

 

You: My hero.

 

Stranger: :o

 

Stranger: <3

 

You: You have saved me

 

Stranger: :D

 

You: from the shadow

 

You: The shadow which draws near

 

Stranger: I don't know what this shadow is you speak of...

 

You: I fear

 

Stranger: but you're welcome.

 

You: I fear the end is near

 

You: The dark lord

 

Stranger: It is. :D

 

You: He is hunting

 

Stranger: This happens

 

You: They have come.

 

You: I foresee...doom.

 

You: Doom...upon the race of mankind

 

You: What is this?

 

Stranger: That's okay though.

 

You: This

 

You: white

 

Stranger: this.

 

You: thing

 

You: What is it?

 

Stranger: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

Stranger: LOLLLLLLLLLL

 

You: A light, in the shadow!

 

Stranger: nnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

 

You: Perhaps it is a sign from the gods!

 

Stranger: o_O

 

You: Enlighten me

 

Stranger: DON'T LEAVE ME THOUGH.

 

Stranger: We have so much to catch up on.

 

You: My hero, your wisdom is indefinite

 

You: Please, please enlighten me

 

You: On this.

 

You: I must be going now

 

You: He is near.

 

You: Farewell

 

Stranger: :[

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

:wall:


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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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