Death

The one ridiculous thing about the person above me is that he can't recognize Lord Humongous when he sees him.

Banned for joining today.

600. Jeez, you guys are machines. :XD:

I like my woman the way I like my rainbows, colorful and full of life. Socks.

I'm better than you because your signature was made by Stevepole.

4,312. I wish they still did that, but that feature was unfortunately lost with forum change. :-( I get so paranoid when I post now.

If they have I haven't noticed. Has a mysterious bruise ever developed on your leg that turned into a cut, that turned into a larger infected looking cut, that reverted to a bruise? Yes.

Pro: They have the best noses ever. Con: They can't jump. A USB device.

Coat it in parmesan and eat it. A sample of hair.

Derp the tail.

You fall and impale yourself on the pen that you didn't think to pick up earlier.

Algebra II. Bug.

^ Correct. < Listening to music. v Thinking about a small tire.

One of your co-workers might go insane and go on a pickaxe killing spree. It's not smart to lick frogs because...

Dang it Goon! You said you'd keep it a secret. :cry: Lord Humongous?

Duck hunting. Would you rather be infected by an alien fungus and gradually suffocated to death, or implanted with an organism that will eventually grow too large and leave by tearing through your rear?

I love you for your luminescent shin hair.

Sloppy.

I hate you for being The Blob in disguise.

What if I did?

Rimshot.

You get a can of blue spray paint. *Inserts a whiffle ball.*

I am scheming to get the food before it gets to Goon's house.

Cloudy, windy, and cold. Favorite finger?