ElkNight Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I just say hyt, entertain them for a few lines, then paste the t-rex. No TIFers yet. :( I do basically the same thing. :lol: Or sometimes I just Bel-Air them. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: I'm looking for a horny girl You: that would be me! Stranger: really? You: yea :) Stranger: how old are u?? You: 18 You: u? Stranger: 20 Stranger: i want sex with u babee ;) You: ok well something might get in the way tho... You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Why isn't he accepting? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 This fit perfectly. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: tell me a secret You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":''-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" You: RAWR Stranger: _-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~ ...._,-'':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::''- ..,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| ,-':::::::::::::-~-~--'~-'~--~-~--~--~:,' ..,'::::::::::,~'': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : '-| ..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''¯¯''-: : : : : :\ ..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _--~'''''~-: : : : : '| ..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_-: : : : : : : : ~--_: |' |::::::|: : : --~~'''~~''''''''-_..~''''''''''''¯¯|¯", |:::::,':_-|: : :_---~: : :|''¯¯''''|: ~---_: |¯¯| ..,~-,_/'': : : |: :(_ o__): : |: : : :|:(_o__): \.. | ../,'-,: : : : : ''-,_______,-'': : : : ''-______\-' ..\: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :: : : : :-,: : : : : :\ ',:': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'__: : : :_',: : : : ,' .'-,-': : : : : :___-: : :'': : ¯''~~'': ': : ~--|' .|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| .'|: \: : : : : : : : -,_-~~--~--_: : : | ..|: \: : : : : : : : : : : :-------~: : : : : | ..|: :''-,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| ..',: : :''-, : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' | : : : : : : : : :_ : : : : : : : : : : ,-' |: : : : : : : : : : '''~----------~'': :,' ._|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| .-''. '-,_: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ,' ,-''. . . . . '''~-_: : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'''- ????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????[/hide] Shame if you have smilies enabled. But I lol'd Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestfrolic Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]This fit perfectly. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: tell me a secret You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] That's the spirit! Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken102 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] I LOVE YOU. =D> I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] Now that takes a team. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: electronic friendship? You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend Stranger: wow, sometimes Stranger: just sometimes Stranger: omegle is lovely You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Stranger: Hi. I'm a 19 year old male who seek's a female between 16 - 21 to have cybersex with! :) You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: oh lol You: dont you want to do monty python first? You: its fun You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: What, is your name? Stranger: Sir Robin You: What, is your quest? Stranger: I don't remember my lines You: What, is the head capitol of assyria Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. Darn, i almost thought cybersex ppls had humor too... [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: electronic friendship? You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend Stranger: wow, sometimes Stranger: just sometimes Stranger: omegle is lovely You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Aww, SHUT DOWN! :lol: Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: är du svensk? You: no im not swedish Stranger: roligt You: rollit? Stranger: är du norsk eller? You: no im not norwegian either You: try again Stranger: dansk? Stranger: finks? You: more to the west Stranger: isländsk? You: more south Stranger: scottish Stranger: walesman? Stranger: english? You: more south :> Stranger: spain Stranger: france? You: east Stranger: netherlands You: jackpot! Stranger: germany Stranger: yay! You: Netherlands Stranger: I am ruling You: you now get 20000 credits to use in the casino Stranger: hur kunde du fatta då? Stranger: www Stranger: what casino? You: Omeglesino Stranger: najs Stranger: ok men hur fan fattar du vad jag skrev från början? Stranger: ... You: Hurr You: hutsjemutsjeknackebröt? Stranger: ö har bara svenskar You: hurr, Ikea? Stranger: jaaaa Stranger: var bor du? You: They got Ikea in holland too You: hmm Nokia? Stranger: nnej det är finskt Stranger: sony ericsson Stranger: ..... Stranger: absolut vodka? Stranger: hallå? Stranger: svara You: Hmm ehh P: i dont know anything else swedish Stranger: då är du en konstig svensk You: So we are trying to conversate now? you in swedish and me in english? You: i could start talking dutch too Stranger: so do it Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: oh okay, als jij dat wil Stranger: ok du är konstig Stranger: skriv hey Stranger: är du svensk? You: tja, ik kan echt niet begrijpen wat je zegt You: nee ik ben niet zweeds Stranger: hur kunde du fatta att jag är från sverige då? You: ja ik hou best van maaltijdsalades, die met aardbeien van de albert heijn vind ik het lekkerst Stranger: okej så är du bög<+ Stranger: ? You: nee, die met brie vind ik wat minder Stranger: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3< Stranger: <3<3 Stranger: <333 Stranger: <3=glass You: <3=hartje toch? You: of ben ik nou gek Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] lulz im not swedish, he didnt get it o.O [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: m or f? You: M Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is how 90% of my conversations are. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Anyone else get those people that just yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!". I got it three times, different people though. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 i hate bots, there so annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Anyone else get those people that just yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!". I got it three times, different people though. Nope. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salad Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=No comment...]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: You wake up in a strange room you have never seen. You can see a lamp, a dresser, and a door what do you do? Stranger: open door You: You open the door, and almost fall off a 10 story building. What do you do now&? Stranger: jump You: You jump off the building. Out of extreme luck, a flying pickachu comes and saves you to bring you to ground. What do you do now? Stranger: have sex with it You: Pervert You have disconnected.[/hide] [hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: ???? You: You too? Omg! Stranger: ??? Stranger: ???????? You: No way?!? You: Dude that's so awesome! Stranger: ?????! Stranger: ??????? You: Dude I got a joke for you. Stranger: ????? You: Knock Knock Stranger: ?????? You: Disco Stranger: ???????? You: Disconnect! You have disconnected.[/hide] I had completly no idea what he was saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: ???? You: You too? Omg! Stranger: ??? Stranger: ???????? You: No way?!? You: Dude that's so awesome! Stranger: ?????! Stranger: ??????? You: Dude I got a joke for you. Stranger: ????? You: Knock Knock Stranger: ?????? You: Disco Stranger: ???????? You: Disconnect! You have disconnected.[/hide] I had completly no idea what he was saying... To be honest, I don't think he made much sense. Either that or my Chinese sucks/I don't know Chinese slang. From what I gathered though, he (or she) is from Taiwan, and wants to speak in Chinese to other Chinese people. Which reminds me, I once talked to some random person in Chinese on Omegle. Was rather interesting. He ended up telling me that my Chinese is horrible. :P Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messydesk Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Thanks for this, it's great fun :) Real Life Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hyt. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: how are u? You: I'm good thanks, and you? Stranger: bored... You: As am I. Stranger: yes Stranger: what can we talk about? You: Umm... How about the fact that... You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":''-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Stranger: oh [cabbage]! Stranger: do u have tiny arms? You: Yeah, it makes it hard to eat. Stranger: yeah, so u have to pick up everything with ur mouth? You: Pretty much, though it's pretty fun. Stranger: do u sleep standing up? or do u lay down? You: Usually a rest against a large rock wall, I have issues laying down. Stranger: oh Stranger: it would be hard to push urself up if u fell down, eh? You: Exactly. It's my biggest flaw. Other then that I attract all the babes. Stranger: ahh Stranger: so do u have to fight off other dinos trying to eat the eggs? You: Mmm, but I'm a guy T-rex, so I just get down to business then walk out. Stranger: haha nice You: So the mothers doing all the work. Stranger: so how did they go extinct? You: The ice age. We kept slippingo n the ice, then we couldn't pick ourselves up again. Stranger: oh, that sucks You: Yeah... Stranger: what a sucky way to go... Stranger: so u just "fell" out of existence... Stranger: hahaha You: Mmm, you better watch out though. The velociraptors survived, and they're coming for you all. Stranger: oh [cabbage] Stranger: i heard there were some in costa rica You: Exactly. Run and hide man, the raptors are coming, and us T-rex's aren't gonna save you. You: Peace bud, rawr. You have disconnected. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see You: Ok. Stranger: What, is your name? You: Sir Galahan. Stranger: What is your quest? You: To find the holy grail. Stranger: What is your favourite colour? You: Green. You: ...NO BLUE! You: ARRRRGGGGHH!! You have disconnected.[/hide] I love this so much. :lol: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returnofmic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes! You: Very well You: 0.99 per chick. You: Or guy, if thats what you want Stranger: I'll take the prior, please. You: I assumed so You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse Stranger: Ouch. You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose? Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it. You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes Stranger: Well played. You: Good game sir. Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad? You: Cool story bro. You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here? Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased You: dude You: I have to ask, how old are you? Stranger: ** You: lawl You: Epic convo tbh You: A'ight, I've had my fun You: Later dude Stranger: c ya[/hide] 138 Combat as of Summer 2010 - Retired Summer 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Error message: 012873050950. System shutdown is imminant, self destruction sequence engaged.] Stranger: I do apologize but it seems that we are having technical difficulties with our order processing system. Please try placing your order again at a later time. You: Damnit! I wanted a fried chicken combo meal before I died! Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant. You: Screw IKEA, I want some KFC! Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant. You: KFC! You: [self destruction sequence imminant. Five seconds remaining.] You: I! You: 5... You: Want! You: 4... You: My! You: 3.. Stranger: As I am only an advanced computer program, I cannot answer more than one sentence at a time. Please simplify and repeat the most important question within your previous input, and I will try to reply as accurately as possible. I am opening a page now which you can use if you wish to contact Customer Services. Thank you very much! You: Freakin! You: 2... You: CHICKEN!!! You: 1... Stranger: I'm not sure what you're trying to exclaim. Please be a little more detailed if you can. You: [Have a nice day.] You: BOOM! You have disconnected. I never got that chicken. :cry: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skully Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes! You: Very well You: 0.99 per chick. You: Or guy, if thats what you want Stranger: I'll take the prior, please. You: I assumed so You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse Stranger: Ouch. You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose? Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it. You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes Stranger: Well played. You: Good game sir. Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad? You: Cool story bro. You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here? Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased You: dude You: I have to ask, how old are you? Stranger: ** You: lawl You: Epic convo tbh You: A'ight, I've had my fun You: Later dude Stranger: c ya[/hide] Accidentally a pencil..? Yeah... #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 [hide=T-Rexing is strangely satisfying]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\ .............."~--_____-~~" Stranger: hi You: I have tiny arms. It makes it hard to eat. :c Stranger: thats hot baby You: m/f? Stranger: f You: Good. You better be a T-rex too, or else this might get kinda awkward. Stranger: u wanna put ur tounge in my puss Stranger: [kitty]* You: Ha! Jokes on you! You: T-rexes only reproduce by asexual division. You: Good day. You have disconnected.[/hide] So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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