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If Real Life was a Game, Who Would Have the Highscore?

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Your mom. 'Nuff said.

~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~

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I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.

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atack: hitler

 

strength: arnoold schwiziniger (have no idea how to spell his name)

 

defence: starlin

 

hitpoints: rasputin

 

ranged: robin hood

 

magic: harry potter

 

prayer: jesus

 

cooking: gordon ramsey

 

woodcuting: Paul Bunyans

 

fletching:

 

fishing:

 

firemakeing:

 

crafting:

 

smithing:

 

mineing:

 

herblore:

 

agility: paula radcliffe

 

thieving:

 

slayer: Hitler

 

farming: charlie dimok

 

runecrafting: darren brown

 

hunter:

 

construction:

 

 

 

(fill in the rest where you see fit)

 

 

 

overall: God (or chuck Noris - same thing really)

Who is Chuck Norris? He has a geeky name.

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SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED.

Top slayers:

 

Stalin

 

Hitler

 

Pol Pot

 

Mao Zedong

 

George Bush

 

 

 

Top Strength:

 

Vitali Ponomarenko (370kg from bench)

 

Valadin Dikul (1170kg RAW)

 

Ronnie Coleman

 

 

 

Top agility:

 

Ben Johnson (banned for autoing)

 

Carl Lewis

 

Asafa Powell

 

Justin Gatlin

 

Florence Griffith-Joyner

 

Marion Jones

 

 

 

Overall:

 

Markku "Uusis" Uusipaavalniemi

 

Chuck Norris

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I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.

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For kill count I'm going to go for Chairman Mao.

La lune ne garde aucune rancune.

For kill count I'm going to go for Chairman Mao.

 

 

 

Stalin is also doing pretty well there and Pol Pot would be probably in lead if we counted the percentual kill count.

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I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.

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Why the hell do people think that killing people makes you a highscorer in life? I'd judge how 'good' you are at life by how many peoples lives you affect in a positive way or how happy you are yourself. Probally both. IMO, being a moron and killing people gives you a minus score.

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

Why the hell do people think that killing people makes you a highscorer in life? I'd judge how 'good' you are at life by how many peoples lives you affect in a positive way or how happy you are yourself. Probally both. IMO, being a moron and killing people gives you a minus score.

 

 

 

How could killing reduce your slayer xp :shock:

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I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.

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Who is Chuck Norris? He has a geeky name.

 

 

 

What!!! Burn him!! :twisted: Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive!

 

 

 

Ray Mears - First to 99 hunting, fletching and woodcutting.

 

His firemaking XP sucks, though.

 

 

 

Lol, Ray Mears, give that man a machete and a bamboo cane and he can make ANYTHING <3:

Lol, Ray Mears, give that man a machete and a bamboo cane and he can make ANYTHING <3:

 

MacGyver > Ray Mears.

Lol, Ray Mears, give that man a machete and a bamboo cane and he can make ANYTHING <3:

 

MacGyver > Ray Mears.

 

 

 

I hear ya brother. BigMac is the [cabbage].

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Why the hell do people think that killing people makes you a highscorer in life? I'd judge how 'good' you are at life by how many peoples lives you affect in a positive way or how happy you are yourself. Probally both. IMO, being a moron and killing people gives you a minus score.
We're talking about if RL was a game.

 

And in most games, frags score you points.

Who is Chuck Norris? He has a geeky name.

 

 

 

What!!! Burn him!! :twisted: Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Burn who? Chuck Norris? Confused. Still no idea who he is. How comes I ain't heard of him if he's so great?

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SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED.

chuck noris FTW~~

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It is not a "dumb" little town Shivers!!!

Why the hell do people think that killing people makes you a highscorer in life? I'd judge how 'good' you are at life by how many peoples lives you affect in a positive way or how happy you are yourself. Probally both. IMO, being a moron and killing people gives you a minus score.
We're talking about if RL was a game.

 

And in most games, frags score you points.

 

 

 

Ah. I thought this was a serious philisophical question about what made a good life. :oops:

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

If real life would be game I think the hi score would be devided into parts like: Rich people, famous etc.

chuck norris

 

 

 

I was gunna say that :shock:

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Okay, I still have yet to understand the whole Chuck Norris fad. Sure, I know who he is, and the jokes are usually pretty funny, but what's up with that o_O?

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

If real life would be game I think the hi score would be devided into parts like: Rich people, famous etc.

 

Those would probably be like the skills of RuneScape. The highscorer would be the one person who is the best at the most things.

 

To me...There would be a lot of ties.. Not to be that really cheesy guy who says everyone is equal, but to be honest, there's no one person that's more skilled than everyone else. But in certain skills, yes, there are. So I might as well...

 

Attack: Leonidas and his ancient Greek battle-mates come in first. (The current) The leaders of the main countries in WWI and WWII come in second.

 

Strength: Barry Bonds. Or Arnold Schwarzenagger. (Sp?) Or that guy that won the World's Strongest Man competition.

 

Defense: The guy that led the building of the Great Wall of China. It worked...For a while...

 

HP: Those people that survive wars despite getting shot numerous times, a heart attack, getting knocked out, being tortured, having your heart stop, having it brought back via epinipherine, etc. Or Jack Bauer.

 

Ranged: Er...Jack Bauer. Last place is D-ick Cheney. Honestly, I'd say those people who shoot missiles out of planes or whatever. At moving targets.

 

Magic: Cris Angel. Or whatever his name is.

 

Prayer: Whomever I put down, I'm going to an argument out of it. So I'll skip this, but I'll know in my head... ::'

 

Cooking: Ming Tsai.

 

WC: The lumberjack that makes the most money. Whatever his name is.

 

Fletching: Does anyone fletch anymore? But since the Persians probably didn't buy all their arrows...Well...I'm reluctantly going to give them it.

 

Fishing: Charlie Moore. Even though he's a pain in the neck.

 

Firemaking: Ah, since Bush likes bombing things and setting them on fire, why not...

 

Crafting: No idea. Some guy that makes fancy clothing/jewelry.

 

Smithing: I don't see many anvils around today. But how about a locksmith?

 

Mining: Any of the leaders of a country where there's a lot of oil. Goes to show miners are targeted everywhere.

 

Herblore: The Chinese. Herbal medicine. Blech.

 

Agility: Ichiro.

 

Thieving: Um...That thief guy...Forget his name...

 

Slayer: Hitler being the person that killed the most people (I think), probably him.

 

Farming: That gardener on TV.

 

Runecrafting: Um...Uh...

 

Hunter: D-ick Cheney is once again last on this. Charlie Moore is also once again near the top of the list.

 

Construction: The ancient Egyptians.

 

 

 

You might need to live near me in order to understand some of the jokes. So don't feel like you don't know anything if you don't recognize some of these people.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

Bill Gates would have 99 Wealth. :o

 

 

 

Err

 

 

 

Michael Jackson would have 99 inner-kid-phobia.

 

 

 

Yeah. I'm just really bored so just deal with it! :P

God. God has cheat codes...no fair.

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Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

Let's continue...

 

 

 

Attack:

 

Simo HÃÆÃâÃâäyhÃÆÃâÃâä - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

 

Lauri T̮̦̉̉rni - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauri_T%C3%B6rni

 

 

 

Defence:

 

Uuno Turhapuro - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uuno_Turhapuro

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I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.

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If we are talking RS Skills, i'll make me a list. Just do the combat skills for now.

 

 

 

Attack : No idea, Norris maybe?

 

Strength : Norris, Arny, or Mr T.

 

Defence : Neo, this bloke can dodge bullets!

 

Hitpoints : The Daleks, I mean come on. Do they ever die?

 

Range : A fighter piolet?

 

Magic : There is no magic IRL, only illusions :shock:

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