noname713

You bet I do! Who is...the Batman? Do not say Bruce Wayne...he has disproven this claim multiple times :shame:

Yes, more people die from falling coconuts than from shark attacks. Did you know that Dr Pepper has no period at the end of "Dr"?

Stephen King actually wrote a short story about that :uhh: So basically, yes if I had a knife and some drugs :ohnoes: Would you eat nothing but peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every day for the rest of your life (the type of bread, peanut butter, and jelly remains the same every day and you get the same number of sandwiches every day) if it were discovered that doing so would drastically increase your lifespan and overall health? Note that the only liquid you could drink would be water.

Venom can only be hurt by fire or sonics. Your knight has neither :shame:

There are unpretty colors? :-k Why is it that shrimp turn from grey to pink when boiled, but meat goes from pink to grey(ish) when boiled?

Ok, but you pay for em :wink: I wish to be able to see into the ultraviolet and infrared spectrums whenever I wanted. Note that by "whenever I wanted," I mean I can turn the ability on and off by my own will.

They are designed to taste good. Otherwise, people would not eat them and there would be no point in making them. Why can't you use telegrabbing as a lethal attack strategy? I for one would like to be able to have random rocks and sharp pokey sticks suddenly flying at my opponent :lol:

Sin(x), cos(x), sin(2x), cos(2x), 2sin(x), and 2cos(x) superimposed on the same graph, each drawn with a different shade of green Before humans discovered how to use sharp objects, how did they deal with hair once it got too long?

Who said anything about the gun firing bullets? Good luck running away when the very atoms that compose your legs have been torn apart. I wish I had a flash/bang grenade that will not accidentally explode and will only be used in a situation that does not end in me getting sent to court.

That is true. You humans have a shockingly low capacity for telepathy :shock: You will give me $50 in actual, legal American currency (or the equivalent amount of any other existing, legal foreign currency actively used by an actual country) within the next 24 hours. Just wire it to any random Swiss bank account and I'll pick it up :mrgreen:

Ok...so lemme get this straight. You plan to use one cow to surpass the production capabilities of an international bottling company. Have fun with that :roll: I wish for you to run with scissors. I'm such a bad influence >=D

Special features, commentary, same difference :P Based on Schrodinger's (sorry I'm too lazy to look up the code for the o with an umlaut) cat thought experiment then, since nobody is sure as to whether or not I truly proved you wrong (no to mention the fact that nobody is sure how many times I've responded to your statements), we can say that I have proved you wrong both zero and any number up to 30 times. Yeeeah I don't understand the experiment or quantum physics at all... A standard sheet of A4 computer paper (the type most commonly used) has dimensions of approximately 8.5 and 11 inches.

Not really. Someone could have drugged the director, messing up his memory during the commentary : Gravity exists. If you have a different theory, you must prove that theory :mrgreen:

Oookay, but you're the one who's gonna have to learn Danish to translate it for all of us : I wish for you to prank call 911 right now. Ignore the little voice telling you not to.

0/10 unless you live within 5 miles of me (in which case 10/10 :ohnoes: ) I actually have the ability to hack into the controls of an old Soviet nuclear weapons arsenal and detonate all the weapons at once, creating temperatures high enough to ignite the atmosphere and thus incinerate all life forms surrounded by air. I have also lost the will to live.

You get electrocuted while installing TiVo. I wish that a car would run over Risen_The, then explode while I am a safe distance away.

Yes, horizontal lines do exist. Thank you for pointing that out. Pi is exactly three :shock:

I'll shave my head and become a monk 8-) Calculate the 512 roots of unity or graph the parametric equation x(t)=sin(3t), y(t)=sin(4t) (degree mode) by hand, plotting one point every .1t for every value of t between 0 and 360?

I see no grammatically correct statements =; The number 1 has more than two different square roots (the two most common being 1 and -1).

You prepare it without wearing gloves :roll: I wish that you get hit by a water balloon.

Yes, but see, those sites have waaay better pokemon info than tip.it can provide, so there is no reason to visit tip.it/pokemon I wish for you to eat ten sheets of computer paper.

No, I believe it is called "The 'You are wrong' game" The average American does not know how to build a fully-functional hydrogen fusion bomb.

You're assigned to customer support. Need I say any more? :twisted: I wish that the next person describes the hellish job of Jagex customer support in great detail.

Rock beats scissors. Notice that the rocks are traveling very fast, and the rocks are on fire :mrgreen:

That's nothing compared to an EMP :mrgreen: