Omegle.

[Wongtong]

I'll send you some muffins.

 

 

 

Indubitably.

[91soldin91]

[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

 

You: I have a delivery

 

Stranger: what are u expecting

 

You: i just need you to sign here for your package

 

You: x_________

 

Stranger: how do i write on monitor

 

You: um? a monitor

 

You: this is a piece of paper

 

Stranger: what is this delivery

 

Stranger: [bleep] in a box?

 

You: well it is from a mr> justin timberlake

 

You: so it could be

 

Stranger: hrmmm

 

Stranger: do it come with song?

 

You: why dont you sign this paper and you can open it

 

Stranger: ok i signed but signature area keeps moviing up

 

You: thats fine

 

You: here you go

 

Stranger: now my monitor needs cleaning

 

Stranger: u open for me

 

You: ok

 

You: um

 

Stranger: what is it?

 

You: its an um...

 

You: i dont know

 

You: some sort of herbal substance

 

Stranger: dont know if want

 

You: it says its for you

 

You: from "grandma"

 

Stranger: what it smell like

 

You: um its really strong

 

You: its very distinct

 

You: smells like a dave mathews concert

 

Stranger: i am dissapoint

 

Stranger: i was hopin it was the fleshlight i ordered

 

You: oh

 

You: ill go back to my truck

 

You: and see if i have anything else for you

 

Stranger: ok

 

Stranger: u can have this

 

Stranger: i dotn want

 

You: ok

 

You: *walks to truck*

 

You: *gets package*

 

You: *wals back*

 

You: here you go

 

Stranger: hrrmmm

 

Stranger: waht could this be

 

You: ill open it for you

 

Stranger: ya

 

You: *pulls out gun*

 

You: get on the ground!!!!

 

 

 

Stranger: oh noes

 

You: DONT MOVE!

 

 

 

Stranger: pls dont hurt

 

You: NO BODY MOVE OR ILL BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT!

 

 

 

 

 

Stranger: my brains?

 

Stranger: ohmother

 

You: YES YOUR BRAINS

 

 

 

Stranger: pls ill do anything

 

Stranger: ANYTHING!!

 

You: NOW GET INTO MY SKETCHY VAN OVER THERE

 

 

 

Stranger: your dodge caravan?

 

You: yeah

 

Stranger: ok

 

Stranger: im go now

 

Stranger: you pulled the seats out

 

Stranger: why?

 

You: i liked this mattress better

 

You: with all the stains on it

 

Stranger: man it smell in here

 

Stranger: im gonna vomit if i go in

 

You: get in

 

Stranger: gag*

 

Stranger: i vomited a lil

 

Stranger: i cant stand it

 

You: or ill blow your brains out and have my dog eat them

 

Stranger: febreeze first

 

Stranger: pls

 

You: *sprays the fresh sent of febreeze*

 

You: happy?

 

Stranger: yes

 

Stranger: give it a minute

 

You: OK now drop your pants

 

Stranger: sooo...

 

Stranger: huh

 

You: lmao

 

Stranger: no

 

Stranger: cmon

 

You: fine

 

You: um

 

Stranger: ok i get in

 

You: what else can i do with a 14 y/o boy in a van

 

Stranger: buy him presents

 

You: here have some candy

 

Stranger: i dont think i should

 

Stranger: why is your driver a bear?

 

You: its good

 

You: i dont know

 

Stranger: he looks creep

 

Stranger: is his name pedro?

 

You: yes how did you know?

 

Stranger: he looks like a pedro

 

You: here lemme put on some mood music

 

You: Were no strangers to love

 

You: You know the rules and so do i

 

A full commitments what Im thinking of

 

You wouldnt get this from any other guy

 

You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

 

Gotta make you understand

 

Stranger: ahhh rick rolld

 

Stranger: u got me good

 

You: never gonna give you up

 

Never gonna let you down

 

Never gonna run around and desert you

 

Never gonna make you cry

 

Never gonna say goodbye

 

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

You: ha!!!

 

You: Weve know each other for so long

 

Your hearts been aching

 

But youre too shy to say it

 

Inside we both know whats been going on

 

We know the game and were gonna play it

 

 

 

And if you ask me how Im feeling

 

Dont tell me youre too blind to see

 

 

 

 

 

You: Give you up. give you up

 

Give you up, give you up

 

Never gonna give

 

Never gonna give, give you up

 

Never gonna give

 

Never gonna give, five you up

 

 

 

Stranger: do you have "its raining men" by the weather girls?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: dam

 

You: i got so michael jackson

 

You: some*

 

 

 

Stranger: beat it?

 

You: and ofc some marvin gay

 

Stranger: luthor vandross?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: maybe a little anite could set this party off right

 

Stranger: are you taking me somewhere or not?

 

You: oh yeah ofc

 

Stranger: im tired of sit here do nothing

 

You: pedro lets go

 

Stranger: whoa take it easy on acceleration

 

You: *starts moving*

 

Stranger: i almost flipped

 

Stranger: [wagon] in the air

 

Stranger: u need to get some seats

 

You: just sit on this stain covered mattress

 

Stranger: this is tacky

 

Stranger: waht is this stains anyways

 

You: oh just some um

 

You: uh

 

You: soda

 

Stranger: this is not good hygene

 

You: yeah soda!

 

 

 

Stranger: i bet u have a lot of kids in here spilling soda

 

Stranger: stupid kids

 

You: yeah

 

Stranger: got any more soda?

 

You: um

 

Stranger: im thirstay

 

You: yeahhh

 

You: but its not in a bottle

 

Stranger: can?

 

You: nope

 

Stranger: one cup?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: ok waht

 

You: well

 

You: um

 

You: its in a special dispensor

 

You: you need to suck on it

 

You: and...

 

Stranger: what

 

You: anyway

 

Stranger: why do you do this

 

Stranger: can we stop at a fast food then

 

You: -ok roleplay over-

 

You: im creeping myself out

 

Stranger: ok

 

You: lol

 

Stranger: bacon narwhals?

 

Stranger: the GAME

 

You: lol

 

Stranger: vesti?

 

You: so your a guy, i hope?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: good

 

You: id feel really bad if u were a girl

 

Stranger: why

 

You: bringing you into my van

 

You: lol

 

Stranger: i thought role play over

 

You: it is

 

Stranger: there was no van

 

Stranger: do lots of people disconnect you?

 

You: no

 

You: i normally do do stuff like that

 

Stranger: haah do do

 

You: but im bored

 

Stranger: usa?

 

You: yeah

 

You: CT

 

You: you

 

Stranger: dc

 

You: dc? as in washington, dc?

 

Stranger: yeah man

 

You: cool

 

You: what brings you to omegle

 

Stranger: u

 

You: lol

 

Stranger: i was looking for u

 

You: i bet

 

Stranger: yeah man

 

You: how old r u

 

Stranger: 20

 

Stranger: u

 

You: 16

 

Stranger: mmm yummy

 

You: oh hell yeah

 

Stranger: hahaha

 

Stranger: dont disconnect easy do u

 

You: nope

 

You: im just glad your not a 14 y/o girl

 

Stranger: what

 

You: who i scarred for life with my roleplay

 

Stranger: why

 

Stranger: the same theme?

 

Stranger: sensitive peoples... get the f out of the internets

 

You: yeah[/hide]

[Shiny]

This guy was awesome. And he did know the word.

 

 

 

[hide=About some sort of animal....]You: Sanwhiches are scrummy

 

Stranger: man

 

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS

 

Stranger: have you heard?

 

You: nope :D

 

You: why don't you tell me?

 

Stranger: you havn't heard!

 

You: Should I of heard?

 

Stranger: it was my understanding that everyone has heard.

 

You: OMGWTFBBQ?

 

You: I WAS NEVER INFORMED!!!!

 

Stranger: ABOUT THE BIRD!!!

 

Stranger: A BIRD IS A WORD!

 

You: THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

 

You: OF COURSE I HAVE HEARD!!!

 

You: ABOUT THE BIRD!!!

 

Stranger: good

 

Stranger: nice, were both on the same page now

 

You: I had you worried there for a second

 

You: everyone in the world should be on the same page

 

Stranger: so yea

 

Stranger: kill any babies lately?

 

Stranger: besides the ones that went on the floor

 

You: ;D

 

You: I ate it

 

Stranger: ewww

 

Stranger: ^ but impressed

 

You: You should be

 

Stranger: If you are a guy I'm disconnecting

 

You: Not if I disconnect first.

 

Stranger: !

 

You: And I am a guy. You should be scared.

 

Stranger: i double dare you

 

You: I triple dare you.

 

You: Someone will have to do it.

 

Stranger: what does DNA taste like?

 

You: The chromosones are especially OM NOM NOM

 

You: And now, I take up your dare.

 

You: I disconnect.

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

First time I have really had a long chitchat as well.

[RpgGamer]

This guy was awesome. And he did know the word.

 

 

 

[hide=About some sort of animal....]You: Sanwhiches are scrummy

 

Stranger: man

 

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS

 

Stranger: have you heard?

 

You: nope :D

 

You: why don't you tell me?

 

Stranger: you havn't heard!

 

You: Should I of heard?

 

Stranger: it was my understanding that everyone has heard.

 

You: OMGWTFBBQ?

 

You: I WAS NEVER INFORMED!!!!

 

Stranger: ABOUT THE BIRD!!!

 

Stranger: A BIRD IS A WORD!

 

You: THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

 

You: OF COURSE I HAVE HEARD!!!

 

You: ABOUT THE BIRD!!!

 

Stranger: good

 

Stranger: nice, were both on the same page now

 

You: I had you worried there for a second

 

You: everyone in the world should be on the same page

 

Stranger: so yea

 

Stranger: kill any babies lately?

 

Stranger: besides the ones that went on the floor

 

You: ;D

 

You: I ate it

 

Stranger: ewww

 

Stranger: ^ but impressed

 

You: You should be

 

Stranger: If you are a guy I'm disconnecting

 

You: Not if I disconnect first.

 

Stranger: !

 

You: And I am a guy. You should be scared.

 

Stranger: i double dare you

 

You: I triple dare you.

 

You: Someone will have to do it.

 

Stranger: what does DNA taste like?

 

You: The chromosones are especially OM NOM NOM

 

You: And now, I take up your dare.

 

You: I disconnect.

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

First time I have really had a long chitchat as well.

 

 

 

I tried to start the mighty morphin' power rangers theme for 20 minutes and I couldn't find a single person to understand the first few lyrics...

 

I hope I get you soon, it seems like you would know it.

[Huta]

[hide=DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

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Stranger: yo!

 

You: do you believe in aliens?

 

Stranger: na not really just some of the people in my course at uni

 

Stranger: u?

 

You: i want to believe

 

You: people are so closeminded

 

You: about aliens

 

You: and their existance

 

Stranger: guessing u watched district 9 or something right?

 

You: i sometimes believe the most vocal skeptics are abductees themselves

 

You: repressing the memory through hate

 

You: I know this due to the way a few aliens act and through having seen a lot of aliens in my time

 

You: on an unrelated note, are you INS?

 

Stranger: thats quite interesting

 

Stranger: INS?

 

You: the elite government alien capturing program

 

You: it's real

 

You: true info on it can be hard to find

 

You: but it's out there for whoever will seek the truth

 

Stranger: lol whatever

 

You: I doubt you are INS, but you can never be too sure

 

You: they been chasing me down ever since I revealed THE TRUTH to the world at large

 

You: you see, I am an alien

 

You: part, at least

 

You: my biological system is radically different from those of normal americans, and this makes them jealous

 

You: so they try to kill me

 

Stranger: part alien

 

Stranger: I know I think the guy across the street is an alien at times

 

You: don't be silly

 

You: if he was an alien, he would have anal probed you by now

 

You: or at least have asked for a job

 

You: you should see my pimped out mothership, it has spinners and lights and [cabbage]

 

Stranger: OMG

 

Stranger: lol too far man

 

You: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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[/hide]

 

 

 

please dont delete for sake of lulz, I do not hate aliens :cry:

[Manafi]

Finally someone who isn't a pervet

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

 

You: A Wild Charmander appears!

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: Pikachu

 

You: Charmander uses fire blast

 

Stranger: Pikachu uses shock wave

 

Stranger: hehehe

 

You: Charmander come back

 

You: Go, Mewtwo!

 

You: Mewtwo uses psychic

 

You: Pikachu fainted

 

Stranger: ok

 

Stranger: Pikachu come back

 

Stranger: go Celebi

 

You: Mewtwo, Come back

 

You: Go, Darkrai!

 

You: Darkrai uses hypnosis

 

You: Celebi is now asleep

 

You: Celebi is asleep

 

Stranger: Celebi, come back

 

Stranger: go Mew

 

You: Darkrai uses hypnosis

 

You: Mew is now asleep

 

Stranger: no

 

Stranger: dont efective

 

You: dark types>psychic types

 

Stranger: Mew come back. Go Gengar!

 

You: Darkrai uses dark pusle

 

You: It's super effective!

 

You: Gengar fainted

 

Stranger: i lost

 

Stranger: u win

 

Stranger: :([/hide]

 

 

 

They know how to play pokemon : D

[angryjoe]

haha this site is great;

 

 

 

[hide=bit rude this]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey

 

Stranger: i am looking for free sex

 

Stranger: can u provide?

 

You: Yes

 

Stranger: very good

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: 11, girl, california

 

Stranger: ??

 

Stranger: real asl?

 

You: 17, girl, texas

 

Stranger: ok good

 

Stranger: i am healthy 28 yr old male from Philippines

 

Stranger: what r u wearin?

 

You: Hot pants and a t-shirt

 

Stranger: very good

 

Stranger: i hav 7 inch penis

 

You: I have big [bleep]

 

Stranger: nice

 

You: 7 inch penis is pretty small yeh?

 

You: I've had 10 inchers

 

Stranger: it is big

 

You: I moved on from 7 inch a looong time ago honey

 

Stranger: no 10 inch penis exist

 

Stranger: 7 is big

 

You: 7 is big, but doesnt satisfy my needs

 

Stranger: i want to take off ur hot pants

 

You: Do you? why?

 

Stranger: i want my big penis inside u

 

You: I'm 17 though?

 

Stranger: that is ok

 

Stranger: age of consent in texas is 17

 

Stranger: i take off ur hotpants

 

You: Fair enough, carry on.

 

Stranger: then i bend u over

 

Stranger: mmmm i like ur white american skin.....

 

You: This sounds like rape to me.

 

You: I mean I havent even agreed to this.

 

Stranger: u said u provide free sex?

 

You: Yeah, with consent.

 

You: Have you asked for my permission?

 

Stranger: Recall: "You: i am looking for free sex

 

You: can u provide?

 

Stranger: Yes"

 

Stranger: this is consensual

 

You: Fair enough, proceed.

 

You: I'm bent over.

 

Stranger: ahh

 

Stranger: my penis is in your pekpek

 

Stranger: mmm

 

You: Hang on, pekpek?

 

Stranger: vagina sorry

 

Stranger: i get carry away

 

You: Fair enough, continue.

 

Stranger: i thrust

 

You: Ooh ahh.

 

Stranger: i slam u against the wall

 

You: Ouch.

 

Stranger: i thrust continues

 

You: Hang on, you need to put me down, I think I've got a broken spine now.

 

Stranger: that is ok

 

You: Well it's not, a broken spine is a serious injury.

 

Stranger: that is ok

 

You: I could be done for life.

 

Stranger: i thrust faster

 

You: Now this is turning into a rape.

 

Stranger: that is ok

 

Stranger: i am almost finish

 

Stranger: sdafe

 

Stranger: aj

 

Stranger: ok i am finish

 

You: Well done.

 

Stranger: very good?

 

Stranger: i am feelin good

 

Stranger: soryr for broken spine

 

You: Apart from being raped with a broken spine? Yeah, superb.

 

Stranger: very good

 

You: You're good, I give you that.

 

Stranger: i never had white girl b4

 

Stranger: thanks

 

Stranger: i am not medic

 

Stranger: so i leave u on floor

 

Stranger: it is ok

 

Stranger: somebody will pass by and help

 

Stranger: i am no medic

 

You: I get it.

 

Stranger: thank for your time

 

You: Oh it was a pleasure.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

[angryjoe]

so so good

 

 

 

[hide=the stupidest person]Connecting to server...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: asl

 

You: 18 f UK

 

Stranger: 17 m US

 

Stranger: So how's the UK for ya

 

You: its not too bad atm, but i think its gonna start getting cold soon lol!

 

You: how is the US, where abouts in the US are you from?

 

Stranger: haha, is it like december there?

 

Stranger: and it's warm as always, i'm in florida

 

You: you are the biggest moron i have ever met in my life

 

Stranger: thank you

 

Stranger: im pretty sure the uk loves idiots like you

 

You: it is september the 15th here, just like it is over there you absolute cretin

 

Stranger: cretin? lol wtf is that?

 

You: sorry babe i was just messing with you :D

 

You: its actually january here

 

Stranger: yep same here

 

You: its depressing after christmas :(

 

Stranger: why u say that?

 

You: because i always look forward to christmas and its depressing when it's finished

 

You: but my birthday in two days on 17th january! :D

 

Stranger: wait, you're not making sense

 

Stranger: if it was december it would be june over here

 

Stranger: it's in the middle of september here, the 15th like you said

 

You: yeh, UK is 3 months ahead of US, you might be thinking of scotland LOLZ :D

 

Stranger: Nah i don't believe you. 3 HOURs maybe, but not 3 months

 

You: i have some news that may shatter your entire existance

 

Stranger: ur a guy arent you

 

You: it is september the 15th or 16th ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET

 

You: yep

 

Stranger: gg brah

 

You: no im a guy, i dont wear a bra

 

Stranger: i meant good game bro

 

Stranger: very well played

 

Stranger: although its easy to do that over the internet anyway, esp. omegle

 

Stranger: *on omegle

 

You: yeh, i just got virtually raped by some fella from singapore, was fun

 

Stranger: haha wtf?

 

Stranger: story NAO

 

You: i saved the convo, 1 sec

 

You: Connecting to server...

 

blah blah

 

You: anyway, i have more morons like you to wind up, good day sir, and enjoy [bleep]ing up the space time continuum some more.

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

[Yes_Its_Ross]

Wow, you're a [bleep].

[angryjoe]

reported for abuse.

 

 

 

you are just jelous that you will never be anywhere near as funny as me. ;)

[flowerboy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hello. i'm 18/male/uk and horny... you?

 

You: im 18 and male and horny, lets go

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

thought that one was hilarious

[Maleficus1055]

Stranger: hi

 

You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

 

Stranger: ha

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

lame person d/c'd...

[ElkNight]

Stranger: hi

 

You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

 

Stranger: ha

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

lame person d/c'd...

 

Lmao, so awesome.

[Pirate_Felix]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

 

Stranger: ??

 

Stranger: ????????

 

You: ?_?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pinkbullet3]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HARRY?

You: It's Ron.

Stranger: but... IM ron o_O

You: Oh. : \ In that case...

You: YES. I'M HARRY. WHAT DO YOU NEED?

You: OR RATHER I SHOULD ASK, WHAT DO I NEED?

Stranger: okay, good.. i was looking for you everywhere

You: I NEED A SHAVE CUZ I'M...

You: Harry.

Stranger: HA.

Stranger: and i need to dye my hair brown..

Stranger: being a ginger is rough

You: Hot.

You: Gonna dye down there too?

You: *points*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MisterGreen]

Stranger: no asians please..

You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

Stranger: Lameeeee

Stranger: How old do you have to drag something up?

You: over 9000.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

My first time, over in less then a minute.

[ElkNight]

I am going to start using that Kanye meme, gonna see what people say.

I want to do it in class, but I'm afraid no one will get it.

 

 

"You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

Stranger: oh you

You: what

You: noi

You: I just got on

You: right now"

[Jehosaphat]

WE FINALLY KNOW!

Stranger: shave and a haircut

You: No.

You: HOW U MINE FISH?~?

Stranger: with dynomite ?

Stranger: idk

 

[Huta]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YO I KNOW YOU'RE STARTING A CHAT AND ALL AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY PREVIOUS CHAT WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME.

Stranger: hi

You: JUST SO YOU KNOW

Stranger: lol asl?

You: 19/m/usa

Stranger: 21/f/usa

You: what state?

Stranger: nj

Stranger: u

You: mi

Stranger: wat was ur last chat bout

You: pedobear

Stranger: pedobear ???

You: old friends from way back

You: my 9th birthday if i remember correctly

Stranger: thats cool

You: he's fuzzy

Stranger: im horny

You: i'm gay

You: pedobear did it to me

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stupid [bleep] didn't catch obvious troll

pedobear only likes the girls

[Lunar_Drifter]

[hide]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hello

Stranger: why do these biscuits taste like crap and air?

Stranger: oh well. how are you?

You: I do knot now

You: I am goodness.

You: How fair thee?

Stranger: im aright, thanks

You: That is great to hear.

You: How is your hair today?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: why?

You: Just a question I felt that needed to be inquired upon.

You: You come to a door. Open it?

Stranger: um, yeah

You: You open the door. There is a long hallway with two rooms on either side for a total of four rooms.

You: At the end of the hallway you can see stairs leading up.

Stranger: the first door on the right

You: The first door on the right is locked.

Stranger: the second door on the left

You: You approach the second door on the left. You can see light coming from under the threshold. The doorknob is dusty.

Stranger: i dont want to go in

Stranger: how about the other one on the right

You: The other door on the right is a different color than the rest of the doors. It has a lot of scratch marks on it, and there is a handprint near the bottom. There is no dust on the door knob.

Stranger: [cabbage], um.

Stranger: scratch marks made by hands, or something else?

You: You don't know how to make a distinction between scratch marks made by hands or by something else, but each set of scratches appear in sets of 4.

Stranger: hm

You: It would appear that the scratch marks were made by hands, by your uneducated assumption.

Stranger: ha, thanks. lets have a look at the other door

You: The last door has no scratch marks, and there is sun light coming from under the threshold. The door knob is dusty.

Stranger: is there a difference between the cunlight, and the ight coming from under the other door?

Stranger: light*

Stranger: sun*

You: The light coming from the second door on the left is artificial light, and the light from the first door on the left is sunlight.

Stranger: what are the stairs like

You: You approach the stairs, noting the boards beneath your feet screeching with every few steps. The stairs are in a somewhat fit state to be climbed, but you notice that a few of them have fallen through. You can see another door at the top of the stairs.

Stranger: the hand print on the other door, what was it in?

Stranger: paint, or just where the dust was removed?

You: the hand print was in dust.

Stranger: dragged, or pressed and then taken away?

You: The hand print is distinctly marked, and appears to not be dragged. It does appear, however, that the hand print was formed by grabbing at the door.

Stranger: i want to go through the artificial light door

You: You open the second door on the left, and see a lightbulb on the ceiling that is lit. You look around the room and see a bed, a dresser, and a closet.

Stranger: does it look safe/inhabited/abandoned?

You: The room is clearly abandoned. The bed is made, but it has dust and leaves on it. Looking up, you see a small hole in the ceiling which is where the leaves came from. There is dust everywhere, including the floor. Your feetprints seem to be the only recent disturbances of the dust.

Stranger: what now?

You: I'm just the narrator. I can't make decisions for you.

Stranger: can i just open all the doors, and look before i go through? haha

Stranger: or look through the keyholes

You: You are still in the second room on the left. There is a closet, which is closed, and the door you came through.

Stranger: im actually nervous here, but open the closet xD

You: You open the closet doors. You are startled as you see something rustle by your feet, but are relieved when you see that it is just a cockroach. There are clothes hanging in the closet, and they seem to have once belonged to a young girl.

Stranger: okay, the last door please

You: In the corner, you can see something glisten, reflecting the light from the light bulb.

You: You've already looked at all four doors and the stairs. Which door do you wish to enter?

Stranger: um

Stranger: ummm, wait, theres the room with a bed and stuff, a room with a closet, and a room with....?

You: The first room on the left has sunlight shining through the threshold. You are currently in the second room on the left, which has a bed, dresser, and closet. You've explored the closet in the first room, and noticed something shining in the corner. The first door on the right is locked, and the second door on the right has scratch marks on it. The stairs are at the end of the hallway.

Stranger: sorry ive taken so long to decide. ill go...

Stranger: just

Stranger: up the stairs

You: You head out of the second room on the right, closing the door behind you. As you approach the stairs, you notice that there are shoeprints leading up to the door at the top of the stairs. They are not yours, as you haven't gone up the stairs yet.

Stranger: okay...

You: Do you wish to climb the stairs and open the door?

Stranger: um

Stranger: okay

You: You begin climbing up the stairs, careful to test your step each time so you don't fall through one of the steps. You make it to the top of the stairs and reach toward the door. As you begin turning the handle, you hear something shuffle on the other side.

Stranger: i piss myself with fear and fall backwards down the stairs, would be what happens next, if it were me. but, lets go through anyway

You: You turn the knob the rest of the way and open the door, swinging it open. You see the shape of a person in the corner. It appears that they are curled up in a fetal position. They are sniffling. Looking around the room, you don't see anything else of interest.

Stranger: um

Stranger: ask them whats wrong?

You: You approach the person in the corner. You see that they have long hair, and are emaciated. It seems to be a girl, by what you can surmise. You come within five feet and ask them what is wrong. The girl stops sniffling and looks up at you in terror. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" she screams at you.

Stranger: ask em whats wrong then haha

You: (hold on.. I just got attacked by a cockroach for real. You can wait here if you want)

Stranger: ill wait haha

You: She stops screaming and stares at you. It appears that she thought you were someone else, possibly the person who put her in the room in the first place. She begins to sob and tells you that she just wants to go home.

Stranger: ask if those are her clothes down stairs

You: "Th-they used to be..." she mutters.

Stranger: what happened to them?

You: She looks up at you, staring intensly into your eyes. "Until.. until.. HE came.. and.." she looks away, sobbing some more. She obviously seems like she is in distress.

Stranger: um... get her clothes for her?

Stranger: or take her downstairs? i dont know, i just dont want to die.

Stranger: im taking this far too seriously

Stranger: haha

You: You start to walk away to get her clothes. As you turn away, she scoots a little closer to you, and whispers "don't leave me here alone.. he might come back."

Stranger: bring her along

You: You turn back around and ask her if she would like to come with you. She tells you that she was told to stay where she is, or else bad things would happen to her. You can sense fear in her voice as it quivers with each word.

Stranger: um

Stranger: shes safe now that shes with me?

You: By what she has said, it seems that she feels safe with you, but doesn't want to leave the spot.

Stranger: is there any thing ese in the room?

Stranger: else*

You: Upon entering the room, you did not notice anything that stood out. But, upon further investigation, you find that there is a table across the room with a small box on it.

Stranger: open the box

You: You walk across the room to open the box. As you reach for the small latch on the box, you feel something grab your ankle. You turn around and see the girl sprawled out on the floor, her small hand around your ankle. You are startled by how cold her hand is. She whispers "please... please, don't open it."

Stranger: whats inside?

You: You ask her what is inside, and she hesitates. It seems like she fears what is inside the box.

Stranger: ask if she wants you to take it out of the room to open it

You: You ask her if you should go outside of the room to open the box. She lets go of your ankle and begins to stand up. She seems to be weak, as if she has eaten in a while. As she stands, you notice the surprising paleness of her skin. As she finally stands up all the way, she looks in your eyes. She doesn't blink, doesn't look away. She stares deeper and deeper, and then tells you "open it. If you dare"

Stranger: i dare

You: You open the box. As you do, a light breeze comes through the room, although there are no open windows or holes in the roof. You look inside the box, and it is empty. You turn back around to see the girl, but she is no longer there. The breeze continues to flow throughout the room, and the room begins to get cold.

Stranger: go down stairs

You: You walk to the door you came through, but it slams quickly in your face. You try to turn the knob on the door, but it is locked shut.

Stranger: i want to close the box :|

You: You close the box, but the room continues to get colder, and the breeze turns into a strong wind. You look around for the source, but cannot find any.

Stranger: what can i do?

You: You notice a window over the table where the box is. The only other feature in the room is the door you came through which is locked. The window overlooks a tree in the yard. You are on the second floor of the house.

You: The room is growing colder.

Stranger: um

Stranger: is the tree close to the window

You: The tree is close to the window. One of the branches is nearly touching the side of the house next to the window. The room is continually growing colder, and the wind is picking up. Your hair is blowing violently in the wind, and you can see your breath.

Stranger: right, climb out of the window, and attempt climb across the branch?

You: You try to open the window, but it won't budge.

Stranger: throw the table through it?

You: You pick up the table. It is surprisingly light. You throw it at the window, shattering the glass. You take the box and clear out any remaining glass fragments.

You: The wind suddenly gushes faster through the open window.

Stranger: [cabbage] off. i dont know what to do, id have topped myself before now. haha

Stranger: um

You: You can hear someone clawing at the door you came through.

Stranger: well, i cant open it?

You: You can't open the door, but the clawing doesn't sound very friendly. The wind is growing stronger, and you have to lean into the wind in order to stay in place. Icicles are beginning to form around the window sill.

Stranger: right, the windows shattered, lets go through it?

You: You begin climbing through the window. It's hard to keep your balance, but you manage to make your way onto the window sill. It is about a 20ft drop to the ground, and there is a branch reaching out towards you. The clawing at the door is growing louder. You look back and see a claw coming through a large gash in the door.

Stranger: an animal?

You: The claw looks like it belongs to an animal, but there is loud grunting coming from behind the door that sound more humanlike than animallike.

Stranger: okay, keep climbing across/down the tree

You: You take your chances jumping for the tree. It's only a few feet out, but you have to jump into the wind, making it a little more difficult. The branch seems sturdy, so you go ahead and jump. You reach the tree, but don't catch your balance right away. You are hanging from the branch by your hands.

Stranger: okay, just like... shimmy across? or wrap your legs around it too, whichevers easier

You: You decide to swing your legs around the tree. As you do, you start to feel something creeping over your hand. You look towards your hands, and can see that the tree is growing over your hands at an alarming rate. You figure that if you don't act quickly, the tree will completely cover your hands and you won't be able to move.

Stranger: what can i do?

You: You can try to break free or drop to the ground. You look to the ground to see what's beneath you, and see some type of beast waiting below you on the ground. You notice the claws that were ripping at the door as belonging to this monster.

Stranger: break free then

You: You attempt to break free. You pull hard at your hands, holding your weight up by your legs which are wrapped around the tree. It is hard to get them detached, but do so after a few attempts, ripping most of the skin off your hands. The tree is now beginning to close over your legs.

Stranger: okay, lets drop to the ground

You: You risk jumping down to the beast below. As you fall, he rips and claws at the air. As you hit the ground, the beast begins to tear at your flesh, ripping you limb from limb.

You: GAME OVER.

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: -_-

You: :)

Stranger: what would have happened if i didnt open the box

You: I don't know. I just would have thought of another way to kill you.

You: I was thinking about having the girl eat you alive.

Stranger: well, im glad it was the beast then

You: Haha

You: Yea, you fed him well.

Stranger: i was thinking is this [bleep] gonna kill me

Stranger: when she was crying

Stranger: xD

You: yea.. that was an idea.

Stranger: i was considering this saying brag some of the broken glass and just end the game -______________-

Stranger: grab

Stranger: ever

You: haha

Stranger: even*

You: That would have worked

You: Except that your soul would have ended up in eternal limbo

You: tortured forever!

You: :)

Stranger: ha, funfunfun

You: Yep, thanks for playing along

Stranger: harsh, i heard some religious people say still borns and [cabbage] go to limbo

You: dang.

You: That's rough stuff

Stranger: haaarsh

You: alright well that's all for me.

You: HYT by the way?

Stranger: hyt? you must tell me what that is....

Stranger: haha

You: oh it's a greeting for people from a certain forum..

You: we've been on here recently.

You: but

You: Guess not.

You: I'm gonna head off now then.

You: You should do this story to someone else.

Stranger: okay, good game btw

You: Thanks, you were a good participant.

You: Adios!

Stranger: byeee

Stranger: oh, how old are you?

You: 19

You: ;)

Stranger: wink. haha the perviest look emoticon there is

Stranger: looking*

You: yep

You: so

You: i'll leave you with one

You: ;)

You have disconnected.

[/hide]

[Dizzle229]

Kinda racist, but it's kinda funny.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Apathy cries out from your lungs, indifference reeks of fiction; Time will tell how far you will go...

You: SUP IM BLACK

You: YOU CANT SEE ME UNLESS I SMILE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[deathdrow]

[spoiler=thegame]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: MORE LIKE LOLMEGLE

Stranger: hi

Stranger: lol wtf

Stranger: thats [bleep]ing awsome

Stranger: [bleep]

 

The conversation went for longer, I convinced him I was a girl who had cancer and who lived in an igloo and had a pet beaver. But I didn't want to post that.

[Skill_Caster]

Are we triplets? :shock:

 

Screw that. I think we're quadruplets.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

I have found my long last family, hooray!

 

Ugh, damn it. I was having an epic conversation, then I pulled my internet cord by accident, then I forgot to save it.

[Georgelemmons]

[hide=]Stranger: O

You: hyt?

Stranger: WTF ARE YOU SAYING?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

^ I had to close the window to get it to stop.[/hide]