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Stranger: [bleep]

 

Stranger: epic fail

 

You: Mudkipz?

 

Stranger: so i herd u liek mudkipz?

 

You: No.

 

Stranger: YO DAWG

 

You: SUP?

 

Stranger: we herd u liek mudkipz so we put a mud in yo kip so you can mud while you kip

 

You: Cool story, bro.

 

Stranger: my name is boxxy

 

You: Boxxy must die.

 

Stranger: lol, she probably did

 

You: Then, we party.

 

Stranger: drugs turned dat cat crazy

 

You: Government took her babby?

 

Stranger: HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

 

Stranger: how girl get pragnent

 

You: BABBY FORMED FROM SPAWN OF HELL!

 

Stranger: i am truly sorry for ur lots

 

You: SING-A-LONG TIEM!

 

You: We're no strangers to love

 

You know the rules and so do I

 

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

 

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

 

Gotta make you understand

 

 

 

CHORUS

 

Never gonna give you up,

 

Never gonna let you down,

 

Never gonna run around and desert you,

 

Never gonna make you cry,

 

Never gonna say goodbye,

 

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

 

 

We've known each other for so long

 

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

 

Inside we both know what's been going on

 

We know the game and we're gonna play it

 

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

 

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

 

 

(CHORUS)

 

 

 

CHORUSCHORUS

 

(Ooh give you up)

 

(Ooh give you up)

 

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

 

(give you up)

 

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

 

(give you up)

 

 

 

We've known each other for so long

 

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

 

Inside we both know what's been going on

 

We know the game and we're gonna play it

 

 

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

 

Gotta make you understand

 

 

 

(CHORUS)

 

Stranger: mymaths[LikelyScam]

 

Stranger: you spin me right round baby, right round

 

You: Like a record, baby, right round.

 

You: Now this is the story all about how

 

My life got flipped, turned upside down

 

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

 

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

 

 

 

In west philadelfia born and raised

 

On the playground where I spent most of my days

 

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

 

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

 

When a couple of guys said were up in no good

 

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

 

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

 

And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

 

 

 

(only the first three episodes of season one)

 

 

 

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

 

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

 

She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket

 

I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

 

 

 

First class, yo this is bad,

 

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

 

Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,

 

Hmm this might be alright!

 

 

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

 

Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

 

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

 

But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

 

 

 

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

 

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

 

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

 

To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

 

You: But, I am afraid I must depart.

 

You: Peace, brother.

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

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I just had a great conversation with someone from Ireland. :)

 

 

 

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Stranger: hey hey

 

You: Hello thar.

 

Stranger: hows you?

 

Stranger: where you from?

 

You: I'm from the USA, and I'm alright.

 

You: What about you?

 

Stranger: goodstuff

 

Stranger: uk

 

You: UK? How is it there? :P

 

Stranger: [cabbage] lol

 

You: Still have weird comedy stylings? :o

 

Stranger: raining and boring

 

Stranger: yeah totally..best thing about it...we gave you the office lol

 

You: XD

 

You: I love the office. <3

 

Stranger: goodstuff :)

 

You: Do you watch?

 

Stranger: can't beat it lol

 

Stranger: well the british version i did

 

Stranger: yet to see the uk one

 

You: British version?

 

Stranger: yeah starred ricky gervais a few years ago

 

You: I don't know who that is.

 

Stranger: sorry the us one i meant

 

You: Oh.

 

You: :P

 

Stranger: he is a british comedian

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: Haha.

 

You: British humor is so different from American humor. :P

 

Stranger: what kinda stuff you into then?

 

Stranger: yeah american more sarcastis isn't it

 

You: Oh, you know, triceratops strapons and burning.

 

Stranger: sarcastic even lol

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: XD

 

You: So what music do you listen to?

 

Stranger: erm rock, indie, r n b, pop, old stuff and even a bit of cheese lol

 

Stranger: you?

 

Stranger: i like alot of american bands

 

You: A bit of cheese? What?

 

You: Indie is, imho, not great. :P

 

Stranger: [bleep]...why did i have to say that..i mean erm.,,,eh...[cabbage] lmao

 

You: But Rock/R&B/Old stuff is good. :D

 

Stranger: amen to that

 

Stranger: whos your favourite band?

 

You: Right now, probably the Beatles. :x

 

Stranger: beatles rule!!

 

You: :D

 

You: Wholeheartedly agreed.

 

You: Listen to 'Tomorrow Never Knows' by them. It's insanely trippy.

 

Stranger: john lennon i love him!! your gonna say you love paul mccartney but? lol

 

Stranger: haha ok lol

 

You: Paul MCartney was > John Lennon.

 

You: He did start Wings after the Beatles broke up. :P

 

You: Paul

 

Stranger: give me jl anyday of the week

 

You: He did write like every song. X D

 

Stranger: george harrison wrote some amazing songs, it was mainly john and paul what done the writing but every song he wrote was awesome like while my guitar gently weeps and something

 

You: :o

 

You: I love While My Guitar Gently Weeps! :D

 

Stranger: :)

 

Stranger: me too

 

You: And Here Comes the Sun. <3

 

Stranger: can't believe i forgot that lol

 

Stranger: love that too

 

You: Hehe.

 

You: By any chance, do you know what HYT means? :P

 

Stranger: erm HYT?

 

You: Never mind, it's a thing on this website. ^^

 

Stranger: really? where

 

You: What's your least favorite Beatles song?

 

You: Oh, nowhere. ._.

 

You: Mine is probably The Taxman. >.<

 

Stranger: don't have one i don't think erm...

 

Stranger: yeah can't say :)

 

You: Haha, Taxman's the only one I can think of. :)

 

Stranger: whats your fav?

 

You: Probably While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

 

Stranger: good shout

 

You: Had it stuck in my head for a long time. :)

 

You: Thanks. Yours?

 

Stranger: i go through phases with diffferent ones but for some reason 8 days a week keeps coming back to me

 

Stranger: although i've always loved from me to you

 

You: Eight Days a Week is good, but Can't Buy Me Love is better. :x

 

Stranger: mmm no i want you to listen to it again lol

 

You: I haven't heard it in a while, so I'll give it a ago.

 

You: *a go

 

You: One sec. :D

 

Stranger: ye ha!! :)

 

You: Lol.

 

You: Aaagh, now it's going to be stuck in my head again. >.<

 

You: X D

 

Stranger: what bout.....

 

Stranger: in my life

 

Stranger: beautiful song

 

You: That's a good one too. :o

 

You: Great, I might say.

 

You: Help! is a great one.

 

Stranger: :)

 

Stranger: yeah baby....i like that too :)

 

Stranger: please mister postman i love

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: Hmm, I don't know that one, but my brother might.

 

You: He's who got me into the Beatles. :)

 

Stranger: all you need is love

 

Stranger: good man :)

 

You: Haha, yeah.

 

You: Though now he's obsessed with the Rolling Stones. :c

 

Stranger: BOO!!!

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: +1 Stranger

 

Stranger: like afew of their songs though...haha thanks

 

You: I only like, like, three of their songs. haha

 

Stranger: wild horses?

 

Stranger: painted black is defo one?

 

Stranger: satisfaction?

 

You: Lemme think.

 

You: Paint it Black, Ruby Tuesday, and one more that I forget :x

 

You: As Tears Go By. :)

 

Stranger: good choices

 

You: I got tired of Satisfaction after a while.

 

You: Thanks :0

 

Stranger: have you heard of the zombies?

 

Stranger: she's not there is amazing

 

You: Nah, haven't heard of them.

 

Stranger: as to is time of the season

 

You: :o

 

You: Time of the Season! <3

 

Stranger: right i'll let you hear a song

 

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IRI4oHKNU

 

Stranger: love this so so much

 

You: Ever heard of Stealers Wheel?

 

You: Stuck in the Middle With You :D

 

Stranger: clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right...here i am stuck in the middle with you

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: :DDD

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: The music video is really weird, but the song is great. :)

 

You: Do you play guitar?

 

Stranger: what about the kinks?

 

Stranger: no not yet but wanna learn

 

Stranger: you?

 

You: The Kinks are good.

 

Stranger: hell yeah

 

You: Especially their 'The British Are Coming' album.

 

You: :D

 

Stranger: gerry and the pacemakers?

 

You: I play some guitar, but I'm not great.

 

You: Gerry and the Pacemakers? :P

 

You: HAven't heard of them.

 

Stranger: british are coming alright :)

 

You: If you here The Kinks with Van Halen on guitar for that one song.. whatsitcalled.

 

You: Sounds amazing.

 

Stranger: i'll send you a song...one of the most beautiful songs i have ever heard in ,my life

 

Stranger: and i'm not being buyist cause its my teams anthem..well one of them lol

 

You: link?

 

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zy3CeI0FCY

 

Stranger: enjoy x

 

Stranger: love this

 

You: Queen sounds kind of like that :P

 

You: At least until they get into heavier parts of their songs.

 

Stranger: yeah like queen too :)

 

Stranger: ah us brits...that dam good

 

Stranger: lol joke :)

 

You: haha, USA is for the win.

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: Though UK's about equal, minus the posh accents.

 

You: ^^

 

Stranger: haha

 

Stranger: you gotta love america...they gave the world....peter griffin

 

You: lol

 

You: actually, Mexico gave the world peter griffin

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: if you saw that episode :D

 

You: can you do any of the voices from family guy?

 

Stranger: yeah...i seen the episode he finds out he's black too

 

Stranger: and half irish lol

 

Stranger: a black amerian/african irishman hahaha

 

You: Lol weirrdddd X D

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: I'm half Irish, so that's cool

 

Stranger: me too :)

 

You: But :o

 

You: * :o

 

You: It's all good.

 

You: though I can't get a tan. O_o

 

Stranger: my mother was born there..plus my father has an irish name so if i trace my ancestors they must all be irish

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: Oh, cool

 

Stranger: i go red like a bedroot

 

You: My mom and dad are both half Irish, so that makes me half Irish :P

 

You: Eeeugh, I hate getting red in the sun.

 

You: I'm super pale 8-D

 

You: No matter what. ;_;

 

Stranger: luckily i don't really haveto worry about it living in [bleep]ING SCOTLAND lol

 

You: ahaha

 

You: Right now it's a nice, sunny day out, but I don't get a tan from being outside for hours.

 

You: Noooo.

 

You: That's for my sister and brother and dad to get. -.-

 

Stranger: you evr been to ireland?

 

Stranger: what time is it there anyways?

 

You: 5:31 pm, you?

 

You: And nope. :P

 

Stranger: 22:31

 

You: It's ten thirty?

 

Stranger: yip lol

 

You: oh, you're at 0:00 GMT :P

 

You: My bad. >.<

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: Lols

 

You: So what's Ireland have to do for fun?

 

Stranger: full of churches and pubs where my family live lol

 

You: Sounds more interesting than Pennsylvania. :P

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: There's, like, tons of farmland...

 

You: and Amish people.

 

You: :\

 

Stranger: really?

 

You: Yeah lol, but that's about it.

 

You: I just moved here from Massachusetts. :(

 

Stranger: amish people make me think of kingpin lol

 

You: I don't know what kingpin is. :x

 

Stranger: its a film with bill murray and.....[bleep] can't remember lol

 

Stranger: but its funny anyway

 

Stranger: another good sixties song for you

 

You: What sports do you play in Ireland anyway? :P

 

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDh2sYQRpo

 

You: No American football or baseball seems kind of barren.

 

Stranger: in ireland? football, gaelic football, hurling and rugby

 

You: rugby seems just like American football to be. :P

 

You: Gaelic football? Hurling? :x

 

Stranger: the only amerian sport i like is wrestling...well used to :)

 

You: Ha, pro wrestling is all faked. UFC is where it's at. :D

 

Stranger: yeah hurling is mad looking

 

Stranger: yeah i know...but in astrange way thats why its harder

 

Stranger: its an hard...its easy to hurt someone but harder to pretend you are and at the same making it look real

 

You: It's entertaining, nonetheless. X D

 

Stranger: an art i meant to write lol

 

You: And I'm pretty sure that they're getting hurt. :P

 

You: Piledriving someone has to hurt them.

 

Stranger: i met my all time favoutite wrestler last month which i'm still like wow

 

Stranger: even though its [cabbage] now lol

 

You: :o

 

You: I have an autographed baseball from Trot Nixon :P

 

You: he didn't sign with the Red Sox, though :\

 

Stranger: erm...baseball?

 

You: yes, a baseball.

 

Stranger: cool as

 

You: About a pound, rubber core, white with red stiches.

 

Stranger: ah sounds alright

 

Stranger: how come soccer ain't bigger in the states

 

You: I have no clue :P

 

You: Where I used to live, the town was full of Brazilian immigrants. :P

 

Stranger: it was predicted you guys were gonna take over cause you have the money and the facillities to do it lol

 

You: So they all played soccer and watched it and talked about it..

 

Stranger: yeah [bleep]IN BRAZILIANS...too good sometimes lol

 

You: Lols

 

You: My friend had roots in Italian and Brazilian families.

 

You: And I gotta say, he was pretty damn good.

 

You: Oh, and I tried playing soccer in third grade. :P I was so terrible haha. ^^

 

Stranger: yeah i bet..i'm half irish and half scottish so that makes me good at...

 

Stranger: getting drunk hahaha

 

You: lol

 

You: I'm half Irish and a quarter German and a quarter of I don't know what

 

You: But I'm very good at deep thinking, spatial stuff, maths

 

Stranger: ah right i see,

 

You: after all, Irish people are some of the smartest in the world ^^

 

Stranger: half of me thinks i'm good at maths...the other three quarters disagrees hahahaha

 

You: lol

 

You: I was really bad at math till I just went through everything again

 

You: Then you patch up where you didn't understand

 

Stranger: hehehe in the words or peter griffin..i'm freakin priceless lol

 

You: and then the higher stuff becomes much easier

 

Stranger: yeah true

 

You: lol, peter griffin's way too lucky

 

You: and random.

 

You: like, imagine how much his life insurance costs him

 

Stranger: totally random!! :)

 

Stranger: who am i...

 

Stranger: alright...giddy giddy lol

 

Stranger: you need the voice to do but lol

 

You: XP

 

You: Can you do an American accent?

 

You: not a Southern American accent, a standard one

 

You: :P

 

Stranger:

 

Stranger: you should listen to this guy as we chat

 

Stranger: really funny lol

 

You: will do :)

 

Stranger: i can do a bush? lol

 

You: bush is Southern.

 

You: From Texas. :x

 

Stranger: no i can't then lol

 

Stranger: what do you make of him?

 

You: wasn't that bad; got all his bad rap from the Clinton administration. :P

 

Stranger: feckin clintons lol

 

You: they actually tried universal healthcare :\

 

You: didn't work.

 

Stranger: what you make of obama?

 

You: plus Hillary was really the one controlling the strings.

 

You: Well, I'm a Republican...

 

Stranger: yeah every leader is a puppet in some extent :)

 

You: And Obama's trying to make this democracy more into a socialistic state.

 

Stranger: his approval rating is sitting at 50% i heard

 

You: :P

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: He gave tons of empty promises, was black, and his presidential slogan was "Change". >.<

 

You: I don't see how he could've lost. :P

 

Stranger: turns out his new slogan is...

 

Stranger: actually we cant lol

 

You: X D

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: so what's the situation (politically) in Ireland? :P

 

You: or the UK?

 

Stranger: erm....well the uk leader gordan brown is basically [bleep]ed, couldn't be more unpopular

 

Stranger: so the tories will come to power in the next election but tghe tories were unpopular last time they in charge cause they raised taxes

 

Stranger: as for ireland the catholic/protestant situation is not as bad but has been a few incidents recently

 

Stranger: but everyone feels we will be manipulated into a european government

 

You: a European government?

 

Stranger: which in all likely hood will happen

 

Stranger: yip kinda like the states..if states were countries lol

 

Stranger: one europe

 

Stranger: one leader

 

Stranger: one currency

 

Stranger: one army

 

Stranger: one mess lol

 

You: Ha.

 

You: That doesn't sound good O-o

 

Stranger: nope

 

You: When you said "one etc" I kept thinking of HItler saying "one Germany, a new Germany, the elite" :x

 

Stranger: the conspiracy theorists are acting very smug lol

 

Stranger: you never know lol

 

You: aaagh, I hate conspiracy theorists.

 

You: whole show on Discovery about em.

 

Stranger: illuminati?

 

You: Apparently all the world leaders are in the Skull and Bones society.

 

Stranger: no just amercan ones

 

Stranger: the european are bilderberges

 

Stranger: or something like that

 

You: hehe.

 

You: You see it too

 

Stranger: yeah

 

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0KbC3ydTQI

 

You: the whole time I was shaking away the little corner of my mind that thought they might be telling the truth >.<

 

Stranger: hey call me crazy...but be open-minded very open-minded

 

You: crazy

 

You: you asked X D

 

Stranger: no one wants to think that the people who are supposed to be protecting them are munipultating things and using the p.r.s technique

 

You: imo politics is seen differently depending on who you ask

 

Stranger: i know i asked lol

 

You: PRS tecnique?

 

You: *technique

 

Stranger: it means PROBLEM REACTION SOLUTION and it works like this...

 

Stranger: if the american government or bush admin want to make tough laws, that affect our basic rights, more surveillence more of a big brother state

 

Stranger: we will say no

 

Stranger: so they create a PROBLEM such as terror attacks or an exagerrated risk of them

 

Stranger: until we say something has to be done...giving them a REACTION so they offer us their SOULUTION is which above

 

You: Oh, christ, please don't be a 9/11 conspiracy theorist.

 

Stranger: what they wanted in the first place

 

You: I don't think anyone does uses the PRS strategy. :P

 

You: Sounds like it would hinder you more than help.

 

You: Also, amazingly cruel.

 

You: And let's not forget, the government has checks and balances to prevent these sorts of things from passing through if anyone were to try it.

 

Stranger: yeah i know

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: Goooood. :3

 

You: Lols

 

You: anyways, you wanted to know what HYT meant? :P

 

Stranger: yeah thats right lol

 

You: It means "Hey You Tip.it'er". :)

 

You: Tip It's a fansite for Runescape. :P

 

You: I go on their OffTopic occasionally. :\

 

Stranger: ah ok :)

 

You: do you play at all? :P

 

Stranger: if you want :)

 

You: lol

 

You: Runescape.

 

Stranger: heard of it like

 

Stranger: :)

 

You: it's an alright game :o

 

Stranger: i prefer sports :)

 

You: hehe, me too.

 

You: but I moved :\

 

Stranger: :P

 

You: So I really have nothing better to do atm. ;_;

 

You: Baseball <3

 

You: I might try football or hockey this year.

 

You: well, I have dinner now. D:

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: See you. ^_^

 

Stranger: was really good talking to you :)

 

You: You too, mate. :)

 

You: Have a great life. ^^

 

Stranger: *********@hotmail.co.uk

 

You: :D

 

You: [email protected]

 

Stranger: if youn wanna email me

 

You: will do :)

 

Stranger: cool dude

 

You: Peace. \m/

 

Stranger: peace..take it easy...enjoy dinner lol

 

You: I will. :)

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: hyt

 

Stranger: hyt

 

You: who might this be?

 

Stranger: this is Rachel

 

Stranger: who are you?

 

You: hmmmmmm

 

You: where might you be from?

 

Stranger: HEY

 

Stranger: answer my question first

 

You: -.-

 

Stranger: that's how it works

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: you use tif?

 

Stranger: it's a bit unfair otherwise

 

Stranger: .tif files?

 

Stranger: sure

 

You: .

 

Stranger: every now and again

 

Stranger: it's like a png

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

I thought I found fellow TIFer Racheya.

 

 

 

I was wrong. -.-

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: hi.

 

Stranger: i have been waiting for someone like u

 

Stranger: i have a secret

 

You: orly?

 

Stranger: yep

 

Stranger: wanna know what it is

 

You: hmmm...

 

You: if i say no will you tell me anyway?

 

Stranger: no

 

Stranger: i will respect you

 

Stranger: but it a good one

 

You: go on then, tell me.

 

Stranger: i love u

 

Stranger: its true

 

Stranger: i have known it since we met

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: nice secret

 

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.-^*''::::::::::-~-~-*--^*~~-

 

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...'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /'

 

...| . . . . . . .- ' . . . .*^ . . . . . . .. . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC..

 

*- . . . . . -_-^^-* . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there?

 

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

 

.' . . . _-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .

 

... . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . --

 

.''- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .-* . . . | . ''*-

 

.*- . . . . . . . . . . . . -^'' . . . . / . . ';;;;*^-

 

....|*^- . . . . . . .-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-_

 

.-^*'| . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-_

 

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-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|. . . . *^~--^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

Stranger: hi chris

 

Stranger: ilove you to

 

Stranger: hello

 

Stranger: is this really chris

 

You: yeah.

 

You: ___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________

 

________________??????????????____________________ _________________________

 

______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________

 

_____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____

 

_____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______

 

______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______

 

______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

_____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________

 

____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

__________???????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

__________???????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

_________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

_________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

________?????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

_______??????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

_____????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______

 

____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______

 

___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____

 

___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

_____????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____

 

____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____

 

___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????__

 

___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????_

 

__???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????

 

_????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__????????????????

 

_????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????_____?????????????

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????___???????????????

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????_

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__??????????????___

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____

 

_????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______

 

_????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________

 

__???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________

 

____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________

 

______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________

 

_______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________

 

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_______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________

 

_______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________

 

______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________

 

______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________

 

______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________

 

_____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________

 

_____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________

 

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_____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________

 

_____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________

 

__________________________________???????????????? ???______________________

 

___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________

 

______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________

 

_________________________________________????????? ?????????________________

 

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I thought he loved me :cry:

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You: By any chance, do you know what HYT means? :P

 

Stranger: erm HYT?

 

You: Never mind, it's a thing on this website. ^^

 

Stranger: really? where

 

You: What's your least favorite Beatles song?

 

 

 

Hahaha.

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T-Rexing is strangely satisfying

 

I know right? At first I was like, "Why do people keep on posting t-rex convos? They're annoying >.>," but then I tried it out and was like, "Oh wow... this is exhilarating!"

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T-Rexing is strangely satisfying

 

I know right? At first I was like, "Why do people keep on posting t-rex convos? They're annoying >.>," but then I tried it out and was like, "Oh wow... this is exhilarating!"

 

I felt the same way. :lol:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: heyy

 

Stranger: m or f

 

You: f

 

You: u?

 

Stranger: m

 

Stranger: age

 

You: woot

 

You: 14

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

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I am seriously good at this.

 

 

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: DEMILOVATO69?

 

You: Dammit, you're the third in 10 minutes

 

You: No, for the last time, Johhny2x4

 

Stranger: haha i have gotten you before!

 

You: oh wow, really?

 

Stranger: yeah haha

 

You: That was just a short time ago, then

 

You: Small internet

 

Stranger: thats funny

 

You: Well, cheers

 

You have disconnected.

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I am seriously good at this.

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: DEMILOVATO69?

 

You: Dammit, you're the third in 10 minutes

 

You: No, for the last time, Johhny2x4

 

Stranger: haha i have gotten you before!

 

You: oh wow, really?

 

Stranger: yeah haha

 

You: That was just a short time ago, then

 

You: Small internet

 

Stranger: thats funny

 

You: Well, cheers

 

You have disconnected.

 

What the [bleep].

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I am seriously good at this.

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: DEMILOVATO69?

 

You: Dammit, you're the third in 10 minutes

 

You: No, for the last time, Johhny2x4

 

Stranger: haha i have gotten you before!

 

You: oh wow, really?

 

Stranger: yeah haha

 

You: That was just a short time ago, then

 

You: Small internet

 

Stranger: thats funny

 

You: Well, cheers

 

You have disconnected.

 

What the [bleep].

 

What's up with the "blocked due to abuse" crap?

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:lol:

 

[hide=Me = Jesus of interesting-ness?]You: You know, people on this site tend to be very boring

 

Stranger: hey

 

Stranger: why

 

You: Most people just say hi, or hey, or ask to put a certain something in my butt

 

You: This site needs some spicing up.

 

You: Therefore, I have resolved to never say just hi to anyone on this website ever

 

Stranger: whre do yo come from

 

You: Such boring conversation

 

You: I shall take thou under my wing, and teach thee how to be interesting

 

Stranger: maybe we can talking about somthing special

 

Stranger: if you want

 

You: The first step is having interesting things for thee to say to others

 

You: Something such as a fake T-rex, or Chris Hansen

 

You: Then, thou must remember to use it wisely

 

You: With great power comes great responsibility

 

You: Also, remember my padawan, to use text-based adventure stories to your advantage. Something as simple as "You wake up in a dark room you can't remember. You see a dresser, a lamp, a bed, and a window. What do you do?" can lead to a 3 hour epic of a conversation

 

You: Now go and practice the art of interesting conversation, and when thou has mastered it, thou must proceed and teach others the lessons I have taught thee

 

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some guy posted this, I posted a smiley and then he said, "I knew that you were Korean" :shock:

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????????? ? ? ? ?,. -?-- ?_

 

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some guy posted this, I posted a smiley and then he said, "I knew that you were Korean" :shock:

 

 

 

What is that?

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Apparently T-rexes are chinese now.

 

 

 

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Stranger: chinese?

 

You: Nope.

 

You: T-rex's aren't chines.

 

You: *chinese.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

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Apparently T-rexes are chinese now.

 

 

 

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Stranger: chinese?

 

You: Nope.

 

You: T-rex's aren't chines.

 

You: *chinese.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

Yeah, for some reason, people on Omegle hate Asians. No idea why.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

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some guy posted this, I posted a smiley and then he said, "I knew that you were Korean" :shock:

 

 

 

What is that?

 

Looks like George Washington, maybe?

Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: do you want see you my [bleep] ?17 m france

 

You: yes i do, 14 m holland

 

You: this is mine

 

You: 8===========>

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: hyt

 

Stranger: how?

 

You: what?

 

Stranger: how you [bleep] yourself?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I love intelligent conversations!

 

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[hide=]You: ahoy their sailor!

 

Stranger: i'm looking for a nice girl 2 go out wit

 

You: well your in luck

 

Stranger: u a girl

 

You: yup ;)

 

Stranger: wanna go out

 

You: sure

 

Stranger: CAN I HAV UR NUMBER

 

You: ok you in america?

 

Stranger: YAP

 

You: cool

 

You: 202-324-3000

 

Stranger: SO WE GOING OUT

 

You: yep, give me a ring :)

 

Stranger: WHAT UR NAME

 

You: later

 

You: sandy

 

Stranger: K

 

You: whats your name?

 

Stranger: KALON

 

Stranger: 214 605 1478

 

Stranger: CAN U TEXT

 

You: yea

 

Stranger: SEND PICS

 

You: ok, give me a ring some time

 

Stranger: K

 

Stranger: CAN U SEND ME A PICS

 

You: yea, cant at the moment though going out soon, but check later ;)

 

Stranger: I'M GOING 2 TEXT U OK

 

You: ok

 

You: i got to go now, but we can text/call each other

 

Stranger: K

 

You: cya

 

Stranger: I LOV U

 

You: luv you to

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

BTW the number i gave was for the FBI. Can't believe he gave out his number.

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Stranger: I'm horny guy

 

You: hey

 

You: im blonde with a nice [kitty]

 

You: .jpg]http://eigenwijze.web-log.nl/eigenwijze ... _[kitty].jpg

 

Stranger: huu nice picture

 

You have disconnected.

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Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

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Felix, je moeder.

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Just asked a guy from Brazil what it was like having christmas in summer #-o "cos i always heard they have seasons the other way around over there"...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

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Stranger: noo

 

You: we caught you red handed

 

You: now thre are police outside

 

You: we have this place surrounded

 

You: can you do us a favor though?

 

You: look into that camera right there

 

Stranger: i cant control my horny levels

 

You: and explain why you came here tonight

 

Stranger: pizza delivery

 

You: Then why did you bring this six-pack?

 

Stranger: i drink on the job?

 

You: see, i have a paper here quoting your latest internet conversations

 

You: and it seems to me like

 

You: you came here to meet a boy at only the age of 12

 

Stranger: surely not

 

You: Then where is the pizza?

 

Stranger: errr

 

Stranger: forgot it in the car

 

You: You walked here, sir

 

You: We saw you come in

 

Stranger: oh did i..

 

Stranger: i..

 

Stranger: *RUN*

 

You: Oh noes not again!

 

Stranger: always ;D

 

You: You can't run from me!

 

Stranger: *teleport*

 

You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC!

 

Stranger: u r teh man

 

You: NOOOO

 

Stranger: now good b

 

You: nice convo

 

You: I aplaud your team work

 

Stranger: thx

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

Took almost an hour for someone to play along :wall:

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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