The_Gabe Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: 4channer? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep]in serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! Stranger: they have AK-47 Stranger: they know how to be the realy terorists You: you must tell them that i am coming for them Stranger: ak47 [bleep]in [cabbage] You: if they question who i am You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!!!! Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep]ERS You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! You: :___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? 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??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: ok Stranger: whos ur friend You: dude, he likes you Stranger: [cabbage] man Stranger: i cant recognize what that is You: orly? Stranger: looks like big [rooster] You: y u so nub? You: same thing, essentially, actually. Stranger: OH [cabbage] Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: HEY You: WHAT? Stranger: WHEN D U ARRIVE Stranger: one of them saw me1! Stranger: [cabbage]! Stranger: hes coming right nwo! Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep]! Stranger: [bleep] THIS!@ Stranger: [cabbage] You: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Stranger: HE HAS [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!! Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA Stranger: BANG![/hide] Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestfrolic Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 [hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep] serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! Stranger: they have AK-47 Stranger: they know how to be the realy terorists You: you must tell them that i am coming for them Stranger: ak47 [bleep] [cabbage] You: if they question who i am You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!!!! Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep] You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! You: :___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? 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?????????????????________ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????__ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????_ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????_____????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????___??????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????_ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__??????????????___ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: ok Stranger: whos ur friend You: dude, he likes you Stranger: [cabbage] man Stranger: i cant recognize what that is You: orly? Stranger: looks like big [rooster] You: y u so nub? You: same thing, essentially, actually. Stranger: OH [cabbage] Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: HEY You: WHAT? Stranger: WHEN D U ARRIVE Stranger: one of them saw me1! Stranger: [cabbage]! Stranger: hes coming right nwo! Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep]! Stranger: [bleep] THIS!@ Stranger: [cabbage] You: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Stranger: HE HAS [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!! Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA Stranger: BANG![/hide] Now just imagine someone used Omegle to try to get help in a dire situation.. Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salad Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: mii mii mii Stranger: sii sii sii Stranger: lol Stranger: f*ck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: MLIA? You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":''-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ You: NO CAUSE IM A MOTHER [bleep]ING T REX@#!@! Stranger: You are now and forever my favorite piece of person. Stranger: I love you. You: :D Stranger: 8D Stranger: hug me? You: *hugs* Stranger: -hugsback- You: yaaay! Stranger: owo Stranger: We are most pleased :D I feel accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubol Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 You: I'm 80 You: I live in china You: and I'm male Stranger: well Stranger: [bleep] your Stranger: mom Stranger: hahah *disconnect* :lol: Signature by LittleboyRunescape and impatient people are like ying and yang, they exist as one, they need each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Met a few cool people on it; overall a nice concept. ^^ Trolling is by far the most fun, except when you meet the rare breed that understands the jokes. Then you both actually chat. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huta Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello random stranger Stranger: asl You: 18/m/usa Stranger: 17 f canada . You: oooooh baby you picked the right random stranger to talk to Stranger: :) You: i gonna make you feel soooo good You: you gonna be remembering this conversation for the next 9000 years Stranger: ha , and how are you gonna make this happen ? You: sweet talkin You: my tongue is made of pure silver and honey You: I am the king of charm You: the prince of slick You: and I'm giving you one wish You: what would you like me to do for you? Stranger: send me a pic Stranger: :) You: as you wish, my lady You: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/sc ... 1246569118 Stranger: ew You: That was not me, of course You: but you did not ask for my picture You: just "any picture" You: Would you like to see a picture of me? Stranger: yes You: Oh, but there's a problem You: you used your one free wish You: any further wishes have a price tag Stranger: what You: what would you like to give me in return? Stranger: what would you like? You: make me an offer Stranger: make me one You: tell me your deepest, darkest secret You: and I will tell you mine Stranger: well you see, last night i lost my virginity, and your the only one that knows .. Stranger: now your turn You: I am the only one who knows? You: How exactly does that happen? You: Did you kill the person you lost it to? You: I surely hope not You: that would be macabre Stranger: well obviously he knows, but i mean your the only one i told You: I see You: well a deal is a deal You: my deepest, darkest secret You: I have eaten a frog before Stranger: is ? You: alive You: you see You: I was taken captive recently You: by jealous people that envied my talents You: I escaped, obviously Stranger: k You: but I was forced to survive in the wild by myself Stranger: do u have a pic You: I do indeed Stranger: off u Stranger: ik You: Yes I do Stranger: can i see it Stranger: ? Stranger: :) You: You may, but there is yet one problem You: Everytime I show this picture to people You: they have a tendency to believe I am lieing You: I sincerely hope that will not be the case here You: =] Stranger: k Stranger: ha Stranger: :s You: Here is the link Stranger: sendit You: http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk14 ... astley.jpg Stranger: omfg You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU Stranger: [bleep] you homo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi ! You: hello Stranger: How was your day? You: terriffic Stranger: Tell me more ;D You: my boyfriend and i made out at the mall You: lots of people were watching too Stranger: Hihi ;3 You: it was pretty amazing Stranger: XDD You: had a big crowd there Stranger: Awesome :P You: security threw us out after a couple minutes You: [bleep]ing HOMOPHOBES Stranger: whoa wat You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. i have some [bleep]ing goldies from that site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonellama Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 #1 [hide=]You: ___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? 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??????__??????????????___ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: thats kool You: you like it? Stranger: ya u make that? You: Unfortunately I didn't You: this little character has been avoiding me for quite some time You: you see... 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'|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. *- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| .' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / . ... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . -- .''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*- .*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^- ....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_ .-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_ ..-^*'';;;;;;;;| *- . . . . . . . . . . . -*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^- -^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;| . .*- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~- -^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; You: And "P. Bear," so they call him, has been fondling little children nation-wide for years You: just when I think i have him cornered, he escapes Stranger: haha Stranger: sweet Stranger: wanna talk [cabbage] call 321-749-5024 Stranger: block ure number You: I digress sir, I do not wish to talk such things with you You: unless of course you have credible information regarding the suspect in question Stranger: she threw a brick at my car Stranger: n shattered my windshild You: by "threw" do you mean "inserted?" You: and by "brick" do you mean "Penis" You: and by "car" do you mean "innocent 11-year old?" You: and by "shattered windshield" do you mean "CAME BUCKETS?" Stranger: for chan? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] #2 [hide=]Stranger: hi Stranger: hello? You: hey there! You: Sorry about that, my cat wouldn't shut up Stranger: ah. Stranger: i have 2 cats but they are leaving me alone right now You: Haha good to hear! You: Hey like they say, "'nothin a gun can't fix right?" haha Stranger: no Stranger: i love my cats You: Well obviously they are lacking in character! You: brb cleaning up my cat's character off the wall Stranger: oh no Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestfrolic Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 The last few ones were great haha. Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahvo Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi You: you like waffles? Stranger: it's a strange question Stranger: why? You: just answer the DAMN QUESTION! Stranger: yes I like Stranger: [cabbage] You: [bleep] YOU I HATE WAFFLES![/hide] [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: m/f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: m/f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Seems like everyone on there are just horny guys who want to cyber.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 #1 [hide=]You: ___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ __________???????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ __________???????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ________?????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _______??????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????__ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????_ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????_____????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????___??????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????_ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__??????????????___ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: thats kool You: you like it? Stranger: ya u make that? You: Unfortunately I didn't You: this little character has been avoiding me for quite some time You: you see... You: .-^*''''*^~^*'''*^- .-^*''::::::::::-~-~-*--^*~~- ..-^*''::::-::::-~~-::~-::::/:::-~^:*^- .-*':::::::::-^*::-:::~-::-:::::/::-~:::::' .../::::::::-~^^::::^~-:*-::::-*-/:::::::::::-::' ../::::::::/::-~~-::-::':-*' . . . . *-::::-~^:: .|::::::::~~-____-~^* . . . . . . . . *-:::::::- .|:::::-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'::::^-:- .|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-:'| ..:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :::~- ::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .:::::::-' .*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -~~~~- . . .'::::/ /''' ...-| . -~~~~- . . . . -*-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . :/ / . | | ...'| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*- . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .*- '| .....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./ ...'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ...| . . . . . . .- ' . . . .*^ . . . . . . .. . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. *- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| .' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / . ... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . -- .''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*- .*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^- ....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_ .-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_ ..-^*'';;;;;;;;| *- . . . . . . . . . . . -*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^- -^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;| . .*- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~- -^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; You: And "P. Bear," so they call him, has been fondling little children nation-wide for years You: just when I think i have him cornered, he escapes Stranger: haha Stranger: sweet Stranger: wanna talk [cabbage] call 321-749-5024 Stranger: block ure number You: I digress sir, I do not wish to talk such things with you You: unless of course you have credible information regarding the suspect in question Stranger: she threw a brick at my car Stranger: n shattered my windshild You: by "threw" do you mean "inserted?" You: and by "brick" do you mean "Penis" You: and by "car" do you mean "innocent 11-year old?" You: and by "shattered windshield" do you mean "CAME BUCKETS?" Stranger: for chan? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] #2 [hide=]Stranger: hi Stranger: hello? You: hey there! You: Sorry about that, my cat wouldn't shut up Stranger: ah. Stranger: i have 2 cats but they are leaving me alone right now You: Haha good to hear! You: Hey like they say, "'nothin a gun can't fix right?" haha Stranger: no Stranger: i love my cats You: Well obviously they are lacking in character! You: brb cleaning up my cat's character off the wall Stranger: oh no Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Wow, I lol'd at both. Nice job. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! 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gauper_kid Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH ME You: R U IGNORING ME Stranger: no im not Stranger: =D Stranger: im meeting that intresting guy 4 first time =d You: DO I KNOW U Stranger: dont think so Stranger: =D You: YAH I DO You: DONT EFFING LIE 2 ME Stranger: =D Stranger: i wont Stranger: =) You: I JUST TRACED UR IP Stranger: ok Stranger: =] You: IM COMING TO UR HOUSE PERV Stranger: hahaha Stranger: maybe Stranger: when u come Stranger: i can Stranger: present Stranger: u to my Stranger: grandson Stranger: he will cut ur head with pleasure ^_^ You: DONT EXPET 2 WAK UP 2MARRO Stranger: hahaha You: U HAV GRANDSON Stranger: yes i do You: HOW OLD R U Stranger: DONTU KNOW WHO I AM Stranger: ???? Stranger: I AM THE LEET KING Stranger: U FACKING SCRUBNUB Stranger: IM THE BEST You: Don't talk in all caps, its annoying. You have disconnected.[/hide] Haven't had any very good ones yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahvo Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt You: hey Stranger: cyber sex Stranger: ? You: nah You: nice conversation? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: girl ? You: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] 2 in a row EDIT: 3! [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt Stranger: horny girl_? You: hey You: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] omg win conversation [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS! Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LABND You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: THE POWAH THATS INSIDE Stranger: POKEMON! You: YOU, SIR ARE WIN You: so You: i love you Stranger: Thank you, thank you. You: teamwork You: virtual high five Stranger: virtual high five is returned! You: [bleep] YES! Stranger: It is time for me to return to my quest You: okay You: good bye young knight! Stranger: Farwell, young padawan. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I tried starting a convo with "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST" to try and provoke the poke theme song. 1/5 didn't get the joke. The other 4/5 said the second line wrong. I cried on the inside. I found a Phoenix Wright ASCii pic. I can't find it again though :( Points to whoever has better google skills than me. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 YAY POKEYMANS. [hide=]You: I PLAY POKEMON Stranger: ME TOO Stranger: LETS BE FRIENDS You: PERV You: UR PROBLY 50 You: DO U HAVE SHINNY CHARZARD Stranger: i am no perv thank you very much Stranger: and i do not have shinny charzard You: THEN WHAT U HAV Stranger: i bet YOUR the nasty pervert You: IM NOT PERV You: I LIKE POKEMON Stranger: YES YOU ARE You: NO YOUR! Stranger: ONLY PERVS LIEK POKEMON Stranger: I LIED Stranger: I HATE POKEMON You: PERV Stranger: CRAZY POKEMON [bleep]ER You: WHAT DOS TEH SCANER SAY ABOT HIS POWER LEVL!! Stranger: WhAT THE [bleep]K Stranger: YOURE CARAZY. You: SCANER CANT SAY WAHT THE [bleep] You: SAY SOMTHIN You: NAO You: OR ELS You: ILL KILL UR DOG WITH A JELLY ROLL You: wHO WAS FONE? You: STOP SPAMMING You: NAO You: OR ELS Stranger: OR ELSE WHAT Stranger: I BET YOULL EAT MY DOG You: ILL KILL UR DOG WIT A JELY ROLL You: I LIEK POKEMON Stranger: YOUR GAY Stranger: [bleep]GITS LIKE POKEMON You: WHATS GAY You: MEAN Stranger: LOVE YOU. You: GAY MEANS LOVE YOU? Stranger: NO I WAS BEING NICE Stranger: DUH Stranger: YOU CALLED ME MEAN You: WHAT GAY MEAN You: WHAT GAY MEAN! You: WHAT GAY MEAN!!! Stranger: IT MEANS YOUR A STUPID [developmentally delayed] WHO LIKE POKEMON You: YOUR LIKE POKEOMAN! You: YOUR LIKE DIGIMON GAY Stranger: FINE THEN> Stranger: I DONT CARE> Stranger: IM BETTER THAN YOU. You: NO ONE BETTER THAN ME You: HOW U BETTR THEN ME Stranger: I AM GOD Stranger: IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE You: NO YOUR NOT Stranger: YES I AM You: NO Stranger: YES You: NO Stranger: YES You: NO Stranger: YES YES YES YES Stranger: YES Stranger: YES You: NONONONONONONONONO Stranger: I AM JESUS You: NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO You: JESUS IS POKEOMAN? You: THROW POKABALL Stranger: I SAID I AM NO POKEMON Stranger: I AM GOD You: WHAT GOD EVOLV 2? You: WHAT TYP R HE You: U NEED MASTR BALL You: ? Stranger: GOD SAYS YOU CRAZY You: O W8 Stranger: YOU PRAY TO JESUS Stranger: GOODBYE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I've had a few conversations where I've started the pokemon song, but no one has done a duet with me yet. I did have a guy start doing the team rocket motto/intro thing though, so that was awesome. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahvo Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Caterpie appears! Stranger: Trainer Stranger used an Ultra Ball! You: it shakes... You: it shakes... You: it shakes.... You: you've caught Caterpie. You: give him a nickname? Stranger: Toby You: Congratulations! Stranger: I'm so going to go put him in daycare now. You: get him to a butterfree eh? Stranger: No. You: Metapod? Stranger: Yeah. You: Metapod is cool You: yeah Stranger: A level 100 Metapod. Stranger: That would be hella annoying. You: yeah You: i can see it now You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "He's invincible, just give up!" Stranger: Pretty much. You: heh heh You: well, farewell sweet prince! You: *rides off into the sunset Stranger: Au revoire! You have disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]You: This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time) It's Tricky is the title, here we go... Stranger: hey there You: It's tricky to rock around! Stranger: hahaha oh lord. You: Well, rock a rhyme. You: ...Rock a rhyme that's right on time. You: .............. You: It's tricky. Stranger: I met this little girly, her hair was kinda curly. went to her house and bust her out I had to leave real early Stranger: :P Stranger: These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me, Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy" You: You're good. Stranger: haha. :) You: But - You: Mary, Mary You: Why you buggin? Stranger: o.o[/hide] Run-D.M.C isn't as popular any more. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahvo Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A Wild Charmander appears! Stranger: hiya Stranger: Squirtle GO! You: Charmander uses fire blast You: its ineffective Stranger: Squirtle uses Inappropriate Shoulder Rub You: Charmander is seduced You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: Squirtle slowly takes his shell off You: Charmander lays out a blanket Stranger: Squritle saunters over to Charmander and lightly pecks him on the cheek You: Charmander likes it Stranger: Squirtle USES HYDRO PUMP! Stranger: [bleep]ing owned [bleep] now gimme some money You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: and a pokeball You: YOU MESSED IT UP! You have disconnected.[/hide] I LOVE OMEGLE Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have 0 imagination, so i'm stealing your pokemon thing : Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huta Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide] do you even know what your sig says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide] do you even know what your sig says? Pretty sure he knows what's in his siggy. Yeah I know it's from /b/. Not sure if he does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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