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For my part i just thought your parents tell him when to come home, wich i couldn't live with at that age. Maybe i misunderstood that though. Most people seem to move out around that age +-3 years.

They are cute somehow. I love animals. I hope one day i can touch them. The only thing i kill are mosquitos. I hate them with a passion (who doesn't?). Flys for exaple i don't mind and we don't have cockroaches here, so i don't know how i would handle them. Spiders aren't animals. And besides, if there was some 100 foot species on this planet do you think it would think twice about crushing us? Spiders are animals... About the 100 foot species: Probably not. I do however. Besides that i'd pity the poor, poor, little, huge spider (wich probably has hardly any counsciousness at all), crushing bugs and such gives me the creeps - the noise, the feeling. So if i were to kill it, i definitely wouldn't crush it.

:shock: I wonder if i could ever do that. Damsels in distress really can make you most unbelievable things. Mine also was a house spider. Plain, common, black, not terrible big but still not small either. Thank god house spiders are the biggest ones where i live. Cross spiders (very wierd things. why tf do they have a cross on their back?!) are the second biggest. I'm seriously scared of travelling to exotic countries, because they might have some nasty speciem there. Once i was on a camping ground in Florida and there were yellow striped spiders everywhere. Once i noticed them, i didn't love the camper anymore. I didn't even went outside. So i really have to get rid of this phobia. I have a feeling i do make progress - slowly but steadily. They are cute somehow. I love animals. I hope one day i can touch them. The only thing i kill are mosquitos. I hate them with a passion (who doesn't?). Flys for exaple i don't mind and we don't have cockroaches here, so i don't know how i would handle them. Really? "a hero" is a spelling error?Link edited out, not appropriate thanks. ~assassin Hm.. i found it funny on first glance, until i dug deeper into the matter and found the origins to be rather tasteless. (I guess i'm a bit hypocritical here, because sometimes i find similar things funny, but these guys clearly lack any empathy and go out hurting people, because they think it's funny, when my believe is that they are only compensating for their own insufficiencies, wich make these people rather sad figures in my eyes.) Oh well.. maybe i just shouldn't have dug deeper. I would still find it funny =P

Pah. I bring you a story of me facing my deepest fears, yet maintaining my deep rooted love for everything living and that is spam to you? If that is spam, what isn't? Really? "a hero" is a spelling error? You have no idea, how much a progress this is. I'm almost as scared of spiders as of girls.

Lol? If my parents would have given me restrictions on how long i may stay out (or any restrictions at all) at that age, i would have moved out. Oh wait.. i moved out anyway. I know people who moved out at around 16, because they couldn't bear their parents. As i already said in your other thread, i just would ignore my parents permission. Sure that means pissing them off and plenty angry words on both sides, but for me enforcing my freedom is most important. Hardly anything that makes me more angry then any restrictions. Obviously your parents don't have your best interest in mind, but their fears and anxieties.

An Epic Battle I just had to take a [cabbage] and managed to do so after overcoming a horrible obstacle. When i opened the door to my toilet i immediately saw the spider that was haunting this place for days sitting right there at the bottom of the WC. I considered leaving it alone and coming back at a later time, hoping it would have crawled back to whatever hole it usually hides, but given the urgency of the situation i had to take immediate action. For a brieve moment i considered to arm myself with the vacuum cleaner, but i felt it was time for bravery. So i equipped myself with a fairly long stick, not even the longest available, long enough though, to keep a save distacne between me and my opponent. Before charging into battle i opened the window next to the toilet door. The plan was simple, yet bold: I had to intimidate the gruesome monster into climbing on my stick, to hastily throw it out the window, not giving it any chance to climb up my instrument of might reaching my hands. Soon i realized that the plan wasn't as simple as i believed. Instead of climbing my stick the beast retreatedeverytime i offered it the tip. I chased it around the ground until it found refuge behind the toilet seat. It was then when i found the precious artifact wich ultimately ensured my victory: An empty toilet paper roll, wich lay hidden behind the seat - in the very shelter of the horror. With witty changes of ankle i drove it out of it's hiding place and managed to corner it, only after i upgraded my stick to a stick with a empty toilet paper roll on it's tip. The space between the wall and the inside of the roll became my foes prison. I retracted my weapon. For a brief moment the suspense was unbeareable, when the roll fell of the stick, but not all was lost. Instead of staying inside the spider clung to the tip of the stick, seemingly unsure whether to rush my hands or not. I could already smell victory, moved the stick not too fast, but swift nevertheless - not to give it an opportunity to change it's mind and go for my hands - out of the window. Now i shook the stick in a powerful downwards motion - the excitment was almost unberable. I cautiously inspected the stick: It wasn't there anymore. It was oustide. Quickly i closed the window, not giving it any opportunity to climb the wall into the inside again. After a short celebration with women and wine i finally took my well deserved [cabbage]. The End

Uh.. why even ask your parents for permission? Just do what you want, or do they hold you in a locked cell with no means of escape? How could they possibly prevent you from walking out the front door? Nicely conditioned you are... Obey!

I was lying in bed, ready to fall asleep, when i thought about you - once again. I have thought about your predicament a lot recently. Yesterday i saw the movie "Being John Malkovich" once again, so i was pondering about body, gender and such things. I had to turn on the computer and write what i think. So you are a female with a male body? And that is bad? How? As far as i figured out in this thread you like male bodies probably even more then i for example do. Lucky you! You got yourself one of those. It's all yours. It would be a mistake though, to identify yourself with your body. Your body =/= You. Unless you really hate your genitals i suggest you keep everything as it is. In case you worry your parents will be too glad, you can still freak them out with shaving your legs, being bisexual or whatever. Lol! So what if people refer to you as a "he" btw? Forget everything about gender stereotypes! "He", "She" - it doesn't make any difference. They only differ in the expectations people have from a "he" as opposed to a "she". Who forces you to live up to peoples expectations? Had to get this off my chest =)

Around christmas 2012 earth, sun and the center of the galaxy have a conjunction - they'll lie on straight line, wich is an astronomical fact i believe. This happens about every 20.000 years. From an astrological point of view this shouldn't mean too much, because things like that don't work on lightswitch basis, like the seasons for example. Spring slowly changes into summer, summer reaches it's height and becomes autum eventually. Sure there is a precise midsummer and such things, but summer doesn't happen over night. I don't know what the Mayan calendar predicts. I only know that it ends on precisely that date. The Mayans were excellent astronomers. They even had leap years and such things. So if something extraordinary happens on that date (wich would be cool of course, but i doubt it somehow), it would merely be the culminaton of a long cycle and it should be something we have seen comming for a long, long time. The same way you can see summer comming. Then again we might not see it coming, because we are lost in details. There are many summers in everybodys life, but very few even life in a time with such an conjunction.

then go to prison for a few years. I don't know how this is handled in the US, but where i live you don't even get a criminal record for your first offense, unless you are killing somebody or something. @TE: Tell the prosecution you are sorry and that the whole incidence gave you the opportunity to rethink the value of property. Tell them that you were wrong and mean all that when you sy it. Something like that. Judging from your post you already got all the punishment you need.

Hogwarts Dammit. I didn't get a letter. *Turns around gazing at his fat uncle*

It was different. Cold war without nukes could have been less cold. What :lol: ? If that was supposed to be a joke, uh... :lol: :-s . Huh? War always meant dead bodies, cripples and destroyed houses. As for the cold war, nukes could have prevented it from escalating. Then again there was nothing to gain in a war for both parties anyway.

It was different. Cold war without nukes could have been less cold. Actually i don't care about nukes at all. I'm in no position to do anything about them and if someone pops one on my dome i won't notice it anyway. If someobdy drops one not close enough to kill me, but close enough to pollute my, i'll think about what i'll do next. Until then i don't care who has one.

but then we'll be sitting ducks for the aliens!! lol! I guess Hitler would have used plenty Nukes. Funny thought... As long as only one country has them, they are a "I win" button for any war. U-Boot (submarine). They were busy all the time intercepting american supplies on their way to britain. Of course nobody should have them. Why would anybody even want one? Only people with sever ego problems need something like that. Same with tanks. I don't want to say "any weapon" because especially meele weapons are a great way to train physical and mental strength.

Everytime i read "RAF" i think of "Rote Armee Fraktion" = "Red Army Fraction". Then i have to think for a moment, what else it can mean, until i figure it out.

For english literature (not sure what counts as literature though) these are the ones i read in original (as opposed to german translations): MacBeath - Shakespear Some short stories by Poe Alice in Wonderland - Carroll The Old Man and the Sea - Hemmingway The Crucible - Miller Island - Huxley Some short stories by Bukowski =P guess that's it the ones i read as german translations: Othello - Shakespear A Midsummer night's dream - Shakespear Some short stories by Poe 1984 - Orwell Animal Farm - Orwell The Wave - Rhue Fahrenheit 431 - Bradbury Brave New World - Huxley A Clockwork Orange - Burgess guess that's it again German literature: Die RÃÆÃâÃâäuber - Schiller Der Talisman - Nestroy Einen Jux will er sich machen - Nestroy Siddartha - Hesse Der Besuch der alten Dame - DÃÆÃâÃâürrenmatt Die Physiker - DÃÆÃâÃâürrenmatt Der Richter und sein Henker - DÃÆÃâÃâürrenmatt Das Parfum - SÃÆÃâÃâüÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¸kind Die Schachnovelle - Zweig Angst - Zweig Die Verwandlung - Kafka Jugend ohne Gott - von Horvath Nathan der Weise - Lessing Sappho - Grillparzer Das Leben des Gallilei - Brecht nothing more comes to mind other (all in german translations) Life is a dream - de la Barca The school for wives - MoliÃÆÃâÃâère Everything by Sophokles (besides "Ajax". Grew bored of antique greek dramturgy before i got to read that one) Seven against Thebes and The Persians by Aischylos The Gilgamesch Epos Metamorphoses - Ovid Not too much - i'm more a fantasy than a literature person. Nevertheless many of those were very cool reads. (I forgot some. "Willhelm Tell" and "Iphigenie auf Tauris" just came to my mind, so i'm sure there are others as well.... "Das goldene Vlies" for example. Oh and "Der Fremde" by Camus)

Diet Survey 1. How often and how much do you eat Meat/nuts/eggs/fish? Once a week or so i get myself some cashews. Meat like once a month. No eggs or fish (i hate fish). 2. " Vegatables? Once a week. (Now that you ask, no wonder that i look so sick... hm.. or maybe that's from the 50 cigarettes a day) 3. " Carbs? All the time (mostly dark bread, wich is very common here) 4. " Candy/Junk food? Once a day or so 5. " Dairy? All the time 6. You are alone at home and you are hungry, you may prepare something as you normally do. What do you eat as a snack? Bread with cheese, or cornflakes with milk 7. How often a week do you eat outside your house? up to 1 times =P (I don't normally leave home just to eat outside =P) 8. You average meal consists of(Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner)... I don't have any of these. I eat when i'm hungry. 9. You consume snacks a day, x=... I don't distinguish between a meal and a snack. So i eat about 2 to 10 times a day, depending on what i have at home and on how much i'm distracted. 10. Amount of exercise per day... none 11. Age(opinional but suggested) 25 12. Student Level? If not a student, are you under labour empoyment or desk work? University student on paper 13. Country living in and ethnicity? Austria (no Kanguruus) --> Europe Yuck!!

Traditional wrestling training (the kind the do in the olympic games and such) and inventing yourself an image, like idk "The Returner" or something. That would sound like a good start to me. For my part.. idk. A Wizard i guess. Shaping and bending - warping reality to my will. Jumping in the sky and fly, moving in the blink of an eye across the room or to places far away. Breaking the boundries of time and space. Seeing with my minds eye and travelling the astral planes. Vanishing out of plain sight, doing mind tricks like "I don't need a ticket" *moving the hand before the eyes of the guy* My mother keeps telling me i should get the proper education for whatever i want to do. I still don' know where they train wizards though =(

Completely harmless - just stay calm Easy

Mice for example have a much faster heart rate. So although they only life one or two years, they subjectively may life as long as humans. If you're going to say "nothing is impossible", at least act like you understand what you're trying to refute. Geez. I am trying to refute something?

Eels, your concept of "evil person" is silly imo. Hitler thought jews to be a menace to society. He also applied Darwins ideas to cultures. So everything he did happend to his best knowledge and conscience. He thought he would be serving the greater good (at least for his country). He was an idealist and a visionary and stood for what he believed in. Incidently many people hated Jews, or at least disliked them, or were plainly jealous of the wealthy ones. Also the national pride was given a severe blow in form of WWI. Besides that the economy was in a deep crisis. It all fit together so very neatly. Don't get me wrong - Hitlers ideas were horrible, but there was at least as much good in him as in every other person. I think it would be important to find out what casused all those ideas, in order to really understand all about WWII and what happend during it. Blaming everything on the boogieman in shape of Hitler is just silly. Sure he was responsible for much of the misery, but imo it's stupid to just see: "Okay, who is responsible for the mess? I want his head!" Sometimes i really have the feeling responsibilities are just there, so that everybody knows who to blame in case something goes wrong. Does blaming somebody help in any way ever?

Nothing special. Making sure that i am as ready as possible. Boah.. death. Scary a bit, but very exciting. I mean this will be how my life will end - through death. How cool is that? I'm very, very curious what happens behind the black curtain.

Nothing is impossible. Two possibilities: Either you stay on your current timeline and your actions result in the future from were you left, or the moment you enter the past generates a new branch of the timeline. I don't know how you'd do it, but if you really want to, you'll find a way. Mice for example have a much faster heart rate. So although they only life one or two years, they subjectively may life as long as humans.

Thank god there are girls that prefer stuff like fluffy bunnies over diamond rings. (Although i guess the bunny would be cooler without holding an easter egg basket o.0) Although gems are pretty, their worth makes them ugly imo. Too me such things look as if they had a price tag attached, unless of course they are so valuable that they are priceless. Juwelery that doesn't cost much doesn't suffer from that problem. @Topic: My mother has this thing that i get too much. For example i mentioned that i'm interested in "Dune". What i got was the entire series, i was overwhelmed and didn't even read one of the books. I just wanted the first book, see if i like it and then maybe get the next one. For some reason she recently brought me a huge can of cocoa. I really like cocoa, but now i have a huge can standing around that i won't finish in a year. Not only that, i already have a small box of cocoa that neatly fits into my shelf. I don't know why, but she used to buy me boxer shorts. Now i have way to much of them. What am i supposed to do with them? I hate having too much stuff. I try hard to get rid of as much as i can and still i have too much. I used to play Magic: the Gathering, so i got a whole booster box for my birthday o.0 Although it was nice opening all those packs it was waay too much and severly altered the way i played. When i still live with my parents, she used to buy Krapfen (they are similar to doughnuts). She didn't buy one or two though, she bought half a dozend. Don't ask me why, but i always felt compelled to eat them all. I didn#t get fat or anything, but still.. idk. Less is more! I hate the asking anyway. I mean i can get that stuff myself, can't i? A good gift is something i didn't know i want. Man what would i give for a gift like that. Last birthday i didn't know what i want (like almost always), so i told my parents i want strings for my bass. So that's what i got. Saved me the time to buy them myself =P Ah, well... at least they enjoyed buying them, they were cheap and i really needed them. My sister always manages to get me stuff i really don't like at all. When she was in Buthan she brought me a really ugly T-shirt. It's still in it's plastic bag. Last christmas i got shower gel from the body shop - shower gel for women... i mean wtf!? I know you should give stuff you like yourself, but that's taken it a little too far. When i asked her why she didn't get shower gel for men, she said that the ones she got smelt better -.- Well maybe one day i wake up as a girl and am glad to have them =P

How can watering down wine be the right thing ever?! What has the wine done to get treated like that =(