Dupin

Wait, what? You're not allowed to have fruit snacks? Or he means he's not allowed to have food in his room/ near his computer, which is completely understandable. I actually used to have the same rule, with the same consequences, except not for a month and I couldn't just mouth off and wait for the other parent to get home.

Why flip out at him if you can just take it back? Especially if you knew your mom would give it back, you're really just creating new problems for yourself by verbally abusing him.

You did post, I remember reading it. It was something about how dinosaurs get no love.

I've heard that if you get a some white noise, a red light, put the halves of a ping pong ball over your eyes, and wait thirty minutes, you can hallucinate.

I understand the "gay voice" thing, and it is annoying, but not exactly conclusive evidence that someone is gay. Don't burn 'em yet.

You kidding me? I bet it was entirely the pets' fault that the double-wide caught fire. Those cats are always plotting, scheming. Well, yeah, animals don't have morals. People who have pets deserve to have their houses burned down for being stupid enough to trust such godless creatures. @Vid: Lmfao.

Yes, I'm more talkative on the internet.

;) Yo. There is nothing thought-provoking about dupes. He was clearly referring to me. No, I was referring to myself. Lol, this is great. I responded because I had criticized him in the rap thread for just spittin' random rhymes with no meter or method to them, so I thought he was being annoyed at me. Dupin is a Poe reference. I wouldn't call it thought-provoking, it's really just the first name that came to mind when I wanted to not be "Bentomat" any more. What is thought-provoking about CrustyGoblinFoot?

Holy cow. http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/scores/top#books-last30 You can find pretty much every classic in here. At a glance, I saw Kafka, Twain, Poe, [bleep]ens, Verne, Hugo, Dumas, Wells, Machiavelli, Dante, Stoker, Thoreau and Joyce. They're all free, just click the title and click "HTML" and it opens it in your browser with no download or fee. I found this place when my English teacher assigned a short story and told us to just read it on there. It was "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow", and I thought it was pretty good. If not worth going out of your way to read, it's definitely worth the time, considering how easy it is to get stuff there.

We are all white And that's all right. Our rhymes are still sweet. Can't you feel the beat?

But...I thought what we had was real. All you ever cared about was the monkey.

;) Yo. People who think they're too good to put in the effort to use traditional grammar rules, and instead expect others to decipher the disguised intelligence in their writings. Excluding real authors who this would actually be true for, of course. Authors can choose to use unusual grammar or sentence structure if it changes the content of the writing (e.g. Finnegan's Wake, The Stranger, Slaughterhouse Five).

Is this not a description of our entire existence? No adjustment of government policies will resolve the impermanence of our situation.

Tru dis.

H2PM posted it and it was awesome, so we all just copied it.

This weekend is a long weekend because of a holiday that America has completely distorted with bias, and teachers aren't allowed to give homework because this is the weekend senoirs are supposed to write college application essays.

Yea the single player is lame. The TNT doesn't even detonate.

Your breasts are developing quite nicely, gurllll.

OPIUM HAS NO NEGATIVE HEALTH EFFECTS YOU TROll. I know because I read it on the internet. It's just the conservative government try'na keep us down, man. The worst kind of suicide is the kind that you wake up from. Failing at life can be pretty depressing, but failing at death just sucks.

An interesting insight into the life of an Zierro. I like to think of it as temporary suicide. Because real suicide is way too extreme, people will have to deal with your corpse and your death, you miss out on the future, it's not a reputable way to go, too painful and scary, etc. Too many cons when you can just go to sleep in order to avoid the chaos of life, even if it's only for a while. Plus you get to have dreams. Yeah. Opium works too.

I think most people on these forums are introverted - it is, after all, a forum based on Runescape. I personally do not set up many social outings, and only really have two friends I would call for stuff like that. But purposefully avoiding society is a bit extreme.

An interesting insight into the life of an Zierro. OT: Skip a night. If you get up at 4 PM, then stay awake all night and stay awake for the rest of the day, then go to bed at 8 PM. The trick is to continue going to bed at the beginning of the night, and not fall back into your old habits.

Did i mention piracy (the software thing, not with the ships ;<) is still legal here if you dont share it with others (IE download but dont upload) I think that's kind of the case here as well. At any rate an American pirate can get away with it if he doesn't share it, according to a cousin who pirates. Yep. You can rip a movie from a dvd onto your computer using a program from the internet (which I won't name because it's illegal in the US), and there would really be no way you could get caught.