Worst thing you got caught doing at school!

[Hitman247m]

lolz, novel..wonderful :lol: Thats their fault then, but, uh, i can understand the shutting down thing, I did that as well, but I dont see how you deleted c

[Cashcow5]

It's easy, search for batch file commands on google or sumfin, it'll tell you everything, well the basics, all you gotta figure out is how to change that maerial into a computer crashing monster thingy majigger :

[Hitman247m]

I'm very good with dos and batch files, my main problem is how a batch file, run with regular user provledges could be used to delete c, which would not be allowed... thats the only part of your story i don't get

[rodl]

I changed all the properties of the file aswell....it's icon was internet explorer....te school deosn't expect an attack from the inside...

 

 

 

Ok 1337 h4x0r, first off you can't fully delete disk C so the computer will crash, some files are being used and they won't delete. Second you can't mask a BATCH file for an internet explorer shortcut. Only [Caution: Executable File] files and that's if you have the right programs and administrator rights. Third, you aren't just going to magically place that .bat file into everyones desktop. Fourth, "spam crasher" won't work, it will just display text and stop, not restart, idiot. Fifth, Do you even have an idea how a computer works? Sixth, Novell is a software corporation, not operating system smart guy. Seven, there is a way to get to disk C using student account, but you will have to figure out how to do it. TIP: google won't help you on this one so good luck. Using google for info is nice, isn't it? Nice attempt to sound smart by the way.

[The Dark Lord]

Oh I was late getting to class and as soon as I stepped in, one kid said "You're later than a mother fu- (stops short)" Then I wheel around and said out loud "Shut the **** up!"

 

 

 

The teacher heard, but she didn't count me tardy and she didn't punish me for cussing. :D

[Hitman247m]

I changed all the properties of the file aswell....it's icon was internet explorer....te school deosn't expect an attack from the inside...

 

 

 

Ok 1337 h4x0r, first off you can't fully delete disk C so the computer will crash, some files are being used and they won't delete. Second you can't mask a BATCH file for an internet explorer shortcut. Only [Caution: Executable File] files and that's if you have the right programs and administrator rights. Third, you aren't just going to magically place that .bat file into everyones desktop. Fourth, "spam crasher" won't work, it will just display text and stop, not restart, idiot. Fifth, Do you even have an idea how a computer works? Sixth, Novell is a software corporation, not operating system smart guy. Seven, there is a way to get to disk C using student account, but you will have to figure out how to do it. TIP: google won't help you on this one so good luck. Using google for info is nice, isn't it? Nice attempt to sound smart by the way.

 

 

 

All the stuff hes shown so far is like copy-pasted off some tutorial on google.... cpu hacking...lolz

 

 

 

and also, novell is an operating system, it's a variation of linux...

 

http://www.novell.com/products/desktop/

[unkn0wnwarrior]

Its nothing big but...The only thing I ever got caught doing at school is watching a DVD in the library on my spare... They made me put it away and told me not to bring it back... I didn't listen... I watched the rest of the movie the next day, same place \

[rodl]

All the stuff hes shown so far is like copy-pasted off some tutorial on google.... cpu hacking...lolz

 

 

 

 

Crappy tutorial he found... Crashing computers using @echo *text here*, that's original. By the way, did he just say he used a WINDOWS batch file on LINUX? Reminds me of those runescape guides where you were supposed to kill 100 goblins, trade someone, give a gold ring to some npc and then kill another npc so it will drop a rune plate...

 

 

 

and also, novell is an operating system, it's a variation of linux...

 

http://www.novell.com/products/desktop/

 

 

 

He said he keylogged it. Guess it's easy to find and set up a keylogger for LINUX on admins computer having limited user rights these days.

 

 

 

 

 

P.S real hackers, be it white hat or black hat never brag about what they've done.

[rodl]

Sorry for double post but I still can't get over what he said.

 

 

 

I read the nonsense he said once again and I'd like to point a few things out:

 

I made a batch file with commands to delete /C:/ drive and crash computer....i sent it to the desktop of every school computer, disguised as internet explorer shortcut

 

- Excuse me, since when is there a [bleep]ing disk C on linux?

 

- Even if there is, why the [bleep] would linux use internet explorer which is a MICROSOFT application?

 

 

First of all....i keylogged the administrator's account...ou school uses Novell, it's easy to hack and stuff, anyways...tha's how i got acess to c drive...then the rest is elementary

 

-Yeah, you keylogged administrator when your school uses LINUX which isn't a very popular system keylogger-vise.

 

-You have limited rights as a user yet you managed to upload a hypothetical keylogger and make him run it? That's very nice.

 

I changed all the properties of the file aswell....it's icon was internet explorer....

 

-Last time I checked Linux didn't use internet explorer.

 

te school deosn't expect an attack from the inside...

 

-OMG ROFL!

 

start filename.bat

 

echo texthere

 

echo textere

 

|

 

|

 

\/

 

and so on.....is a spam crasher

 

Wow, that's original. Not going to go into much detail, but this is obviously not going to work and just because you wrote this, I know you have no clue what you are talking about.

 

 

 

By the way: Linux does not use batch files, doesn't have a C directory just like windows and does not have an internet explorer, sorry. Next time you want to make yourself look cool and smart, at least make sure you know what you are talking about.

 

 

 

I'll be eager to read what you will reply with oh almighty "cpu-hacker".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel better now.

[Flamebade]

my 6worst.

 

I rode my snowboard down the main hall staircase. and I couldn't get in trouble becuase I didn't break any rules. \

 

 

 

Accedentally round-housed a gym teacher while I was gettin a piggy back from my friend James

 

 

 

 

 

Thew a can of shook up gingerale at my Physics teachers computer \

 

I wasn't ratted out.

 

 

 

Me and some friends took a tree ( that fell The night before and put it in front of the office.. ( we were skipping) Neva cought!!! but it was announced

 

 

 

was playing Kill-Hac In the L.A hallway and I got 10 and whipped it and hit the fire alarm.... The Principla laughed

 

 

 

Broke a school Ukelele. On the music's teachers piano cuz she was being a [wagon] only 1 OSS from the Ukelele

 

 

 

All this is true!!!

[LP]

Tomorrow should be an interesting feat in itself :wink:

[Talal28]

Tomorrow should be an interesting feat in itself :wink:

 

 

 

Yep. I hope i have a substitute in language. I already have one in history. Im gonna have some fun.. Now .. What should i do to them.. :-k

 

Whateva i do i hope nobody rats me out :-#

[Erk02]

Uhh... a police car almost ran over me because I was watching two kids box.

 

 

 

Anyways, something I did... I made out with my girlfriend in the hall. Yeah, that's it.

[justin_m23]

I haven't done much else, but i have a mate who is attracted to trouble

 

 

 

He has -

 

 

 

Been suspended for selling fire works.

 

 

 

Caught on security camera peeing in a bin.

 

 

 

walked through the fire escape and set all the alarms off.

 

 

 

Caught going to the toilet in the girls bathroom.

 

 

 

ill edit in more as i remember lol

[Ash6110]

What is ISS?

 

 

 

In school suspension

[Hitman247m]

Sorry for double post but I still can't get over what he said.

 

 

 

I read the nonsense he said once again and I'd like to point a few things out:

 

I made a batch file with commands to delete /C:/ drive and crash computer....i sent it to the desktop of every school computer, disguised as internet explorer shortcut

 

- Excuse me, since when is there a [bleep] disk C on linux?

 

- Even if there is, why the [bleep] would linux use internet explorer which is a MICROSOFT application?

 

 

First of all....i keylogged the administrator's account...ou school uses Novell, it's easy to hack and stuff, anyways...tha's how i got acess to c drive...then the rest is elementary

 

-Yeah, you keylogged administrator when your school uses LINUX which isn't a very popular system keylogger-vise.

 

-You have limited rights as a user yet you managed to upload a hypothetical keylogger and make him run it? That's very nice.

 

I changed all the properties of the file aswell....it's icon was internet explorer....

 

-Last time I checked Linux didn't use internet explorer.

 

te school deosn't expect an attack from the inside...

 

-OMG ROFL!

 

start filename.bat

 

echo texthere

 

echo textere

 

|

 

|

 

\/

 

and so on.....is a spam crasher

 

Wow, that's original. Not going to go into much detail, but this is obviously not going to work and just because you wrote this, I know you have no clue what you are talking about.

 

 

 

By the way: Linux does not use batch files, doesn't have a C directory just like windows and does not have an internet explorer, sorry. Next time you want to make yourself look cool and smart, at least make sure you know what you are talking about.

 

 

 

I'll be eager to read what you will reply with oh almighty "cpu-hacker".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel better now.

 

 

 

Um, wow...owned... this should be intresting :lol:

[Markup]

Hacking at my school is not really an option, they spend eight thousand pounds a month on protection software...the school has been hacked, but the response time is like 2mins. On guy got surrounded by staff hehe.

 

 

 

I got done for proxying....

 

I have stolen projector remotes in our school, we only have two main types of projectors and i have one of each.

 

During house matches, we would print off letters saying "(house) are gay"

 

I brought fire crackers into school and set them off in other peoples lockers... (please note:: fire crackers of the size I was using are illegal in england, and I illegaly imported them using some friends on a school trip...there where to bus groups one went before us and they got sniffed out by some dogs :ohnoes: )

 

Me and a friend at school are making an M80, we ordered some of the supplies of a website and stole some from school. (we made the flashpoweder our selves)

 

I like saying things loud near teachers..............then I run away :lol:

 

I climbed a tree to hide from a teacher, and fell out infront of the teacher.

 

There's a shortcut through our school, we are not aloud to use it but a teacher saw me and I ran...

 

We play games such as pool and table football, aswell as poker etc for real money, i lost quite a bit of money.

 

 

 

 

 

Meh there's lost more, but the teachers are on patrol, and not many friends know how much I have done, and they are getting quick glances on the text.....

[Cashcow5]

When did i say my school had linux...wtf?

[rodl]

When did i say my school had linux...[what the heck]?

 

ou school uses Novell

 

 

 

http://www.novell.com/products/desktop/

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novell

 

 

 

Too bad so sad, nice spelling by the way.

[Svizzara]

I faked orgasms every time my pregnant history teacher walked by.

 

 

 

I MUST put that in my sig!

 

 

 

Edit: Not working...help me! :oops:

[1canadian1]

I once cut a girls hair randomly with my scissors and blamed it on my best friend, and faked sick to get home so I couldnt get in trouble and then lied to my parents about it and getting caught :-w

[Italian5kamikaze]

Fire works in the bathroom

 

nothing big though

 

few smoke bombs

 

screaming willys

 

ground blooms

 

just some small stuff

 

although I never got caught

 

I handed some over to my friend

 

and security came in the bathroom

 

to search everyone he had a bottlerocket

 

some other small explosions n a lighter, through it all

 

in the urinal n legged it.

[Hab3k]

Kicking my enemys [wagon]:D

[Blipo]

I can't list all of the things I've done in school without spending an hour or so writing. Also, I was involved in some rather disturbing things, and I'd prefer to not be banned from TIF. So, here are some highlights:

 

 

 

A few weeks ago was the mandatory "English Department Reading/Writing Comprehension Exam". This is a long test for no marks that you are required to take. It consists of various articles, usually politically biased. You must then write paragraph responses to them. They are used for charting your progress through the English curriculum. I refused to take mine; I tore it up into small pieces and arranged them on my desk to spell "F--K THIS!" on my desk. I did not get in trouble for this.

 

 

 

During PE, we are required to run three laps of the driveway - on a good day, I can do the run in six minutes. If it's raining, we run laps of the gym for ten minutes. During a gym running session in Grade Eight, one kid (who was considerably larger than me) repeatedly bumped into me and tried to trip me as he ran past. I asked him to stop twice. The third time I kicked him in the leg, floored him, and threatened to kill him. My teachers never found out about the threat, although I got a detention for the physical violence.

 

 

 

In Grade Seven, I would protest any unfair punishments, directed at myself or any other student, by any teacher. I did so, along with a handful of friends, by climbing up onto the gym roof during Lunch until we were promised an apology for the students involved. Eventually, we were threatened with expulsion if we continued. We protested this by commandeering the PA system for a full ten minutes before the teachers managed to get through the barricaded office door.

 

 

 

In Grade Seven, I was playing basketball outside with friends. The nets were junky plastic ones mounted on the wall; we were taking distance shots. We were at twenty feet, and I threw the basketball overhand. Amazingly, it went in, but it also took the hook off the wall. My friends and I firmly denied being on that side of the school at any point of the break, and the teachers eventually stopped trying to pin it on any one of us.

[Leonn]

Okay the vice principal (let's call him Mr. Glover) was outside of my 5th period class. I heard him and I just said out loud to a student "Man Mr. Glover is such a dumb [wagon]... All he can do is scratch his nuts and grunt all the time...." After I said that he made a grunting sound and I was like "[cabbage]!"

 

 

 

lol Didn't even get caught.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL