Omegle.

[Nero]

snip

 

I lol'd when he said "save game" and "put book in inventory" :lol:

 

 

 

Did you make that up or is there a site that has narratives on it, and you only make up answers to the ridiculous requests?

 

 

 

Nah those are ones that others have done. I tried doing it, but I could never find anyone who either played a MUD/actually wanted to take part.

 

 

 

I tried playing british-legends.com. It was so confusing all of the controls. I'm sure if I gave it enough time I'd figure it out though. I did learn how to shout. It was fun because someone else was playing so they shouted back and tried to teach me how to play..

 

 

 

"go west"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"Go west."

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"GO WEST"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"TURN LEFT AND WALK WEST GOD DAMNIT"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

I give up...

[forestfrolic]

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I lol'd when he said "save game" and "put book in inventory" :lol:

 

 

 

Did you make that up or is there a site that has narratives on it, and you only make up answers to the ridiculous requests?

 

 

 

Nah those are ones that others have done. I tried doing it, but I could never find anyone who either played a MUD/actually wanted to take part.

 

 

 

I tried playing british-legends.com. It was so confusing all of the controls. I'm sure if I gave it enough time I'd figure it out though. I did learn how to shout. It was fun because someone else was playing so they shouted back and tried to teach me how to play..

 

 

 

"go west"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"Go west."

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"GO WEST"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"TURN LEFT AND WALK WEST GOD DAMNIT"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

I give up...

 

 

 

Exactly! I was hoping it would give me like, options where I just select haha.

[Skully]

Stranger: ?????

 

You: lmfao

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[forestfrolic]

Stranger: ?????

 

You: lmfao

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

What is that?

[MisterGreen]

Stranger: ?????

 

You: lmfao

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

What is that?

 

 

 

"You the price value?" is what that person said, it's in simplified Chinese.

 

freetranslation.com ftw.

[ThurinEthir]

Or if you don't read Chinglish, "What price are you?/How much are you?" (I'm sure you can infer from there :P )

 

[hide=Yay, more stupid conversations]You: damn it

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: you again?

 

Stranger: uh, i don't know?

 

You: yea it's you

 

Stranger: ohhhh....kay?

 

You: omg...

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: why

 

You: damn it

 

You: why you again?

 

Stranger: i didn't even know that i talked to you before?

 

You: i know it's you

 

You: you have.

 

Stranger: and I am?

 

You: YOU'RE HIM

 

You: THE DARK LORD.

 

Stranger: I'm a she, for one

 

You: oh that's what they all say

 

Stranger: whatever

 

You: blabbering about how they're "a she"

 

You: whatever "a she" is

 

Stranger: female. You know? I do not have a penis[/hide]

[Levon_]

Or if you don't read Chinglish, "What price are you?/How much are you?" (I'm sure you can infer from there :P )

 

[hide=Yay, more stupid conversations]You: damn it

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: you again?

 

Stranger: uh, i don't know?

 

You: yea it's you

 

Stranger: ohhhh....kay?

 

You: omg...

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: why

 

You: damn it

 

You: why you again?

 

Stranger: i didn't even know that i talked to you before?

 

You: i know it's you

 

You: you have.

 

Stranger: and I am?

 

You: YOU'RE HIM

 

You: THE DARK LORD.

 

Stranger: I'm a she, for one

 

You: oh that's what they all say

 

Stranger: whatever

 

You: blabbering about how they're "a she"

 

You: whatever "a she" is

 

Stranger: female. You know? I do not have a penis[/hide]

 

 

 

i lol'ed irl

[Furah]

"go west"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"Go west."

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"GO WEST"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"TURN LEFT AND WALK WEST GOD DAMNIT"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

I give up...

 

Should have just said walk west.

 

This has reminded me of playing Zork.

 

 

 

As you step into the kitchen you notice a lantern on the table, and 2 eyes watching you from underneath the table.

 

>Take lantern

 

You have been eaten by a grew.

 

; _ ;

 

I'm going to go play it again....

[Chicken102]

Can someone please help me? Omegle doesn't work for me, i click the "Start a Chat!" button, but nothing loads and nothing happens at all.

 

 

 

I'm using a Mac laptop made in 2001 at the moment, so its kinda... slow. Not sure if thats why or

 

anything, but it doesn't even try to load or anything :wall:

[Wongtong]

"go west"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"Go west."

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"GO WEST"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

"TURN LEFT AND WALK WEST GOD DAMNIT"

 

"I don't understand that command"

 

I give up...

 

Should have just said walk west.

 

This has reminded me of playing Zork.

 

 

 

As you step into the kitchen you notice a lantern on the table, and 2 eyes watching you from underneath the table.

 

>Take lantern

 

You have been eaten by a grew.

 

; _ ;

 

I'm going to go play it again....

 

I ended up with a bot or something that I think was Zork or something; I googled the script that the bot was spitting out to me. Something about a house and a mailbox, first I'd heard of Zork.

[nickeley102]

[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: whats asl?

 

Stranger: oh

 

Stranger: older than you

 

You: where are you?

 

You: what country?

 

Stranger: sex....on resume

 

Stranger: I am in Alaska

 

You: wow

 

You: thats cool

 

Stranger: raining here

 

You: im in new zealand

 

Stranger: A KIWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You: its sunny here

 

You: a kiwi

 

Stranger: sweet

 

Stranger: u about as far from me as possible on Earth

 

Stranger: almost springtime down under?

 

You: pretty much winter is just finishing. you know alaska is a state, not a country aye?

 

Stranger: Jesus

 

Stranger: I was born up here mate

 

You: i read call of the wild which is set in alkaska

 

Stranger: yeah..and the Yukon Territory of Canada

 

Stranger: Jack London was quite the bard

 

You: he was badass

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: pretty much my hero

 

Stranger: he died in a housefire?

 

Stranger: or a whorehouse?

 

You: I spent last summer working in new york

 

Stranger: or something

 

Stranger: NY NY...so nice they named it twice

 

You: it makes a good song

 

Stranger: Izzt a wunderfuhl toooown!

 

You: it is a wonderful town

 

Stranger: I was ther once for one long hot day tour

 

Stranger: amazing

 

You: all i know about alaska is call of the wild and sarah palin, the capitalist pig

 

Stranger: she is a gaddamne bat[cabbage] freakazoid

 

Stranger: My first ex-wife gave S Palin her first job as a sportswriter/journo

 

You: wow. you do have a couple of years on me

 

Stranger: in Wasilla newspaper The Frontiersman

 

Stranger: I am 54

 

You: im 23 and having some beers

 

Stranger: retired journalist

 

Stranger: Allow me sir.

 

Stranger: to herein quote Benjamin Franklin

 

You: please do

 

Stranger: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

 

You: pretty much

 

Stranger: yup

 

Stranger: I live on it

 

Stranger: and eggs

 

Stranger: remain upwind

 

You: why did you retire so young?

 

Stranger: I had to

 

Stranger: got throat cancer...pretty much sinks a broadcast career

 

Stranger: no more larynx

 

You: so it was broadcast journalism

 

Stranger: yesh

 

Stranger: and some print

 

Stranger: mostly radio/tv

 

Stranger: I share the same name as a Prime Minister of Australia back when u were a pup

 

You: who?

 

Stranger: Robert Hawk

 

Stranger: years ago

 

You: I dont follow aussie politics

 

Stranger: Good man

 

Stranger: oh

 

Stranger: eh

 

You: or politics in general. Especially your funny foriegn policy

 

Stranger: yesh

 

Stranger: I spent 25 years muckin around reporting on that crap

 

You: i wasnt going to bring it up

 

Stranger: that's ok

 

You: how did you stumble on this site?

 

Stranger: Oh

 

Stranger: I saw it referenced on Reddit a while ago

 

You: do you come here often

 

Stranger: only after about 9 or ten cold ones

 

Stranger: and some herbs

 

You: do you have any advice for a 23 year old training teacher?

 

Stranger: depends

 

Stranger: what r u training?

 

Stranger: u running a dhojo or something?

 

You: im at uni about to graduate

 

Stranger: oh

 

You: with a teaching degree

 

Stranger: so u want to be a teacher?

 

Stranger: ah

 

Stranger: trust your insticts

 

You: my insects?

 

Stranger: maintain eye contact

 

Stranger: instincts,silly

 

Stranger: gut feelings

 

You: eye contact one was good

 

Stranger: pay extra into your retirement fund

 

You: im in kiwisaver super ann

 

Stranger: keep your resume current

 

Stranger: learn two more languages

 

You: but the lousy right wingers just got voted in and they are thinking of taking money from the fund

 

Stranger: just for sport

 

Stranger: the left wingers are doing the same thing to America

 

You: lousy economic climate

 

You: broadcasting law is very different in nz

 

Stranger: It all goes round and round

 

Stranger: wait

 

Stranger: u will c

 

Stranger: I have shoes older than u

 

Stranger: well...necties, anyway

 

Stranger: ties

 

You: so did you cover any big stories

 

You: frost/nixon like

 

Stranger: Exxon Valdez Oil Spill

 

Stranger: Iran/Contra Nicaragua

 

Stranger: Disolving Soviet Union

 

You: wow those are big

 

You: you must have done some travelling

 

Stranger: lots

 

You: Lazy soviet satellites

 

Stranger: Russia 14 times

 

You: I love russia even though i have never been

 

Stranger: Russkis are the biggest bunch of [bleep]tards I have ever seen

 

Stranger: but the country is great

 

You: I like the architecture

 

Stranger: yeah

 

You: So you were working in 1989

 

Stranger: the old school

 

You: that must have been interesting

 

Stranger: most cities there are strewn with 4 story rectangular Stalinesque apt blocks

 

Stranger: yes

 

Stranger: 1989 was a weird year for news

 

Stranger: they are all weird years

 

You: does russia have the 7 sisters

 

Stranger: never a dull moment

 

Stranger: the Pliades?

 

You: maybe

 

Stranger: syem sistra?

 

Stranger: the constellation?

 

You: Which was your favourite revolution. I always liked the polish one

 

You: less bloody

 

Stranger: I am biased being a Yank

 

You: trueness.

 

You: What should the states do in the middle east?

 

Stranger: It sucks that the Mynmar ruling junta put that woman back under house arrest

 

You: yea. shes the man

 

You: I was just celebrating indian independence day

 

Stranger: we should maintain some presence in Iraq to keep an eye on the Iranis

 

You: its barely related. but it reminded me

 

You: pakistan is in a bad place as well

 

Stranger: and the Russkis

 

You: cheeky russkis

 

Stranger: Pakistan is extremely volitile

 

Stranger: I'm going to Cambodia this winter

 

Stranger: for a month

 

Stranger: Thailand/Laos

 

You: wow. so are you still journalistic?

 

Stranger: nah

 

Stranger: just like SE Asia

 

Stranger: crazy place

 

You: its an interesting holiday choice

 

Stranger: been to Thaland before

 

Stranger: 5 years ago

 

You: I do to. Im considering teaching english in japan next year

 

Stranger: Europe sucks

 

Stranger: Hai!

 

Stranger: Domo arrigato

 

You: Europe is overrated. South America interests me though

 

Stranger: yesh

 

You: I grew up on karate kid

 

Stranger: Argentina

 

Stranger is typing...[/hide]

 

Its a big read but I enjoyed it. I might go here often

[mario_sunny]

I couldn't resist. :oops:

 

 

 

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Stranger: Hey

 

You: HOW U MINE FISH???

 

Stranger: What?

 

You: HOW U MINE FISH???

 

Stranger: I don't get it.

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

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Stranger: m/f?

 

You: Both.

 

You have disconnected.

[All_Is_Great]

^ :lol: lol.

[Pirate_Felix]

You: hi

 

You: How you diong

 

Stranger: hui

 

Stranger: bad

 

Stranger: u?

 

You: good

 

You: why you doing bad

 

Stranger: because you smell of feces

 

 

 

:uhh:

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: why?

 

You: i dont know D:

 

Stranger: me too

 

You: you dont know either?

 

Stranger: yes :)

 

Stranger: just kidding

 

You: y u so funy

 

Stranger: thanks

 

EDIT2:

 

[hide=How you mine fish tactic]Stranger: what are you doing ? now?

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: im doing GW atm

 

You: lolling at omegle

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: what time is it there??

 

You: 15:53

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: sweden?

 

You: no

 

You: Holland

 

Stranger: how you mine fish?

 

Stranger: europe

 

You: what you mean

 

Stranger: i dont know what that mean

 

You: wth is how you mine fish?

 

You: huh?

 

Stranger: mine fish?

 

You: your fish?

 

Stranger: what is mine fish?

 

You: i dont know what fish is yours

 

Stranger: lol

 

Stranger: what! is fish

 

You: a fish is a thing that swims in the water

 

You: you know

 

You: ><>

 

Stranger: i know

 

You: then why do you ask

 

Stranger: oh ! my mine fish?

 

You: wth is this fish thing about

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: die

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: o.O

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: how you mine fish? i dont understand that sentence

 

You: i dont either

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: you mad??? :(

 

You: wha? no im not

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH

 

Stranger: oh stop ! copying

 

You: what

 

You: wutwut i dont understand you

 

You: no hablo strangerio

 

Stranger: ?

 

Stranger: ????

 

You: o.O

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

[Furah]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: from?

 

You: USA

 

Stranger: india

 

You: nice

 

Stranger: age?

 

You: 56

 

Stranger: m 18

 

Stranger: m/f?

 

You: both

 

Stranger: sry.............

 

Stranger: man or woman?

 

You: both

 

Stranger: sry................i didnt get u

 

You: I have both genitals

 

You: like that singer lady does

 

Stranger: o

 

You: Lady something

 

Stranger: k

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mollerz]

I've known about this for a while.

 

 

 

Stranger: Hello

 

You: Hi

 

You: I'm afraid...

 

You: There's good news and bad news.

 

Stranger: What's the good news?

 

You: The good news is we're naming a disease after you!

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[hide=May be offensive to people with religious views.]You: Hello there, I'm afraid there's good news and bad news.

 

Stranger: Really?

 

You: Which would you like to hear first?

 

Stranger: Hmm..

 

Stranger: Bad

 

You: Unfortunately, he died again.

 

Stranger: @#*%, again

 

Stranger: ?

 

Stranger: What's the good news>

 

You: It's the second coming of Christ!

 

Stranger: Woot!

 

Stranger: Praise the Lord!

 

Stranger: Wait, @#*%.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

[Pirate_Felix]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

 

You: tbh

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: listen to it

 

Stranger: why??

 

Stranger: what?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

TEEEHEEEE

 

EDIT:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: wanna see my [rooster]? ;)

 

You: sure, but im male

 

Stranger: eh

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

o.O

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: are you a horny teenage girl?

 

You: no

 

Stranger: LIARRR

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EdgedThesis]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: hi ya

 

You: Hey.

 

Stranger: hey im male

 

You: Right. You're going to disconnect when I say 'I'm male, too', aren't you?

 

Stranger: if i say no?

 

You: Then you'd be different from the rest of the flock on this site.

 

Stranger: haha funny

 

You: The ones that plan to hook up with random strangers.

 

Stranger: i like that

 

You: Haha--right. Good to be appreciated.

 

You: So, what's good?

 

You: It does say 'some thing interesting to talk about'

 

You: Got anything lined up?

 

Stranger: no nothing special for u

 

You: Huh. How about this:

 

You: How do you know you're speaking to a real person right now?

 

Stranger: thats matter of A.I

 

Stranger: well....

 

You: Thats the first thing you'd think. But I dont mean just on an online chat application.

 

You: When you talk to your friends, when you trade jokes with your brothers or sisters--

 

You: When you hug your mom--

 

You: Is it 'real'?

 

Stranger: thinking

 

You: It could be splinters of your mind's eye. Imagined.

 

You: Dreams of a dream of a dream of a dream, an infinite regression of self-illusion that makes up an entire Universe

 

You: of fabrication.

 

Stranger: the fact is here its middle of the night..and..

 

Stranger: my brain needs some fresh air

 

You: Hahahaha

 

Stranger: i like the sounds of universe fabrication

 

Stranger: thats good

 

You: Give your brain credit. It contains an entire world.

 

You: I am but a wisp of thought, an illusory personality half developed in your mind's cauldron.

 

You: I am not real.

 

You: And I fade away.

 

You have disconnected.

[BlackDawn]

I got bored, so I decided to give Mage_Man's little trick a go. It isn't really funny, but it gave me a little chuckle.

 

 

 

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You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

 

You: Hi.

 

Stranger: hello FBI

 

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

 

Stranger: dude if you are really a SO ... man it sucks ... where do you live?

 

You: USA

 

Stranger: by law you gotta live in the sticks a few miles away from civilization

 

You: I do.

 

Stranger: so i assume you are not a legit SO, but some random /b/tard

 

You: You would guess correctly.

 

You: Although the term "/b/tard" is a little... incorrect, for me.

 

You: I'm simply here to see if I can find a quick laugh.

 

Stranger: lol @ both of us then

 

Stranger: am in hong kong and lastfm is blocked ... am annoyed

 

Stranger: take care friend

 

You: You too.

 

You have disconnected.

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

[hide=Warning, racist comments]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

Stranger: o hey dere

 

You: hi

 

You: So, the world ends tomorrow.

 

Stranger: Ok

 

Stranger: all the [racist term]s will burn in hell

 

Stranger: and jews

 

You: :o

 

You: And all the [bleep]ing [bleep]s like you

 

Stranger: I am not gay

 

Stranger: [racist term]

 

Stranger: It's okay though

 

Stranger: you can deny it

 

Stranger: but in the end

 

Stranger: you smell like a [racist term]

 

Stranger: you look like a [racist term]

 

Stranger: and you have the brains of a [racist term]

 

Stranger: kike

 

Stranger: go back to africa [racist term]

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/hide]

[Kiriyama]

[hide=Offensive]You: Hello.

 

Stranger: heil

 

Stranger: heil hitler!

 

You: Yeah, it's really funny...

 

Stranger: [bleep] THE [racist term]

 

You: And how do you plan on doing that? Rape?

 

Stranger: actullay i'd try not to get raped

 

You: Yes, but you implied you were going to be doing the [bleep]ing, with a mind like yours, you raping someone is the only choice.

 

Stranger: then watch your [wagon] u dumpass [racist term]

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

 

 

Meh, I was bored.

[BlackDawn]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: hey

 

Stranger: where're you from?

 

You: England.

 

Stranger: male/female?

 

You: Male.

 

Stranger: ;)

 

Stranger: how big is your [bleep]?

 

You: Extra large.

 

Stranger: Just the way I like it!

 

Stranger: Myspace?

 

You: Nope.

 

Stranger: tumblr?

 

You: Nope.

 

Stranger: Anything?

 

You: Nope. Just my many accoutns on differnet porn sites.

 

Stranger: xtube?

 

You: Of course.

 

Stranger: link me bb.

 

You: My oh my, Omegle really is full of perverted people isn't it? Sorry love, you should try finding someone for real instead of lurking on a stranger chat site.

 

You have disconnected.

 

Yes. Porn sites.

[BlindBaker]

I sort of copied blackdawn (sorry) but I'd say it's pretty funny.

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

 

Stranger: ...

 

You: What?

 

Stranger: you sicko

 

You: What did I do?

 

Stranger: you should be locked up!

 

You: I was.

 

Stranger: ew....

 

Stranger: you pervert

 

You: You done?

 

Stranger: no

 

You: I've heard it all. You're not going to make me feel insulted.

 

Stranger: wanna hear a knock knock joke?

 

You: Sure.

 

Stranger: knock knock

 

You: Get the [bleep] off my lawn or I'll rape you.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mister_moocky]

[hide=]You: hi

 

Stranger: ??

 

Stranger: hi :)

 

You: what're you doing?

 

Stranger: game

 

Stranger: where a u from>

 

You: canada

 

Stranger: wow

 

Stranger: im

 

Stranger: japaness

 

You: ooh

 

You: what game are you playing?

 

Stranger: um...

 

Stranger: fifa

 

Stranger: 2009

 

Stranger: do you know?

 

You: is that a soccer game?

 

Stranger: yes

 

Stranger: you know Dokdo?

 

You: nope

 

Stranger: [bleep]ing canadian[/hide]

 

[hide=]Stranger: you horny female?

 

You: ...

 

You: yes sure why not

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

[hide=]tranger: so hows life

 

You: were out of milk so I had to have oatmeal for breakfast

 

Stranger: hmm crushing times

 

Stranger: i despise oatmeal

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected[/hide]

[Death]

I'm not very good at this...

 

[hide=]You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

You: :o!?!?!?!?

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

Stranger: with a rod

 

You: ORLY?

 

Stranger: yarly

 

You: thank you mister

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

[hide=]Stranger: idk

 

Stranger: oops

 

You: orly?

 

Stranger: yarly

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Never gonna give you up!

 

Stranger: Ello ol' chap.

 

You: Never gonna let you down!

 

Stranger: Rick Astley!!

 

You: never gonna run around!

 

You: and desert you!

 

Stranger: OMG I LOVE YOU!!

 

You: never gonna make you cry!

 

You: never gonna saay goodbye!

 

Stranger: never gonna tell a lue

 

You: and hurt you!

 

Stranger: We've know each other

 

Stranger: for so long

 

You: for so long

 

You: your hearts been aching but

 

Stranger: your too shy to say it

 

You: you know we both know whats been

 

You: going on!

 

You: you know the game and we're

 

You: gonna playyy it!

 

Stranger: And I...

 

You: And if you ask me how I'm feeling!

 

Stranger: Gotta make you understand

 

You: Never gonna give you up!

 

Stranger: Never gonna let you down

 

You: Never gonna turn around and

 

Stranger: desert you

 

You: never gonna make you cry!

 

Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye

 

You: never gonna tell a lie!

 

Stranger: and hurt you

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

I liked the last one. :lol:

[forestfrolic]

I'm not very good at this...

 

[hide=]You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

You: :o!?!?!?!?

 

You: HOW YOU MINE FISH!?!?!?!

 

Stranger: with a rod

 

You: ORLY?

 

Stranger: yarly

 

You: thank you mister

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

[hide=]Stranger: idk

 

Stranger: oops

 

You: orly?

 

Stranger: yarly

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

 

[hide=]Connecting to server...

 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: Never gonna give you up!

 

Stranger: Ello ol' chap.

 

You: Never gonna let you down!

 

Stranger: Rick Astley!!

 

You: never gonna run around!

 

You: and desert you!

 

Stranger: OMG I LOVE YOU!!

 

You: never gonna make you cry!

 

You: never gonna saay goodbye!

 

Stranger: never gonna tell a lue

 

You: and hurt you!

 

Stranger: We've know each other

 

Stranger: for so long

 

You: for so long

 

You: your hearts been aching but

 

Stranger: your too shy to say it

 

You: you know we both know whats been

 

You: going on!

 

You: you know the game and we're

 

You: gonna playyy it!

 

Stranger: And I...

 

You: And if you ask me how I'm feeling!

 

Stranger: Gotta make you understand

 

You: Never gonna give you up!

 

Stranger: Never gonna let you down

 

You: Never gonna turn around and

 

Stranger: desert you

 

You: never gonna make you cry!

 

Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye

 

You: never gonna tell a lie!

 

Stranger: and hurt you

 

You have disconnected.[/hide]

 

I liked the last one. :lol:

 

 

 

Congrats on that last one. Very nice.