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David Blane either has hp or magic.... He either somehow survives his stupid stunts or is somehow magic. :shock:

 

 

 

And hitler should win firemaking also. He did burn himself, correct?

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Okay, I still have yet to understand the whole Chuck Norris fad. Sure, I know who he is, and the jokes are usually pretty funny, but what's up with that o_O?

 

 

 

WHO IS HE?? Reb please help.

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99 Att-william Wallace

 

99 Stre-World strongest

 

99 def-Secretary of Defence

 

99 Hp-David Blaine, agreed with u there m8

 

99 Prayer-Jesus

 

99 Mage-

 

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99 herblore-Your local, friendly dealer

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And hitler should win firemaking also. He did burn himself, correct?

 

 

 

Straight quote from Wikipedia about der FÃÆÃâÃâührer.

 

 

 

On 30 April 1945, after intense street-to-street combat, when Soviet troops were spotted within a block or two of the Reich Chancellory in the city centre, Hitler committed suicide in the FÃÆÃâÃâührerbunker.[45] He did so by means of a self-delivered shot to the head while simultaneously biting into a cyanide capsule.

 

 

 

Dunno was that a joke or what, but first time I heard someone even thinking of the possibility of him doing a suicide with fire.

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I thought he was refering to the holocaust. Yeah, first time i ever heard he burnt himself to death :|

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And hitler should win firemaking also. He did burn himself, correct?

 

 

 

Straight quote from Wikipedia about der FÃÆÃâÃâührer.

 

 

 

On 30 April 1945, after intense street-to-street combat, when Soviet troops were spotted within a block or two of the Reich Chancellory in the city centre, Hitler committed suicide in the FÃÆÃâÃâührerbunker.[45] He did so by means of a self-delivered shot to the head while simultaneously biting into a cyanide capsule.

 

 

 

Dunno was that a joke or what, but first time I heard someone even thinking of the possibility of him doing a suicide with fire.

 

 

 

I think he was referring to Hitler commanding his soldiers to burn his body after he killed himself.

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I thought the Russians burn't his body after finding him dead. Which then opened up the whole "Did Hitler die" jazz.

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generally speaking those who have the highest kills usually get the highest score.

 

That being said - most likely Stalin.

 

 

 

M-m-m-m-m-moooonsterkillllll.

 

 

 

I don't know, maybe, uhm. From the forums, I'd say Bubsa. He seems to get the most fun out of life. :P

 

 

 

isn't monsterkill from half life DM 2?

 

 

 

Probably me

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generally speaking those who have the highest kills usually get the highest score.

 

That being said - most likely Stalin.

 

 

 

M-m-m-m-m-moooonsterkillllll.

 

 

 

I don't know, maybe, uhm. From the forums, I'd say Bubsa. He seems to get the most fun out of life. :P

 

 

 

isn't monsterkill from half life DM 2?

 

 

 

Probably me

 

 

 

I think it started in Unreal Tournement.

 

 

 

Might have been earlier though.

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Dammit, why can't women ever feel that way!

 

 

 

OT: Without a doubt, Noel Edmonds. Floral print shirts, a handsome haircut and, most of all, an absolutely FANTASTIC game!

Argghhh i hate him so much that I can't even laugh at him. Grrrrr, :evil:
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I thought the Russians burn't his body after finding him dead. Which then opened up the whole "Did Hitler die" jazz.

 

 

 

defently no, like indy500fan and wild_goat_14 said he took cyniade (since the stuff was still expermental at the time, it still wasn't 100% death rate like today) and way he then shot himself to make sure he was dead. he also died along side his 2-3 day old wife, (and i think his dog?) his last command was the burn his body becasue the Russians if they found him would have probaly beat the living heck out of him, and if they found him dead, they would have desicrated his body to make a sign out of his body, so he burned it, so the Russians wouldn't do something like that.

 

 

 

OT: probaly gutenburg (printing press) Enstein with E = mc^2 general relitivty, and special relivity, Geroge Washington for being such a good general in the America Revolution. Thomas Pain and his book "Common Sense" really brought out democray, and lastly Charles Darwin and "Orgin of the species" has not only affected how we view nature, but also alot of politicaly views during the early 1900's

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Stalin, or Stewie Griffen.....O, and ofcourse...Chuck Norris!

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hehe this'll be fun :P

 

 

 

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theiving: SANTA CLAUS!!!

 

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generally speaking those who have the highest kills usually get the highest score.

 

That being said - most likely Stalin.

 

 

 

M-m-m-m-m-moooonsterkillllll.

 

 

 

I don't know, maybe, uhm. From the forums, I'd say Bubsa. He seems to get the most fun out of life. :P

 

the guy who dropped the atomic bomb anyone?

 

 

 

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Emperor Qin Shi Huang- Having unified China, starting the project to build the Great Wall, as well as having the most extravegant tomb imaginable of all time, he definatly deserves a spot.

 

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi- One of the greatest leaders of peace, inspiring many in the fight for freedom and peace.

 

 

 

Socrates- Perhaps the greatest philosophical influence of all time, inspiring many of the greatest philosophers of all time and even teaching several of them personally, created the Socratic method which later on inspired what we know today as the scientific method.

 

 

 

Plato- Yet another great Greek philosopher, Taught by Socrates himself, developed some of the greatest works of philosophy, such as my personal favorite, The Allegory of the Cave, Plato's theory is that reality is unavailable to those who limit themselves to their senses, in other words, he believed there was more to life than what you can see, feel, taste, smell. ect.

 

 

 

Aristotle- Student of Plato and teacher of Alexander the Great, though he was taught by Plato, his beliefs were quite the opposite, believing there is no more to life than what you can sense, his research influenced much of modern day science.

 

 

 

Alexander the Great-The most successful greek military commander of all time, conquering most of the world known to the ancient Greeks.

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Okay, he isn't "real world" real, but he still owns them all :-w .

What/who is that?

 

:shock: !!

 

 

 

It's Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric! :shock: Where have you been :shock: !

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generally speaking those who have the highest kills usually get the highest score.

 

That being said - most likely Stalin.

 

 

 

I Soviet Russia, Stalin kills YOU!! too

 

 

 

I think we should jugde on how popular people are in my opinion.

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