Death

Flames. Stars.

520.

You're fired form the cheese club for taking it so much.

Apples.

Banned for being early.

*Throws Jell-O at everyone.*

Pro: Rather clever the first time. Con: Gets gradually less creative. Radiant heat.

Nope. Nobstalf?

Pet it. A rock attached to a tennis ball.

I gotta say no. Did you know dolphins sleep with one eye open?

I hate you for having an all text signature like I used to have.

...someone could try to hook their flashlight up to it. It's not smart to smell ammonia because...

10/10.

Death kil me.

8,999 darts impale you.

6,216.

*Throws my newly amputated arm at Psycho.*

Banned for wanting my shell...precioussss...

Has marshmallows on his red boots.

Creative.

610. Darn you useless file names.

You get 3 more. They sure multiply quickly. *Inserts a blue dragonfly.*

Yo Adrenal, I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Necromagus is the best thread reviver of all time. Of all time!

Has a bee who had part of his wing amputated.