Death

The one ridiculous thing about the person above me is his ability to touch his tongue to his eyebrows.

^ Might be right. < Doesn't have a Chick-Fil-A anywhere near him. v Has one near them.

Unfortunately not. The person under me can see the light.

I am an interior crocodile alligator.

I guess. Do you like it when things break? No.

I hate you for educating the world about the truth.

Can put a tornado in a headlock.

*Tosses a bag of vitamins at a random person.*

Phpbb3, I miss the old TIF. Would you rather own a rock or a tree?

6.

550. :XD:

I love you for hitting the button.

Rad heat.

Pro: It might be a picture of Silver. Con: It might be a clever ruse. Tricks.

I like my woman like I like my sunglasses, providing a new view of the world. Plastic.

Banned because I don't want to click the button.

3995.

You get a cooler of fresh organs. *Inserts a battery.*

Videos. Favorite kind of glue?

Comic. Cujo.

Pearls Before Swine.

Wrong, it is viscous. Cold doesn't exist, it is just a lack of heat.

Open it to release them into their natural habitat. Some green string.

I am just out of sight.