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According to Mod Raven's data Zamorak was leading right at the start, for probably all of 10 minutes though L I always knew Zamorakians came first and got tired out after 10 minutes.

I love it so much. Can't wait for the skill release :D I think some JMods have been watching too much Big Bang Theory lately... "Crappy pandering sitcom invented the atom." Now I've heard everything.

100k online/half bots is better then 20k online/half bots 20k? What, are you referring to OSRS?

I bet it's because everyone's at the Battle of Lumbridge. If you use the tears to buy xp lamps, they say it's actually efficient. Also some people might be frustrated with the technical issues and are waiting for them to get fixed. My sound is still screwy... I just want to listen to the pretty music.

Where does it say HTML5 isn't coming out on the 22nd? I thought that was part of the whole RS3 package.

"Why does everyone keep mentioning" no, nobody else mentioned this. Just one. Besides, it didn't have a special in RSC.

But "dragon battleaxe is better than a whip" isn't an opinion, it's just plain WRONG. I'm not saying you HAVE TO use a whip, but it's 100% undeniably factually true that it is indeed better than a dragon battleaxe. I trust you are using offhand weapons too, right? Shields are rather pointless for killing large numbers of weak monsters. Twohanded weapons or dual wielding are the way to go.

I'll take a shot. Saradomin - Lawful Good Saradominism is all about fighting for the greater good. The majority of his followers are law-abiding, upstanding do-gooders, but he does have some "fanatics" under his flag. His following must have a few misinterpretations with their holy texts (remind you of something?) that causes this extremism. Saradomin himself is a bit more of a mystery. He's said a few contradictory things (claims to have created Gielinor) and seems to have a rather big ego. All in all he seems to be a good guy, albeit a bit dickish. Armadyl - Lawful Good It's mostly the same case with Saradominism (lawful, greater good etc.), except there aren't any fanatics. Maybe it's because Armadyl's texts and philosophies are more straightforward and morally sound, or his following is so obscure that the crazies haven't had a chance to propagate. Armadyl's beliefs are made crystal clear, and it's almost certain he has no ulterior motives. Guthix - Neutral of course Not much to say here. Guthix is (was) all about balance and nature. He believed there should be a natural order to all things. Bandos - Chaotic Neutral Bandos isn't evil. What he does may seem twisted and fiendish, but it's all means for a single-minded end. WARRR! He doesn't even seem to see the difference between good and evil. Maybe he does, but he doesn't care. He just wants his followers to smash everything. His followers are simple and they respect strength above all else. They don't have any complicated beliefs or morals, they just want to smash. Seren - Neutral Good We don't know very much about Seren, but we do know she loves her elven followers above all else. She and her followers hid away in the elven forests to avoid the many wars of early history, so it's clear they don't like fighting. When Guthix requests she leaves in line with the Edicts, she instead breaks herself into million of tiny crystals so she can be with her beloved elves forever. She still resides in the woods, but her power is diminished due to her being in millions of tiny pieces. Zamorak - Chaotic Evil It's clear that Zamorak is evil, or at least his followers are. They kill and take and sin and destroy and think only of themselves. Zamorak teaches strength through adversity. Chaos brings out the strength in people. Civilization stagnates without strife. He doesn't care for the weak. He completely disregards them in favor of the strong. Unlike Bandos, Zamorak and his followers understand morals, and understand what they're doing is wrong. Zaros - Indeterminate We know next to nothing about Zaros. We have no texts, no stories, nothing. We know at least that some of his followers are pretty bro (Azzandra, Ali the Wise) but they don't explain exactly what Zaros is all about. All we know is Zaros is the strongest of the gods, next to the Elder Gods in power, and that he likes purple. Anyone who says they know what Zaros is all about is deluding themselves, or perhaps under some kind of mind control. Nothing ever said he even has an inkling of caring for his loyals, beyond his strongest, such as Azzandra. Sliske - Chaotic Dickass Conniving sneaky sunnova[bleep]. That's all we got, that's all we need. Sliske is going down.

Zarosians are a bunch of dickriders. He doesn't care about you. He'll throw you away once he's done with you. You're "siding" with the "god of control", remember? He's using you. Besides, "empty lord", "god of control" and "I like purple" are all we really know about him. You don't know his ideals, you don't know his plans for the future of Gielinor. You're praying to a god just because he's cool and mysterious. Maybe if he was in a boy band, sure, go ahead. But this is serious. This is the fate of the world as we know it.

Armadyl? I'd have to say RED, WHITE AND BLUE! Justice, peace and freedom. The proud avianese represent them, soaring through the sky, delivering justice on the guilty. Equal opportunity, liberty and a fair chance at prosperity. Join the Armadylians. Join the United Scapers of Armadyl. P.S. 1776th post.

So how do keepsaked weapons actually work?

Goddammit, Belmont.

I wasn't referring to you, specifically. I was talking about Jagex's difficulties teaching players. If you can get the stats for KK/QBD/Nex you can definitely spend one millionth of that time on learning and getting used to the EoC. You're blowing this "stress" thing way out of proportion. You aren't going to die, losing adrenaline isn't going to kill you, you're going to be fine. And I'm surprised that in 15 years of gaming you have yet to see anything like this.

A lot of their attempts at helping players along have fallen flat. Like the tutorial, for example... I HATE how players need so much hand holding now. If they see something has been changed, they'll hate it INSTANTLY. You need to CONVINCE them to even TRY it. And once they try it (tons of free XP if I do the tutorial? dur okay) they probably won't even UNDERSTAND it. It requires at least one iota of critical thinking to get anything done in life, but I see so, so many people failing at that every day, and end up quitting (for maybe a month before they come back) over this "confusing new combat system" because they don't have the mental capacity to learn something significantly new. And that has anything to do with what he is posting how? I had to edit that post quite a few times because the [bleep]ing copy paste function seems to take entire chunks out of websites now, not just the text. You caught my post at a bad time, and I've elaborated since then. Goddammit I'm really angry at Jagex for not explaining how momentum works. It would help at least 90% of the cases in which players are bummed about the new combat system. You didn't read my whole post, because I talked about momentum. You just hand waved it in one sentence, saying it's "just the old combat system". Well, isn't that what you liked? No? Then why did you ever play this game in the first place? Trick question. It wasn't the combat. So why would it suddenly matter now? It's at least an improvement, at the very least.

Nex>?>pop? Void>Nex>GWD>Ports If you don't need any defence, which you DO now. I've been getting beaten up pretty good while using bandos on slayer tasks, and I can only imagine that big bosses will require more sufficient defence to take down efficiently.

And that has anything to do with what he is posting how? I had to edit that post quite a few times because the [bleep]ing copy paste function seems to take entire chunks out of websites now, not just the text. You caught my post at a bad time, and I've elaborated since then. Goddammit I'm really angry at Jagex for not explaining how momentum works. It would help at least 90% of the cases in which players are bummed about the new combat system.

"Adrenaline is a hormone that is secreted by the adrenal medulla in response to stress, and increases heart rate, pulse rate and blood pressure." That's perfectly natural. If you really don't like it, use momentum. I swear, Jagex needs to put a gigantic banner in your face when you log in telling you to try out momentum if you don't like the new combat system.

I want him to read me a bedtime story.

Got a 10k combat captain with NO TRAITS! Hell yeah, time to fill the four slots with useful stuff. 4 tacticians is the best idea, right? Or is the rounding screwed up or something silly?

Jas must rest deep in the sand, south of Menaphos, as he seems to have an affinity for sand. Ful must rest underneath the volcano in the northwest wilderness, as his affinity is with that of lava and fire. The third elder god must rest beneath the elven woods, as his affinity must be trees and plants. All three of these locations are roughly equidistant to Lumbridge caves, where the stone of Jas was found.

"Inside the Fight Cauldron room, equip a pair of Obsidian Gloves. Donate TokKul to the coffer. Teleport to a location of your choice. Unequip the gloves. Equip a TokKul-Zo (It must be uncharged - do this by destroying it, then reclaiming from the Tzhaar-Mej in the Main Plaza). Ensure that you have 409 Obsidian Shards in your inventory. (The exact amount depends on the day - the easiest way to check is to open your Captain's Log, and divide the RuneDate by 10, and round down.) Use a Ring of Visibility on a Ring of Stone (must be that order) Talk to the Ga'al!" Is this a joke?

Nice MS paint, weenie.

Did you even TRY using momentum?

Wat. Golf Whiskey Drinks/Delta = GWD? Dunno about rest. Golf Whiskey Delta That's the NATO phonetic alphabet. "Drinks" has nothing to do with it.