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It'd make sense for them to turn meds/chains/skirts into hybrid gear, actually. This makes more sense, as chainbodies and med helms were designed so they wouldn't inhibit your spellcasting and ranging as much back before EoC. Full helms would inhibit your aim more than a mostly open-faced medium helm, and chainbodies had nothing protecting your arms, so you could draw back bows more easily. Not sure about skirts though, but I guess they could reason that less junk-friction would allow for better focus and unrestricted flow of "magical energies".

So I just tried this thing out. I've been there before the update a bit, and I did enjoy it, but it had its issues. Now it's a lot more fun. I couldn't get myself to stop, actually. But then like a bit over an hour later I got over 1000 more catches. Holy shit was that fast. But I swear, these bushes are b***ches and when I find you witches who make the bushes stop the twitches just as I'm about to get the catches I swear I'll getcha's and put ya'll in stitches.

After getting lost in that convoluted, outdated, messy amalgamation of inbred, smelly, homophobic, uglyass trees so many times, you can't imagine how often I fantasize about this.

Skull of Vecna only boosts your magic level like a potion, right? Wouldn't extreme magic potions be better?

Working as intended. Escape was buffed.

Friggin' JAG... You have to activate it for HTML5 as a separate device. It asked me one question that I wasn't entirely sure of. I typed it in, got in wrong... and guess what? It didn't change questions. Now I need to wait 24 hours to try again. Oh well, the beta looks like it's really glitchy and probably not even worth bothering with... At least until the new interfaces arrive. Is there any way to see what questions you have for JAG? I think there are only three questions, right? I need to make sure the note I wrote down is actually for JAG and not for my old recovery questions or something. Speaking of which, do recovery questions even exist anymore, or were they completely replaced by this annoying JAGOFF system? By the way, what ever happened to the NDA? It seems a lot of people are posting screenshots etc. regardless.

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Maybe against bosses and players you might want the best DPS possible with DoTs, but in slayer, gradual damage is practically useless. Over however many seconds combust may do more damage than impact, or dismember more than punish, but most slayer monsters get killed in two attacks anyway. You could DoT a monster and move onto another one, but if you keep doing that, you'll notice your spawns get bunched up in certain scenarios and you're left with downtime inbetween kills. Most combo attacks (assault, destroy, asphyxiate) kill in one or two hits. You can't assume they're going to take the full ~6 seconds unless you're fighting metal dragons or fire giants (yes they have exorbitantly absorbent health). Especially when you're using damage boosting timed ultimates, you'll want to have the 5s abilities to build adrenaline as fast as possible. By the way, slaughter and fragment shot get tripled damage if the opponent moves, and the best way to cause this is to step underneath them. You can click underneath the opponent (preferably right click -> walk here) just as the move activates, so all but the first hit will deal triple damage. Oh, and don't make the mistake I make all too often of using binding shot then fragment.

Use impact over combust and use snaring shot over either needle or dazing. Not only does impact/snaring stun, but they also do some decent damage, and both range and mage's 3s abilities deal extra damage vs stunned opponents. Use metamorphosis over omnipower. Omni is hardly worth it, while metamorph gets you a ton of extra damage, especially if you can get two thresholds in. Berserk works in the same vein, but be careful, even though it boosts your damage even more than metamorph, it makes you take much more damage as well. Only use it on relatively weak monsters that won't be hitting you very hard. Use punish over dismember. Dismember has a very long cooldown and hardly does any damage, while punish has a very short cooldown (5s) but also does low damage. You should keep a 3s and 5s ability on all your bars, so you're never left with a delay between your attacks. Also, consider adding a third threshold to all of your bars. Double shot, rapid fire and bombard for range; assault, hurricane and slaugher (and/or quake) for 2h melee; assault, destroy and slaughter (and/or flurry) for DW melee. Thresholds account for a large chunk of your damage. There's no good reason not to use as many as possible.

To be fair, it's a lot of the same lore that we've had for a long time now (we visit other planes regularly, and the game's creation story has been common knowledge for a while). They're just presenting it in the most ridiculous way they can: with the word "multiverse". Also Guthix had a daughter and she died because "I hear that's a good way to motivate a character" Also Saradomin was a blue giant because "I hear that his favorite color was blue" Also Guthix killed Skaragaroth because "I can't think of any other way for Guthix to just become a god so let's pull some serious Deus Ex Machina, and Skargereoth sounds like a good fantasy name, right?" Also Tuska is in no way Bandos because "I hear fans like when two unrelated characters look similar, hey maybe we can later rip off some of their speculations on their relationship" Also Seren is Guthix's waifu because "I hear fans shipping these two all the time" Also there are 12 powerful elder artifacts because "lol yugioh lol dragonball lol collecting magical items omg lol im such a good writer"

The word itself is stupid. It's an abortion of language. The "uni" in universe is supposed to symbolize the singular everything of existence. Changing that to "multi" just diminishes its poignancy. The idea isn't entirely stupid, but it's entirely fictitious and definitely shouldn't just be stapled onto an otherwise cohesive story.

Where did you get that definition? I've never heard anyone use it like that. Oh right, you Googled "universe definition". "Guthix mentions that Zanaris is a moon near a lush-looking planet. Is Zanaris Gielinor's moon? If not, why does it seem like the fairies, who Guthix brought to Gielinor, have mostly returned to their homeworld? Mod Osborne: You're correct in all your comments. Remember that Zanaris is the gateway through which a number of races came to Gielinor, so the fairies are likely there to manage that in some way." You should've Googled that one. Exactly. It's unnecessary theoretical science bullshit that can only A) Make string theorists sound smart, B) Retcon ridiculous stories for lazy comic writers, or C) Make a story infinitely more complex than it needs to be. The new lore we got from the butterflies was a bit of a shock. They're introducing way too many concepts in such a small span of time. Now we're told Runescape itself is pretty much working off of string theory. Please. It's a bit insulting that they think they can forcefeed us all this ridiculous lore without any content to go with it. It's like they copypasted some excerpt from some 14 year old's overwritten fanfic and called it Runescape.

It's not trolling, it's the truth.

It doesn't make it any less stupid. "Universe" is meant to be the all encompassing entirety of existence. "Multiverse" is just redundant. Actually, no. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAdwS5MFjQ And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI50HN0Kshg OR (I'm more of a fan of this one) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o Can go on all day, the point is, the term "multiverse" is not redundant, far from it actually... May I suggest you consider the idea of looking at a universe as a "plane" of existence with its own natural "rules", and compare it to a multiverse, where there might be other universes with different rules? I guess that's the tl;dr version.[/hide] You do know who Michio Kaku is, right? He's a TV personality. He's an entertainer. He's a theoretical physicist who won't shut up about science fiction, futurism, and worst of all, string theory. He's only here to make science sound cool. The term "multiverse" at its core is redundant. As I said before, universe means "everything". There can't be more than one "everything", unless you're playing "what ifs" like DC comics, Marvel comics, and string theorists love to do. Sure, Runescape is a fantasy game, sure it can indulge itself in any silly pseudoscience bullshit it wants, but it doesn't even use the idea consistently. It's said that Guthix opened portals to different planes of reality after he stole Katagorborgogath's sword. One of these "planes" was a moon inhabited with fairies. It turns out that this moon was Gielinor's, and it was known as Zanaris. That means Zanaris and Gielinor, although referred to as "seperate planes" are actually existant not only in the same UNIVERSE, but also right next to eachother.

It doesn't make it any less stupid. "Universe" is meant to be the all encompassing entirety of existence. "Multiverse" is just redundant.

Less than 20 kills and I got KBD heads.

I'm bored. I used to dream about getting 99 in stats. Now I have 99 in almost all my combats. It's nowhere near as exciting as I hoped it would be. I have a bunch of bonus xp pendants sitting in my bank. I don't even feel like using them.

DC Comics didn't think so. ;) DC Comics is pants-on-head retarded.

Does anyone else think the term "multiverse" is pants-on-head retarded?

Get at least 80 attack for chaotics. There's no reason not to level it up, as your CB level is only your highest offensive stat+defence.

Solidarity.