foursideking

A tip to all p2pers: turn accept aid off to prevent scammers 'accidentally' group tele'ing you to wildy....

I like my men the way I like my 3D pinball....or wait, I hate both. (Here's an easy one) baseball pitchers

Lol...sports for me. Even though I didn't make it on any sports teams in school, I was always just baaarely off the basketball/baseball teams. Have you ever seen a classic bond movie? Mmhmm, my favourite is goldfinger...mainly because the guy they hired to play auric goldfinger seems like a diobolical genious...

So that's where we get all our deserts... The letter h

Meh...I have a few regrets, the biggest being girlfriends number 1,2, and 3. First girl I dated was nice, but then I accidentally forgot her birthday once and she dumped me because of it. Girlfriend number 2 was another nice one, but then we decided to end the relationship when she got into some usc. Then girlfriend number 3 was nice, but she seemed too forgetful....kinda sad actually, makes me glad that #4 ended up being the perfect fit.

The post I made was indeed serious....

Lol...my favourite set used to be the 'sash-azelf' one. I had a beastly spec-atk lead azelf, whose sole purpose was to tear enemy walls to shreds. 252sp.atk/252spe/4atk,modest, explosion/tbolt/psychic/flamethrower. Thing was a wall-wrecker...

Naw rob, but it's getting close to 'take your right hand to work day'. Darn hallmark holidays, they're confusing what should and shouldn't be celebrated...

Lol...this is annoying. Seems that jagex is trying to do everything to make money seeing as funorb crashed and went down in flame-s. The whole idea of buying accounts back is pretty dumb, seeing as now any 14yr old can just steal their parent's credit card and rebuy their account should someone legitimately report them. Mind you, I'm still gonna use the report button, seeing as now my reports have monetary value...

Fbi, if wesley snipes can avoid them, then so can I... Would you rather wear an extremely uncomfy thong or an extremely loose pair of boxers?

Here's a semi-creepy story, I hope noone pisses themselves: The Soul Robber This story begins with a man named Jack C Rutherford. Growing up in arkansas in the late 60s, jack was an aspiring bank robber. He couldn't care less who got in his way, he'd kill a hundred men if it'd mean getting all the money in a bank. His family: dead. His future: let's take a look. In 1972, jack got his first big break. Scouting local banks, he came across one that was ripe for the pickings. Sure, it had a vault, but aside from 3 guards, it was completely unprotected. June 6th: jack rutherford marches right into the bank. With his glock in tow, he fires off half of his 12shot magazine, picking off the 3 guards and killing all but 2 of the female tellers. Pointing the gun to one of their heads, he orders them to open the vault to which they fearfully agree. He robs the bank entirely, stealing 250 grand before forcibly having his way with, and then picking off the remaining 2 female tellers. Getting home to his arkansas apartment, he puts the duffle of cash on the floor, and sits on his bed quietly listening to the radio. As he is listening to the radio, a silent hum begins to replace the broadcast, and then, from out of nowhere, a demonic voice begins to speak. Jack, highly curious, turns up the volume, only to hear the words 'now that ye've killed and desicrated, so shall I'. Jack fearfully falls asleep, waking up 3 days later. Jack eventually wakes up, but for some reason, he begins to hear voices in his head. These aren't normal voices either, they're voices of the people he killed slowly getting louder and louder. 100 days go by, and jack is at the point of suicide when all but one of the voices leaves. Jack, thinking he's safe, asks 'who are you, last voice?'. The voice in his head replies, 'I'm jack, who the hell are you?'

Granted: you have such an obsession with balls that it doesn't end at basketballs, and you go on to live with 500men's sacks superglued to your body. I wish scientology was dead...

Isn't kesha the twin brother of keanu? If he is, then no Do you like swimming in the pool or ocean? Pool ftw!

Mmhmm...the place that gave birth to the flaming homer (or in russian: molotov cocktail) got suicide bombed. Kinda scary actually, when you consider who fought the cold war/iraq...if russia does go after the terrorists, then wouldn't that complete the circle?

Kinda weird how everything bad seems to be happening right before 2012. Mind you, if the volcano turns life back into the dark ages, then I'm accusing my mother-in-law of being a witch. Oh, and advice to everyone afraid of this: either pick up superpowers or get the f''k out of the blast radius. Vancouva ftw!

Meh...I once thought my family was horrible. Had an alcoholic mother and a father who was too busy working to pay any attention to me. And then it happened. April 19th, 2010: my father and mother were driving me and my 15yr old brother out to the cottage on a rainy afternoon. We had just passed the local variety store when an SUV cut us off, crashing into our car, and injuring everyone in our car. I merely had a broken leg. My brother had 4 broken ribs and a broken arm. My parents....they say that if the airbags had worked, that they would've merely had a few broken bones. But instead, the SUV ended up costing me half my family. I guess the moral of my horrificly true story is to count yourself lucky...

Lol...I'd be willing to sponsor you if you accept 'mini-comps'. Here's the deal: 100k should you get either all stats 50+, or 200qp. The time would be from now up until march 1st, should you accept...

Here's another bonuso tipo (that's bonus tip in dislexic spanish): at the job interview, don't worry about anything going wrong. Chances are, if you worry about something happening, it is going to happen (have 3 failed relationships to prove it)

Lol...change the emote to make it almost like one of those ww2 fighter planes....just have you shooting at everyone, then in big bold letters over your head the words 'I...AM....an a'hole'

Lol @zoe: you chauvanistic beotch. Why is it all about scoring with you women, I mean c'mon, sometimes men want more in a relationship than just being used for their parts. It'd be like if men only liked women for their tatas. (Checks the stats for amount of playboy mags sold over the past year).....nvmnd. (Ps: I was being sarcastic...and zoe, you're going in the charlie's angels side of my friends list)...

Cream cheese. Orange juice.

Turn accept aid off...then you're guaranteed protection...

Lol @danqua: shakeweight isn't as bad as a d'ck in a box. Shakeweight at least shows your girlfriend how much you watch south park....I mean want her to stay healthy...

Lol...I laugh at those f2pers who always say 'my main could pwn you', or that 'their main is godly'. Kinda sad, especially since p2pers don't use alts most of the time, seeing as there is never really a point to'm....that and p2p has too many things to distract you.

For some strange reason, I seem to have a prejudice toward welfare users (ie: people who are unemployed and refuse to get a job). It's almost like I have a 6th sense about it too, just 1 look at someone, and I can tell whether they're a mooch or not.