Last year just before Christmas I was at a friends party, when me and my friends left, considerably "worse for wear" lets say. :lol:

 

Anyway, we were walking down the road on our way home when my friend Liz drove past in her car. She pulled over and we were all chatting to her as we hadnt seen her in a while.

 

When I decided in my moment of genius<\sarcasm> to climb atop her car. As she and everyone else was distracted talking I climbed on and lay on the roof of the car like you would a bodyboard.

 

The conversation ended and Liz began to drive off, not knowing I was lay on her roof. I started to slam my hand on the roof as by this time she was driving with some speed. This of course scared the living *poop* out of her and she swerved into the kerb (which probably ended up saving my life) the car bounced and I bounced backward off the car smashing my head on the floor. (If she had slammed her breaks I would have feel forward and underneath the car wheels, and probably died :wall:)

 

 

 

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I know i'm an idiot and I know I am very lucky :(

 

 

 

Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done?

I have slid down the main hall of my school, third time my board broke (thank fully i diddn't use my burton :pray: ) and I broke my left arm

i fell off my bike and got concussed in the middle of a busy road #-o luckily my mates dragged me off the road and in my concussed haze i kept screaming "wheres my sock!!!!" to this day they still mock me for that :oops:

HAHAHh playing Runescape hahahah 8-)

 

 

 

hah

When i was like 6 years old i climbed the monkey bars and fell off really hurt, then i got back on and fell again :wall: breaking my wrist #-o

Too many to post..

Would have to be riding my hand-made, ill-aligned 6 wheeled, three-trucked skateboard down a big hill and falling into a mailbox... :D

Riding my bike down a pile of rubble... Fell off and slid all the way down, cutting my left side up pretty badly... I returned the next year to do it again. I only fell the first time, though.

Lol unkn0wnwarrior, I dont think I would do what I did again, in fact I know I wouldnt! Kudos though, takes guts to try it again and failing the first time.

I've done alot of stupid things. One that comes to mind, that is kinda funny:

 

 

 

I'm standing with a few friends on one side of the hallway, and I see my good friend on the other.

 

 

 

"I'ma go and tackle him", I said to the people I was with.

 

 

 

So I ran at him, he saw me, ran back, we crashed, I took him down, and since I'm light and he's pretty strong, he pushed me up into the air as we went down and I flew into a locker and smashed my head.

 

 

 

Best part:

 

 

 

I'm kind of dazed, and when my vision clears again, I'm on my back looking up, on the left are my friends, on the right my girlfriend and her friends. Apparently, I had smashed my head on her locker, and now there was a bit of blood and hair on the floor around there.

 

 

 

I'd been trying to kinda get to know her friends, make them like me, and this kinda ruined it. XD

walking past the police with a baseball bat which i smoothly stuffed down my pants making my manhood look even bigger 8-)

 

 

 

u may be thinking well thats nothing bad... but on a friday night at 11 clock in the suburbs of manchester, england... id be pretty screwed if they caught me :wall:

walking past the police with a baseball bat which i smoothly stuffed down my pants making my manhood look even bigger 8-)

 

 

 

u may be thinking well thats nothing bad... but on a friday night at 11 clock in the suburbs of manchester, england... id be pretty screwed if they caught me :wall:

 

 

 

Hey another Mancunian :D Yeah that would be pretty bad . We were once sat on the pavement outside my house at about 3am eating bourbon biscuits, a police car pulled over and asked what the hell we were doing (dunno why he was so angry with us?) he wasn't best pleased when I offered him a biscuit. :lol:

 

 

 

Was funny when he had to drive off, he got even more annoyed with us because we knew we weren't doing anything wrong, and we weren't arsey with him or anything. I guess he was just looking for an easy arrest :lol:

 

 

 

Kinda got me a legendary status with my friends though, 'The only person who would offer an angry policeman a bourbon biscuit' :thumbsup:

When i was younger, probably 13 - 14 years old, my family and I lived on this huge hill, it was literly like a ski slope. Anyway everytime it snowed me and my best friend at the time would build medium sized ramps at the bottom of the hill, (the hill ended and then droped off a 3 - 4 foot cliff thing which over looked a creek and into a clearing). Anyway, long story short, we built this one huge ramp which I decided to attempt first. I was going a good 10-20 miles an hour, as i approched the ramp i got nervous and went to pull off....I hit the ramp ride ways, launching off and landing in a icey, rocky creek 3 - 4 feet down (plus the 5-6 ft air time, so i basicly fell a full 12 feet onto rocks.) I blacked out, and i woke up in the emergency room.

 

 

 

good times, good times.

Posting on this thread.

 

 

 

Seriously though once when I was 6 I pulled a dresser down on me and almost killed myself...

 

 

 

Do I win?

Erm, stupidest thing was probably sliding down a lamp pole and getting my bag stuck - I then was straddle at about 30 feet for 30minutes trying to evade the security guard who was oblivious to my hangingness...

 

 

 

I didn't get hurt, but a sign on the gate entrance wrote 'Tresspassers will be shot', i thought it was a joke, but i wasn't about to find out. :-w

Probably trying to buy weed and smoke for the first time the other week. My friend was grounded, and I only have $5. This was about a week ago, this weekend I thought about my mom and all this crap she's done. She started smoking when she was in highschool, and I don't want to make that mistake. :notalk:

Sticking my head in some railings as a 10/11 year old. My long hair allowed my ears to slide in. It didn't work coming out again. I was stuck, half hanging myself in the stairs of my house. In the end the fire brigade came and cut me out.

Probably cat calling a teacher when I was in 4th grade. :lol:

 

 

 

I earned major kudo's from my friends, but I got in lots of trouble. Hey, she was hot. :mrgreen:

Probably trying to punch my stepdad and missing

 

 

 

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Going to a public swimming pool, having a shower before hand , forgeting to put my swimming trunks on, diving into the pool with over 50 people there giving me :lol: looks.

I was going to do a trick on my skateboard and I flipped over a rail but half way into it I got distracted and fell... My legs were spread out so I was in a hell of a lot of pain.

Yelled at my PE teacher because she considered grunting "talking" during a 5-MINUTE LONG SQUAT talking, and she was gonna send me to the principal's office for it. I screamed at her, and got in trouble for it. #-o

 

 

 

Edit: Hey, my avatar doesn't suck. :(

Its not really stupid, its just kind of weird: today I was eating skittles with fried onions.

Its not really stupid, its just kind of weird: today I was eating skittles with fried onions.

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm.. I wonder how those taste...

 

 

 

Anyway.. I once was riding my bike and a car is behind me.. So i slow down infront of it.. And the guy in it starts honking the horn. But i stay infront of him.. So he almost runs me over.. -.-

happend 2 weeks ago..........

 

 

 

I was in the tournament of my indoor soccer season and some one one the other team was being a total jerk, my coach told me to take him out so when I got subbed on I charged at full speed and nailed him and he did a full front flip on too his back.

 

 

 

I got a red card( der) and when I came off my coach said he meant for me too rough him up.

 

 

 

 

 

OOPS! Srry that guy! :-w