Though I like this comeback if someones say that you have no comeback:: "I left my comeback in your mum"

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: Wow... G-rated pl0x?

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: You gotta admit (G-rated or not), that wa a pretty good one :P

"emooooooo"

 

 

 

ugg #-o

Though I like this comeback if someones say that you have no comeback:: "I left my comeback in your mum"

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: Wow... G-rated pl0x?

 

 

 

That's too good to be on this thread. :lol:

I dont know whether you would class it as a comeback, but shut up is seriously annoying when your right, and the other erson knows it, but they just keep saying shut up :evil:

Sorry but i have to add this...

 

 

 

My mate was saying that i was having an affair with his mum (joke) and I said to him 'Your mums so old her breast milk turned to powered' Yep had to be done

 

 

 

That was out of The movie White Chicks

your mom obviously

Umm,

 

 

 

"Yeah, well..."

 

 

 

Kinda the same as "Your mum", but doesn't even have a point to it.

stop being so you

That's what your mom said last night.

yea..no

you're just jelouse cuz i have crabs and you dont

 

 

 

lawl did the person who said that know what that is

Friend: Hey, "His name" I am going to bang your mother

 

Guy he says it to: Not if I bang her first!

 

 

 

Funniest thing of the year... bit inappropriate :P

"Shut up, don't make me hurt you!"

 

 

 

Damn, this one has got to be pathetic, especially when you see weedy 8th-graders yelling it at Senior Footballers. They deserve a flamethrower... \ :-w

Your mum.

"Your mum" and "So's your face" are not dumb comebacks at all, in fact, they've already succeeded in this thread. If you use that comeback, and the other person gets angry and/or upset by it, two or three words which don't make sense, then you, my friend, have settled the debate.

 

 

 

Getting wound up by "Your mum" or "So's your face" is a lot worse than using it. Take heed, people of this thread.

 

 

 

Nuff said bubsa, there's almost NO comeback to something like that.

 

 

 

ie.)

 

 

 

Your an idiot man.

 

-No man you're the one that (insert arguement) man.

 

Pfft dude that was So you, you're just to ignorant to recognize

 

-Your mum's too dumb to recognize!

 

...(flinches) #-o

"I know you are, but what am I?"

 

 

 

That always made me want to kill the person saying it.

I saw these to kids having a dis fight........one was like: well your dads a plumber....the other kid was like: well, my plumber dad, is uhhh....DUMBER THAN YOUR MOTHER!!!!

 

 

 

That just makes my brain hurt......

me and my friends were burning this dumb kid (who had bad comebacks) then my friends like to the kid (this was so good)

 

 

 

 

 

"do ya have a dog"? hes like "ya" my friends like "thats why you walk funny"

 

 

 

 

 

non stop laughing for sooooooo long.....

 

 

 

 

 

Another time me and my friend were burning this idiot so shes just like

 

 

 

"OH BURN" (she said nothing else) me and my friend looked at each other then just laughed

when some one asks "why?", your best comeback is "why not?"