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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

You: DO you play World of warcraft? Because I would love to raid your dungeon.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: haha

You: no seriously

You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: the game

Stranger: ?

You: you just lost it

Stranger: what are you talking about?

You: http://ui22.gamespot.com/1429/thegame_2.jpg

Stranger: it is silly

You: no it isnt

Stranger: it is!

You: ISNT

You: I TYPED IN CAPS FIRST SO I WON THE ARGUMENT

Stranger: that is ridicule

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi there.

You: Hyt.

Stranger: wat's that

You: Ignore that.

Stranger: no

Stranger: tell me

You: No, never. It's a secret, and you can't be a part of it!

Stranger: [bleep] u

 

:cry:

 

Edit:

 

Been in a conversation now for over 30 minutes, some trolling at the beginning but now we're cool. Shame we'll probably never speak again. :sad:

RIP Michaelangelopolous

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You: Hyt.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 43/both/right behind you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Now I know "asl" won't piss me off as much.

 

Here's another one:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: Hyt.

You: w.

You: Why the random letter, by the way?

Stranger: wht

You: You said "hi" and then "m."

You: What's the m?

Stranger: male

You: "Male" isn't usually used as a greeting.

You: You're an odd one.

Stranger: no

You: Yes.

Stranger: yaaaaa

You: Noooo.

Stranger: ok ur name pls

You: My name? Rage.

You: No, seriously.

You: That's my name.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ru hot

You: Yes. Would you like a picture?

Stranger: yup

You: [PICTURE]

Stranger: great

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: nude one pls

You: One sec, I have a lot.

You: Let me find a good one.

Stranger: k

Stranger: wht happen

You: Sorry, I can't find one...

You: One sec.

Stranger: one sec over

You: Hmm.

Stranger: send pls

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

You: Working on it.

Stranger: ok

You: [PICTURE]

You: You like?

Stranger: great yaar

You: Thank you.

Stranger: k

You: I'm going to leave and show this conversation to everyone. I'm a guy, by the way.

You have disconnected.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE] The person whom you are talking to has been identified as an animal sex offender in the state of California. Please be cautious when giving out personal information.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Connection Asploded

 

Heh random..

Did that really happen?

Yeah... I'm not sure how.

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Here's my convo.

 

Me - yo

 

Stranger - ey

 

Me - i like tacos

 

Stranger - i like your mom's tacos

 

Me - perv

 

Me - -.-

 

Stranger - aren't we all?

 

Me - ima go play pokemon bye

 

*disconnects*

 

Fun, fun. :P

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I saw this and thought it was really awesome.

:XD: Thats awesome.

Wow, that guy's GOOD at throwing a joke back at ya. Awesome!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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I'm fairly certain that that's a pre-existing joke that someone had the pleasure of throwing out over Omegle and getting an actual return.

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damn koreans!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: heloo

Stranger: asl?

You: 16 m aus

You: you?

Stranger: 17 F korea

You: lolz, korea :) great english

Stranger: lolz?

You: laugh out loud with a z

Stranger: can you english very well?

You: my eat pie

You: goodbye

 

another one

You: hi

Stranger: im horny

You: thats nice, how long are your horns

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I never use Omegle, and judging by the types of conversations that you guys posted, they tell me to never go on that site. Ever.

 

Seriously, things like that is a waste of time. I would much rather chat on places with less idiots.

 

Btw, please don't flame me, I'm just putting my opinion out there.

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ive had some funny convo

s on omegle lmao

May I ask, what was the conversation?

 

Don't spam pointless posts like these, please.

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Okay, I had a long chat with this dude and I might actually meet him on RuneScape lol. :P

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: i like tacos

Stranger: awesome!

Stranger: i like chocolate milk

You: :o

You: chocolate milk is cool

Stranger: yes it is

Stranger: but it doesnt go well with tacos

You: chocolate tacos :D

Stranger: coincidentalilly, i like tacos also

Stranger: OOOOH! GENIOUS!

You: lol

Stranger: i think they actually have those though

You: tbh that would be eew

Stranger: theyre ice cream tacos

You: o lol

You: well that sounds good

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it is

You: ice cream snadwiches = ice cream tacos O_O

Stranger: yeah, next theyre gonna come out with ice cream hogies

You: and ice cream... uhh... chips

Stranger: or ice cream corn dogs

You: lol ew

Stranger: eeeeew

Stranger: soooo... where you from?

You: america

Stranger: yay

Stranger: me too

You: wewt :D

Stranger: but... north or south?

You: south

Stranger: south america?

You: north america lol

Stranger: make up your mind!

Stranger: south north america

You: i live in the south part of north america :P

Stranger: aaaalright

Stranger: i gotcha

You: where you live?

Stranger: alabama :D

You: oh nice

Stranger: yeah i was just jerking you around

You: im 14 and you? lol

Stranger: im not that dumb :P

Stranger: 16

You: haha

You: okay cool.

Stranger: bum be dum...

Stranger: boooooooored.

You: u watchin football?

Stranger: nnnnope

Stranger: whos playing?

You: steelers :D

Stranger: ah, im more into college football

You: np lol

You: i dont usually watch college

Stranger: lol, i really dont have a choice

Stranger: my whole family is hardore alabama fans

You: cool

You: u boy or girl?

Stranger: im not a boy

Stranger: IM A MAAAAAN.

Stranger: :P

You: im a boy :D

Stranger: oh come on

Stranger: dont short change yourself

Stranger: be a man!

You: okay im a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@n

Stranger: 0.0

Stranger: dang

You: lol

Stranger: you are a man

You: ikr?

Stranger: huh?

You: i know right

Stranger: ah

Stranger: you kids and your jive talk...

You: lol

You: i just play runescape all day its not my fault >_>

Stranger: aaah, runescape!

Stranger: i havent played that in ages

Stranger: good game

You: i havent played that in hours XD

Stranger: got tired of it though

You: im bout to get 99 cooking :o

Stranger: wow!

Stranger: impressive!

You: haha... ty

Stranger: but hey, i need to go mow the lawn

You: okay

You: bye?

Stranger: yeah bye

You: cya

Stranger: but before you go

You: nice talking

Stranger: add me as a friend on runescape!

You: :o

You: k

Stranger: i might get on

You: name?

Stranger: bj patriot

You: im Cy The tOast btw

You: Cy The Toast

Stranger: cool!

You: :P

Stranger: alright, see you later then!

You: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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[hide]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'ma 21 years old guy from spain

Stranger: if u wanna disconnect, jsut do it now

You: THIS IS A HURRICANE RWARNING

You: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

You: *loud wind noises*

You: OMG

Stranger: oh my good!

Stranger: we're all gonna die!

You: GET UNDERGROUND!

You: wishh

You: swashhh

You: crack

You: OH NOT A TREE FELL

You: ON MY HOUSE

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA

You: WHICH IS WHERE I LIVE

You: AND SLEEP

Stranger: nobody face the power of Mighty Thor!!

You: AND EAT

You: OH NO

You: *rain noises*

You: AHH ITS A FLOOD

Stranger: for Asgard!!

You: FLOOD AS IN WATER NOT AS IN HALO ALIENS

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: I CANT SWI<

You: SWIM

Stranger: halo aliens?

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: what's ur gamertag?

You: NO

Stranger: hahaha

You: MY GAMERTAG?

You: THERE ARE MORE IMPORATNT THINGS AT HAND

You: LIKE THIS HURRICANE

Stranger: could u just stop screaming like a little girl, `please

Stranger: you're embarrasing yourself

You: *little girls screaming*

You: OH MY GOD MY DAUGHTERS

You: !

Stranger: hahahaha

You: THE HURRICANE, IT HASTAKEN THEM!

Stranger: u couldn't save the cheerleader,

You: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Stranger: imean, your daughter

You: well one of my daughters was a [bleep] so idc about her

You: BUT THE OTHER ON!OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: hey, don't say that about ur daughter

Stranger: she wasn't a [bleep]

You: well its true

You: no she was

Stranger: we were in love!!

You: well this is awkward

You: ur sure ur name isnt jubilee

Stranger: no, it isn't

Stranger: i'm Logan

You: ih

You: HAHAHAHA

You: UR PARENTS NAMED U LOGAN

You: OH NO THE WIND

Stranger: hey, it's a cool name for a mut....human

You: IT IS TOO STRONG

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Oh haha, that made me laugh so much. :P

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¸**¸ ..::;;; *¸ *,¸¸,* . ,¸¸¸,* ./¥\àêr õ árçâm *,¸¸¸, . *,¸¸,* .¸* ;;;::.. ¸**¸

*,¸¸,* .. *¸ ..::;;; *¸ **¸ .. Mäý hê õåêr ôvêñ bë wïh ÿõµ .. ¸** ¸* ;;;::.. ¸* .. *,¸¸,*

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