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i haven't had monkey milk.(not sure if it even exists) tpum will say something nowhere nearly as random as tpam

it is spelled right and i didn't want you to translate it(couldn't put in acents and such). it has a second meaning hint: math

no one whishes again but it ends up meaning letting you live in some forign language. and no one breaks this wish so every one on earth comes and kills you thus your wish is granted.(next time dont misspell wishes) i wish that my wish is un corruptable

i was looking at the other things on that website and they seem to like calling jagex nazis.

um i have 1 very long comment. if people could have kingdoms in rs the kingdoms would be attacked every day so if the kingdom had a player army the armies would get mad at their leaders changing leaders every day and having attacks every day. this would cause a massive problem for the economy. the prices for armor would skyrocket( because 1000's of sets would be lost every day) and the price of weapons(same as before) would skyrocket. to make lots of money high lv smithers would be buying 1000's of ores causeing the price of ores to skyrocket. so then every on would start mining to earn tons of money. then the miners would go to wildy mines because other mines are full. thus causing a boost in food costs. the boost in food costs and ranging uses would raise the price of logs massivly. also the price of raw food would skyrocket then eventually the armies would lose all the money to buy new equip items so the entire system would shut down and all the money would be in the hands of gatherers who would be stuck with worthless stuf and money so the entire trading system would plummet in values. noobs would be deprived of ways to raise their stats (chikens would be killed instantly to make arrows, cows would instantly be killed for meat and hides, all the normal trees would be cut down for making arrows, the better trees would be cut down to make bows, noobs wouldn't be able to afford new weapons and armor(due to massive prices),mines would be full,exc.) jagex seeing the effect to noobs would undo the update. so making private kingdoms that can fight would ruin runescape. you might as well call it ruinedscape then

lol it's great but i think the people who made it have a bit too much time to spend on runescape

you get a new car but only when you are walking on a tight rope across niagra falls and it causes you to fall to you death beneath it's weight. i wish the person would wish for pie

figuring that you cant give a person a fraction of a birth day it is impossible. but 24 people would make it a 27/50 chance that 2 people have the same birthday bird boy ur correct here is a question what does this mean: tu aideras a rappler ta quantite a beaucoup de docteurs amis to save you time yahoo and google dont have a clue to what it is(as in they dont know it

um are u that stupid. it makes me invincible and there would only be 1 set because only 1 person(me) could use it. so there would be no way for you to get it from me. PS: i didn't say the secret update that my special password allows me to acess every ones account that is 1 google(1 wit 100 zeros) digits long that i have a special disk that inputs it allowing me to steel anyones account and destroy all traces of it when i feel like it(as in the account would no longer exist) and if i add on the 1 googleplex(1 with a google zeros after it)digits (my disk would also input it) i can do anything at any time in the game including banning every1 but me or change evryones passwords and recovery questions (the answers would be gibberish) or allows me to take anyones stuf or my favorite i could control them while their logged on and there would be a new suicide button on everyones accounts but mine. and i can go anywhere in the game at any moment instantly. finally i can change anything in the game. so if anyone tried stopping me they would be at my mercy(and if they didn't try stoping me). Muhaha!! (ps if u wanted to steal the pass good luck because it changes every 2 seconds.)

When I went to the market, I bought a DVD player, Chocolate-Coated oven mitts, a sofa, a notepad, a cake, a funny blue paper-hat with an easter egg, some Peanut Butter Milkshake mix and a copy of how to cheat runescape and a guide of how to stop people from cheating on runescape and a box of kleenex, some toiletpaper and a pooper-scooper, and some dragon medum helmets, and full rune, and CANDY BARS, and RuneScape, along with a life supply of shark(that was still alive and bit you) and a noob

hanging banner (i almost missed it walking around in varrok castle) esoteric artefacts

i know a puzzle. how did a change in fashion increase the number of small lakes? also: you place an orange in the center of a table. without touching the orange or moving it in how can you place a second orange beneath the first orange?

duh it's a number from 1-3 what is the point of having a game of asking stupid questions and giving stupid answers?

I bought some rocks for dessert wow i did alot with 1 S lol

she gets coffe while on the roof of some really tall building but it's extremely hot(as in burning on contact hot) so she throws it off the building and it lands on you and you get 3rd degree burns on your entire body and you have to be hospitalized for 6 months and you are scard for the rest of your life.

lol proved ur proving me wrong wrong hillbilly is a generic sterotype so one could sound like anything. it is possible to write a number infinite digits long without simplifing(such as pi or infitity)

jagox has decided to give noobs a gift for being so noobish. now all noobs have a noob dagger which is part of the new noob weapon set. if a noob wielding it attacks a non noob it takes all the non noobs stuf including bank and it will always get 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage instantly making them lv 126 and it always hits. But it doesnt work against the new jagox armor which only i can use. also the jagox armor makes me invicible. it works the same as noob weapons except it works on everyone. oh and the entire game is level 1000000 wildernes. muhaha!!

false tpum will not ask a question as stupid as yours

dictionary.com says: you are not a horse or dog so it cant be 2 or 3 i dont know what a "hunter green" is so it probably isnt 5 so it has to be 1 or 4 4 says if you are looking for something you are a hunter. thus if you find the item you are a sucessful hunter proving that you are wrong beacuse you dont have to kill something wyvren is a misspelled form of dragon.

no only :o :D :cry: :wink: are emoticons :arrow: is just an arrow if life goes on forever then every thing must happen unless events repet.

i hate scammers so much that if i am bored and someone trys scamming me i say that i will after i take a item to my friend if the scammer will follow i will take the offer. i take the scammer to the wildy after picking some stuf up from the bank and i say i will not kill them. i always keep that promise. however i do cause them to get killed. i wander around in the wildy saying i'm looking for my friend (who doesn't exsist) until i find a group of player killers. then i use the runes i brought to telleport back to lumbridge and say hi to the freashly reaspwaned scammer. lol. i never get the same scammer twice because the scammers wont follow me after the first time

scammer:runescape blocks ur password!! try it Me:ok i'll tell u my main accounts password to check it out (i was on my main the one i told him was fake) scammer: ok pm it to me ME:ok the accounts name is "uraiddiotlol" scammer:ok whats the password me:it's"lolurextremlystupid" scammer logs out me to the people where i was:lol some scammer belived my pass is "lolurextremlystupid" abunch of people laugh scammer logs in scammer:hey that pass word didnt work me:oh yeah i changed it. it is now "uhavebeenreported" scammer logs out i report him me to the crowd:lol now the guy thinks my password is "uhavebeenreported" almost everyone:lol scammer logs back in scammer:hey that password didnt work i will report u if you dont tell me your real password me:how? scammer: i can get u instantly banned because i am jagex staff me:fine my current password is "omgurhonestlythatstupid.uhavebeenreportedagain"(i had to type it on 2 lines) i report him for staf impersonation i say to the crowd: now he thinks my password is "omgurhonestlythatstupid.uhavebeenreportedagain" everyone:lol the scammer never comes back

no on 1 saturday in january i got 2 shades,a zombie, 10-15 drunken dwarves ,a rock golum, frogs, and a tree spirt. that was in about 3 hours. now that was a good day for random events

lordhathor 25-5=20 so it isnt 25 anymore it's subtracting 5 from 20 now. so u can only subract 5 from 25 once.

lol good one this one happened to me i'm next to the desert mine walking. i have my rune ax because i was cutting wood a few minutes earlier. a lv 6 noob runs up noob:i'll buy that rune ax for 23k ME: i think it is 32k to buy one so i'll sell it to u for 40k noob:noway u noob it's only worth 23k Me:lololololololololololol a noob calling me a noob(i'm lv 54) ME: it's worth 32k noob:it's worth 25k u noob Me: i'm quite sure it's atleast 32k noob: no it's only worth 27k ME: lolololololololololololololol you are contradicting yourself noob: oh ur a big boy because u can use big words. noob:well i'm lv 57 wood cutting ME:(i look him up in the hi scores he only had 52 when he logged on) ME:how long have u been on since u logged on last noob:1hour Me:(i put his hi score exp into the wood cutting calc) Me:(it says he would have to cut 16** willow logs) ME:(divide that by 60 then again) Me:(i get 1 willow log every 3 seconds when he was logged on) ME:u liar noob: wut me: i loked up ur wood cutting lv and found it almost impossible for u to go up 5 lv's in 1 hour noob:how do u know i'm lv 52 wood cutting? ME:i looked u up in the hi scores noob:hi scores? ME: lolololololol noob:(puts me on his ignore list)