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August 21, 200916 yr [hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep]in serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! 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Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep]ERS You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! 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August 21, 200916 yr Author [hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep] serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! 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Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep] You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! 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?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: ok Stranger: whos ur friend You: dude, he likes you Stranger: [cabbage] man Stranger: i cant recognize what that is You: orly? Stranger: looks like big [rooster] You: y u so nub? You: same thing, essentially, actually. Stranger: OH [cabbage] Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: HEY You: WHAT? Stranger: WHEN D U ARRIVE Stranger: one of them saw me1! Stranger: [cabbage]! Stranger: hes coming right nwo! Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep]! Stranger: [bleep] THIS!@ Stranger: [cabbage] You: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Stranger: HE HAS [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!! Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA Stranger: BANG![/hide] Now just imagine someone used Omegle to try to get help in a dire situation.. Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..
August 21, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: mii mii mii Stranger: sii sii sii Stranger: lol Stranger: f*ck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] ...
August 21, 200916 yr Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: MLIA? You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":''-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ You: NO CAUSE IM A MOTHER [bleep]ING T REX@#!@! Stranger: You are now and forever my favorite piece of person. Stranger: I love you. You: :D Stranger: 8D Stranger: hug me? You: *hugs* Stranger: -hugsback- You: yaaay! Stranger: owo Stranger: We are most pleased :D I feel accomplished.
August 22, 200916 yr You: I'm 80 You: I live in china You: and I'm male Stranger: well Stranger: [bleep] your Stranger: mom Stranger: hahah *disconnect* :lol: Signature by LittleboyRunescape and impatient people are like ying and yang, they exist as one, they need each other
August 22, 200916 yr Met a few cool people on it; overall a nice concept. ^^ Trolling is by far the most fun, except when you meet the rare breed that understands the jokes. Then you both actually chat. :thumbup:
August 23, 200916 yr Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello random stranger Stranger: asl You: 18/m/usa Stranger: 17 f canada . You: oooooh baby you picked the right random stranger to talk to Stranger: :) You: i gonna make you feel soooo good You: you gonna be remembering this conversation for the next 9000 years Stranger: ha , and how are you gonna make this happen ? You: sweet talkin You: my tongue is made of pure silver and honey You: I am the king of charm You: the prince of slick You: and I'm giving you one wish You: what would you like me to do for you? Stranger: send me a pic Stranger: :) You: as you wish, my lady You: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/sc ... 1246569118 Stranger: ew You: That was not me, of course You: but you did not ask for my picture You: just "any picture" You: Would you like to see a picture of me? Stranger: yes You: Oh, but there's a problem You: you used your one free wish You: any further wishes have a price tag Stranger: what You: what would you like to give me in return? Stranger: what would you like? You: make me an offer Stranger: make me one You: tell me your deepest, darkest secret You: and I will tell you mine Stranger: well you see, last night i lost my virginity, and your the only one that knows .. Stranger: now your turn You: I am the only one who knows? You: How exactly does that happen? You: Did you kill the person you lost it to? You: I surely hope not You: that would be macabre Stranger: well obviously he knows, but i mean your the only one i told You: I see You: well a deal is a deal You: my deepest, darkest secret You: I have eaten a frog before Stranger: is ? You: alive You: you see You: I was taken captive recently You: by jealous people that envied my talents You: I escaped, obviously Stranger: k You: but I was forced to survive in the wild by myself Stranger: do u have a pic You: I do indeed Stranger: off u Stranger: ik You: Yes I do Stranger: can i see it Stranger: ? Stranger: :) You: You may, but there is yet one problem You: Everytime I show this picture to people You: they have a tendency to believe I am lieing You: I sincerely hope that will not be the case here You: =] Stranger: k Stranger: ha Stranger: :s You: Here is the link Stranger: sendit You: http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk14 ... astley.jpg Stranger: omfg You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU Stranger: [bleep] you homo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi ! You: hello Stranger: How was your day? You: terriffic Stranger: Tell me more ;D You: my boyfriend and i made out at the mall You: lots of people were watching too Stranger: Hihi ;3 You: it was pretty amazing Stranger: XDD You: had a big crowd there Stranger: Awesome :P You: security threw us out after a couple minutes You: [bleep]ing HOMOPHOBES Stranger: whoa wat You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. i have some [bleep]ing goldies from that site.
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Stranger: ya u make that? You: Unfortunately I didn't You: this little character has been avoiding me for quite some time You: you see... 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'|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. *- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| .' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / . ... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . -- .''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*- .*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^- ....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_ .-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_ ..-^*'';;;;;;;;| *- . . . . . . . . . . . -*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^- -^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;| . .*- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~- -^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; You: And "P. Bear," so they call him, has been fondling little children nation-wide for years You: just when I think i have him cornered, he escapes Stranger: haha Stranger: sweet Stranger: wanna talk [cabbage] call 321-749-5024 Stranger: block ure number You: I digress sir, I do not wish to talk such things with you You: unless of course you have credible information regarding the suspect in question Stranger: she threw a brick at my car Stranger: n shattered my windshild You: by "threw" do you mean "inserted?" You: and by "brick" do you mean "Penis" You: and by "car" do you mean "innocent 11-year old?" You: and by "shattered windshield" do you mean "CAME BUCKETS?" Stranger: for chan? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] #2 [hide=]Stranger: hi Stranger: hello? You: hey there! You: Sorry about that, my cat wouldn't shut up Stranger: ah. Stranger: i have 2 cats but they are leaving me alone right now You: Haha good to hear! You: Hey like they say, "'nothin a gun can't fix right?" haha Stranger: no Stranger: i love my cats You: Well obviously they are lacking in character! You: brb cleaning up my cat's character off the wall Stranger: oh no Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]
August 23, 200916 yr Author The last few ones were great haha. Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..
August 23, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi You: you like waffles? Stranger: it's a strange question Stranger: why? You: just answer the DAMN QUESTION! Stranger: yes I like Stranger: [cabbage] You: [bleep] YOU I HATE WAFFLES![/hide] [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: m/f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers.
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: m/f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Seems like everyone on there are just horny guys who want to cyber....
August 24, 200916 yr #1 [hide=]You: ___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? 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Stranger: ya u make that? You: Unfortunately I didn't You: this little character has been avoiding me for quite some time You: you see... 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'|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. *- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| .' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / . ... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . -- .''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*- .*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^- ....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_ .-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_ ..-^*'';;;;;;;;| *- . . . . . . . . . . . -*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^- -^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;| . .*- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~- -^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; You: And "P. Bear," so they call him, has been fondling little children nation-wide for years You: just when I think i have him cornered, he escapes Stranger: haha Stranger: sweet Stranger: wanna talk [cabbage] call 321-749-5024 Stranger: block ure number You: I digress sir, I do not wish to talk such things with you You: unless of course you have credible information regarding the suspect in question Stranger: she threw a brick at my car Stranger: n shattered my windshild You: by "threw" do you mean "inserted?" You: and by "brick" do you mean "Penis" You: and by "car" do you mean "innocent 11-year old?" You: and by "shattered windshield" do you mean "CAME BUCKETS?" Stranger: for chan? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] #2 [hide=]Stranger: hi Stranger: hello? You: hey there! You: Sorry about that, my cat wouldn't shut up Stranger: ah. Stranger: i have 2 cats but they are leaving me alone right now You: Haha good to hear! You: Hey like they say, "'nothin a gun can't fix right?" haha Stranger: no Stranger: i love my cats You: Well obviously they are lacking in character! You: brb cleaning up my cat's character off the wall Stranger: oh no Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Wow, I lol'd at both. Nice job. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION WITH ME You: R U IGNORING ME Stranger: no im not Stranger: =D Stranger: im meeting that intresting guy 4 first time =d You: DO I KNOW U Stranger: dont think so Stranger: =D You: YAH I DO You: DONT EFFING LIE 2 ME Stranger: =D Stranger: i wont Stranger: =) You: I JUST TRACED UR IP Stranger: ok Stranger: =] You: IM COMING TO UR HOUSE PERV Stranger: hahaha Stranger: maybe Stranger: when u come Stranger: i can Stranger: present Stranger: u to my Stranger: grandson Stranger: he will cut ur head with pleasure ^_^ You: DONT EXPET 2 WAK UP 2MARRO Stranger: hahaha You: U HAV GRANDSON Stranger: yes i do You: HOW OLD R U Stranger: DONTU KNOW WHO I AM Stranger: ???? Stranger: I AM THE LEET KING Stranger: U FACKING SCRUBNUB Stranger: IM THE BEST You: Don't talk in all caps, its annoying. You have disconnected.[/hide] Haven't had any very good ones yet.
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt You: hey Stranger: cyber sex Stranger: ? You: nah You: nice conversation? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: girl ? You: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] 2 in a row EDIT: 3! [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hyt Stranger: horny girl_? You: hey You: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] omg win conversation [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS! Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LABND You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: THE POWAH THATS INSIDE Stranger: POKEMON! You: YOU, SIR ARE WIN You: so You: i love you Stranger: Thank you, thank you. You: teamwork You: virtual high five Stranger: virtual high five is returned! You: [bleep] YES! Stranger: It is time for me to return to my quest You: okay You: good bye young knight! Stranger: Farwell, young padawan. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers.
August 24, 200916 yr I tried starting a convo with "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST" to try and provoke the poke theme song. 1/5 didn't get the joke. The other 4/5 said the second line wrong. I cried on the inside. I found a Phoenix Wright ASCii pic. I can't find it again though :( Points to whoever has better google skills than me. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
August 24, 200916 yr YAY POKEYMANS. [hide=]You: I PLAY POKEMON Stranger: ME TOO Stranger: LETS BE FRIENDS You: PERV You: UR PROBLY 50 You: DO U HAVE SHINNY CHARZARD Stranger: i am no perv thank you very much Stranger: and i do not have shinny charzard You: THEN WHAT U HAV Stranger: i bet YOUR the nasty pervert You: IM NOT PERV You: I LIKE POKEMON Stranger: YES YOU ARE You: NO YOUR! Stranger: ONLY PERVS LIEK POKEMON Stranger: I LIED Stranger: I HATE POKEMON You: PERV Stranger: CRAZY POKEMON [bleep]ER You: WHAT DOS TEH SCANER SAY ABOT HIS POWER LEVL!! Stranger: WhAT THE [bleep]K Stranger: YOURE CARAZY. You: SCANER CANT SAY WAHT THE [bleep] You: SAY SOMTHIN You: NAO You: OR ELS You: ILL KILL UR DOG WITH A JELLY ROLL You: wHO WAS FONE? You: STOP SPAMMING You: NAO You: OR ELS Stranger: OR ELSE WHAT Stranger: I BET YOULL EAT MY DOG You: ILL KILL UR DOG WIT A JELY ROLL You: I LIEK POKEMON Stranger: YOUR GAY Stranger: [bleep]GITS LIKE POKEMON You: WHATS GAY You: MEAN Stranger: LOVE YOU. You: GAY MEANS LOVE YOU? Stranger: NO I WAS BEING NICE Stranger: DUH Stranger: YOU CALLED ME MEAN You: WHAT GAY MEAN You: WHAT GAY MEAN! You: WHAT GAY MEAN!!! Stranger: IT MEANS YOUR A STUPID [developmentally delayed] WHO LIKE POKEMON You: YOUR LIKE POKEOMAN! You: YOUR LIKE DIGIMON GAY Stranger: FINE THEN> Stranger: I DONT CARE> Stranger: IM BETTER THAN YOU. You: NO ONE BETTER THAN ME You: HOW U BETTR THEN ME Stranger: I AM GOD Stranger: IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE You: NO YOUR NOT Stranger: YES I AM You: NO Stranger: YES You: NO Stranger: YES You: NO Stranger: YES YES YES YES Stranger: YES Stranger: YES You: NONONONONONONONONO Stranger: I AM JESUS You: NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONONO You: JESUS IS POKEOMAN? You: THROW POKABALL Stranger: I SAID I AM NO POKEMON Stranger: I AM GOD You: WHAT GOD EVOLV 2? You: WHAT TYP R HE You: U NEED MASTR BALL You: ? Stranger: GOD SAYS YOU CRAZY You: O W8 Stranger: YOU PRAY TO JESUS Stranger: GOODBYE[/hide]
August 24, 200916 yr I've had a few conversations where I've started the pokemon song, but no one has done a duet with me yet. I did have a guy start doing the team rocket motto/intro thing though, so that was awesome. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them!
August 24, 200916 yr THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide]
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Caterpie appears! Stranger: Trainer Stranger used an Ultra Ball! You: it shakes... You: it shakes... You: it shakes.... You: you've caught Caterpie. You: give him a nickname? Stranger: Toby You: Congratulations! Stranger: I'm so going to go put him in daycare now. You: get him to a butterfree eh? Stranger: No. You: Metapod? Stranger: Yeah. You: Metapod is cool You: yeah Stranger: A level 100 Metapod. Stranger: That would be hella annoying. You: yeah You: i can see it now You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "Toby uses Harden" You: "He's invincible, just give up!" Stranger: Pretty much. You: heh heh You: well, farewell sweet prince! You: *rides off into the sunset Stranger: Au revoire! You have disconnected.[/hide] Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers.
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]You: This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time) It's Tricky is the title, here we go... Stranger: hey there You: It's tricky to rock around! Stranger: hahaha oh lord. You: Well, rock a rhyme. You: ...Rock a rhyme that's right on time. You: .............. You: It's tricky. Stranger: I met this little girly, her hair was kinda curly. went to her house and bust her out I had to leave real early Stranger: :P Stranger: These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me, Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy" You: You're good. Stranger: haha. :) You: But - You: Mary, Mary You: Why you buggin? Stranger: o.o[/hide] Run-D.M.C isn't as popular any more. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
August 24, 200916 yr [hide=]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A Wild Charmander appears! Stranger: hiya Stranger: Squirtle GO! You: Charmander uses fire blast You: its ineffective Stranger: Squirtle uses Inappropriate Shoulder Rub You: Charmander is seduced You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: Squirtle slowly takes his shell off You: Charmander lays out a blanket Stranger: Squritle saunters over to Charmander and lightly pecks him on the cheek You: Charmander likes it Stranger: Squirtle USES HYDRO PUMP! Stranger: [bleep]ing owned [bleep] now gimme some money You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: and a pokeball You: YOU MESSED IT UP! You have disconnected.[/hide] I LOVE OMEGLE Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers.
August 24, 200916 yr I have 0 imagination, so i'm stealing your pokemon thing : Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
August 24, 200916 yr THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide] do you even know what your sig says?
August 24, 200916 yr THAR YA GO. sorry, i'm starting to get used to typing in all caps [hide=]Stranger: demilovato69 You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REQUEST You: TO TRAIN THE IS MY CAUSE Stranger: LOL <3 Stranger: ILY You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: THESE POKEMON You: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON! Stranger: GOTA CATCH EMA LL You: YOU KNOW ITS MY DESTINY You: OH YOUR MY BEST FREND Stranger: <3 You: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND Stranger: so good You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: made my night Stranger: thank you for that, You: OUR HEARTS SO TRUE You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRU Stranger: lol ok Stranger: byebye <3 You: YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU[/hide] do you even know what your sig says? Pretty sure he knows what's in his siggy. Yeah I know it's from /b/. Not sure if he does though.
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