August 18, 200916 yr I just say hyt, entertain them for a few lines, then paste the t-rex. No TIFers yet. :( I do basically the same thing. :lol: Or sometimes I just Bel-Air them. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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August 18, 200916 yr Author [hide=]This fit perfectly. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: tell me a secret You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] That's the spirit! Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] I LOVE YOU. =D> I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] Now that takes a team. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: electronic friendship? You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend Stranger: wow, sometimes Stranger: just sometimes Stranger: omegle is lovely You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 18, 200916 yr Stranger: Hi. I'm a 19 year old male who seek's a female between 16 - 21 to have cybersex with! :) You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: oh lol You: dont you want to do monty python first? You: its fun You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: What, is your name? Stranger: Sir Robin You: What, is your quest? Stranger: I don't remember my lines You: What, is the head capitol of assyria Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. Darn, i almost thought cybersex ppls had humor too... [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: electronic friendship? You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend Stranger: wow, sometimes Stranger: just sometimes Stranger: omegle is lovely You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Aww, SHUT DOWN! :lol: Doomy edit: I like sheep
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]Stranger: är du svensk? You: no im not swedish Stranger: roligt You: rollit? Stranger: är du norsk eller? You: no im not norwegian either You: try again Stranger: dansk? Stranger: finks? You: more to the west Stranger: isländsk? You: more south Stranger: scottish Stranger: walesman? Stranger: english? You: more south :> Stranger: spain Stranger: france? You: east Stranger: netherlands You: jackpot! Stranger: germany Stranger: yay! You: Netherlands Stranger: I am ruling You: you now get 20000 credits to use in the casino Stranger: hur kunde du fatta då? Stranger: www Stranger: what casino? You: Omeglesino Stranger: najs Stranger: ok men hur fan fattar du vad jag skrev från början? Stranger: ... You: Hurr You: hutsjemutsjeknackebröt? Stranger: ö har bara svenskar You: hurr, Ikea? Stranger: jaaaa Stranger: var bor du? You: They got Ikea in holland too You: hmm Nokia? Stranger: nnej det är finskt Stranger: sony ericsson Stranger: ..... Stranger: absolut vodka? Stranger: hallå? Stranger: svara You: Hmm ehh P: i dont know anything else swedish Stranger: då är du en konstig svensk You: So we are trying to conversate now? you in swedish and me in english? You: i could start talking dutch too Stranger: so do it Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: oh okay, als jij dat wil Stranger: ok du är konstig Stranger: skriv hey Stranger: är du svensk? You: tja, ik kan echt niet begrijpen wat je zegt You: nee ik ben niet zweeds Stranger: hur kunde du fatta att jag är från sverige då? You: ja ik hou best van maaltijdsalades, die met aardbeien van de albert heijn vind ik het lekkerst Stranger: okej så är du bög<+ Stranger: ? You: nee, die met brie vind ik wat minder Stranger: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3< Stranger: <3<3 Stranger: <333 Stranger: <3=glass You: <3=hartje toch? You: of ben ik nou gek Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] lulz im not swedish, he didnt get it o.O [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 18, 200916 yr Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: m or f? You: M Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is how 90% of my conversations are. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE
August 18, 200916 yr Anyone else get those people that just yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!". I got it three times, different people though. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
August 18, 200916 yr Anyone else get those people that just yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!". I got it three times, different people though. Nope. :?
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=No comment...]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: You wake up in a strange room you have never seen. You can see a lamp, a dresser, and a door what do you do? Stranger: open door You: You open the door, and almost fall off a 10 story building. What do you do now&? Stranger: jump You: You jump off the building. Out of extreme luck, a flying pickachu comes and saves you to bring you to ground. What do you do now? Stranger: have sex with it You: Pervert You have disconnected.[/hide] [hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: ???? You: You too? Omg! Stranger: ??? Stranger: ???????? You: No way?!? You: Dude that's so awesome! Stranger: ?????! Stranger: ??????? You: Dude I got a joke for you. Stranger: ????? You: Knock Knock Stranger: ?????? You: Disco Stranger: ???????? You: Disconnect! You have disconnected.[/hide] I had completly no idea what he was saying...
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: ???? You: You too? Omg! Stranger: ??? Stranger: ???????? You: No way?!? You: Dude that's so awesome! Stranger: ?????! Stranger: ??????? You: Dude I got a joke for you. Stranger: ????? You: Knock Knock Stranger: ?????? You: Disco Stranger: ???????? You: Disconnect! You have disconnected.[/hide] I had completly no idea what he was saying... To be honest, I don't think he made much sense. Either that or my Chinese sucks/I don't know Chinese slang. From what I gathered though, he (or she) is from Taiwan, and wants to speak in Chinese to other Chinese people. Which reminds me, I once talked to some random person in Chinese on Omegle. Was rather interesting. He ended up telling me that my Chinese is horrible. :P Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
August 18, 200916 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hyt. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: how are u? You: I'm good thanks, and you? Stranger: bored... You: As am I. Stranger: yes Stranger: what can we talk about? You: Umm... How about the fact that... You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":''-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Stranger: oh [cabbage]! Stranger: do u have tiny arms? You: Yeah, it makes it hard to eat. Stranger: yeah, so u have to pick up everything with ur mouth? You: Pretty much, though it's pretty fun. Stranger: do u sleep standing up? or do u lay down? You: Usually a rest against a large rock wall, I have issues laying down. Stranger: oh Stranger: it would be hard to push urself up if u fell down, eh? You: Exactly. It's my biggest flaw. Other then that I attract all the babes. Stranger: ahh Stranger: so do u have to fight off other dinos trying to eat the eggs? You: Mmm, but I'm a guy T-rex, so I just get down to business then walk out. Stranger: haha nice You: So the mothers doing all the work. Stranger: so how did they go extinct? You: The ice age. We kept slippingo n the ice, then we couldn't pick ourselves up again. Stranger: oh, that sucks You: Yeah... Stranger: what a sucky way to go... Stranger: so u just "fell" out of existence... Stranger: hahaha You: Mmm, you better watch out though. The velociraptors survived, and they're coming for you all. Stranger: oh [cabbage] Stranger: i heard there were some in costa rica You: Exactly. Run and hide man, the raptors are coming, and us T-rex's aren't gonna save you. You: Peace bud, rawr. You have disconnected. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] I love this so much. :lol: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes! You: Very well You: 0.99 per chick. You: Or guy, if thats what you want Stranger: I'll take the prior, please. You: I assumed so You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse Stranger: Ouch. You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose? Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it. You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes Stranger: Well played. You: Good game sir. Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad? You: Cool story bro. You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here? Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased You: dude You: I have to ask, how old are you? Stranger: ** You: lawl You: Epic convo tbh You: A'ight, I've had my fun You: Later dude Stranger: c ya[/hide] 138 Combat as of Summer 2010 - Retired Summer 2010
August 18, 200916 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Error message: 012873050950. System shutdown is imminant, self destruction sequence engaged.] Stranger: I do apologize but it seems that we are having technical difficulties with our order processing system. Please try placing your order again at a later time. You: Damnit! I wanted a fried chicken combo meal before I died! Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant. You: Screw IKEA, I want some KFC! Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant. You: KFC! You: [self destruction sequence imminant. Five seconds remaining.] You: I! You: 5... You: Want! You: 4... You: My! You: 3.. Stranger: As I am only an advanced computer program, I cannot answer more than one sentence at a time. Please simplify and repeat the most important question within your previous input, and I will try to reply as accurately as possible. I am opening a page now which you can use if you wish to contact Customer Services. Thank you very much! You: Freakin! You: 2... You: CHICKEN!!! You: 1... Stranger: I'm not sure what you're trying to exclaim. Please be a little more detailed if you can. You: [Have a nice day.] You: BOOM! You have disconnected. I never got that chicken. :cry: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes! You: Very well You: 0.99 per chick. You: Or guy, if thats what you want Stranger: I'll take the prior, please. You: I assumed so You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse Stranger: Ouch. You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose? Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it. You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes Stranger: Well played. You: Good game sir. Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad? You: Cool story bro. You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here? Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased You: dude You: I have to ask, how old are you? Stranger: ** You: lawl You: Epic convo tbh You: A'ight, I've had my fun You: Later dude Stranger: c ya[/hide] Accidentally a pencil..? Yeah... #-o
August 18, 200916 yr [hide=T-Rexing is strangely satisfying]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Stranger: hi You: I have tiny arms. It makes it hard to eat. :c Stranger: thats hot baby You: m/f? Stranger: f You: Good. You better be a T-rex too, or else this might get kinda awkward. Stranger: u wanna put ur tounge in my puss Stranger: [kitty]* You: Ha! Jokes on you! You: T-rexes only reproduce by asexual division. You: Good day. You have disconnected.[/hide] So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.
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