Rizla

He can't go a day without hot man loving, he'll be back.

Went to Higbury to watch Arsenal destroy Aston Villa 5-0 8)

OK so his mates are taking the piss because he has a girlfriend? :virgins:

"Paying you out"? What exactly does that mean, i can't say i've ever heard that term before.

Little Wing and Castles Made Of Sand by Hendrix. Both under 3 minutes, but it's farily easy to find versions that are longer.

Watching road trip at the cinema, when the snake jumps out and bites Barry, i pretty much had to change my pants. It wasn't that i found it scary, i just wasn't expecting it - just sat there enjoying my minstrels and BAM, i'm 6 inches out of my seat with chocolate covered treats flying all over the place.

I'm gonna be optomistic and say England. I think that on our day we could beat any team in the world - we've certainly got 2 of the best midfield players in football at the moment (Lampard and Gerrard), Rooney is arguably one of the best forwards at International level, and our defence isn't too shabby either.

But it's on the internet, it must be true!

So how long have you been in hospital for?

It sure would, and it would be even cooler that someone who got shot in the spine could even feel the laptop on their legs, seeing as they'd be completely useless.

A true "Americian" would realise that American has 1 i, not 2.

So you're posting from the hospital?

He's Dutch. And you'd think an American soldier would know how to spell the name of the country he's been spending his time in.

I was so convinced he was making all that stuff up, i would have willingly signed a contract forcing me to cover my genitals in zebra blood and place them in his lions mouth had it been true.

Words like that are just pointless (referring to the chemicals). "Hey Gunter, pass the uhhh.... the.... oh f*** just give me the damn bottle"

Am i the only one who's picking up a very strong odor eminating from this thread... it seems to be getting stronger too.

Indeed. Call me a skeptic but i don't believe a word of this.

Here's an idea - GET AN EDUCATION. Judging by your spelling, i'd say you need it.

11, I'd guess, because in another thread he said he'd have to wait 3 more years for US child labor laws to allow him to work, and in many states it's 14... 11? I didn't even have a computer at 11, much less $700 of my own money to spend on one.

I've looked through this whole thread without finding out how old the thread starter is... care to let us know?

agar? Guess what's growing in the agar and you get a cookie... A vicious strain of syphilis?

We don't take too kindly to foreigners around these parts.

Care to rephrase that? :shock:

You can't expect a band to release the same album with the same sound for 20 years - people change, bands change. You're no better than all the people that whine because "Metallica were only good before the black album". So what if it sounds different, just accept it and move on, and don't criticise the people who do like it.

And you suck for being a narrow-minded little gimp. Seriously, if you took 5 minutes of your time to step away from whatever secluded little genre of music it is you listen to (probably black/death/thrash metal), you might actually find something you like and stop behaving like an elitist tool.