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I was in the Varrock Church praying, when i looked at the (small) audience, and I saw a guy called "Jeremy Clarksin". I think its a pun of Jeremy Clarkson, of Top Gear. How many are there like this?

 

 

 

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Not really a pun, but the wine seller in Draynor is named Fortunado. Fortunado is one of the main characters in Edgar Allen Poe's famous short story, "Cask of Amontillado", which is about revenge... and wine. :P

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Theres lots of stuff like this in RS. Also plenty of Monty Python Jokes, and theres nothing wrong with that ::'

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Try to pronounce all the named White Knights' names with a heavy English accent.

 

 

 

sir amik varse=ceramic vase(thanks to sworddude198)

 

 

 

Good job copying what someone said just 3 or four posts above you.

 

 

 

Brian O' Richard (Rogues den) = Richard O' Brian (writer)

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If you've ever played DragonFable, which is quite weird, you'd notice, they have ripoffs of Knights' names aswell.

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There's a few more, some aren't so much puns as jokes.

 

 

 

Ahab - Port Sarim - Captain Ahab

 

Seargent Damien - Random Event - Damien (Son of the devil)

 

Nora T Hagg - Taverly - Nora The/Teh Hagg/Gnaw at hag (lol) not sure about this one

 

Wizard Distentor - Yanille - Not really a pun, but he teleports to essence - Distantor? Again, unsure.

 

Lumberjack Leif - Miscellania - Lumberjack Leaf?

 

Sir Renitee - Falador - Serenity

 

Sir Vyvin - Survivin'

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There's a few more, some aren't so much puns as jokes.

 

 

 

Ahab - Port Sarim - Captain Ahab

 

Seargent Damien - Random Event - Damien (Son of the devil)

 

Nora T Hagg - Taverly - Nora The/Teh Hagg/Gnaw at hag (lol) not sure about this one

 

Wizard Distentor - Yanille - Not really a pun, but he teleports to essence - Distantor? Again, unsure.

 

Lumberjack Leif - Miscellania - Lumberjack Leaf?

 

Sir Renitee - Falador - Serenity

 

Sir Vyvin - Survivin'

 

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There's a few more, some aren't so much puns as jokes.

 

 

 

Ahab - Port Sarim - Captain Ahab

 

Seargent Damien - Random Event - Damien (Son of the devil)

 

Nora T Hagg - Taverly - Nora The/Teh Hagg/Gnaw at hag (lol) not sure about this one

 

Wizard Distentor - Yanille - Not really a pun, but he teleports to essence - Distantor? Again, unsure.

 

Lumberjack Leif - Miscellania - Lumberjack Leaf?

 

Sir Renitee - Falador - Serenity

 

Sir Vyvin - Survivin'

 

 

 

i thought that Nora T Hagg = Naughty hagg

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Lmao, go to Father Uhrney in South West lumbridge swamps and tell him you've come to reposess his house. Funniest NPC dialogue EVER, I think. ^^

 

 

 

lol father urhney.. = father ernie?..

 

I doubt that is what you were intending to point out at all, but yeah.. there`s one.

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If you say Lumbridge Furnace Coal really slow it kinda sounds like gullable.

 

 

 

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When Bob tells your cat "I'm your father." Everyone knows where's that from. :P

 

 

 

A Tale of Two Cats (Quest) = A Tale of Two Cities (Book) -> A Tale of Two Kittes (Movie)

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Not really a pun, but the wine seller in Draynor is named Fortunado. Fortunado is one of the main characters in Edgar Allen Poe's famous short story, "Cask of Amontillado", which is about revenge... and wine. :P

 

 

 

Omg, I had to read that In school, freaky stuff, freaky stuff...

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slug menace 1 has loads of reference to Star Gate SG1 (Sci-fi TV-Show)

 

 

 

before the quest came out there was a guy named "Col. O'Niell", as soon as i saw that i connected it to stargate, theres a "Col. O'Niall" in Stargate. i thought it was just a coincidence but then after the quest came out he also says "just call me Jack" which is also the guys name in SG1 (Col. Jack O'Niall), and he has said "just call me Jack" before in SG1.

 

 

 

another reference to stargate is the whole quest its self, in the quest slug like creatures take over the body (like parasites) and can control you, in SG1 there is an enemy named "ga'uald" which is a slimming creature, just like in this quest, which takes over the host and controls the host.

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slug menace 1 has loads of reference to Star Gate SG1 (Sci-fi TV-Show)

 

 

 

before the quest came out there was a guy named "Col. O'Niell", as soon as i saw that i connected it to stargate, theres a "Col. O'Niall" in Stargate. i thought it was just a coincidence but then after the quest came out he also says "just call me Jack" which is also the guys name in SG1 (Col. Jack O'Niall), and he has said "just call me Jack" before in SG1.

 

 

 

another reference to stargate is the whole quest its self, in the quest slug like creatures take over the body (like parasites) and can control you, in SG1 there is an enemy named "ga'uald" which is a slimming creature, just like in this quest, which takes over the host and controls the host.

 

 

 

Did the quest and founded.. hm :P millions of movie references. I am still waiting for a silly Harry potter reference. Haven't found one in the game yet. Or LOTR reference. Most silly comedy movies have them :P I thought the mounted heads also have some references. But I forgot about them. Not sure though.

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There's a few more, some aren't so much puns as jokes.

 

 

 

Ahab - Port Sarim - Captain Ahab

 

Seargent Damien - Random Event - Damien (Son of the devil)

 

Nora T Hagg - Taverly - Nora The/Teh Hagg/Gnaw at hag (lol) not sure about this one

 

Wizard Distentor - Yanille - Not really a pun, but he teleports to essence - Distantor? Again, unsure.

 

Lumberjack Leif - Miscellania - Lumberjack Leaf?

 

Sir Renitee - Falador - Serenity

 

Sir Vyvin - Survivin'

 

Sir tiffy casien-certificate cash in

 

 

 

I forgot that one, but I think it's Certification. ^^

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