April 22, 200719 yr The latest fad at my school is to rebut with "are you?" with the 'are' drawn out. It gets really annoying really quickly, and only proves that you have an iq of a teaspoon "A disbelief in magic can force some poor souls into believing in authority and business"
April 22, 200719 yr I don't know about the worst, but the best one is definitely your mom. your mom is a cash cow
April 22, 200719 yr I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.hah that isn't a bad comeback i will be sure to use that :lol:
April 23, 200719 yr I got one, 2 of my friends over use SEVERELY: "Your mom!" they'll say it when you asking for a pencil :wall: They remind me of noobs
April 23, 200719 yr Well there's: "Hey Sean, you sugartits" - Some weirdo kid at school called me that "Sean, go die in a fire" - A kid at scouts ^My response to that: "Tyler, I have a telepatic connection with your leg, and it's saying go to sleep" this was at 2 in the morning mind you. Last.fm Signature Overlays
April 23, 200719 yr Tie between "your momma" and "yourself". Ex: Dude, I hate you. "Your mom hates you" "I hate you yourself"
April 23, 200719 yr "Hey look over there! *points in random direction* I'm changing the subject!" Roflroflroflroflrofl, seriously, I never actually roll over the floor, but that's just so random =D> =D> =D> 99 Slayer since August 2007.
April 30, 200719 yr Well, your mommas so fat shes fat! OoOoOh wehat now bioch http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime
April 30, 200719 yr "Hey look over there! *points in random direction* I'm changing the subject!"My friend uses "Hey look! A flying hippopotamus!" and points behind you. I find it funny. :lol:
May 1, 200719 yr WEll it happened like this: Me:Ur wierd [the kid was a goth] Kid:Ur mom! Thats the best comback i have but if i need a better one ill go and scrape it off your moms chin. Me:wtf? I was laughing because the kid was stupid I socked the kid and got 10 days out of skool =]
May 1, 200719 yr Woah, you're cool. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.
May 1, 200719 yr Woah, you're cool. I agree. "Yo man you messed that kid up sonnnn! Whyd you dit it?" "He said your mom" *kid walks away*
May 1, 200719 yr Personally, when I know I'll lose an arguement, I start screaming "YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME, YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS" until they lose interest. If you didn't live in Canada i'd swear you go to my school... :XD: :P
May 2, 200719 yr my freinds were at the trai station to go bak home from school and this [developmentally delayed] goes "err u suck" and then 'do u have a sistr?" my friends say "no" thn the other guy goes "well ya do now" so in conclusion "well ya do now" is one of th lamest combacks EVERR Whatz0rs? RAWR PLAWKS?SELLING BLUE ELE- SKIRT - PM - ME -IN- GAME
May 2, 200719 yr 2005 recess Kid: BOOMKIKALAKABOOM etc... Kid2: SHUT UP Kid: My moms big toe is prettier than your face Kid2: She must have a very nice big toe! Me:... Kid: It's ugly and smelly My friend:...both of you shut up Kid: My moms big toe is prettier than your face Kid2: And it's ugly and smelly Kid: It is not! Kid2: You said she did! *Both kids start a hissy fit* *sigh* my said story :roll: It is not a "dumb" little town Shivers!!!
May 2, 200719 yr Comebacks are all about timing and correct delivery. Take for example "I know you are, but what am I?" You have to time the words correctly for the full affect and to seem really audacious. Hold after the first phrase, then with a sharp "B" sound continue the second phrase. Almost all comebacks can be used affectively. Even "Your Mom!". The voice you use, and how you express you emotion during the comeback is crucial. You don't want to sound rude, but condescending. Never act aggressively when making a potentially offensive comeback, always act provocative, but stay relaxed. I would have to say the worst are the ones with poor delivery. It doesn't matter how witty your comeback is, without correct delivery it shan't be recieved well. The best comebacks would have to be "All the way to the bank", and "Like a fox", especially when used out of context.
May 2, 200719 yr Though I like this comeback if someones say that you have no comeback:: "I left my comeback in your mum" :shock: :shock: Wow... G-rated pl0x?
May 3, 200719 yr your face... your mom... youre moms face! ^omfg... {DeviantART}{Last.Fm}{Join Sublime GFX, great community for artists!}Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great
May 3, 200719 yr i saw someone say, "ha, mines bigger than yours!" eh? Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
May 27, 200719 yr "Your mother is so fat, it affects her self esteem" "Your mother's hair is so short, she looks not like a woman, but rather like a man"
May 27, 200719 yr Personally, when I know I'll lose an arguement, I start screaming "YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME, YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS" until they lose interest. If you didn't live in Canada i'd swear you go to my school... :XD: :P There's a little Alex, in every ooone... ..I'll let myself out. (Left'D) It really has
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