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Mythical Mimicry :thumbup: Your punch means nothing as I'm a golem. I turn into a medusa-dragon crossbreed and turn you into stone then melt you.

Enahanced Speed I outrun your thoughts. I punch you to death very quickly.

Amorphus Physiology I pass through your webs and suffucate you with my gooeyness.

Mold Manipulation I make you choke on your mucus before you can bite me. You choke on your own mucus and mushrooms attack you.

Sirenian Mimicry I turn into a dugong and my thick neck fat protects me. I then fall on your and crush you under my weight.

Claw Retraction :wall: I... I claw my way through that goddamn explosion like a real man. Then I claw your face off.

I'm surpised you didn't carry that further. "Flaming hunk of wood" had so much potential for abuse. Sleep Manipulation I fall asleep until your urges leave my system. I make you fall asleep and then give you nightmares to stress your body out so much you die from shock.

I saw a picture of her once and my penis jumped off of my body. This explains so much.

Elemental Mimicry I become wooden and thus can't vomit. I then turn into a flaming hunk of wood and charge you.

Correct, although the box is actually full of paperwork. I'm going to guess 2 is the lie, as asparagus is no man's friend. I'm going to bed now. I'm Hispanic. One of my hobbies is origami.

Oops Possession. I possess you and stop you from killing my grandmother. Instead, I have you charge headlong at an incoming train.

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You wanted us lurkers to post?

The lie is 3. I love cheese (vegetarian =/= vegan). And bikes don't just get stolen by blacks, you know :shame: I'm going to say 3. Eating tissues is odd enough to be true and you look like a professional boxer to me. I'm a blackbelt in a martial art. I like asparagus. I have a cardboard box directly next to me.

**^ninja Since you didn't psot anything new I'll re-corrupt: Granted. However, you're a paraplegic mute. I wish I had the most chest hair of any man ever.

Superpower Wiki Homepage I break the fourth wall and leave the fight. I hunt you down in real life. (I think I just got the winning page.)

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I thpeak with a lithp and drive you to thuithide. I wish that my life would be ideal.

Number four is the lie, to be honest. I am a vegetarian. I recently had my bike stolen. I don't like cheese.

Intangibility I ignore the snow. I then become solid inside you, exploding you.

Mod Eduardo sounds like a pretty cool guy. Also we're almost on the first page.

Plant Manipulation I control your lawn and it catches me. Several trees fall on you, along with a rosebush.

"Pulchritudinous" is a wonderfully unflattering sounding word that means "beautiful." And "methinks" is amazing just for being a word.

Are there any sprays that are just a really long text message? Judging by the fact everyone HAS to read text like that when they see it, it'd be a good distrator as spy.