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I just say hyt, entertain them for a few lines, then paste the t-rex. No TIFers yet. :(

 

 

 

I do basically the same thing. :lol:

 

 

 

Or sometimes I just Bel-Air them.

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Why isn't he accepting? :(

 

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This fit perfectly.

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: tell me a secret

 

You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-,

 

.................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"-

 

.................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\

 

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[hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: Ok.

 

Stranger: What, is your name?

 

You: Sir Galahan.

 

Stranger: What is your quest?

 

You: To find the holy grail.

 

Stranger: What is your favourite colour?

 

You: Green.

 

You: ...NO BLUE!

 

You: ARRRRGGGGHH!!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

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[hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: Ok.

 

Stranger: What, is your name?

 

You: Sir Galahan.

 

Stranger: What is your quest?

 

You: To find the holy grail.

 

Stranger: What is your favourite colour?

 

You: Green.

 

You: ...NO BLUE!

 

You: ARRRRGGGGHH!!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

I LOVE YOU. =D>

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[hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: Ok.

 

Stranger: What, is your name?

 

You: Sir Galahan.

 

Stranger: What is your quest?

 

You: To find the holy grail.

 

Stranger: What is your favourite colour?

 

You: Green.

 

You: ...NO BLUE!

 

You: ARRRRGGGGHH!!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

Now that takes a team. :lol:

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[hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: electronic friendship?

 

You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend

 

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Stranger: Hi. I'm a 19 year old male who seek's a female between 16 - 21 to have cybersex with! :)

 

You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: oh lol

 

You: dont you want to do monty python first?

 

You: its fun

 

You: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: What, is your name?

 

Stranger: Sir Robin

 

You: What, is your quest?

 

Stranger: I don't remember my lines

 

You: What, is the head capitol of assyria

 

Stranger: wtf

 

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Darn, i almost thought cybersex ppls had humor too...

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[hide=I sort of feel bad now]Connecting to server...

 

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: electronic friendship?

 

You: Okay sure :) I would like a friend

 

Stranger: wow, sometimes

 

Stranger: just sometimes

 

Stranger: omegle is lovely

 

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Aww, SHUT DOWN! :lol:

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[hide=]Stranger: är du svensk?

 

You: no im not swedish

 

Stranger: roligt

 

You: rollit?

 

Stranger: är du norsk eller?

 

You: no im not norwegian either

 

You: try again

 

Stranger: dansk?

 

Stranger: finks?

 

You: more to the west

 

Stranger: isländsk?

 

You: more south

 

Stranger: scottish

 

Stranger: walesman?

 

Stranger: english?

 

You: more south :>

 

Stranger: spain

 

Stranger: france?

 

You: east

 

Stranger: netherlands

 

You: jackpot!

 

Stranger: germany

 

Stranger: yay!

 

You: Netherlands

 

Stranger: I am ruling

 

You: you now get 20000 credits to use in the casino

 

Stranger: hur kunde du fatta då?

 

Stranger: www

 

Stranger: what casino?

 

You: Omeglesino

 

Stranger: najs

 

Stranger: ok men hur fan fattar du vad jag skrev från början?

 

Stranger: ...

 

You: Hurr

 

You: hutsjemutsjeknackebröt?

 

Stranger: ö har bara svenskar

 

You: hurr, Ikea?

 

Stranger: jaaaa

 

Stranger: var bor du?

 

You: They got Ikea in holland too

 

You: hmm Nokia?

 

Stranger: nnej det är finskt

 

Stranger: sony ericsson

 

Stranger: .....

 

Stranger: absolut vodka?

 

Stranger: hallå?

 

Stranger: svara

 

You: Hmm ehh P: i dont know anything else swedish

 

Stranger: då är du en konstig svensk

 

You: So we are trying to conversate now? you in swedish and me in english?

 

You: i could start talking dutch too

 

Stranger: so do it

 

Stranger: hahahahahahaha

 

You: oh okay, als jij dat wil

 

Stranger: ok du är konstig

 

Stranger: skriv hey

 

Stranger: är du svensk?

 

You: tja, ik kan echt niet begrijpen wat je zegt

 

You: nee ik ben niet zweeds

 

Stranger: hur kunde du fatta att jag är från sverige då?

 

You: ja ik hou best van maaltijdsalades, die met aardbeien van de albert heijn vind ik het lekkerst

 

Stranger: okej så är du bög<+

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: nee, die met brie vind ik wat minder

 

Stranger: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<

 

Stranger: <3<3

 

Stranger: <333

 

Stranger: <3=glass

 

You: <3=hartje toch?

 

You: of ben ik nou gek

 

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lulz im not swedish, he didnt get it o.O

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Anyone else get those people that just yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!". I got it three times, different people though.

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[hide=No comment...]Connecting to server...

 

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: You wake up in a strange room you have never seen. You can see a lamp, a dresser, and a door what do you do?

 

Stranger: open door

 

You: You open the door, and almost fall off a 10 story building. What do you do now&?

 

Stranger: jump

 

You: You jump off the building. Out of extreme luck, a flying pickachu comes and saves you to bring you to ground. What do you do now?

 

Stranger: have sex with it

 

You: Pervert

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server...

 

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: ????

 

You: You too? Omg!

 

Stranger: ???

 

Stranger: ????????

 

You: No way?!?

 

You: Dude that's so awesome!

 

Stranger: ?????!

 

Stranger: ???????

 

You: Dude I got a joke for you.

 

Stranger: ?????

 

You: Knock Knock

 

Stranger: ??????

 

You: Disco

 

Stranger: ????????

 

You: Disconnect!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

I had completly no idea what he was saying...

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[hide=Even more no comment...]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: ????

 

You: You too? Omg!

 

Stranger: ???

 

Stranger: ????????

 

You: No way?!?

 

You: Dude that's so awesome!

 

Stranger: ?????!

 

Stranger: ???????

 

You: Dude I got a joke for you.

 

Stranger: ?????

 

You: Knock Knock

 

Stranger: ??????

 

You: Disco

 

Stranger: ????????

 

You: Disconnect!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

I had completly no idea what he was saying...

 

To be honest, I don't think he made much sense. Either that or my Chinese sucks/I don't know Chinese slang.

 

From what I gathered though, he (or she) is from Taiwan, and wants to speak in Chinese to other Chinese people.

 

Which reminds me, I once talked to some random person in Chinese on Omegle. Was rather interesting. He ended up telling me that my Chinese is horrible. :P

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hyt.

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: how are u?

 

You: I'm good thanks, and you?

 

Stranger: bored...

 

You: As am I.

 

Stranger: yes

 

Stranger: what can we talk about?

 

You: Umm... How about the fact that...

 

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:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Stranger: oh [cabbage]!

 

Stranger: do u have tiny arms?

 

You: Yeah, it makes it hard to eat.

 

Stranger: yeah, so u have to pick up everything with ur mouth?

 

You: Pretty much, though it's pretty fun.

 

Stranger: do u sleep standing up? or do u lay down?

 

You: Usually a rest against a large rock wall, I have issues laying down.

 

Stranger: oh

 

Stranger: it would be hard to push urself up if u fell down, eh?

 

You: Exactly. It's my biggest flaw. Other then that I attract all the babes.

 

Stranger: ahh

 

Stranger: so do u have to fight off other dinos trying to eat the eggs?

 

You: Mmm, but I'm a guy T-rex, so I just get down to business then walk out.

 

Stranger: haha nice

 

You: So the mothers doing all the work.

 

Stranger: so how did they go extinct?

 

You: The ice age. We kept slippingo n the ice, then we couldn't pick ourselves up again.

 

Stranger: oh, that sucks

 

You: Yeah...

 

Stranger: what a sucky way to go...

 

Stranger: so u just "fell" out of existence...

 

Stranger: hahaha

 

You: Mmm, you better watch out though. The velociraptors survived, and they're coming for you all.

 

Stranger: oh [cabbage]

 

Stranger: i heard there were some in costa rica

 

You: Exactly. Run and hide man, the raptors are coming, and us T-rex's aren't gonna save you.

 

You: Peace bud, rawr.

 

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[hide=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

 

You: Ok.

 

Stranger: What, is your name?

 

You: Sir Galahan.

 

Stranger: What is your quest?

 

You: To find the holy grail.

 

Stranger: What is your favourite colour?

 

You: Green.

 

You: ...NO BLUE!

 

You: ARRRRGGGGHH!!

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

I love this so much. :lol:

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[hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes!

 

You: Very well

 

You: 0.99 per chick.

 

You: Or guy, if thats what you want

 

Stranger: I'll take the prior, please.

 

You: I assumed so

 

You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse

 

Stranger: Ouch.

 

You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose?

 

Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it.

 

You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes

 

Stranger: Well played.

 

You: Good game sir.

 

Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad?

 

You: Cool story bro.

 

You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here?

 

Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P

 

You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased

 

You: dude

 

You: I have to ask, how old are you?

 

Stranger: **

 

You: lawl

 

You: Epic convo tbh

 

You: A'ight, I've had my fun

 

You: Later dude

 

Stranger: c ya[/hide]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: [Error message: 012873050950. System shutdown is imminant, self destruction sequence engaged.]

 

Stranger: I do apologize but it seems that we are having technical difficulties with our order processing system. Please try placing your order again at a later time.

 

You: Damnit! I wanted a fried chicken combo meal before I died!

 

Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.

 

You: Screw IKEA, I want some KFC!

 

Stranger: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.

 

You: KFC!

 

You: [self destruction sequence imminant. Five seconds remaining.]

 

You: I!

 

You: 5...

 

You: Want!

 

You: 4...

 

You: My!

 

You: 3..

 

Stranger: As I am only an advanced computer program, I cannot answer more than one sentence at a time. Please simplify and repeat the most important question within your previous input, and I will try to reply as accurately as possible. I am opening a page now which you can use if you wish to contact Customer Services. Thank you very much!

 

You: Freakin!

 

You: 2...

 

You: CHICKEN!!!

 

You: 1...

 

Stranger: I'm not sure what you're trying to exclaim. Please be a little more detailed if you can.

 

You: [Have a nice day.]

 

You: BOOM!

 

You have disconnected.

 

I never got that chicken. :cry:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
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[hide=]Stranger: Excellent! My moobs demand you send us more blondes!

 

You: Very well

 

You: 0.99 per chick.

 

You: Or guy, if thats what you want

 

Stranger: I'll take the prior, please.

 

You: I assumed so

 

You: Tax of 17.5% does apply ofcourse

 

Stranger: Ouch.

 

You: You want an order of 1337 blondes I suppose?

 

Stranger: I mean, is there any other quantity available? I highly doubt it.

 

You: Of course there is, you may also buy 9001 blondes

 

Stranger: Well played.

 

You: Good game sir.

 

Stranger: I'm sitting at my desk listening to Girugamesh right now, and I accidentally a pencil. Is this bad?

 

You: Cool story bro.

 

You: Btw, have we gone as far to decide if we are ever here?

 

Stranger: lol, is that a meme I'm going to have to look up, or a real question? :P

 

You: It is a meme, kinda paraphrased

 

You: dude

 

You: I have to ask, how old are you?

 

Stranger: **

 

You: lawl

 

You: Epic convo tbh

 

You: A'ight, I've had my fun

 

You: Later dude

 

Stranger: c ya[/hide]

 

 

 

Accidentally a pencil..? Yeah... #-o

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[hide=T-Rexing is strangely satisfying]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

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Stranger: hi

 

You: I have tiny arms. It makes it hard to eat. :c

 

Stranger: thats hot baby

 

You: m/f?

 

Stranger: f

 

You: Good. You better be a T-rex too, or else this might get kinda awkward.

 

Stranger: u wanna put ur tounge in my puss

 

Stranger: [kitty]*

 

You: Ha! Jokes on you!

 

You: T-rexes only reproduce by asexual division.

 

You: Good day.

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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