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The Full Confession you:i want to ask you about your hat. wom:why, thank you! I rather like it myself. you:You stole it off the woman in the bank! you stole all this valuable stuff too! wom:Stole it? How could you possible think i did such a thing? you:I saw you robbing the bank! you killed all those people! wom:deary me, (your name), your imagination is running wild! What could make you think you saw me do that? you:I've seen a security recording that shows you robbing the bank. the bank's guard showed me it. wom:You've seen the bank's security recording? wom:Tut tut tut... oh well, at least you'll never be able to tell the bank about me. they'll never listen you:So you're just going to get away with it? wom:That's my plan, yes you:but that's... well, it's WRONG! wom:Wrong? WRONG? i'll tell you what's wrong! wom:I've spent my life travelling the world, doing quests for people, saving lives, saving villages from terrifying monsters and all that sort of thing. wom:Now i'm old, and where do i have to live? in this freezing old house next to a pig-sty, with a bunch of yobs outside who can't keep their hands off the market stalls! What sort of reward is that? wom:so don't talk to me about right or wrong! you:Maybe someone should talk to you about right and wrong... wom:bah! you:hmmph! wom:Now that you've got that off your chest, would you like to ask me about anything else? can only be heard once on an account, after viewing the security recording which costs 50gp after the first viewing

2 things i'm f2p and i watched the tape today so they must have made it f2p. olivia is the seed seller for the stalls(examine says so)the players arn't players because you can examine them(a player)

they do but your game laggs you off runescape every time you log on due to the internet requirements to transfer infinaty i wish the first person didn't make a wishso nobody would've made a wish

they do but your game laggs you off runescape every time you log on due to the internet requirements to transfer infinaty i wish the first person didn't make a wishso nobody would've made a wish

well i dont call low levels noobs unless they are doing absolutly stupid stuf(like asking to buy the mage armor i'm wearing for 100gp when it is actually full rune armor or asking me to take them to fally when they are in fally) i call high level people noobs often for example i was in the al kaharaid palace fighting gaurds when some lv 90 kept on killing the gaurds i attacked when he was more than triple my level(if a low level does it then i just say get your own gaurd. or when they try scamming me.

i scammed lv 50 people when i was a noob

a scammer once tried selling me a "super rare black lobster" for 10k saying it normally costs 1mil

??? why do that then the kingdom would effectivly be a shopping mall for only you?

i hate beggers who follow you everywhere. though i have found several ways to ditch them. the most efective is taking them into the wildy north of varrok. not as effective is changing levels of buildings. and least effective is giving in to the begging

pi=4

you get a dollar but it is counterfit and you try spending it and recieve 20 years in jail. i wish more people knew that pi is a number and it isn't the same as pie

it would also make it so easy to acidentitally report the wrong person

this would be a great idea even if it slowed the game down a bit due to the extra data being saved

now you must have atleast 1k gp in the bank at all times if not anyone can take your items. due to recent complaints about bank size from non mems we are increasing bank size to 1 million spaces and we are making gold un stack able unless you buy all 1 million spaces for 100gp each to get the money bag

huge compared to what? the wise old man robbed the bank

they do but only when money means debt not richness. i wish i knew pi

has anyone realised that all the gold stuf is guilded with gold leaf strange book says so in the comments

the only time i beg is if i'm getting bored sitting in a bank trying to sell an item then i only beg people to buy the item. if a begger asks me for items the only things i'll give them is burnt syuf ashes tinder boxes etc. just worthless stuf. an amazing story was i saw a lv 80 person wearing full trimmed rune with a scythe begging saying he got hacked and he was actually getting donations.

also gold coins wiegh nothing even when your carrying 1000000 of them which the wieght would have to add up to at least a kilogram

pineapples in runescape grow on trees in real life they dont

is this even a game it seems more like you told a story and people get to comment on it? ??? i accessed this from forum games somehow???

i love noobs(ignorent kind) i rip them off all the time on karmaja island fishing dock. noob:can i buy your green cape? me:sure 1k noob:ok we trade i go make green dye for 30gp and kill a highway man for a cape and make another one. back on karmaja fishing lobbs and giving them away free waiting for another noob...

fine Birdboy60 and Birdboy6o this means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! since i'm fired from jagox forever i'm starting my own company "Super Company" which just happens to win the lottery 15 times (the government checked it out and it appears that "Super Company" is just very lucky). using the winnings "Super Company" buys JAGOX making me the new owner of JAGOX along with a couple of investors(you arn't one of them). Using my new power i make myself SUPER MOD WYVREN2000. and i get rid of all evil updates for awhile causing the use of runescape to incraese 100 fold. making me and the investors the richest people on earth!!!! and using my money i buy every tech related business including every internet service provider and i make it impossible for you to get internet access!!!! and i fire you from the Jagox division of "Super Company" banning you from stepping foot on any of their properties!!! and super company starts buying all the busineses in the world that have more than 1 location. eventually i own the world and become the dictator killing anyone who opses me!!! muhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it doesn't but due to that the next person's wish doesn't get corrupted. i wish that person above me would go back to grammer jail.

it is a creative answer. a*b+c so b*a=c or c/a=b or c/b=a