ammartin

a shield that can withstand 1 CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Ah i was turned into a frog and dissected!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fired from Legends guild for claiming to have been called a noob enough tims to have a full set of partyhats

Oh you gonna get into a battle of fears with me? Blood Bath time! A Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air Ambulophobia- Fear of walking Anablephobia- Fear of looking up Anemophobia- Fear of wind Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers Aulophobia- Fear of flutes Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights B Barophobia- Fear of gravity Basophobia- Fear of walking Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings Bibliophobia- Fear of books Blennophobia- Fear of slime Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman C Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors Chaetophobia- Fear of hair Chionophobia- Fear of snow Chromatophobia- Fear of colors Chronophobia- Fear of time Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks Cibophobia- Fear of food Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed Cnidophobia- Fear of string D Deciophobia- Fear of making decisions Dendrophobia- Fear of trees Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of school E Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom Eosophobia- Fear of daylight Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge Ergophobia- Fear of work Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red G Geliophobia- Fear of laughter Geniophobia- Fear of chins Genuphobia- Fear of knees Geumaphobia- Fear of taste Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge Graphophobia- Fear of writing H Heliophobia- Fear of the sun Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms Hemophobia- Fear of blood Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words Homichlophobia- Fear of fog Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep I Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish Ideophobia- Fear of ideas K Kainophobia- Fear of anything new Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down L Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables Leukophobia- Fear of the color white Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body Linonophobia- Fear of string Logophobia- Fear of words M Melanophobia- Fear of the color black Melophobia- Fear of music Metrophobia- Fear of poetry Mnemophobia- Fear of memories Mottephobia- Fear of moths N Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog Neophobia- Fear of anything new Nephophobia- Fear of clouds Nomatophobia- Fear of names O Octophobia- Fear of the number 8 Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening ones eyes Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish P Panophobia- Fear of everything Papyrophobia- Fear of paper Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th Peladophobia- Fear of bald people Phengophobia- Fear of daylight Phobophobia- Fear of fear Photophobia- Fear of light Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Pogonophobia- Fear of beards S Sciophobia- Fear of shadows Scolionophobia- Fear of school Selenophobia- Fear of the moon Siderophobia- Fear of stars Sitophobia- Fear of food Sophophobia- Fear of learning Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking T Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13 V Verbophobia- Fear of words X Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow and finally Norrisophobia - fear of Chuck Norris(everyone has this!)

All beings are inferior to CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!

I throw molecular firecrackers at all the mcdonalds, launce my undead army at the clowns adding them to my undead army, and take over your fortress, but go to my fortress. My fortress is in the sky with air to sea and air to land weapons, also infinite legions of undead dragons.

your sig needs vacination It's not a good idea to make me angry because...

you instantaneously combusted inserts coin shaped bomb

You faint from the sight of my sig and i take the cheese

What? Chuck Norris

creme brulee

kettle corn

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mY DRAGON SUDDENLY HATCHES AND EATS YOU THEN GOES BACK IN IT'S SHELL

Because you want to know something why is there a dragon egg in my sig?

Cause my unborn dragon says so why is there a dragon egg in my sig?

Keep the house keys of Chuck Norris

tard53

The gp turns into a steel titan and clobbers you it turns back and i pick it up

Here lies ammartin he lived a good life till his billions of enemys caught up with him :(

I hgate you for thinking cats are evil! they are cuddly bundles of fur!

Big Boss - 5 BloodRayne - 9 Lemons - 18 Randomness - 32

Banned for having the word coffee in your sig!

Wish granted, you've been blinded I wish i had a non man-eating chocolate cookie