Necromagus

Uhm... at least it's not a spelling bee? :P Seriously though, as long as you get plenty of rest and watch what you eat, you should do fine :)

30, 18 and 20 aren't [bleep] ages :P (And the proper metal remark was made in jest)

I suppose it was entertaining, but I think it didn't live up to the old movies...

Even if this were allowed within forum rules -which I highly doubt- this isn't the place for this sort of thing.

Saying the bible is proof of God is self-contradictionary. You state that there is a bible, therefor there is a God. The bible states that that God is the only god. Yet there are plenty of other holy books out there, some of them way older than the bible, and those usually also claim that their god is the only god.

Our dog can walk down the stairs on it's own, but it's only 8 kilos and it looks more like a controlled stumble than an actual walk.

Try greasing the top two or three steps of the stairs, then putting a piece of bacon on the fourth... Seriously though, no idea. Just take away whatever scared him and give him two or three days to calm down :?

Actually, riddles go in the Forum Games board now...

...censor? I got it in one go :?

The sticky for this has long ago been relocated to the Forum Games board, try your luck over there.

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Anything to avoid taking responsibility yourself... the guy probably didn't even have insurance :?

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

Ugh, I'm so glad that series never really caught on with the public over here...

Probably best indeed, I only said I did it to entertain a certain female member of the channel ;)

Pfffft, any random Joe with mspaint could make that...

You can't proove a thing.

Contemplating suicide?

I'm sorry, I don't speak gibberish. Furthermore, your link is blocked, probably for good reason...

Oh, it should be a lot easier than that. Just wait for the next series of Idols (or whatever it's called in the UK), put on some clogs and a clown wig and make a complete fool out of yourself in front of the jury. Instant media exposure :P

How hard can it be to TAKE TWO DAMN SECONDS TO LOOK WHERE YOU'RE POSTING!

Why is this topic still alive? Even if it wasn't posted in the wrong forum it's still extremely useless, try working on some content. And as for Slipknot; talentless, repetetive hacks.

I can't believe how long it's been... part 17 should be up a bit sooner :| --- Part 16 The Supervisor regarded the sterile thing in the middle of the room quietly. He couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t help but feel proud of his new creation, the first computer built from a human body, powered by a human mind. The possibilities seemed nearly limitless. In a sense he had invented artificial intelligence, although the word ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâartificialÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t seem entirely appropriate in this case. Sitting in the centre of the room was a metal cocoon. A glass panel in the door revealed that it was filled with an opaque crimson fluid. Suspended in the middle of it, just barely visible, was what was left of the Doctor, now striped of every inch of tissue not needed to breathe or think. If someone would drain the fluid, all that would be visible was a human torso and head, stripped of all skin and muscle. Simple machines kept the organs stable and active, pumping oxygen and nutrients into the body as needed. The head was relatively untouched, although the nerves leading to the eyes, ears and nose had been severed and a series of sockets had been placed in the back of the head. The surgery needed to put them in place had been so delicate that the Supervisor had decided to place them himself. The Chirurgeon could probably have done it as well, but her attitude towards her work had been less than perfect for the past few days, and denying her this assignment had sent a clear message. In his mind the Supervisor had playfully codenamed Project #A4120 the Sarcophagus, although he was quite aware of the fact that that name was inaccurate. It was time to see if the thoroughly stripped body and mind of the Doctor would function as they were expected to. If they did, the Supervisor had managed to preserve one of the most brilliant minds in the history of the Facility without having to worry about thoughts of treachery. If they didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t, he would have wasted a marginal amount of time and resources on an educative experiment. At the point where the DoctorÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s spine joined his skull several cables exited the body in a bundle as thick as a human wrist. The cables ran directly into the wall of the Sarcophagus, connecting the DoctorÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s brain to a more mundane piece of equipment. Two cables emerged from the back end of the Sarcophagus, snaking across the ceramic tiles and up to a small metallic desk where one disappeared into a monitor and another into a keyboard, both made of the same matte black metal as the sarcophagus. The Supervisor slowly let his body sink into the chair behind the desk, relishing the moment. He was an inventor at heart, and the feeling of standing on the threshold of a new breakthrough always thrilled him. Slowly, he brought his fingers up to the keyboard. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅInitialise Doctor_01ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

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Well, people are willing to kill themselves over it... a few years ago a laboratory paid ten test subjects to infect themselves with various strains of HIV for research into medication. I haven't heard anything about it recently though. Anyway, the problem with the situation you describe is that we're talking about willingly taking a human life while someone dieing from AIDS could be considered to be dieing of a natural cause. An AIDS death isn't equal to a murder, so to equate the two properly is an ethical nightmare. Still, there's some poetic beauty in HIV/AIDS in the sense of population control. First of all it doesn't actually make us ill, it just makes us very vulerable to just about every other illness out there, so it's thousands of infections and diseases for the price of one. Then there's the whole spreading through sex part, which is a great way of discouraging our species from reproducing.