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Corvus

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  1. morbid bridges poach single mine detectors and recreation rooms.
  2. ok my bad i thought there was a rule against this but ther isn't
  3. not all chicken are good(example: the evil chicken) this is a website dedicated to runescape2 and runescape and arenascape
  4. you can but you get sent to grammer jail for being so bad at grammer that your wish makes no sense. i wish i had pi.
  5. e srry i have been busy recently e=2.7182818284 you were suposed to count the letters in each word
  6. the bottle questions real answer is that you take 1 pill from bottle 1, 2 pills from bottle 2,3 pills from bottle 3,... the weight should be 550 so find the differnce and that is the number of the bottle
  7. you do but it is a member of the acossition for dead people or something(one exists in asia it was started by a man who was leagaly prononced dead but he lived so he cant get a passport or stuf (though he cant pay taxes if they think he is dead)) i wish that the next person wishes for me
  8. there is no such thing as a computer/relic whoever wants to say something can becaues i'm out of ideas
  9. it would still be the wrong bottle if you picked a wrong one. the scale would just be messed up
  10. it is in french but it has nothing to do with langages!!!! it is a pnmonic for something in math!!!! i will post the answer tommorow my time
  11. just one thing if you read closely i never said i applied for the job. they came to me and begged that i come back because things were too good without me and they needed me to make it evil again. so i never applied for a job. Jagox has repealed the bannings of every former mod (ok can we get back to being evil against all of runescape rather then each other) and rehired them. now to be nice to players we are droppinspecial super wepons on every space every hour called NUKES. they blow up after 3 seconds reseting everything except mod stuf.
  12. recently players have been complaing that runescape isn't realistic enough. and i have been getting fed up witth it. so to make runescape more realistic we are raising members fees to $20 to cover the cost of our realism patrol(*snicker*) who will make runescape more realistic. if your runescape charecter dies they will hunt you down and kill you to make runescape more realistic. and members fees are mandotory and if you refuse to pay they will be added to your taxes. the realism patrol wont kill any jagox mods except Birdboy60
  13. this might not make sense with the mesures if you have 10 bottles of medicine with 10 pills in each each ment to weigh 10 grams but 1 bottle contains pills that weigh 1 gram too much or too little. and if you get it weighing it only 1 time you will get 200 dollars and a rebate on that bottle of medicine. how can you weigh the pills and be sure that you will get the right bottle?
  14. why doesn't any one guess on my last question
  15. you stole my suicide button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was in the post i made on feb. 24th!!!!!!!!!!!!!! update at jagox: the personel department has decided to fire the following personel : Birdboy60(for having a power battle with me) mojka(for stealing my suicide button idea) and they have rehired the following employies: wyvren2000(with all accounts returned better than they were) the legal department at jagox has decided to put restraing orders on the following former staff members preventing them from ever playing runescape again: Birdboy60 mojka(2 week ban from runescape) also after pulling some strings with the government the following former employies have been sentanced to life in prison with no parole or ability to appeal this sentence: Birdboy60 and also banned from ever using a computer again: Birdboy60 now for the update: everyone gets a rainbow party hat, santa hat, all the other holiday drops. also the bank of runescape will shut down at midnight when the entire game becomes wildy and the extremely high lv monsters get put so they will attack you anywhere but 1 space which deals 100 damage a second. also due to the expanded wildy all shops have closed all ranges turned off all cows have fled all food things have fled all anvils and furnaces are either turned off or taken away all npc have fled (except high lv ones that kill you) all runecrafting alters have been broken tree spirts highway men and rock golems are now at a 99% chance of happening to you in the first 10 minutes you play all doors have been locked normal alters have been abandond by the gods and a whole lot more
  16. you do but it is "i wish i knew what to wish for" and then uv used up your wish. i wish i knew what to wish for
  17. ok that is wierd. i say we start a new sentence. i like lemon pie. p.s.: lol you only spanked the monkey at 500 miles per hour i once got over 1000
  18. well people call me greedy when some annoying noob comes up and tries to buy my full rune for 1k saying he's "rich" and i say that doesn't even come close to the price that the price is more 200k, then other noobs say the armor is worth only 500gp and i'm a scammer. and yes i get called a scammer alot because when people beg me to sell my stuf at a fraction of the cost i say that i will sell it to them at normally 10x the actual price otherwise they follow me for 10-15 minutes begging (some guy followed me for 2 hours once). but yes people are greedy now. some high lv guy tried selling me a anti dragon shield when i was lv 30 for 50k which he probably got for free (i sell them once in awhile for 50gp). i think people should try to be less greedy and annoying
  19. aleternative update: this is a jagox mod update they now can access the mind control center even though it isn't totally finished. in the center mods can control any monster and even talk using it. if the mod wants to the mod can have it take items from thier bank such as food potions ext. the monster has the ability to use all non combat spells including teleport. and the mod can use the monster to attack players even outside the wilderness. so imagine a KBD with sharks using prayer (yes they can use prayer) and pots fighting noobs in lumby. and the unarmed fighting related quests will be simple. soon the center wil be updated to allow controling players. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! PS: the controled monsters if killed will respawn in either lumby or fally
  20. ok this is a small update. the is a new teleother noob spell which requires no runes. once you choose what noob to use it on (you can even pick that are noobs elsewhere) you can pick between several destinations (for example the kalphite queen or the KBD ) and the noob will go there. and there will now be a a list in lumby of everyone on tutorial island(for the convinence of the teleporters. also the noob restriction will be removed on friday the 13th's and all holidays (including ones most people have never heard of such as "towel day")and everyone who is teleported is instanly superskulled (if they die they lose EVERYTHING!!!! including their bank) and as a added bonus they lose all prayer all combat stats drop by 90% they get 50% hp (bad for people with more then 50% their limit. good for people with less then 50% their total hp). and to stop people from cheating and tellying to a city the spell notes your law runes if you have any and if your recieve any from people those also will be noted. ad te spell doesn't work on yourself. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! P.S.: And this will allow f2p people to see the monsters
  21. this is excelent: some noob at al kaharaid bank is running a bank sale noob:huge bank sale no noobs Me:that is impossible for a noob to be running a no noob bank sale noob: repeting Me:i try trading but he wont person trading with him:how much for the bronze necklace? noob:750gp person walks away noob:500gp Me:you noob only a noob would fall for that noob logs out 2 minutes later he logs back in i try talking to him but he logs out this keeps on happening until i put him on my ignore
  22. i dont know any mmorpg but if u serch wikipedia or what ever it is called for mmorpg it has a massive list of them
  23. i know 2 jokes(actually one joke and a funny quote) this is the last words of some military man(dont remember who): they couldn't hit a elephant at this dist. there are 3 football(northameican football) fans in some country. there is a greenbay packers fan, a minisota vikings fan, and add whatever team you want the 3rd person doesn't matter. they are watching a game and drinking beer. then the police ram the door down and arrest the for drinking beer. in court they get sentanced to 50 lashes. the man who is to give the 50 lashes says "i'll be nice to you because it is my wife's birthday today. you can have anything but getting out of having 50 lashes" the ____ fan wants a pillow straped to his back but after 25 lashes the pillow is torn up. then the minisota vikings fan asks for 2 pillows but the pillows are torn up after 35 lashes. then the man says "i like the greenbay packers so i'll give you 2 things" the packers fan asks for 100 lashes. the man says"why do you want 100 lashes?" then the packers fan says he wants the minisota vikings fan straped to his back
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