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you accidentially eat the stuffed cookie while sleeping and decide to wish for a new one before suffocating to death i wish i had a candy bar

umm yes your navy is so huge it gets stuck between asia and north america and gets stripped of parts by various criminal organzations. i wish the next person will make my wish for me

the guards asleep

this thing blew up the hotel

sorry i accidentally mowed your hose

no fire is a problem for my bucket of water with it's super gravity defying powers! (yes i do know how it does that just cant spell it lol) P.S. my previous picture was paper towels

What wave? there is no wave anymore.

but was it actually him or a hacker, you must prove it was him who said it. pineapples have many points.

well they really can do anything they want seeing as they own the game... such as swearing in the quest help for desert treasure.

i am all those and many other things oops my mistake forgot the new statement

it makes total sense: you start eating your dinner for lunch because you wouldn't finish your lunch until when you'd start dinner so you just eat your dinner at lunch to save time. this game is entertaining.

no being evil is only a beginning "pi" does not taste very good

several topics like this already exist such as: The best music piece in Runescape?

looking i found : 1. somebody on ebay with the name wyvren2000 not me (not copied either seeing as they registered in 1999) 2.forum.tip.it several times 3.wow the credits of the ranged section of tip.it which i have no idea why seeing as they still haven't fixed the thing i commented on 4. a list of player mods which is definitly breaking the player moderator code of conduct for whoever posted it 5. posts on ytmnd 6. runescape highscores 7.and a couple pages of topics on yahoo answers

well it sounds like you haven't heard about the combat triangle ( melee>range>magic>melee(also it is meant to make pures obsolete)) and you seem to have problems with prayer(one of the best skills with the protect spells) ,magic(another great skill with the great attacks against armor and teles), and defence mainly(what is the point of having attack if you cant defend against it?(great skill also otherwise i'd die fighting any high level monsters). (sarcasm) while your complaing why dont you try to get jagex to make people drop all their items and their entire bank or perhaps you could get you're own private server from them?(sarcasm done) your just as likely to get that as you are to get jagex to remove those 3 skills from the game or the wilderness

for me: "add me"

most liked: hunter(great source of randoms) most hated: farming(nothing good until lv 83(spirit tree) besides herbs(i dont get many seeds i can use) and the ring of charos(a) from a farming quest and quests that require it. also it takes forever to train)

highest: hunter-rank:15,659- lv 60 lowest: ranged-rank:797,275- lv 50

hmm.. here are some that have happened to me: -for being a player moderator - for muting a pass scammer's autotyper player(he was on one account keeping track of people passes and his other account was saying the thing for the scam.) - for not selling my rune full helm(t) for 30k -for not having a whip or borrows. -for killing a lv 100 in castle wars by using prayer -for having a prayer lv higher then 1 -for killing one of the wizards south of varrok after people trapped it on the path. -for tricking a wildy lurer into going into non multiway combat area so his team couldn't help kill me when i was a higher lv then him. -for dieing while in the KBD area with no armor or items(i just wanted the music from that area) - for telling a guy that full bronze wasn't worth 10k -for running(not running from people) in the wilderness -for 3 iteming in the wilderness -not giving away free stuff -for doing quests -for making fun of a lv 8 player saying they had a total lv of 100000 (i did ask if they meant xp but they said "no total lv") -and for me not being their boyfriend(every time i go on f2p worlds at least 5 people ask me to be their boyfriend and atleast 2 call me a noob when i say no or ignore them) -ah yes and i forgot the standard castle wars one with a slight variation: being killed by 2 ancient mages and 5 normal mages(only one of the ancient mages was a higher combat lv then me) and a lv 3(i killed him 3 times on average per time the group atacked me) in castle wars five times in one match while wearing rune armor

i saw someone saying "giving free armor to lv 3's and lower"

i've seen people saying in game that they want a hacking skill where at lv 1 you can get other people's pass and at lv 10 you can get their bank pin too and then at lv 20 they can get any item or something like that. that is a stupid suggetion for 2 reasons: 1- it's against the rules to hack 2- wouldn't people hack you too if they could? another suggestion i saw in game "jagex should give everyone the ability to mute and ban people." which it is obvious that not everyone could be trusted with these abilities.

fur isn't useless it can be used for the rouge trader minigame to get the desert clothes and fez from ali instead of menaphite

i'd want to re-do a tail of two cats because the movie glitched and got stuck in the dragonkin area so i saw ugly gray ground for the rest of the movie instead of the actual stuff.(bob, the other cat, and the sphinx weren't weren't there either so i only got to read what they said)

yes alot of hunting randoms i've got in 1 day of training hunting (lv41- lv51) 1 cert brother 1 strange plant 2 mazes 5 mysterious old man gifts 3 mystrious old man boxes 5 genies 3 cap'n hand 1 mysterious old man pinball 1 mysterious old man claw game total- 22 randoms

hmmm.. yes i have an idea... the editor is... THE OLD MEN OF RUNESCAPE! wait no the editor is... A PENGUIN!!! no... jk i have no idea at all who is the editor. great article if only Moiraine Damodred could help get the meaning out of this(and yes this is a Wheel of Time referance for those who took time to figure out the tiny text)