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Torag's Platebody. Seriously, why wouldn't you want it? The repair costs are nothing and it has great defence.

Slayer.

Getting easy 99's first then moving on to the hard ones is a bad idea. You will probably never reach your 3rd 99. Get all 70+ and about 1800-1900 total, and do important quests. Then decide whether you still want 99 cooking and whether it will help you much.

You need an armor stand, not a workbench. Just use Barrows item -> Armor stand.

Fastest way is barbarian fishing, about 42k xp/hour for me at 74 fishing with an ibis. Balance between speed and money is monkfish.

Banned without a reason. I just felt like banning you.

Granted, all of your neighbours get affected by DOOOOOOOOOM. You, however, are immune to it, so you live happily ever after. Until a few years after the accident of DOOOOOOOOOM. You go mental from being alone and having no one to talk to. You cut yourself, and jump out of a tree, head down. Unfortunately, you only break both arms and one leg. You can't move to get food or water, so after 4 days you die of dehydration. You were affected by DOOOOOOOOOM after all, you just lived a few years longer than your neighbours. I wish for buckets full of french fries.

I still remember being in a zoo, specialized in sea animals or something. I normally always had to eat my sandwich with peanut butter first, and my sandwich with honey after that. In that zoo was the first time I was allowed to eat my honey sandwich first. I was like 4 at the time. Weird, I know. Somehow it was important enough for me to remember it.

Reaper cartoon wins. 8.5/10.

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Granted, but an enormous meteorite crashes into it and sets the cheese on fire. The cheese gets all sticky and a part of it falls down onto the earth, landing right on top of you. You get slowly and painfully crushed to death. I wish for a new pet, preferably a whale, to replace my dead hamster.

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Almost honest - Megadeth

That stinging sensation, did it only happen when you tried to inhale? (spelling :?) I have that sometimes too, it's kind of creepy. I don't know whether it's bad or not, it always goes away after after a few minutes, but before it goes away it really hurts. I hope it's no heart failure or something :?. As for paranormal experiences, I don't think I've had any. I used to be afraid of ghosts and stuff when I was younger, I couldn't sleep without the light in the corridor being on. I always imagined huge grim reapers with battleaxes, dogs with scary white eyes and stuff. Pretty sure that was just my imagination, but it was no fun. I got rid of it after I stopped reading scary stories, hope it doesn't return after reading this thread :roll:.

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4/10. I think.

Banned for not knowing where you are. :?

Yes. :. Me are 107. I win. 128.

Seven. Edit: Too late :| . Another edit: I wasn't even too late. I just typed the wrong number. :shock:

Igozapper.

Yaoi.

Yes, I like cabbage with mint sauce. How does one design a website?

Bugs, ants and spiders. Not really when they're just crawling around without bothering me, but when they crawl over me or when I feel something tickle and it could be a bug... I go really crazy until they're gone. I also kinda hate being outside, so many of those little creatures there. :? Fear of people. Not really that bad, but I try to avoid meeting new people. I never know what to say, resulting in very annoying silence. Summer. I just don't like it. If it's cold, you can wear warm clothes. You can't wear cold clothes when it's very hot. Plus, there are a lot of bugs during summer. I don't understand how people can be afraid of death. I don't think I would be sad if I would know I would die in three months. Nothing to worry about when you're dead. Other people dying is much worse, especially if you care about them. No, I wouldn't mind dying. As long as I don't get tortured to death or something. Jumping of a tall building would be my preferred method of dying; no chance on failing, quick and painless.

Its 69. Who invented the first plane?